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Nairaland General › Re: Man Carries Buckets Of Water With His Eyelids by Tolexander: 6:23pm On Jan 23, 2013
Na jazz.
Culture › Re: Yorubas, Please Help Me Translate These Words. by Tolexander: 6:19pm On Jan 23, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Thanks a lot. Just screw up and check if you can translate those numbers smiley[/color]
leave me, i no go scroll up. Thought i have escaped it.
Culture › Re: What Dish Is Perculiar To your Hometown? by Tolexander(op): 6:15pm On Jan 23, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Ofe Onugbu (bitter leaf soup)[/color]
nice! Also ate it yestanight.
Can you tell me how it is prepared?
Culture › Re: Yorubas, Please Help Me Translate These Words. by Tolexander: 6:07pm On Jan 23, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]LOL.Thanks for the little help. Please before I proceed, can you just give me the Yoruba alphabets and how they sound, so that I can start from there smiley[/color]
i will help, what are we meant for? But a chocomilo will do. Lol!
A as in Aba
B as in Ban
D as in Dad
E as in Eboue(civ player)
E as in Eze promoe
F as in Farm
G as in God
GB as in (no exist for english but gbenga in yoruba)
H as in house.
I as in Ileum.
J as in Jug.
K as in Keg.
L as in Lion.
M as in Money .
N as in Nairaland.
O as in Omo(detergent)
O as in Osewa.
P as in Palm.
R as in Rat.
S as in Sin.
S(sh) as in Seun.
T as in Tag.
U as in Union.
W as in Way.
Y as in You
Family › Re: I Will Share Her Husband Till I Get Mine by Tolexander: 5:14pm On Jan 23, 2013
chemashie: Don‘t murder CHEMISTRY here, ok?
interested in hearing u out.
Politics › Re: 11-man Panel To Probe Police Colleges’ Rot by Tolexander:
just as if i knew that the President would form a COMMITTEE that will decide on what the COMMITTEE that will direct the COMMITTEE that will finance the COMMITTEE that will look unto what the COMMITTEE that will
Probe Police Colleges’ Rot.
Culture › Re: Yorubas, Please Help Me Translate These Words. by Tolexander: 4:55pm On Jan 23, 2013
u don craze! U wan do yoruba for A level or what?
Anyway i will render a little help i can.
[quote author=Eze Promoe][color=olive]More:

I'm hungry-ebi n pa mí
Excuse me-jòwó
Good morning-kú àárò
Good Afternoon-kú àsán
Good evening-kú ìrólé
What's happening-kí ni ó n selè
Where is Segun-shégun(oyo), ségun(ibadan) nkó?
Who is Segun-tani shégun
How is Segun-báwo ni shégun
Today is Friday- ojó etì ni òní
You're stupid-odè ni é
Call him (for me)-pe arákùnrin yen (fún mi)
When is Sunday-ojó wo ni àìkú?
See you tomorrow-mà á rí e ní òla
Who is that- ta nìyen.



Please note that, when translating especially those words with sh sound, indicate it. E.g Segun as Shegun, Kilosele as Kiloshele. I will understand. Thanks[/color]
Politics › Re: Fashola Is Fatigued Of Ideas – Lagos PDP by Tolexander: 4:23pm On Jan 23, 2013
what an ironical irony!
PDP have forgotten achievement is like a beacon that will always be conspicuous even from a far distance.
Empty barrel only makes a noisy sound and nuisance when hit, the filled and full barrel doesn't realy make audible sound when hit. Which means governmental projects and administrations are not what the press need conveying to the people but what the people can see themselves.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Names Daughter Purity Okojie by Tolexander: 4:17pm On Jan 23, 2013
pray the baby will not grow up to acquire the prefix 'IM' to become IMPURITY by default, gene or by enviromental influence
Family › Re: I Will Share Her Husband Till I Get Mine by Tolexander: 4:14pm On Jan 23, 2013
there is love in sharing-BIBLE
coordinate covalency brings about catenation forming giant molecules-CHEMISTRY
Politics › Re: Jonathan Considers Backing Out On 2015, May Support Atiku Or Tambuwal by Tolexander:
The President has no liver at all to decide on his own.
Well! What does one expect from a man that had no future ambition of political leadership that was handpicked for almost all the offices he held and building the only wishful election he contested for on the manifesto of having no shoes when he was young.

Well a chaff will aways be blown anywhere by the slight and stormy wind depending on the directional direction.
Crime › Re: Man In Police Net Over Alleged Rape Of Deaf And Dumb by Tolexander(op): 1:07pm On Jan 23, 2013
kulyie: are you a swine or a human being,because this jargons you typed here does not indicate a normal human being typed here
pray for wisdom knowledge and undastanding.
Politics › Re: Reps To Ban Sale Of Energy Drinks! by Tolexander: 1:01pm On Jan 23, 2013
they fit ban anything but make dem no ban ALOMO BITTER. Cos that one na wahala and she go vex leave me.
Na alomo dey sustain us o!
Culture › What Dish Is Perculiar To your Hometown? by Tolexander(op): 10:28am On Jan 23, 2013
In every part of the world, there is always a food that is popular with the people which may be as a result of the abundance of the ingredient used in preparing the food e.g fish in the riverine areas or as a result of the tradition/culture attached to it e.g new yam festival in many towns in the south west.
My town is Iresi, boluwaduro LG in osun state, the food popular among my people is 'iyan' (pounded yam) and it is prepared by steaming yam before naw pounding in a mortar with pestle. It is often served with egusi or vegetable. I will like to hear out ur contributions
Politics › Re: 2 Days Blackout, For 6 States, Critical Transmission Line To Be Complet by Tolexander: 10:08am On Jan 23, 2013
so na PHCN blackout na e dm go witness? Na 2day dm don dey experience a 7day blackout.
When i saw the topic, i thought it was even solar blackout.
Politics › Re: Young Officers Design & Build Drone by Tolexander: 10:02am On Jan 23, 2013
instead of the government to tap the resources from the guy, they will neva think of that until the US airforce snatched him.
Music/Radio › Re: List Of Banned Videos By NBC Including Psquare Alingo Dance! by Tolexander:
after how many days the song had been released and heard all over the nooks and crannies of the nation.
What was the censor board doing during the making of the musics and their videos. Want to tell us the music and video didn't pass through them before they were released to the public?
Banning songs that are already considered as dead by people like me that have heard and watch the good things out of them. Just like banning Yussuf Olatunji's 'baby jowo ko wa gbe mi saya' record that was sang in the 70s and 80s.
Politics › Re: NAIRALAND 2013 Ethnic Census by Tolexander: 9:37am On Jan 23, 2013
Èmi omo kú àárò o kò jí ire bí.
A kúkú jíire, ti elégàn ni ó kù.
Bí a bá jí ní òwúrò, a sì dòbálè fún àwon òbí tí ó bí wa lómo.
Omolúàbí tí a kó nílé tí ó tún ara rè bí.
Crime › Re: Man In Police Net Over Alleged Rape Of Deaf And Dumb by Tolexander(op): 9:17am On Jan 23, 2013
i pity the poor gurl cos i am wondering how she reported the case and how shes going to defend herself if at the guy wants to lie cos she wouldn't know due to her dumb and deaf state.
Politics › Re: Young Nigerian Airforce (NAF) Officers Design, Build Drone by Tolexander: 9:12am On Jan 23, 2013
instead of the government to tap the resources from the guy, they will neva think of that until the US airforce snatched him.
Crime › Re: 2 Indians & 10 Nigerians Pipeline Vandals Arrested by Tolexander:
awo ile ni o n gbe awo ode nigbowo (it is the internal thief that connives with the external thiefs in a successful theft)
Politics › Suleja Bombings: INEC Paysn4.6m Each To Families Of Nyscmembers by Tolexander(op): 9:04am On Jan 23, 2013
The Independent National
Electoral Commission (INEC)
yesterday paid N4.6 million each
to the families of members of the
National Youth Service Corps
(NYSC) who died following the
Suleja bombings during the 2011
general election.
The money was paid to the next
of kins of the corps members
that were used as ad hoc staff
during the election.
The money was paid by the
Finance Department of the
commission.
Family members were paid under
closed doors as members of
press were shut out from the
ceremony.
A source at the INEC Finance
Department told THISDAY that the
money was part of insurance
claims as the corps members
who worked as ad hoc staff
were insured.
The Chief Press Secretary to INEC
Chairman, Kayode Idowu,
confirmed the payments to
THISDAY.
INEC, while presenting the
cheques to the families of the
victims in Abuja, through an
insurance company, Niger
Insurance Company Plc, said the
money was meant to assist them.
The Deputy Director, Insurance
and Due Process of Niger
Insurance, Mr. Thomas Afanga,
who presented the cheques on
behalf of the organisation,
regretted the incident just as he
said INEC was determined to
protect its staff in the course of
their constitutional assignments.
One of the victims’ families who
identified himself leader, Dr.
Ezeezuemeh Ethelbert, expressed
gratitude over the commission’s
gesture, saying the money would
assist them in no small measure
even as he regretted that
President Jonathan was yet to
fulfil his promise to the surviving
victims of the blast.
The president had, through
former Director General of NYSC,
General Ismaila Tsiga, at the
presentation of N5 million to the
families of those who died
during the incident, promised
automatic employment to those
that survived.
Tags: Nigeria, Featured, News,
INEC, Suleja Bombings, NYSC

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/suleja-bombings-inec-pays-n4-6m-each-to-families-of-nysc-members/137212/
Politics › Re: Gov Chime Talks To Vanguard: 'i'm Alive, Will Be Back' !!! by Tolexander: 5:31am On Jan 23, 2013
like president umaru yar adua was also saying amen when bishop oyedepo and co were praying when the clerics visited him when he was sick in aso rock. http://allafrica.com/stories/201004060146.html?maneref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fm%3Fq%3Dbishop%2Boyedapo%2Bvisited%2Byaradua%26client%3Dms-opera-mini%26channel%3Dnew&mstac=0
Crime › Man In Police Net Over Alleged Rape Of Deaf And Dumb by Tolexander(op): 5:21am On Jan 23, 2013
OSOGBO — Osun State Police
Command, yesterday,
paraded a 21-year-old Shina
Amusa, for allegedly having
canal knowledge of an 18-
year-old deaf and dumb.
The Command stated in
Osogbo that already the
suspect had been subjected
to thorough and systematic
investigations by detectives
attached to Dugbe Divisional
Police Headquarters, Osogbo.
*Men of the Nigerian Police
*Men of the Nigerian Police
Giving the details of the
crime, the Investigating
Police Officer in charge of the
case, said the suspect
overpowered and forced the
hapless deaf and dumb girl
inside his room before
allegedly raping her.
He said: “The case which
was reported to the station
by the father of the victim,
Yisa Adebayo has been taken
with every seriousness as
the Divisional Police Officer,
(DPO) CSP Rauf Razak is
leaving no stone unturned to
ensure that the suspect faces
the full consequence of his
offence.”
Meanwhile, Ladoke Akintola
Teaching University Hospital,
(LAUTECH), Osogbo, had
confirmed in a medical
check-up that there was
penetration into the victim.
The case has been
transferred to the State
Criminal Investigations
Department, (SCID), of the
Osun State Command of the
Nigerian Police for further
investigations.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/man-in-police-net-over-alleged-rape-of-deaf-and-dumb/
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Centenary Celebration Will Provide 15,000 Jobs, Cost No Kobo- Anyim by Tolexander:
another hope, idea and innovation bereft of wisdom, knowledge and understanding.
Imagine the word 'will provide work for 10 thousand people' as if the centenary celebration is going to be till eternity not minding the celebration is just for at most a year. After the celebration, what is going to be the fate of the circumstantial ceremonial employment created? Back to square 1 to continue hustling in the labour market.
So they have the idea to tax the major and minor industries to generate found to finance the celebration but deficient of the idea to generate found to create employment, tackle insecurity, and provide social amenities.
After this company taxing, which will generate lot of funds, there will still the a lion part of the national budget earmarked for the godforsaken ceremony, which at the end of the day just little of the money would be spent on it, with the remaining being shared among the godforsaken government.
What is even the celebration all about? Imagine a family(nigeria) having many children(hausa, igbo, yoruba, kanuri, ijaw, urhobo, tiv, igala and others at large) that have unity close to 0 percent among them that neva demonstrate any atom of love and doesn't relate with themselves in any form. The parent cos they attained a 100years of matrimonial coexistence planning haw to form an elaborate party. I wonder how disgraceful the party is gonna be.
Crime › Re: How A Girl Murdered My Brother- Ogus Baba by Tolexander: 4:21am On Jan 23, 2013
ogusbaba1: hmm bro its quite clear d lady killed my brother oo Henry Ogus is clear bros is clear God Knows buh
yes! It is quite clear she killed him base on your traditional and spiritual knowlegde which cannot be physically, legally and evidentially backed up in the court of law. So no legal claim she killed him.
Politics › Re: How A Police College Should Be by Tolexander: 10:59pm On Jan 22, 2013
seems channel t.v have forgotten that we are leaving in the world of imperfection which has only corruption to be perfect. Google and dictionaries have a lesser definiton of corruption than the country.
Crime › Re: How A Girl Murdered My Brother- Ogus Baba by Tolexander: 10:52pm On Jan 22, 2013
ogusbaba1: aboy, but d girl killed my brother is clear enuf na, i go burn am oo e non go pass jail tins oo cos if i use mistake see dis girl ehh
i undastand u pain, that is why am partaking in the agony.
In the court, there is no legal backing for winchkilling cos no obvious evidential action was performed. The jurist will ask you 'did she shoot/hit/stab/poisone/strangle him'? Which the answer(s) is/are no.
If you kill the lady, u will be charged to court and the rest of the story is a tie that ascends to the sky that has its source from the hanged horizontal pole ie death by hanging.
If you know you want to avenge your brother's death which i dont subscribe to, go and use the source she used.
Culture › Re: Which Side Has The Biggest Influnce When People From Different Cultures Marry by Tolexander:
there are some forces/circumstances that will determine which culture should be mutually accepted and the one to be jettisoned by the couple.
1. If the man is macho or a chauvinist, there is a percentage very close to the maximum that can be attained that the man's culture is going to be retained.
2. The type of religion they practise also plays a role cos most religion gives the man the highest say in the family making the woman dormant in some of the matrimonial affairs.
3. The environment they stay also has an influence. E.g if the family live in the society where the women rules, there is a likely tendency for the couple to try to blend with the society cos they may not want to be odd. E.g if a yoruba(man)-igbo(woman) couple i.e interethnic couple stay in Abba there is a like tendency for them to practise igbo culture.
4. Parental influence also has a little effect. E.g a couple that have one of the parents staying with them will have a little influence on the couples way of life(culture) base on numerical strength(2 against 1) and parental interference.
5. Parental upbring can also affect which one to be adopted between the cultures eg some children have been infected with the mentality that their culture is not good and worthy to showcase. Anybody with that kind of mentality can easily fall for any culture that comes its way, leaving his culture for another person's culture during nuptial knot.
Crime › Re: How A Girl Murdered My Brother- Ogus Baba by Tolexander: 9:57pm On Jan 22, 2013
ogusbaba1: bro is dis not enuf?
sis, it is not too much as a legal counsel!
Crime › Re: How A Girl Murdered My Brother- Ogus Baba by Tolexander: 9:46pm On Jan 22, 2013
oh sorry!
Wanted to ask why you can't charge the lady for murder but later realised there wont be any wanton evidence and exhibit against the killer.
Maybe we should say she winchkilled your bro.

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