saintmark88:


You own all these and u cNt cough out 7500 to buy 50litres of fuel with out crying... My friend u r a Broke A.ss nigga, those Tht have d money go to d filling station n buy fuel even if it's sold for 500n per litre, broke niggas claiming entrepreneurs, cry n wail at a paltry sum of 145.....sell ur companies n go n mke money....... Oshee

saintmark88:


How much wealth have u been able to create for urself as an individual

DopeBoiRapy:
Watching the news in Kentucky, no mention of strike in Nigeria yet but they did say something abt the dwindling economy of Nigeria and the incompetency of Buhari

fineguy11:
Im on my bed,abt to start preparing for work...God punish strike and NLC!!i rather make the sacrifice and suffer hardship now,so my kids can enjoy in the future..Besides,Transport fare remains the same in benin despite fuel price increment..

Packboizzy:
I spotted this two pictures online,was amazed by the resemblance between this two kids.
https://kaimasgist..com.ng/2016/05/the-strikin-resemblance-between-our.html

hringbraut:
Fish money no dey smell like fish. U don try.

Eddygourdo:
Business took me down to lagos on quick notice. After the hustles and hassles, I came home to meet bbae in the red zone. Apparently the thing arrived when I did. I was angry but well no be today we beginn chop am. Bae reminded me dat I promise her a big bowl of ice cream since west ham won my team yesterday after I boasted. I warned her and reminded her what sugar does to her. Yet she was adamant (long throat) and accused me of trying to dodge repaying a lost bet. Anyway I bought the biggest size I saw at shoprite. Do youu believe that this lady licked everything and never bothered to offer me any. I kept quiet because I knew in a few hours my God will fight for me.

All through the night nothing, I went out early this morning only to be called to return immediately by her wailing. I came home and met her in great pains and tried my best to conssole her while hiding a smirk of "ntooooor". Anyway she asked me to go buy her sanitary pad. Stupidly and without thinking it through. Out I went.

I met a lot of people at the drug store, I lingered outside hoping they will disperse before I go in. Minutes passed and more people entered and none left. Bae started calling and wondering what's taking all the time. I summoned courage and entered. All eyes all of a sudden fell on that tall bros. The yeye nurse or whatver left everyone and asked me loudly " oga wat do u want" . I almost collapsed but yet I had to say it . " I want pad". Everybody suddenly looked at me. The sales girl in shock asked me again " you say wetin ?". And I told her I wanted to buy pad. I was so filled with shame, thinking the worst was over, till when the useless, foolish nurse faced me. Looked at a whole me up and down and asked. " OGA DO YOU HAVE HEAVY FLOW OR NORMAL"

This woke up the devils in that store. They all burst out laughing . I almost collapsed and seeing that I have lost all dignity I told her " I have heavy flow". I answered on the assumption that the lady was kidding with me. When she wanted to explain the thick and slim pad issh was when I barked in anger that she should give me one of each kind . People kept chuckling at themselves despite my embarrasment. I bought three types of pad and hurried out.

It is clear that I will never visit that shop nor street in a long while. All because bae has longer throat.

hungryboy:
All this terms and conditions,
on top toto were dem dey even retail for 200naira for my area?

SAINTSAMURAI:
Well as long as her vaginal is clean down there then im ok with it. all i will do is purchase detergents for her to clean it up.

tripplephi:
Family curse.... This is not ordinary

tuzeriouz:


that's the prob I always have with FTC: they comment just to be the first to do so and not to sell a point. The report never said that the assailant is male. So why the quoted comment? Further intel may root a female assailant, just may be. BTW, RIP

Venerable612:
No fewer than 150 females were raped, while 31 babies were abandoned on the streets of Lagos in the last one year.

The Commissioner for Youth and Social Development, Mrs. Uzamat Akinbile-Yussuf, said this at a press briefing in Ikeja on Tuesday.

Akinbile-Yussuf explained that 150 reported cases of sexual and physical abuse were officially recorded, while five pregnant schoolchildren were assisted to access adequate ante-natal and delivery services and were also integrated back into school.

“Also, a total of 57,350 schoolchildren benefitted from individual and group counselling sessions to curb truancy, gangsterism and other social vices. About 150 reported cases of sexual abuse and physical abuse were treated. Five pregnant schoolchildren were assisted to access adequate antenatal and delivery services. They were also integrated back into school,” she added.

The commissioner further stated that 85 suspected rapists and paedophiles had been taken to court while the cases were still pending.

She said 31 babies, comprising 19 females and 12 males, abandoned by their parents, were rescued in the last one year on the streets of Lagos.

“The Child Protection Unit is responsible for the rescue and referral of all abandoned babies and children in the state to orphanages and homes. It also carries out child audit on the registered orphanages to decongest the homes and discourage institutionalisation. A total of 31 babies —19 females and 12 males — were rescued during the period under review,” she said.

She explained that 74 babies were released for adoption, while 81 adoptions were legalised through the family courts.

Akinbile-Yussuf said the government took 1,340 beggars, the destitute and the mentally-challenged off the streets of Lagos.

“A total of 590 rehabilitees were released and re-united with their relations for re-integration.

“The state government provides medical and vocational facilities to help in turning the lives of beggars around. About 147 rehabilitees are currently undergoing vocational training at the Lagos State Rehabilitation and Training Centre, Majidun,” she said.

The commissioner added that the state handled 634 juvenile cases in the last one year, out of which 26 juveniles were repatriated to their countries after due consultation with their embassies.

In the same vein, the Commissioner for Women Affairs and Poverty Alleviation, Mrs. Lola Akande, said the ministry in the last one year treated about 589 cases ranging from sexual abuse, physical abuse and child labour cases.

She said the ministry also received 382 cases of domestic violence out of which 234 were successfully treated, which among others include physical and emotional pains, harm, injury, humiliation and degradation, permanent and partial disability, separation, divorce and needless loss of lives.

Akande asked members of the society to come up with useful information on sexual violence against women and men, as well as other social vices including any suspected illegal baby factory.

http://www.punchng.com/150-females-raped-31-babies-abandoned-in-lagos/

gud4dbest:
That is it;some people are painted to be above the law because they seem to be the patrons,pioneers of democracy or seem to have played some heroic act in democracy. If Jonathan and all the past head of states presidents governors etc seem to av skeletons in their cupboards let them come and explain...and that is Democracy!

mediang:
PALPABLE fear enveloped Idah, headquarters of Idah Local Government Area of Kogi State, as no fewer than 13 persons were killed during clashes by rival cult groups in the town.

At the end of the clashes, which was said to have started on Friday and lasted till Sunday morning, two women and 11 men were either shot dead or sustain injuries as a result of machete cut.

It was gathred that trouble started on Friday night when some group of boys invaded the town and shot one Danjuma Amodu, popularly called Murphy.
The boy was said to have been gunned down while relaxing in front of his family house at GRA by the cult group members, who also butchered his body.

When the news of Amodu’s death filtered through the town, some fully armed men believed to be members of his group were said to bave mobilised for reprisal and held the town hostage for several hours.
Nigerian Tribune further learnt that the men drove in a Volkswagen Golf car and shot sporadically for several hours, while they searched various spots for their targets.

The gunmen were reported to have blocked the road between Ibro Junction and Bishop road Junction between the hours of 8.00 a.m. and 10.00 a.m. from where they proceeded to a drinking joint at Igalaogba looking for their targets.
Sources said the owner of the joint, Haruna Achema and his wife were shot and left critically injured, while one customer was shot dead by the cult group
At least eight persons were said to have been killed at Idah waterside, while another woman was reportedly hit by stray bullet as she was attempting to escape from the scene of the attack.

However, a detachment of military personnel had been deployed in the town and were patrolling major streets to ensure safety of lives and properties.
Confirming the development, the state Police Commissioner, Mr Yakubu Usman, said men of the command were already on the trail of the perpetrators, while promising to fish them out.
http://medianaija.com.ng/kogi-state-cult-clash-13-persons-killed/

BeeBeeOoh:
BY FRANCIS IGATA



Details later

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/many-killed-fulani-herdsmen-invade-enugu-communities/

oloribabs:
Same with me o, they charged me for Cholera tips.

solutionkingdom:
Tinubu didn't see this coming neither did any of us, except a few of us blessed with foresight. We have never had it this rough in the history of our great nation, who would have thought that the change we all clamored for is fast becoming a nightmare right before our eyes? Before the APC primaries there were whispers everywhere that 'The Lion of Bourdillon' should contest the election, many see him as a credible challenge to the power struggle but no the man had other plans and the outcome of that grand plan is fast becoming a nightmare... No sane person would expect Tinubu not to support Buhari to the end knowing fully well that he engineered his victory in the first place. But as it is 'The Lion of Bourdillon' is loosing his friends and loosing them fast, only recently he celebrated his birthday but little did we know that the turn up was far below what was witnessed last year and yes he left Lagos for Abuja that same night(confirmed report) if Tinubu had contested the election win or loose we definitely won't be facing the uncertainties and confusion we are currently facing, let's pray that our hope for change doesn't result to hopelessness.

Google "The Lion OF Bourdillon" and see what comes up.

DONSMITH123:
Some pedestrians on Tuesday called for ease in using the Ojota overhead foot-bridge in Lagos state, the News Agency of Nigeria reports.

The pedestrians complained as they got stranded while trying to cross the overhead foot-bridge by surging and uncontrollable users.

A NAN correspondent, who was at the bus stop at about 7am, reports that many people from both sides of the road were trying to cross the bridge at the same time.

NAN observed that majority of the crowd are those crossing from Ogudu axis to take public bus to stadium or Lagos Island areas.

Police men and bouncers were also seen on both sides of the expressway, including the centre, preventing people from crossing the available way.

When the crowd became uncontrollable, large number of them moved to the expressway, while the bouncers stopped upcoming vehicles for them to cross to Ikeja side of the road.

Some of the pedestrians who spoke to NAN expressed sadness over the time spent trying to cross the bridge without an alternative route.

Mr Idika Mbonu, a trader at Yaba market, told NAN that he came to the bus stop from Ogudu end of Ojota at about 6.45am stranded.

Mbonu stressed that as of 7.32am he was yet to cross the bridge that was less than five minutes walk.

Mbonu said, “This crowd of pedestrians is unprecedented in the history of crossing Ojota Bridge. When I came here, I thought something else had happened with the mammoth crowd.

“I was trying to find my way to the bridge, yet the crowd going and coming through the bridge was scary. At a time, the entrance was blocked as no one could go through.

“I saw police and bouncers on the road preventing people from crossing the expressway; I have to be patient before I could cross.”

Ms Esther James, a student of Yaba College of Science and Technology, who was there for some time said the crowd at the bridge was unacceptable, stressing the need for a wider bridge that could accommodate a large number of people at the same time.

“We have called on the Lagos State Government to build a new bridge that can accommodate the physically challenged, pregnant women, load carriers and the elderly.

“The government is trying to enforce the use of the bridge, which is okay, but look at the crowd today. This bridge was not meant for this crowd,” said Mrs Evelyn Dagodoro, a civil servant.


http://www.punchng.com/lagosians-groan-as-using-ojota-foot-bridge-becomes-difficult/

LaRoyalHighness:
I don't believe this...

FTBOY:
sounds like punishment to me

menix:
OP, u need slap just i needed some years back..
She said she was HIV positive nd i was lost in love probably because i neva collect kpekus, had 2 days sleepless night because i wanted to convince myself to continue.

As i tell am my mind, she just dash me slap cry comot..

my advice; u know u cant marry her abii, just give her the support she needs now while preparing to take a long walk..

oga, u will be deceiving urself if u say u trust a gal in this 21st century, sharp object ko invisible needle nii......

gerarahiamehn:
It started February 26th when she asked for catfish pepper soup.

After buying it, she tasted it, frowned and pushed it aside, said it's tasteless...then started nagging me of not being a caring husband. That's not true!

Next time, on the road...she told me stop and buy her ice cream, then again gala, then again pop corn!!! I complained of her strange eating habit. She got angry and threw everything away. Again, I'm not caring!!

Last Sunday, she disgraced me...yes, disgraced me, because she I took her a family meeting. They served her rice but she still went to beg an old woman to share her pounded yam with her!!!!

Someone said pregnant ladies act strange but this one is madness! I've called her mom to come take care of her daughter by herself.

Or I'd leave one day and won't come back!

pointblank247:
just in case the op is real. 08040404040

BADNEAT:
1Gb for 1k5, una eyes go soon clear!!

Maximum83:
Y shoud you be dropping your number here. Hope the data will be cheap oo. I want to rock 4G on Phantom 5

iamgiggssleaky:
She shared this photo a couple of minutes ago on her facebook page with a very sweet and touching message for "The Captain ".
Omosexy get well soon oo.

let's wish her a speedy recovery


https://www.instagram.com/p/BC5lXCom0IX/?hl=en

TPAND:
Point of correction: Hell is not physical torment.

When you die your celestial body is put up for judgement not the terrestrial body.

The spirit is what faces judgement not the body. Celestial body is not physical.