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Blazinraj01: Thanks for the answer. And for the record, I wasn't judging him, just asking a simple question. That was too long man!

zonaking: Did u pass jamb? That's the reason. You took the short cut hoping to avoid the due process but were caught in between. So you ve to wait.

jchime: Gosh, this picture smell gay...gay, only gay men go into catering for a living.
I once had the opportunity to interview a gay guy who came to the hospital

-Me: why do you prefer homo to hetero
gay boy: I believe boys can do all that women can do.....cooking, stylists, singing, dancing and giving them a wonderful time in bed.
Am not homophobic but sometimes I get emotional about the health hazards this boys face, ranging from STDs and immune cancers.

Donjazzy12: Controversial topic…….here it goes. I love Linda Ikeji; she is a Diva in every sense of the word. I love her resilience, creativity, drive, originality and whether you like it or not she is hot as hell!
Personally, I do not believe her sexuality is anything less than ramrod straight…….but we are hearing rumors! Before I go further, I do not, I repeat I do not have anything against Gay people, only I don’t understand them. I don’t understand why a young man will leave the extremely gorgeous women we have around and instead be looking for the uninspiring male anatomy ( I am speaking as a man) to satiate himself. It beats my imagination. Well , back to the gist at hand. I am hearing that my Linda may be developing more than a passing interest in the female anatomy. Explosive! read more here http://davidchuks..com/2013/08/the-great-debatelinda-ikejis-sexuality.html

taryour: Op I have a funny feeling your hubby is playing a smart one. Here is the deal,don't talk to him abt it again or complain. Do you have a brother or a male cousin If yes you and him will do the trick. Let him act as your boyfriend,call you and send you love messages n intimate messages. Receive the calls close to where your hubby can hear your conversation and leave your phone carelessly where can easily pick it and go through your messages.

Your game is to make him believe there is another man doing his job and get him jealous that's why I said your brother or your cousin AND NOT A MALE FRIEND. While he is home on weekends,let your cousin or brother call you and fix an appointment. Act like you don't want anyone hearing your conversation but make go he hears you agreeing to meet the other person on the line. Go out even if you just go to an eatery all alone and have a bottle of coke or a bowl of ice cream.

You are a woman na so you should know this tricks am saying well. Why I said play the trick with your cousin or brother is because he will pick your phone and search thru for his rival number and might call the number,so if he dosnt hear a male voice then your trick no work oo.

Play this game well and see him confronting you,then you make him realise you aint a log of wood and have feelings too. Since he has decided to ignore you,you found yourself someone. Make him believe you o and that you are playing safe using a CoNdOm with your new guy so he shouldn't be scared of contacting stds.

Be ready for what comes after it o cause you sure don't just expect him to keep calm abt it but make sure you don't let it get to the point of him involving families. I assure you he will be forced to go more than 3 rounds on you out of jealousy,and make sure you achieve this goal before you open up to him that the so called boyfriend of yours is your cousin or your brother.


If after all these,he goes back to his one round intimacy with you,then my lady your hubby is likely cheating on you big time or he need a serious divine intervention o.


Sorry I typed all these on mobile so please ignore mistakes.

nep2ra: Stoopid gullible folks who will fall for anything under the sun. Unfortunately, gigantic church edifices does not translate to spirituality. A country that has at least two churches in one street, yet, the lives of the church goers do not reflect the virtues Christ preached.

They throng to church everyday not because they love God and want to know His ways but because of their greed and selfish ambition. What we have are hypocritical, selfish, man-worshipers who treat God like a vending machine. Slot in =N=100 and get the equivalent in material blessings and protection. What a load of bunkum!!!!

Secular countries who care nothing for God or religion cater for the weak, jobless, disabled and destitute. They provide succor for their citizens because they care for their fellow human beings. What do we have in Nigeria? A religious nation steeped in utter darkness, wickedness and corruption. Your God will judge you. It's amazing who your Jesus will commend for their good works. No, it will not be the church!

raffite: [color=#cc0000]There is only one problem here. People who sincerely give to Church projects know the benefits and blessings attached but many do not even believe in God talk of his blessings so they keep shouting and complaining. How I wish I had up to 1Billion Naira in my account right now, I will close the account for this project.[/color]

Chanchit: Pls tell her to stop annoying people. From now on sha I would stop insulting her, cos I remember tweeting her when she was abt to do that nokia lumia concert, I told her to remember putting on her pant this time cos of the bre ast she showed us @ d Iyanya concert.
I thank God she did not die, cos I would be very sure I'm part of the reasons that led her decision.
Almost everybody are not as strong as they look.





Incase you later change ur mind.
*RIP darlin*.

crackhaus: There was this service I attended a while ago, the pastor to me was nothing short of a joke. He asked that every youth present who had engaged in premarital sex come forward for forgiveness. He even went so far as to add that any lady who had done an abortion come out as well (mind you, this was a big church with a large congregation).

When only very few people responded, the joker said, the holy spirit told him to tell us that anyone who refused to obey the call would have a messed up life & the ladies who had abortions before would remain barren. Imagine that!

Everyone knew more than half the youth congregation engage in premarital sex, but is that how the Lord works? I don't think so!

What the man did is what I call SPIRITUAL/RELIGIOUS BLACKMAIL and I'm sorry to say this, but that is what I've come to notice in many churches.

Regardless of it all, the joker was right on one thing - there were tons of guilty young people present in that gathering.
Why is he a joker? Because it doesn't take the holy spirit's insight for anyone to know that.

ShymX:

Bwahahahahaha

No you're gassing me, I need to go get a gas mask - peak times!! grin

You and I are cool, but I didn't know you like my personality on here like that.

Err...I've got the worst reputation in this byt.ch.

So evidently, it has got nothing to do with lack of confidence, but me being more cautious with anonymous people.

This forum is the psycho's playground and muthafvckers are looking for ways to catch me slipping. grin

Anyway, who's this person?

I need to hit the barbers, got an appointment for 7ish - shud be back by 8ish. tongue

Shymmex, you know i do on the bolded, but your problem is, you are always trying to play "hard ball"... lol.

Hey, i don't judge people with their online personality, far from it.

I'm not divulging anything concerning the person, that remains a private affair. lol

And good luck with your appointment wink

Feed me more: Yes, i did ask someone (a Nairalander)out, cuz i thought he was intelligent, witty and funny, it's not like i asked him out anyway, but i kinda initiated a contact between us, but alas i was disappointed, cuz he was damn too _{should i say} timid or lemme just put it this way, he was lacking in confidence.

Kanwulia: Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
WTF?
Why speak now?
Please, it does not matter anymore. I ain't gonna relive YOUR SHAME in 2013!
Nobody cares! I SURE DON'T!
If you are scared for your lives, . . . .THEN SHARRRRTRRAP run to Abidjan!!!!

Simple! Phocking COWARDS!!!!!
If that your OWERRI waka-waka wifey had put her azzzzze in one place, instead of visiting one MALE relative after another, she would not have found herself in such a position! Local WH-ORE!
Why is she hiding?
Anything worse than what her life is now?
Assssshawo KURU-KERE!



Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Who needs to SPONSOR some local touts to ra-pe a VILLAGE URCHIN who won't keep her azzzzze at home while her so-called husband is 'offshore'?

CRAZZZZZZE PIPO!!!

maxwello.yg:
I will never comment on this thread

afroluciferans: I'm off to my bathtub to tie my legs together and pretend I'm a merman. Brb