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CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Shares Video Of Her Self Bathing by touchmeder: 8:26pm On Sep 18, 2013
thats one nice body ma'am undecided
PoliticsRe: Attack On Ogun Tax Officials By Winners Chapel Workers (Video) by touchmeder: 12:32am On Sep 18, 2013
who is the grown ass guy in suit jumping on the back of the tax collector to land him some blows? someone must know and identify that dude. he needs to be disciplined or sacked or something. i wont be shocked if that is a rev/deacon or pastor sef
PropertiesRe: How To Identify A Fraudulent Set-up In Property acquisition In Nigeria by touchmeder: 6:40pm On Sep 15, 2013
picoba:
well said.

I am a victim

kpele lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Forbids Tattoos by touchmeder: 6:07pm On Sep 15, 2013
I read it thank you. I also read Leviticus 19:28 as someone quoted it as well. It states

''28 “‘Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD. ''

As someone who once toyed with a small tattoo (some months ago) i was curious so i decided to read the whole chapter because its good to read the whole lot so you get a proper understanding instead of running with one verse and failing to see the full picture.

verse LEV 19: 19 “‘Keep my decrees.

“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.

“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. IS THIS PRACTICABLE IN THIS WORLD TODAY.

“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material. OK TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE WEARING NOW? DOES THAT MAKE YOU A SINNER. WHAT IS THE LIKELIHOOD YOU ARE WEARING AN ATTIRE MADE OF ONLY ONE KIND OF MATERIAL.

Verse 19 : 27 “‘Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS MOHAWK IS A SIN TOO. grin

I dont know about you sha but if we were to follow most of these old testament scriptures for the priest of those days, we will never ever be able to please God 100%. I still dont intend to have that tatoo by the way so i aint making excuses here. I will do what sits well with my spirit and pleases my maker. You may think its not spiritual enough but lets see which of us will make heaven on the last day.
FamilyRe: How To Handle Problems Over Relatives Staying In Your House ? by touchmeder: 11:30pm On Sep 14, 2013
With the history of the little family issues with your cousin, i will certainly not entertain his friend in my home
i am a woman and i know a man will think differently so each to their own and so bearing this in mind, i cant see what your sister did wrong
Is this property in Benin City? LOL
i grew up there so i can imagine if this is the case
someone has given good advise on trying to secure this property and also focusing on your father and his well being
i will only advise the same
put God in what you do too because people get funny over family property especially where funny family members and polygamy are involved
do you intend to stay in the city where this property is located in the long term (you dont have to reply this)
depending on your answer you may wish to put things in place by thinking ahead. people you trust you who can stand in for you if you happen to leave to build your home elsewhere
with the way you have described this house, it seems like a family home with uncle and your sister living there and could probably remain that way for a long long time to come
your sister is fairly young and may not be leaving the house ASAP


This is the sort of property you may want to leave as ''family property'' and focus on your life and career and eventually build your OWN HOUSE while overseeing the former. having the land documents and keeping a firm grasp of things . I can imagine starting a family in such a house or bringing up a young family may just be embarassed
Goodluck
FamilyRe: How Do You Treat Your Househelp/maid? by touchmeder: 10:02pm On Sep 09, 2013
If you notice most people on this thread seem to imply house girl and sex on the one hand like its expected to have sex with your house help. It would appear they are joking but when one jokes you can tell their true intent sometimes or what they are capable of doing if given the opportunity. undecided

To answer the question if i ever want to get a help, i will get an elderly lady in her late 40s or early 50s. when i was younger, my aunt had someone like that and it was a fantastic relationship until the woman's demise. She took care of ALL my aunt's kids. Four of them. May God bless that lady...
Car TalkRe: New Tactics Of Robbers At Okada/ehkiadolor Road by touchmeder: 9:55pm On Sep 09, 2013
nawa ember month things lipsrsealed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Questions Concerning Your Preferred Salary Scale During Job Interviews by touchmeder: 9:37pm On Sep 09, 2013
We tried to get information on what starters earn in the company but to no avail, i recall even advising my friend to write the question on Nairaland and other job forum but all the reply we got was ''guy how did you get the information about this job''


At the end of the day, he mentioned something on the high side (we only got to know this later after weeks of asking more people questions)
He didnt get the job and till date they didnt even have the decency to reply someone who reached the final interview stage. I bless God all the same because he ended up with something a whole lot better at the end of the day.
FamilyRe: A Nairalander, His Beautiful Wife, And Baby-pictures & Video by touchmeder: 9:19pm On Sep 09, 2013
God bless your family. I'm so sorry but i am going to say this. I know its a baby though but you could have still covered his baby privates to protect him. These days on TV and all form of media i notice a deliberate attempt to respect even babies and not show their stuff and I've just gotten used to such. Maybe i am watching too many foreign TV sha but that's my only observation. May God bless your home and keep the joy and peace flowing forever... smiley



Please all those on the visa/paper issue, take a chill pill. Not everyone marries for that reason angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: 16 Surreal Places Found On Earth by touchmeder: 7:14pm On Sep 09, 2013
Is God not amazing look at this beautiful beautiful places. I had to open Wikipedia side by side to learn more about these places. Kudos op smiley
FamilyRe: Working On Your Husband's Weaknesses by touchmeder: 12:09am On Sep 09, 2013
I won't want to be a member of such a church.I can actually walk up to the pastor after church and kindly ask him to clarify what he just mentioned.depending on his maturity he may end up loathing me
FamilyRe: Am Getting Married......yea! by touchmeder: 8:10am On Sep 08, 2013
Amelian: @ Lola.luv, and other wishing me, my spouse and our new upcoming home well... God bless you all... But those guys looking for my trouble , sniffing where they are not suppose 2 sniff.....pls back off!... And be happy for me , at least...whether am desperate o, or he is desperate ...that's irrelevant...if am not ready to get married in my early 30s, when will I be?.....until am 50? huh......if he's not eager to get married , now in his late 30s? When will he be?....until he is 55?.....how cautious and overly careful can anyone be in relationships.....the main Koko Is we are happy, we've found each other for keeps cheesy.... cheesy
. Happy married life as you begin to plan towards your big day.I understand why people seem cautious because of the time apart and the short time you guys where a proposal has been made.its your life dear just pray and expect the best.even the one you date for 100 years can still fail.please don't get too caught up in the excitment google things to discuss during courtship and go through them
FamilyRe: Am Getting Married......yea! by touchmeder: 8:08am On Sep 08, 2013
Amelian: @ Lola.luv, and other wishing me, my spouse and our new upcoming home well... God bless you all... But those guys looking for my trouble , sniffing where they are not suppose 2 sniff.....pls back off!... And be happy for me , at least...whether am desperate o, or he is desperate ...that's irrelevant...if am not ready to get married in my early 30s, when will I be?.....until am 50? huh......if he's not eager to get married , now in his late 30s? When will he be?....until he is 55?.....how cautious and overly careful can anyone be in relationships.....the main Koko Is we are happy, we've found each other for keeps cheesy.... cheesy
. Happy married life as you begin to plan towards your big day.I understand why people seem cautious because of the time apart and the short time you guys where a proposal has been made.its your life dear just pray and expect the best.even the one you date for 100 years can still fail.please don't get too caught up in the excitment google things to discuss during courtship and go through them
FamilyRe: Am Getting Married......yea! by touchmeder: 8:08am On Sep 08, 2013
Amelian: @ Lola.luv, and other wishing me, my spouse and our new upcoming home well... God bless you all... But those guys looking for my trouble , sniffing where they are not suppose 2 sniff.....pls back off!... And be happy for me , at least...whether am desperate o, or he is desperate ...that's irrelevant...if am not ready to get married in my early 30s, when will I be?.....until am 50? huh......if he's not eager to get married , now in his late 30s? When will he be?....until he is 55?.....how cautious and overly careful can anyone be in relationships.....the main Koko Is we are happy, we've found each other for keeps cheesy.... cheesy
. Happy married life as you begin to plan towards your big day.I understand why people seem cautious because of the time apart and the short time you guys where a proposal has been made.its your life dear just pray and expect the best.even the one you date for 100 years can still fail.please don't get too caught up in the excitment google things to discuss during courtship and go through them
FamilyRe: Am Getting Married......yea! by touchmeder: 8:07am On Sep 08, 2013
Amelian: @ Lola.luv, and other wishing me, my spouse and our new upcoming home well... God bless you all... But those guys looking for my trouble , sniffing where they are not suppose 2 sniff.....pls back off!... And be happy for me , at least...whether am desperate o, or he is desperate ...that's irrelevant...if am not ready to get married in my early 30s, when will I be?.....until am 50? huh......if he's not eager to get married , now in his late 30s? When will he be?....until he is 55?.....how cautious and overly careful can anyone be in relationships.....the main Koko Is we are happy, we've found each other for keeps cheesy.... cheesy
. Happy married life as you begin to plan towards your big day.I understand why people seem cautious because of the time apart and the short time you guys where a proposal has been made.its your life dear just pray and expect the best.even the one you date for 100 years can still fail.please don't get too caught up in the excitment google things to discuss during courtship and go through them
PoliticsRe: Video Of Governor Suntai's True Condition by touchmeder: 5:10pm On Sep 07, 2013
omenka: Should anything happen to this guy, the wife should be held responsible. This is just unacceptable!!
Honestly. Would she prefer to be a widow or at least have her husband by her side for as long as God wills. Obviously they want to eat their cake and still have it. They agree the deputy gov should handle the affairs of the state while running things by his boss. Dude needs to just step down and let capable hands run the state. We are too selfish, Nigeria is sooooooooooo hard, we keep thinking of amassing things for ourselves thats why the wife wants the man to stay on. they want to still have the goods and privileges of someone in power. they want the money and the free medical care he is getting off the state. they want it all.
PoliticsRe: Video Of Governor Suntai's True Condition by touchmeder: 5:06pm On Sep 07, 2013
Sagytarius: The only thing I heard him say is "...forgive me. ..I know I have quarrelled with you... etc etc. ."
Oga Suntai, don't allow them to make u a muppet. Just make peace with everyone and step down picifully .
I thought i was the only one who heard it. This is really sad. they are trying hard to make sure he clings to power though all means. Its just sad honestly. Look at the wife at his side, controlling him like a puppet. very sad embarassed
PoliticsRe: Army Five-Star Hotel Under-construction In Enugu by touchmeder: 9:02pm On Sep 06, 2013
Am i the only one confused about this private means of making money by the army? Is this what they should be concerned with? Who funds the military of any country? what would they be using the profit of this venture for? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Lord Chosen Members Protest Against Mrs Juliet's Confession DVD by touchmeder: 10:44pm On Sep 05, 2013
frosbel: These people are definitely under a spell .

These are the sort of people that got killed by that mad man aka pastor Jim Jones.
Typical hallmark of cult churches. I don't have to delve too deeply to even smell that stuff. Any church that seeks to alienate a person from ALL their family and loved ones is a foretaste of something sinister.
Christianity EtcRe: Lord Chosen Members Protest Against Mrs Juliet's Confession DVD by touchmeder: 10:36pm On Sep 05, 2013
Rubbish i saw the damn video out of curiosity and no curse rests anywhere close to me because i know who i am in Christ.
Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law please see Galatians 3:13

''Christ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law, being made a curse for us: for it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree:''


So i watched some bits of the video and kept laughing so hard at times but at other times i felt truly sorry for my country men and women. I didnt know about this church only heard of it today just like COZA church too but i am going to say the same thing. Please know Jesus Christ for yourself. 2 Timothy 2:15 says

''Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.''

Don't be moved by every wind and manner of doctrine. If you are truly a child of God with knowledge of the bible, you will test spirts and be able to detect what stinks a mile away. I am not an overly spiritual person but i trust God and read my bible fairly well. I have been to seemingly good churches worshiped there but didn't return because it didn't click with my spirit. Study the bible yourself and don't be intimidated by men of God.Respect them but know they are mere men whom God has chosen to lead his flock IN SOME CASES. You are the bride of Christ, don't undermine yourself.
There are way tooooooooooooooooo many stories of fake men of God, money loving bishops and daddy in the lord, fake miracles, churches being run like business empires passed on from the late bishop to the wife then the first son never leaving the family. LOL
Please let me not talk too much cos i know them crawlers will begin to scream and ask me not to judge. PLEASE DONT EVEN BOTHER.
FamilyRe: A Nairalander Bathing His Baby by touchmeder: 8:16pm On Sep 01, 2013
magkhan: There is something about seeing men do stuffs normally done by women that turns me off....i hate to see a man( married) in the kitchen,or a man sweeping,washing plates and worse of all,buying food stuffs in the market...u really don't like such.but seeing the op....i guess it's cool
I don't think I'd let my husband do that.he can stand by and watch or hand me stuffs,but bath the baby?hell to the no
I think you are a hater. I don't think you had this much attention from your husband or boyfriend so you don't know what little gestures like this mean. He is not a suegbe in my eye. I pray my husband is hands on like this too and i am sure most women will want that too.
FamilyRe: A Nairalander Bathing His Baby by touchmeder: 8:13pm On Sep 01, 2013
Thank God for safe delivery op. May God continue to bless and expand your home.
I will be sending this link to my husband, your wife is truly blessed to have a ''hands off'' supportive husband.
God bless you again cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Ese Walter Releases Affair Evidence With Pastor BiodunTo Respected Minister by touchmeder: 7:03pm On Aug 31, 2013
greateros: I hate pastors! Bt dis harlot is worst than jezebel! She is d type of evil dat fathers warn their sons to flee from! Al ha type does is go around lukn for great men to destroy! They alwys wear d garb of a dove but within is a roaring sapent with sharp fangs driping with letal poison luking for who to devour!she went to d first church but d pastor resisted ha she nw label it boring, she nw went to dis church were unfortunately d pastor wasn't strong enuf to resist ha snare, she nw label d church lively and proceed to subtly hipnotise & ensnare d pastor so as to destroy him! It is obvious from ha writeup that she choriograph d whole thing from start to finish dat is why she has record of their conversion and other destructive evidence in ha posesion! Now u hav succed in bringing shame to d house of god and u r nw hapily cleaning ur skin with ur tongue like a cat dat jst devour a mice bt watchout dear so u dnt get ensnared in ur own trap! Ese! Blv me u wil try a guy like me 1 day and u wil meet ur wataloo! Watchout dear! Ur evil days are numbered!
hahahahahhaahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa see me for laugh ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Dont burst a vein brother.
so for your dictionary, pastor nor get im own fault? na only Ese abi
people like you that will allow evil continue for the sake of not bringing the bigman or MOG to shame.
shame on you too. lol

since the jimmy saville scandal that rocked the UK this year broke out, do you care to know the number of BIG MEN even those with MBE who have been called to answer for HISTORIC sexual abuse crimes?
thats a society that hold a man accountable even the one who was once privileged to PAINT A PORTRAIT OF THE QUEEN.
WE THANK GOD ESE WAS NOT RAPED OR SEXUALLY ABUSED BUT I CAN BET, IF THAT WAS THE CASE EVEN ONE OF CLEAR RAPE, WE WOULD ALL BE INSULTING THE LADY BY NOW THAT SHE IS TO BLAME
I DONT BLAME YOU THOUGH ITS THE BACKWARD SOCIETY WE LIVE IN AND ARE USED TO
THEY DONT RESPECT YOUR HUMAN RIGHT AND YOU CANT TELL BLATANT RIGHT FROM WRONG
THATS WHY THE COZA MEMBERS KEEP SHOUTING TILL DATE ''I CELEBRATE YOU SIR''
GROWN A SS MEN AND WOMEN, WHO HAVE NOT STOPPED TO PONDER ''WHY IS MY PASTOR SILENT, WHAT IS THE TRUTH?''
Christianity EtcRe: The Lie "We" Preached From The Pulpit.... by touchmeder: 5:19pm On Aug 29, 2013
gidjah: in as much as u r on course. op, pls dnt forget we r saved by grace n faith nt works, ds salvation wasn't evenfor us if u cn recall, ( we r gentiles hu had acess to salvation prepared 4 d jews n co, ) we r also expected to appropriate scriptures to our selves as children of God n joint heirs. also as father abraham s children claim ds blessing s upon ur self n house hold.We r all anointed as u earlier said, yes we all hv access to God but wit wt speed n accuracy do we receive full net work communications frm BABA?? pls dnt b deceived power pass power even in d small church setting s we passone anoda via d grace of God upon one anoda.while I hv bin communing wt God for d success of our forth comin sat program in d church wt fasting n praying& my fellow bro or SIS has bin eating n drinking all d while, u think we r gonna be at d same level approaching God OP?? Ha ba bro, our closeness to God differs frm pesns to pesns, that's y our relationship wt God is at various levels too
And how in heavens name does this in any way shape or form proove we quote scriptures out of contex to suit non applicable circumstances.how does what you have explained still show touch not my annointed applies exclusiveley to my pastor only?
Christianity EtcRe: The Lie "We" Preached From The Pulpit.... by touchmeder: 4:47pm On Aug 29, 2013
This is fantastic stuff from the throne of grace.my spirit man was sooooooo xcited reading this.God bless you richly op. May God's children in this day and age learn very well and be educated.
PoliticsRe: Man Detained For Recording Arrest Of Okada Rider by touchmeder: 12:03am On Aug 29, 2013
Guys you need to be very smart when recording police officers o. I had a friend who was complaining the other day about being beaten while he was recording what was referred to as '' the war declared by the State Ministry of Environment on poor people''

so please be very tactful when filming police or any one else
IslamRe: Can A Muslim Veterinarian Keep Dogs? by touchmeder: 3:28pm On Aug 28, 2013
JaaizTech: Being a Vet Doctor is a noble profession, that could attract a lot of rewards from Allah, if it is done with the right intentions. Taking care of animals is meritorious deed, that would attract rewards if done with the right intentions. As for keeping Dogs, it has to be for Halal reasons, security, walk dog, hunting etc. And you have to observe all the rules in dealing with Dogs e.g You can't pray with clothes touched by the Dog, you to have wash plates used by the Dog or anything its tongue touches severally before it can be used for personal use.
lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun/Coza Replies Ese Walter's Sex Scandal Accusation by touchmeder: 8:20pm On Aug 26, 2013
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun/Coza Replies Ese Walter's Sex Scandal Accusation by touchmeder: 12:25pm On Aug 26, 2013
senator2b: i don't know who made you all judge over him, u all shld be mindful the way you talk abt the anointed man of God, why are condemning him when the Lord has not, even though he committed the said sin for crying out loud, allow the LORD to be the judge of that.cos the bible said for all have sinned and come short the Glory of God and u all are not exempted. if we are to review evry NL lives some people have done the worst of all. Jesus said let him without sin first cast the stone, so if u think u r without sin go ahead and cast the stone.
WHO CAN JUDGE HIM? LOL
ok in advanced societies go and ask who can judge a man of God when he errs
please Google the name Albert Odulele and note what advanced society where justice is not toyed with can do to a man of God
dude's name is on the registered sex offender list in England
PLEASE GO AND EDUCATE YOURSELF LOL
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun/Coza Replies Ese Walter's Sex Scandal Accusation by touchmeder: 12:18pm On Aug 26, 2013
infolekan: Would have thought Franca would just put up the pictures and straight up....all these empty threats are already getting boring.
What stops her from just putting up a picture or two or the audio clip with a picture preferably....someone is out already, we need evidence right now not someone blowing hot air that he should deny this or that.
Someone will come out tomorrow again asking him to deny another story.....i thought that it bears on the plaintiff in cases like this to bring forth the evidence since you're the one accusing the man.
it will surprise you to know the number of people hunting i say HUNTING this lady down now if this is true.
Nashville has said the truth here, the who knows who in that church and some of his trusted father in faith
are running around doing DAMAGE CONTROL NOW trying to land on soft grass and not create too much friction
he cant BOLDLY say its a lie because he knows it is true or there is AN ELEMENT OF TRUTH IN WHAT ESE HAS SAID AND IT CAN BE PROVEN IF HE COMES OUT AND SAYS IT IS A STRAIGHT UP LIE
dude and co are putting things in place carefully and i can bet you
ESE (AND PERHAPS A FEW OTHERS WHO CAN SCREW THIS PASTOR) ARE CURRENTLY IN DAMAGE CONTROL TALKS WITH THIS PASTOR'S PEOPLE RIGHT NOW undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by touchmeder: 7:53pm On Aug 25, 2013
CONGRATS DILISH. smiley
ITS ALL GOOD. CAN WE GET ENTERTAINING, INTELLIGENT, HUMBLE AND NOT SLUTS NEXT YEAR AS OUR REPRESENTATIVE? OKBYENOW lipsrsealed
DENRELE I LOVE YOU DUDE, WHEN GUYS THEM HATE YOU AND CALL YOU ALL SORTS I DONT
BUT CAN YOU STEP ASIDE AND LET DUE PROCESS TAKE ITS COURSE NEXT YEAR?
CAN WE GET A REPRESENTATIVE THAT DOES NOT KNOW YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by touchmeder: 7:47pm On Aug 25, 2013
spade: True.

Didn't have the Kevin swag, Uti boldness or Karen energy.

All he had was kindness, and unfortunately, that just don't cut it.
His game of playing it toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo safe didnt help him. lol

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