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Another colossal waste in the making

[quote author=acidosis™]Make the papa increase am to 300million naira... I no go ever ever try am![/quote]You are a wiseman, I love your guts!

rafhell: true talk my brother. that simply shows something is wrong with islam and being muslim. What is it with islam and violence sef.
Take a minute and imagine A world without islam

I am just imagining a world without Islam in this contemporary times, what a sweet world that would be! Imagine the Jihad launched by Dan-Fodio on northern Nigeria in 1802 and now see the off-shoots now; pure bestiality!

Take it or leave it, the future is very bleak politically for ACN in Lagos State. Fashola may just be the last governor from ACN to hold fort! Tinubu high-handedness in the area of power and money is the party's undoing right now, the earlier they know, the better!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Well marriage is supposed to be based on Love and all the other stuff but sometimes some people do it out of convinience and that's their choice. It's not like they are breaking any rules or anything[/quote]I concur with you here, especially in the area of 'convenience' some guys can damn the consequences of their actions if money is involved.

I used to know a wealthy family at Adeniyi Jones in Ikeja, Lagos way back in 2005! The man has an imbecilic daughter who happens to be a graduate and the only child, knowing fully well the danger of not being able to betroth her to a man while he is still alive decided to bankroll the wedding and in addition give any man willing to marry her N2 million! I find that method wrong because to me Marriage should be between two willing adults! Guys if you find yourself in this situation will you or not?

kodewrita: O ti koja didinrin.

Depe ni e.

Mo foju jo ibo ni? O je Nairaland ni, o ye ki n gbe aworan si profile.

Awon gbenigbeni bi tie ni o ni je ki a fi oruko gidi sibe.

Guy no kill me with laugh ooo 'omo o je fi igbe le fun agbepo' the clown (ilugunboy) you are trying to tutor is too tribalistic to understand

van bonattel: They just named him clifford orji to divvert his true birth, his real name is oluremi adegoke from ogun state.
If you say his name is orji, which state is he from?

You forgot to add that he (Clifford Orji) is from Ilugun don't mind the bloody psychopath (ilugunboy) always in the habit of igniting e-tribal squabbles 'omo eran'

[quote author=control_seven]Why are corp members always at the recieving end during crisis like this? NYSC should be completely scraped if things continue this way.[/quote]I have always maintained that 'there is no unity in Nigeria' this is one of the fruits of that unfortunate amalgamation!

Iaz93: Oh Fucck! He called Mikel a monkey ...Lmao! But Mikel no resemble monkey na...

Guy, to some of the racists amidst the whites, every black is a monkey! It is that serious

Kolade9: this his a true that u has say

Kolade is that you? The one and only First Class graduate in English Language from Patience Ebele Jonathan University (PEJU)! ***tomakint gives Kolade a standing ovation while sobbing***

Omolola1: @ post

Loooooong hissss

@ Omolola 1 Looooooooooooogggg and passionnnnnaaattteeeeee kissssssssss

Good job folks

pappilo: Man don old finish o. I had just finished secondary school when this bwoy was born. And I still dey feel like youth dey wear Timberland up and down. I gusto change my ways man!

I share ur feelings friend but never mind I see you coming across great blessings b4 this year end (mark my words) only don't forget somebody told you here take care and congrats in advance!

afam4eva: Are you chelsea fan...cos you sound like one right now.

That was a well delivered uppercut, men Chelsea fans with their laulau!

[quote author=fukcwitme ]A niggah shudnt call a bish fat or ugly b/c we b under alotta pressure 2 look good n wen a niggah tell us we fat or ugly, dat shyt make us feel bad. All bishes cant b super skinny n gorgeous like the damn media make all the models 2 b. If my a$$ could look like some tika sumpter or kat graham den I wud b happy but I gotta keep it kool wit wat I got. So niggahs needa learn 2 appreciate us females, we can't all b no victoria secret models.[/quote]Love your guts!

maclatunji: What they mean is: "low sugar content added outside of the main ingredients of malted drinks". If you sue for deceptive advertising, you will lose.
Caveat Emptor (Let the buyer beware).

Thanks for the eye-opener, I even confirmed that 'schweppes' and 'guinness stouts' contain more sugar than any other softdrinks and beer made in Nigeria because of their quinine and malt contents respectively!

It's a pity many NLs are falling for this Funky Mallam's ''game of wits'! Forget all those lame statistics, Jonathan is working! The question should have been, How is the CBN (the nation's financial heartbeat) fairing under a Sanusi? He coyly introduced the economy-draining N5000 notes to placate the legislative arm of govt in order not to have his 'autonomous power stripped', he is nursing a political ambition from the north angle, NL beware! Sanusi is more dangerous than he appears!Psychopath!

Trying hard to sound smart just to draw unwary members of the public to their 'chameleonic netwok' that act like 'paramole' almost every day You hear response like, 'the number you are calling is not available now please try again later' despite the person u are calling is in the same compound where you are probably the next flat! MTN, Airtel and Etisalat should double up on their voice calls services instead of this lame 'Internet packages' or else.....

I am just wondering at the topic above! Can it be said among us humans if true love still exists between husbands and wives, lovers, among friends, family members, siblings, colleagues at the office, students, Pastors to congregation, leaders to the led, bosses to the employees etc. I have a believe it is still existing but have been reduced to an infinitesimally number, hence, extremely scarce and this ought not to be! Any useful and more insightful contributions?

[quote author=baby_123]Who is spiritually monitoring you? Are you Bipolar? What is this Mr? Which kind dirty cobweb is that? His house is dirty, shikena. If not, he needs to see yaba left. Are you following me on NL? You go taya o. . Leave the issue of one thread alone and stop nagging.[/quote]Baby, the issue at stake does not require you baring your teeth, it's a serious spiritual case! Entangling in cobwebs in strange places like in an open space in a street is not good spiritually!

One was a British sitcom, Mind Your Language; and the other was a Nigerian version of it, Second Chance where Madam Kofo held sway! Both sitcoms were staged in a classroom of an average teacher trying to blend in semi-average students of different cultural backgrounds or countries (for the British version) and ethnicities (for the Nigerian version) to have an understanding of the English Language! It was fun those days on NTA 2 Channel 5, rib-cracking display by the various actors were must see

[quote author=baby_123]Your house is dirty. Clean it and spray insecticide.[/quote]For offering such a lame advise to someone under real 'spiritual monitoring' you must be a real baby 123 indeed. He said his friend encounters the cobweb in places he shouldn't have? Didn't u read that part? Na real waaa for u oooo

Pakavy: few ladies appreciate sweet words these days,as long as u can spoil her with money u can call her deviant names 4 all she cares

U can't prove the above statement! Real ladies will never take gutter languages from guys, irrespective of how well you might have spoilt her, get it? If she's a gutter babe, anything goes

Dreystar: How is being fat an offense? And why is "you are fat" offensive/abusive

The topic is targeted towards guys to be careful in their choice of words to ladies! If you are fat as a lady you will understand better. Ladies naturally loved being pampered, but detest being addressed abusively, exactly the aim of this thread

Andre Uweh: I am Igbo while Tomakint is yoruba, we are not same. Poor boy, why are you surprised to see a Yoruba person who is not bigoted like you lots?.
Buy a life mr Bundesliga.

Abeg leave that Ogbomosho goat for me I know how to handle stubborn breed like him! Don't bother to correct him his brain and spirit needs deliverance! You can imagine, he has been on tomakint is andre uweh 4 d past few months now, so u can see he needs spiritual help

Andre Uweh: I am Igbo while Tomakint is Yoruba, we are not same. Poor boy, why are you surprised to see a Yoruba person who is not bigoted like you lots?.
Buy a life mr Bundesliga.

Abeg tell the full breed he-goat ooo, before somebody enter market ooo! Because his case is no longer getting funny! No matter his level of crying he had failed and shall continue to fail

dayokanu: You love your Igbo brothers but are also proud of a statement that says "sons of Awo are vagabonds in their own state"
You see why its easy to see through you. Everyone knows who you are Andre uweh drop this monicker and pick another one.
Mr I am yoruba

In case u don't know the love I have for my Igbo brethren is eternal! If only I can meet u in person I will giv u a 'new heart' towards these wonderful tribe, I av done that to many Yoruba bigots I av met!

Sweet memories, good one @Op for digging this up! Okin biscuit (the round one) was thick and mouthful way back in the 80s, then pako biscuits and Nasco brands were just the reigning biscuits then! What a nice memory you just dug out slimyem!