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I neither celebrate Christmas, nor do I celebrate Easter!.
Why is because while leaving, He never asked to be remembered through His death nor birth!.
I know you might say "It's a sign of respect, appreciation and/or reverity and all, but how is it we know when/which period these times fall-in?.
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These celebration(s) to me, is just one of many such impositions on us by the Western world and we like the primitives we are painted to be, accept it without scrutiny.
How do we even know what period it should fall-in?!.
- The calendar the world makes use of is another coinage of the western world.
The Romans AD came up with these so called dates, times and days naming them after their gods and events in their time, so, what is it we are celebrating?...their gods or The True Living One?...
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The Jesus I know died once and resurrected once, He doesn't die every single year to remain relevant!!!.
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"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free".
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The only thing He asked to be remembered with is the Last Supper, which is the modern-day "Holy Communion", and it's so disheartening to see even that's been abused.
The Holy Communion is meant to be ate after "Sun-down", but how many churches today still practise such doctrines?...
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Disclaimer: No, I'm not a Witness.
I attend a pentecostal church!.

Congrats on the achievement...but isn't an helicopter's AOC supposed to be the sky?...where are pictures of it flying?
But all in all, nice work!.

Lol, you mean thesame NPF(if they even happen to show up) that'll ask you to withdraw from thesame atm to confirm if you really own it, and end up collecting the cash from you?...
Seeking the help of thieves, to scare thieves?!.

hope4nigeria:
Op no just go there oooooo, I don't want to remember mine till I die, I trek from from Wuse to kubbwa! OMG! E no go beter for sky baank, the worst. Was I had to spend #6000, entring drop to the bank before my debited #40k was reverse after 2wks! Its not funny! Since then I dashed them the #2k left in the accnt. Untill they sent me msg 1day that my bal is insufficient to deduct #100 monthly ATM! Imagine that? E pain me I can't reply that spam mesge, I for tell them somting wey go colapse the bank for ever!!!

hahaha...e be like sey you don dey vex fa!...take am easy, they just dey test your patience ni.

Hmmm, did y'all know there are TWO minus(-) signs, tantamount to a '+'?...
Btw, the ans is 37.

charliboy654:
Read and understand, b4 talking. Some local govt result were not conclusive, it is only those local govt they are going to do re-run. Not the entire river state.

Yeah well, I came to that realisation only after I'd read the write-up.
You know what they say?..."The love of front-page is the beginning of gibbering.

PureWays:
Hmm.. Anyway, going by your write up, it shows how willing you want to have a good family, you are ready to sacrifice it all (I mean all the wild fun) if I'm not mistaken..
I hope you find the right woman bro, it will be a shame after all you have sacrificed and still catch your wife cheating (God forbid)..
Enjoy Bro.

You sure you ain't a mind reader?!.
Hope we all find the right partners for ourselves!.

PureWays:
Ooh.. Can't you forgive and forget? After all you love her..

Oh, that's gonna be extra hard man...it'll take the intervention of God to make me forgive her!.

Seriously, I've had these thoughts for some while now, and I discovered that I just cannot bring myself to forgiving her if I wanted to.

Can't act upon rumors though, but if I were to catch her in the act?...no no no!.

If it's a lady I so love and still love at the advent of the occurence, then I might forgive her...the marriage could never remain thesame though...as everytime I remember what had transpired, I sure will review my stance on letting her remain with me.
On the other hand, if it happens to be a lady I married out of pity or desperation or the love btw us is vaporized, then no story...it's straight divorce(with no issue btw us ofcourse).

Shadow Fight 2

I wonder when we'll ever get it right in this country.

What a family!...my children shall achieve even greater feats!.

This couldn't be another 're-run', could it...Amaechin chin et Buhari, just give up already and accept you've lost.
How many more lives needs to go with these barbaric act?...if you like, re-run, re-ran, or re-running, it's not Apc's time in Rivers...hian!.

Funny enough, I never heard of him before!...despite all these portfolios he's got?

Your opinion.

Pavore9:
Kebbi has the land, Lagos has the market. The relationship makes sense.

...and you have the brain. *thumbs up*

Once a b!tch, is always a B!TCH!.

Hahaha, I'm just believing those who call this man "r*tard*d".

Jungle master like you!...he's not only a palm wine drinker, but a palmwine tapper.
All he has to do is climb to the top within seconds like the 'monkey' he is...Oshio been irrelevant since time immemorial.

Oh oh, in your dreams?.
From the stables of Nollywood!.

Reminds me of Isakaba owenu...hunn..hunn hunnn hunnn!!..
Hope I get am :p

dexpotter:
You have a right judgement. But should the latter be punished for the sins of those that came before them? What if u were not a doc n ur wife or mother fall into similar situation n u are not dere 2 hlp financially @ dat moment??

Brov, from the write-up, you should easily deduce he had the welfare of the 'latter' @ heart...he simply did not at the moment have in stock drugs and other whatchamacallits she needed to stabilize her. From the previous experiences, even I(as philantropic as I claim to be), couldn't take money from my purse to care for the patient knowing what it strongly would end up in.

This is quite terrible!.

Nigerians are particularly not-conscious when it comes to matters relating to their health!.
I used to know a woman who wouldn't visit a hospital on the pretense of her herbs being more effective than the so-called 'white chalks' in hospitals. Not until twas too late did she change and blamed her not going to a hospital on money-issues.
From my experience so far, the average Nigerian is not health-conscious, they do not consider the value of and do not in anyway appreciate the roles of hospitals.
They'd rather rely on the so-called herb or a miracle(often times their pastor's anointing oil and/or handkerchief) as a substitute and an excuse to not visit the hospital.

When they finally visit one, the services is not being appreciated bcoz in most cases, they're being forced or cajouled to get admitted.

I see perpetrators of these acts as just being myopic...who do not think of tomorrow as anything can occur out of the blue that might make them/loved ones rushed to the hospital due to an emergency. If they instead visit another hospital, Lord knows it could be too long a distance to survive such impromptu emergency and end up losing their lives as a result.

At op, leave them to the master Judge to decide on the case...just try as much as possible to keep doing good.
The end-result is always worth it.

Nawa o, RIP fans...anyone told you there were casualties?

Wah did you expect from a minister of Transportatn. if not noise... The toothless bull dog

Silvofitz:
I laugh in Spanish.
That's what you're made to believe.

Not necessarily, my bro schooled there at the time of the excercise.

Admins, pls move this to the 'Jokes' section.

Kayendy:
Me dey cry blood maybe na jude go find me

Find you kwa?, with that blockos dangling btw your legs, how e wan take see you?

Animals...rip to the dead!