₦airaland Forum

At first glance, I knew it was a moongoose


They're the biggest nightmare of snakes

Solofresh2:
Why would he do that

Nothing wey Nairalanders no fit chop

I don't get


Were Chelsea fans actually expecting to thrash Madrid?

abba09:
barcelona why common girona u cant win #mtsww

Another tears night for punters

My predictions have always been right about this Naira redesign

The way I see it, the new Naira notes printed would go into oblivion leaving us with only the old notes

New notes will not replace old notes. December 31st would come and nothing will happen

Forgiveness is not a flower you find in everyone's garden

Sorry for your loss bro

You need to stay strong now. Indomitable strength comes from losing one's parents

This message carry weight oooo

salbis:
I observe dat people like to dey use this name "Mr. Ben." for scam.

and Mr Sam too

jamesversion:
And where did you resurrect from?

You that year on NL..... 10 reasons for this, 5 reasons for that, 15 reasons for something else.

Hahaha!

You no dey forget something

jamesversion:
All these mushroom banks like Opay, kuda, palmpay etc cannot be trusted with good money.

You put N100M now and tomorrow they will claim to have been hacked and your money gone.

Mtcheew.

The banks that are not mushrooms, what have they done to people missing and stolen funds?

A friend mistakenly sent N1m to an Uber driver about three years ago and the dude refused to refund the money

I was the one that helped him get the money back on Nairaland through blackmailing the Uber guy.. He was able to refund 880k while he absconded with 120k

mamagee3:

It's been a long time Mamagee

Another fiction?

phemmyfour:
no 5 is true...many Japa sales everywhere last year

You didn't add low milage especially for vehicle that's over 20yrs

Can a car's millage be manipulated?

Porpulace:
7) Are you buying?
Someone else wants to buy this car sharp sharp oh.

very funny

Toks2008:
If you have nothing intelligent to say why not just read comments.

Mr Toks himself, the controversial writer of our time

My dad 70% mum 30%

This man sha

He will surely be back to recontest in 2027

DasBeste:
Liverpool is such a disgrace.

Something been dey warn me make I leave am for my ticket but I been dey think say dem don recover after thrashing Manure.

Not knowing that all na wash.

Liverpool go win. You still fit close eyes carry am straight win

It feels good to be part of this great platform

I discovered my talent here

Ginaz:
Great news! I'm tired of Desmond Elliot. he should be flushed out with immediate effect.

He should just go and sit down

Weird things people post online to chase clout

What about people like us who bear "Tosin" but nicknamed "Tosyne"?

SleekyP:
Mr 10 things

Baba e don tey oooo

Mine was N2,500.. Year 2005

This life no balance at all

I have a female friend that has been childless for 9 years in marriage, looking for any gender as a child even if it's just one to call her own

Another shitty skit

But this skit don cast nah

She probably likes you and she feels comfortable with you

BeauBragnar11:
You still do not get it!!!!
There's not a time the new notes would be proportionate with the old, This isn't a currency swap as the name implies, it's rather a currency mop up....

You're right!

The swap is a way of burning up many Naira notes in circulation

Dem don serve dem breakfast

I really don't get

Is it that cohabiting is a norm in your family because I don't understand why your sister keeps cohabiting from one man to the other to the point that it resulted in pregnancy and you have to shoulder a portion of the burden.. Your elder sister for that matter and not even your younger sister

You still carry your elder brother go shamelessly fight the man she's cohabiting with for domestic violence, so tey landlord sef join mouth for the matter.. The whole story doesn't sound moral

Back to the story, judging from the story that led cohabiting elder sister into her doom, it's normal for a woman that wants to marry you to feel insecure about the whole thing, especially the kind of life your sister has chosen for herself and how it's affecting the intimacy of your relationship but is your girlfriend overreacting? maybe!

She's manipulative but she's not completely wrong

Reportbutton:
Coming from a ritualist, now this is tribal bigotry, but the brain dead zombies won't see THIS

who tell you say na ritualist he be?