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Politics / Re: Amaechi: Buhari Won’t Spare Anyone, Even His Cabinet Members, Found Corrupt by Totfulguy: 3:01pm On Sep 06, 2016
Ofemmanu1:
Kettle calling pot black.
Even corrupt man like this still stand tall?
May devil punish APC.

Oh really? An his wife is visiting Babangida and condoling with the Czar of Corruption. You are fooling yourselves!
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Visits Ibrahim Babangida (photo) by Totfulguy: 12:48am On Sep 04, 2016
onlyme12:
Mrs Buhari payed a courtesy visit to former President Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida.


http://www.ngyab.com/news/buharis-wife-aisha-visits-ibb-photo/

It was a visit to the Czar of Corruption by the wife of the supposed Anti-corruption Czar. If I hear any non.senxe about arresting Jonathan, you will know yourselves.
Properties / Re: How We Built The Port Harcourt "4 Bedroom Duplex" by Totfulguy: 2:30am On Aug 25, 2016
Not sure I have seen a mention of the cost of building this size of property or the cost to-date. It will be good to know and will guide one in deciding. Great job Spyder. I will call you!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Totfulguy: 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2016
bendovex:
Nigeria police Force (NPF) posted this on their facebook wall.
What do you think?
See screenshots.

The lie detector will crash over the volume of lies it will detect!... grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Buhari Condemns Zamfara Blasphemy Killings by Totfulguy: 2:19pm On Aug 23, 2016
londonrivals:
President Buhari has reacted to the killing of 8 persons on Monday in Talata-Mafara community in Zamfara following violence that erupted over alleged blasphemy by a student of Abdu Gusau Polytechnic, Talata-Mafara.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MBuhari/status/767972963589193729

Sir you set the tone for this event. The last time this kind of thing happened and an old woman was brutally murdered, your office said "people should learn to respect other peoples religion". By this remark, you tacitly endorsed religious bigotry. You should have rebuked those animals rather than try to chastise a woman who had paid the ultimate price for the intolerance of some idiots. This is coming too late.

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Romance / Re: Girl Blasted For Flaunting Cash After Spending Night With Popular Love-Vendor by Totfulguy: 1:06pm On Aug 23, 2016
Airforce1:


the reason is because she brought her business online for people to see

Precisely!
Travel / Re: How Lagos Will Look In 2030 - Photo! by Totfulguy: 6:55pm On Aug 22, 2016
DannyJ19:
What about those AGBERO dudes....


Wat wud der look like in 2030..
Based on this wishful thinking, there will be more bridges and more "underbridges" in Lagos by 2030. We know what the Agbero currently do with/in the "underbridge". We can only imagines what species of Agbero we will have by then... grin grin grin
NYSC / Re: Male Corper Batters Female Corper In Abia, Removes Her Teeth With Hammer (Pic) by Totfulguy: 9:50pm On Aug 21, 2016
Motherfucker2:
Good for her

So, the male copper just woke up and decided to remove her teeth ??

So mother.fvcker you are saying there is a REASON under the sun for that kind of violence? To that end there is an excuse for it. Its the same way the federal government said people should respect other people's religion after the gruesome and immoral murder of an old woman who merely asked someone to move away from her shop premises to perform ablution. Am sure you would say the same if this were your sister. MotherFvcker!!!
NYSC / Re: Male Corper Batters Female Corper In Abia, Removes Her Teeth With Hammer (Pic) by Totfulguy: 9:50pm On Aug 21, 2016
Motherfucker2:
Good for her

So, the male copper just woke up and decided to remove her teeth ??

So mother.fvcker you are saying there is a REASON under the sun for that kind of violence? To that end there is an excuse for it. Its the same way the federal government said people should respect other people's religion after the gruesome and immoral murder of an old woman who merely asked someone to move away from her shop premises to perform ablusion. Am sure you would say the same if this were your sister. MotherFvcker!!!

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Pets / Re: Please What Breed Is This Dog??? by Totfulguy: 1:13am On Aug 20, 2016
K9blunt:
Please what breed is this dog

She has slight white socks on her front paws.

Each of her hind legs have extra toes and nails, though quite useless.

I heard she's another breed of German Shepherd but I quite disagree....

Any ideas?

Nkita Breed!
Crime / Re: Rapist And Bike Thief Caught In Anambra This Morning - Photo by Totfulguy: 2:51pm On Aug 18, 2016
viviangist:
99days for the thief, 1day for house owner.
Just in....... Igboukwu vigilante men.. Held this guy as he trying to made away with this bike which he stole somewhere in Ezihu, Igboukwu, he confessed of being a native of Ekwulobia and have killed a lady at Ekwulobia after making love with her, as he insert gun into her private part and killed her



Source: http://www.viviangist.com/bike-thief-caught-in-igbo-ukwu-anambra-state-this-morning-photo

Never link Rape with lovemaking it CAN NEVER BE. Here is the difference, sex is Intercourse laced with energy. It is a process that is never intimate. It is just a process and is mostly commercial. Participants get paid immediately or later. Unlike sex, lovemaking is passionate and consensual. Both party are passionately and intimately engaged in a give-and-take process of intimacy which is what explains the depth of the intimacy. Unlike lovemaking sex can be commercial like I have observed. Lovemaking is more of giving than taking. To refer to Ra.pe as lovemaking is an atrocious misplacement and mismatching of two dissimilar and unfamiliar processes. That is why Rapist get locked up or killed. "Love-makers" get rewarded with a stronger bond. The Animal pictured above is a Rapist!

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Celebrities / Re: Captain E Celebrates His 18th Birthday As Dangote Calls Him (video,pics) by Totfulguy: 6:08pm On Aug 17, 2016
Ok
Politics / The GOP And DNC Events! by Totfulguy: 2:42am On Jul 29, 2016
The American elections are in high gear with the two parties electing their nominees and the nominees accepting their nominations. I sit up to watch the proceedings. I am wondering if Nigerian politicians are watching these events or learning in anyway from it. What do yo think?
Family / Why Did He Kill Her? by Totfulguy: 3:12pm On Jul 20, 2016
"Isn't my wife beautiful "he thought. He had left hurridely to work and forgot an important document he had worked on a night before. So he came home and met his wife sitting like this on the bed. "Oh dear I know you are tempting " ," will keep looking at your face in my office", he said. He took several pictures of her and left . While he was at work, he peeped at the picture once in a while. After sometimes he wasn't that buzy so he kept admiring his wife. He suddenly saw something strange in the picture! He went back home and shot his wife! What went wrong peeps? Why did he killed his wife? What was in the picture?

Romance / Re: When A Girl Leaves A Guy With Six Packs For A Guy With Six Cars by Totfulguy: 3:33pm On Jul 13, 2016
marvelck:
A lot of guys tend to believe that once they are handsome or have a fine sexy body (six packs) they can get any girl they want and also make her be in love with him forever. Well, that was then, and not now. Cos most naija girls have changed and their desires have also changed. Yeah, girls love fine boys. In fact almost every girl drool over guys with six packs (either secretly & publicly). But a girl'd love a guy more when he has enough money to spoil her with. And rich guys hardly have time to have six packs. Cos they are busy working their ass off and making more money to woo and snatch girls from guys with six packs. Cos, girls love money and wont mind dumping your ass and your six packs for a guy with six cars.... So guys, wake up and make money, and add it to your six packs.

The guy with 6 cars also has 6 parks.
Family / Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Totfulguy: 6:32pm On Jul 11, 2016
My daughter and I were about drive out yesterday and she was seated in the passengers seat in front. I noticed that she was a bit agitated and was rubbing her left hand. I asked what the problem was as I examined the hand. And this conversation ensued.

Me: Angel what is wrong? (At this time she is rubbing the hand and beginning to cry. Pointing to a very small scar on her hand, she had apparently scratched herself) My daughter said, "Daddy see, there is blood". I didnt see any blood to be honest. So she started crying and the nex thing she said was "Daddy buy me another hand". People, she made my day! As hard as I tried to explain that she had only this hands to use, she did not budge. But I did my best to explain anyway.

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Politics / Re: Christopher Glee's Comment About African Nations Causes Uproar Online by Totfulguy: 8:47pm On Jul 10, 2016
hyzich:
Christopher glee got more than what he bargained for when he commented on sky sport page on Facebook regarding £100m investment on Paul pogba by Manchester United. He said the money could feed a poverty stricken African nation for a decade.
below are the replies he got from patriotic Africans.

I understand the rage and outrage when others call you out. They call us poor African countries and we are upset. What do our leaders "call" us when they treat us as fools? Which is worse? Being called poor or being treated as poor, foolish and worthless?
Politics / Re: Kashamu Donates Items To Residents In His House In Ogun State. Photos by Totfulguy: 11:31am On Jul 08, 2016
dainformant:
more >>> http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/07/sen-buruji-kashamu-shows-love-to.html

He is merely giving them back their money. Why is he sitting there like a demi-god and feeling like he is doing "what Napoleon could not"?

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Family / Re: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by Totfulguy: 12:11am On Jul 06, 2016
pharmagba:


I beg to disagree with you.
Please the evidences are no longer important. It has achieved it purpose you can delete them. Don't listen to them again but don't tell your wife you have deleted them.

If you will listen to my candid advice don't tell even your dad.
By the way all this one that you are afraid of 'rat poison' cut the crap off your mind. Don't live your life in that morbid fear, she will not kill you, women had done worse things and they still forge ahead. Even if she does, one day all of us will die and face the great judgement. Relax your mind your wife loves you alive

Sir I am not asking the OP to keep listening to the messages. I am saying that the messages are his weapon. Here are my reasons.

(1) His wife and the siblings are very close and she is not detached from her family. So she confides in them in an apparent need to for "approval".
(2) She does not have the same level of commitment or understanding of what being married implies as the OP does (she is probably young)
(3) Her family (the wife's sisters) do not respect/regard the OP and so will continue to incite her against her husband. They will likely be telling her stuff that will breakup their marriage. (I get the feeling the sister are not happily married) She has to choose where she belongs and the time is now. Treachery is not an art, its a trait. And you do not need it in marriage. A time will come if it has not, that they will be telling her stuff about the OP that are derogatory, God forbid, if the OP runs into tough times, it will be terrible. Because they will be the reason she leaves the house. He needs to define the relationship between him and his wife and the relationship between his wife her people in the context of their being married.
(4) The action of the OP's wife was not warranted by ANYTHING he did, his wife ON HER OWN SOUGHT counsel from her sisters and they incited her against him. If she did that out of ignorance or out of an evil intent, it is not clear. It is safer for the OP to assess the situation from the worst case scenario. The OP is a mature family guy (which is a rarity) and will not do anything to hurt his wife as he has clearly shown. BUT if the wife and her family are as vile as they seem to show, deleting the messages is not to the OP's advantage. THEY WILL DENY IT! BUT IF THEY KNOW that he is aware and has evidence, then they will either repent or atleast back off give him space to live with his wife. And the wife will now call herself to order if she acted in ignorance and she means to stay married. I would have advised him to call a meeting and in the presence of all or if not possible tell a few responsible people who will not advise him (like the NL Wailing Wailers Association grin grin grin) to divorce. He should play the recordings for them to hear and let them know that it is for their information. Again I maintain that if he destroys the recording he is in trouble. They can even turn around and say he is trying ruin their family. He needs to balance things in any case! This is my opinion.

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Family / Re: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by Totfulguy: 11:17pm On Jul 05, 2016
DevGuru:
UPDATE

I sincerely appreciate the fact that almost everyone here regards this matter a very serious one, this alone warms my heart a little. I have read through every single comment on this thread and I appreciate everyone. I couldn't take down the names of those whose comments aligned with my aim of keeping my marriage, but I thank everyone all the same. I realised from a myriad of comments that informing my people will mean a beginning of the end for my marriage. My daughter too is a major consideration. Above all, she's carrying another 6 week pregnancy. I have therefore decided to eliminate (or maybe suspend as the case turns out) informing any of my family members. I decided to play the records to her while I added some words. I started by telling her that my love for her made me decide to talk to her and not to anyone who would possibly fuel separation in my home like her sisters have done. She was shocked because she had never heard any allegation from me towards her elder ones before. She thought I was crazy and I wanted to bring up what was not. Then I played a little while I summarised the wildest words from her sisters which I heard in other discussion. For the FIRST time, my wife couldn't deny ANYTHING as she was convinced beyond doubt that she had been finished. She cried bitterly as I talked further but did not know what to do. But what pained me further was that it was obvious she cried because she saw that I was going to turn to an emperor and ridicule and justifiably disgrace her elderly advisers, NOT really because I was betrayed.

Right there, I was looking for a particular one to play and then even heard what I didn't hear before. Her eldest sister said she had discussed with some other siblings to intensify efforts towards her job search that as soon as she gets a job, she would have to be sending money home for them to create something for her in their town so she could come settle. She cried further as she heard it too. I told her the implications of what she had done to me with her people and then left her in the room because my baby girl was disturbing me. Anytime our voices are not friendly, she interrupts and cries for attention. I took my daughter to the living room and was playing with her.

After about 1 hour, she came to the living room and fell down before me as she cried further, saying "I'm sorry". Then I asked her to state exactly what she was begging me for - her betrayal or her siblings' offence. She knows me very well, she quickly said her betrayal (even though I knew that wasn't the primary cause of her heavy heart). Then I told her I was willing to forgive her in the spirit of upholding my marital vows to her. I explained further that for the sake of our daughter and the unborn one(s), I was willing to forgive her and build a stronger home with her. She felt a little relief knowing that she was getting back into me. I then said "but from this minute, I'm in a ruthless war with anyone, I repeat, ANYONE who is determined to break my home as I now have to guard our togetherness jealously". I stated further that the only thing I would hold against her was if she ever stood in my way. Just as if a thunder just struck and killed someone dear to her, she cried loudly again saying "she had finished her life". She said she would be the one to suffer in the war I just declared and that I should just allow her to call all of them and tell them never to meddle into our affairs again. I refused to fall for that trick and held my stance that my resolve was not going to change and I walked away. Since then till this moment, she has been like a mourning widow. When it was time for food, we ate together as usual and I've been the one trying to talk now. She hasn't spoken with anyone on phone since then, although I don't know about Whatsapp or BBM chat. Now she's waiting for the next available opportunity when she could plead for her sisters again... only God knows for how long the waiting would be. Let me quickly mention that she sent me an SMS from the bedroom a while ago: I CAN SEE THE HANDWORK OF THE DEVIL IN THIS WHOLE MATTER, PLS LET'S TRY TO RESIST THE DEVIL THIS TIME SO HE CAN FLEE FROM OUR HOME. I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD DEAR".... I simply replied from the living room: "ON THE CONTRARY HONEY, I CAN SEE THE HAND OF GOD. CAN'T YOU SEE IT?"

On another note, I do not want to assume that she will not tell her sisters, although it might take a while because she knew they would rebuke her for delivering them into the hands of their 'enemy' through Call Recorder. But before she informs them, I think I'd follow someone's advice here too that I should reveal it to someone who could keep it away from my mum and sisters, which is surely my Dad - just to put someone in the know, in case I begin to smell rat poison in my food... lol. What do you think?

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Brother, If you loose your evidence, the messages, you are FINISHED. Save them in your dropbox. I REPEAT IF YOU LOOSE THOSE messages, you are FINISHED. SAVE THEM IN THE CLOUD. This is not to keep account of evil, BUT that level of treachery is dangerous and will not stop if you are not well armed. The messages are your weapons. Your handling of the situation is commendable,epic and legendary. Share the story with two trusted person and LET YOUR WIFE KNOW that someone knows. If you keep this to yourself alone, you could get killed and it would be treated as suicide! You are a great guy!

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Politics / Re: How Elites Stole Nigeria Dry by Totfulguy: 5:32pm On Jul 03, 2016
askakim:
I was expecting to see south west Politicans.. Why is corruption not much in south western states?

Because you think so. In the real world, they have perfected the art of stealing and making it legal. Ask Tinubu for a manual on this art!
Politics / Re: How Elites Stole Nigeria Dry by Totfulguy: 5:27pm On Jul 03, 2016
madridguy:
All I have to say Thank you Lord we voted out GEJ, the most corrupted human being on earth.

Yes the most corrupt human being on earth. Clearly more corrupt than, Babangida, Adulsalami Abubakkar, Bola Tinubu, Obasanjo, Abacha Family and the least goes on. I see where the anti-corruption fight is headed. The President HAS KEPT HIS PROMISE to release the name of looters. I laugh!

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Crime / Re: Poachers Kill Female Antelope In Bauchi State, Arrested. Photo by Totfulguy: 12:41pm On Jul 03, 2016
Slitman:
Welcome to Nigeria where people get arrested for killing mare animal. While those who kill human are moving freely on the street .
Now that's CHANGE ;DWelcome to Nigeria where people get arrested for killing mare animal. While those who kill human are moving freely on the street .
Now that's CHANGE

Like you lifted it off my mind!

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Properties / Re: Help! I Saw This On The Document Of The Property I Want To Buy. by Totfulguy: 9:33am On Jul 02, 2016
whirlwind7:


And what makes you think I don't?

Its the very reason you are in this debacle because you DID NOT! Stop sounding RUDE!
Crime / Re: People Killed By Militants In Ikorodu, Lagos (Photos, Video) by Totfulguy: 1:12am On Jun 25, 2016
MissEdified:



Source: http://africanspotlight.com/2016/06/24/militants-attack-igbo-olomu-ishawo-communities-in-ikorodu-30-feared-killed/

People should be careful what there contributing to hate and discord. Those who feel a commitment to stoking the embers of hate should not forget that when the coal from the embers explode, they too will get burnt. The following are my reasons
1. NOTHING in the pictures here shows "30 people" killed (could that have been an oversight? Or is there something I am not seeing.
2. The person who films the "killings" only shows two bodies brought out of an premises that does not say "Ikorodu". I would have expected that the observer in the video should have made commentaries expressing anger, disgust, pity or abhorrence for the "killings".
3. Towards the end of the video he says something that sounds like a count of 11 people, He does not SHOW ANY dead bodies.
4. The activity in the video does not show any reference to people dying or getting killed or bodies all over the place.
I am not alleging that there was no events in Ikorodu as is said, I am saying that the video does not support the claim. It rather seems misleading.
If there are people who will benefit from chaos, they should not forget that we all reap what sow.

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Family / Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Totfulguy: 12:02am On Jun 25, 2016
I started showing animal documentaries to my daughter (3+). Tonight we were watching one on Humpback Whales. In the commentary, it was said that baby whales (calves) consumes thousands of litres milk per time. Myself and my wife echoed what was said.
So I said: That's a lot of milk. And my wife said "That means they have to drink so much milk". Before my wife finished her statement my daughter said "And Milo". I just took myself away and had a very good laugh.

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Agriculture / Re: Tomato Jos: Mira Metha, Harvard Graduate Who Is A Tomato Farmer In Nigeria by Totfulguy: 2:04pm On Jun 21, 2016
candidbabe:
Kudos to this lady.
I am a graduate running a restaurant business and people around me are thinking I have lost my senses because l resigned from a company where I worked.
There is nothing that gives you pleasure like being your own boss, totally in control of everything.


Fact!

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Health / Re: Help Save Baby Emmanuel Okpue. by Totfulguy: 7:47am On Jun 21, 2016
I would really have thought that this post will get the attention it urgently requires by now.

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