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Awe - Asa

The layaway part is what caught my attention. I suggest you reconsider taking away the whole deposit, maybe half of it for tying your stock down.

Orikinla:
I wonder if majority of Nigerians are scared of hygiene, because they love and even celebrate their unhygienic habits.

4 Most Shocking Facts on Dirty Habits in Nigeria

4. 90% of Nigerians don’t wash their hands after urinating by the roadside.

I can understand not washing your hands after urinating by the roadside, water might just not be available.

Haven't you ever been in a public bathroom and someone comes out of the stall next to you but you don't hear any sounds of hand washing or drying? This happens all the time at work.
People just do the do and leave without washing their hands even with lots of soap and running water available>

Maxwell - Pretty wings

Need2Drive:
I was at the refurbished one at Agindingbi this morning to use the rest room and I find a big black cockroach on the tissue paper. I call their attention to it, and the cocky bas***d told me that dont I have cockroaches in my area.

This is hilarious

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Went to MTN Customer Care at Surulere cos i had a problem with my internet modem. They said it could not be fixed so i had to buy a new one. The guy now helped me transfer the credit from the old sim to the new one. Do u know that he transferred N500 to his own phone? I went home and noticed that there was no N500 extra that shld have been there. At first, i thought it was not possible but i continued calculating and then found how to check the outgoing messages on the modem. I called him by 4am and told him to return my credit or i will make sure he loses his job and cut the phone. He sent it sharp sharp. That was the last time i went there. Such a thief. Wish i could remember his name.

What a crook, I would have reported his arrse one time.

There was one time that one nonsense Glo CCR tried crap with me, got an email address of one top madam in the org. from Ajanlekoko and fired one correct mail.
Hope the lady didn't get fired but I just couldn't hold in the anger within me especially as I'm usually courteous to customers that come in contact with me.

Customer service is Nigeria is HORRIBLE mostly but there are examples of outstanding service as well.
I've been tempted a couple of times to open up a thread where offer to assist MTN customers with issues they might have with their lines buuuuuttttt, Company policy, Nairaland's unfunctioning PM service stopped me.

Babyface - Soon as I get home

The Commodores - Sail on

64 Million what? How did she get this money?
I have observed that the press doesn't like to name Stella Oduah Ogiemwonyi these days and even when they do, they conveniently leave out the name Ogiemwonyi.

How did she serve as a front for the purchase of the vessels?
This story just brings up more questions than answers. Nigeria, I hail thee.

H-Town - knockin da boots

Zapp and Roger - I wanna be your man

ZE:
your Bible reference is handicapped(not complete)

remember God told Adam and Eve ''to go and increase and multiply and fill the earth''

God's reason for sending Eve to Adam is very clear to understand(even to a kindergarten).

even your girl friend/boy friend is a enough company if that is all you want in life.

The multiplying came after. The primary reason Eve was created is because Adam was lonely and God gave him a helpmeet.

Concerning the boyfriend/girlfriend, partners, live-in lovers part, anybody can give whatever labels they like to companionship, dat one nor consain me.

ZE:
personally i fell marriage before pregnancy is the best(traditionally, morally etc)
at the same time i believe the principal reason GOD constituted marriage is for PROCREATION. except we fail to tell ourselves the truth and refuse to acknowledge the truth when others tell us.

If you had said God created sex for making babies I might have agreed with you. Marriage was not constituted by God for the sake of babies. Going by the Bible, God saw that Adam was lonely so he created Eve to keep him company. Shikena

This kind of topic can only come up because a lot of us see children as the reason for marriage and that's why we hear cases of people advising women to just concentrate on their kids whenever marriages are having issues.
I have always said it out loud that my future kids come after my husband because he is my chosen companion.

Once we can see that the reason one should get married is to have another human to love, hold and cherish then all this pregnancy before marriage nonsense would stop.
if all you are after is kids, why not go adopt a whole orphanage?

I'm loving the hair.
She is indeed beautiful.

O0kayy

Oh lawdy lawdy lawd.

violent:
I know this is silly, but i just needed to prove a point.

Right

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Jasiel:
I do need suggestions on what to do though and its got to be something that's not yet on google.

That's a tall order Jasiel. Doubt if there's anything in this world that doesn't have a presence on google.

All this MTN bashing, Jesus! you guys should give it a rest.
If you aren't satisfied go get on another network, last I checked we have Airtel, Glo & Etisalat not to mention the CDMA's

R.Kelly - Half on a baby

greatolus:
and those of you who are in support of crystal service i need u to answer this question.
I understand that as part of the process each applicant are to pay a sum of money(#7000-10000) for the uniform they are going to wear on departure day. please explain this?

LMAO! There's a uniform!
Now that's interesting.

Cakes :-) yummy.

When next you come on though, why don't you try to put up some pictures? That'll promote your business even better.

All the best.

Hmmm, and this was culled from what article?

Still waiting for the blowup of Crystal Services Scam.

At the back of my mind though I'm wondering "could it be true?"

^^^
Talk about open mouth stick foot in.

Anyways, welcome to the thread Apiyoyo

Na you go tire nah.
Here be like Twitter to you?

Wiz Khalifa - On my level