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She'll just tell her to use the door when she feels like leaving...
"Chukuka, I don dey go bed o, escort your guest when she dey leave; come wake me when you return"

...and you got all these infos how?...imp!.

obiorathesubtle:
ahhh... You're advertising.. That's good.. I like what you're selling...

Epic!.

Hahaha, you never see nothing, by the time he's done with you, you go hawk that your account tire, scout the whole of Abu and Lag is search of an eligible buyer.

R2bees:
both are working on my sim

Oh oh, ok then, never tried it out before.

Try spacing out your post op, or better still, space 'em up and number 'em.
Like the poster above me rightly said, Nigerians are specialties when it comes to 'neologism'...
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Don't be surprised if one or more of those words are referenced in the future versions of some dictionaries...
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Did you know the word 'yam' is a Nigerian invented English?...there are others which originated from Africa et Nigeria.
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Nonetheless, until then, thanks for these.

R2bees:
IS THE ONE FOR 100naira unlimited too?

Yea sure, both are...that's what I make use of.
In my opinion though, I think just one works on a sim card, and not the two processes.

Encryption?, if you don't have any sinister agenda up your sleeves, you wouldn't bother as to whether or not your chats are being monitored somewhere.
Not even our calls is safe in Nigeria, so to see people going head over heels is beyond me.
What do you stand to gain or lose, encrypted or not?.

I wonder what the man is still doing on that seat, with the number of unanswered cases he has in the court and this fresh suit?, any sane human shouldn't be told what to do.
Guess he's waiting to be ousted, that will only add to his ridicule.

BBLited is long dead, so, there's no comparism btw the living and a ghost.
Albeit, this supposed unlimited data is truly unlimited, take note though, it's automatically wiped off at 11:59:59 pm.
So, to enjoy it proper, you can subscribe around 12:01am and enjoy it thru the day.
MTN is darn stupid though, both my sim cards are inelligible, so, if yours works, you're in luck.
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N:B :- A friend's is what I make use of.

O'gini, me dey do that tin well well when I dey sec. School o, so na talent?...
CR7, kon see me o, I can play Recorder, abi na flute with my yansh o.
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On a serious note, why would anyone think this bizzare, I started playing Mouth organ at age 11 without any tutor, Recorder @ 13 - without any tutor...played with my nose a lot those days, where was Adebayor?...this is kwarupsion.
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EFCC MUST LOOK INTO THIS!.

seriously, these points are really not it for me, I had this expression all through while reading ''.
Only a newly newbie can get caught with those rather childish 'mistakes'.
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Why do I agree it's possible is coz I went visiting a friend sometimes ago, I saw a lady-friend leave his room and noticed how hyper-ROUGH her hair was...I immediately knew something had gone down, only to be told she came to his room that way.
Funny enough, she came 'asking' the dude if he would become her bf as her bf broke up with her that day (or so I was told).

Guilty as charged!.
Albeit, I'm not the overly shy type...can chat up any lady however she looks like...but from that instance I begin to develop these funny crush and quenchy tinz, that's when I begin acting weird, semi-stammer and looking away once in a while while talking and all.
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The last was with a lady some 3days ago...I'd had the opportunity of chatting with her the previous day but didn't notice her wedding ring...all through that day, reminiscing over over our discussions and falling the more, not until the next day did 'he' (not me, lol) began acting weird, and on sighting the wedding ring, OMG, was totally swept off even though I knew she was interested too.
Through-out the day, a friend of mine was whom chatted with her, I just kept my distance like a lil babe scared of upsetting his mama.

iykebest1:
Bubu what re u waiting for?

Do you know whether he's gonna be victimized himself?...as far as naija is concerned, no one's a saint!.

I think I started with a Motorola(Open Close) back then in JS2, can't rem. the model though...
Using a Galaxy S5 presently.
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Those good ol'days...

Jahelastic:
But there may have been internal things that is pat of the riffle which will make ISIS them not to be able to touch it which is not been reviewed to us.

Lol, really?, you think so?...I doubt that brov...there's no such thing.
ISIS are human beings, and ISIS isn't an individual, so what can be used in identifying an ISIS member from an American?...his voice, structure of face, or perhaps finger prints distict to muslims...lol...it's all propaganda and publicity stuntz.

saintneo:
I expected a gun made out of pork.

By the way, what stops a Muslim from using this gun.

A lightening is gonna strike 'em dead, lol...

At such a young age?...
She's achieved a feat millions as old as her father wish but get to see only in their day-dreams.
Proud of her!.
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Would love to read 'bout her on wiki though!.

Straight outta Nollyhood...abi na ghalihood?!.
...some will say "End time Marriage"

Oloshos everwhere.

Seen

Seen

Every day's for the thief...but, to imagine giving those dumb excuses...?

Why do I get the feeling those guys knw one another

Meet your best friend and kill the poor dude with 50 questions in a minute.

tosyne2much:
Make I create am shey?

Yesso, boss mi.
Some learner guy's in need of it.

Come on, this topic had once been featured on NL, made frontpage then, infact!.

Oga tosyn2much, e be like sey you go need compile a list on how to know when a lady is tryna get you on Nairaland, seems some dude needs a 10 lists right about now!!!.

Seriously, Nairaland is it for me.
These days, I only tend to visit facebook for the fun of attending to piled-up notifications.
Nairaland, though stupid sometimes, has totally gotten my attention.
The tension and anxiety of being able to post on the front page, coupled with it being a faceless forum adds to the fun of it all.
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If we are to compare NL to twitter however, I think Twitter would have been much more fun if only Nigerians actually participate more actively on there!.
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To those seeking for the availability of a delete button, however, in as much as I'd always anticipated for such features, I think someone made it pretty clear enough - it won't work, in the advent of the post already being quoted, thereby rendering it redundant once deleted...or yet still, quoting a non-active post would be totally out of it!.

They just might have succeeded, just like my able-bodied Oliver Queen going againt bombs, automatics with bows and arrows.
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All they needed was to go into the future, get the help of M.J in turning white and returting to their time.

Meanwhile, any of his generations on Nairaland?...
Swear your allegiance like your fore-father did...
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We need you in sambisa, hurry!...you've been called to dudy, go showcase your bow et arrow skills.

Another case of bush meat food poisoning.

I support the pastor 110%.
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I dnt know why Nigerians' blue can't remain blue and white remain white!!!.
These set of people criticizing and jesting the pastor are the ones who will defame another Pastor on the pretext of plying on the gullibility of the congregations to enrichen their pockets, collecting tithes and offerings from thiefs, prostitutes et al without scrutiny!!!.
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Now, a Pastor seem to be wanting to do something right, and most of y'all are painting him black?...calling him stupid?....get a life, hypocrite (you know yrself).