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RomanceRe: 9ja Babes, Dogs Or Saints? by toyemz(f): 11:49pm On May 17, 2011
@ d- SENse

smiley cheesy cheesy

Come here. . .It was a joke . . I don't insult but stir up wahla . .I don't take stuffs serious here , ok
which one is come here
if you want to apologise do it
all this nigerian roundabout wont get you any way oh
i still think your 190's donkey oh
cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by toyemz(f): 11:45pm On May 17, 2011
@190

I'm not trying to call Nigerian ladies Thieves but one of em ( I suspect toymez ) stole my 35pounds and ran away to Lagos
imagine
a whole you
shouting over thirtyfive pounds

chei that no even reach 10,000 naira oh
lagos ko sokoto ni
abeg talk softly
anyway just to remaind
you forgot that you took that ya one night stand to primark's for shopping
maybe you forgot your change there now?
RomanceRe: 9ja Babes, Dogs Or Saints? by toyemz(f): 11:33pm On May 17, 2011
@D-sense

stricken pig
i should have known better,
never mix dogs with human beings
i complimented you i got insults in return
i don't blame you,i blame 190
trying to rehabilitate donkeys with humans
angry angry angry
HealthRe: Guys Pls Answer by toyemz(f): 11:29pm On May 17, 2011
@190


190 >> Manager at FBI - FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR-
Lives in Leamignton spa-
Love life-It's complicated-
Knows English, Sarcasm (Fluent), Drunk and Gibberish., Straight Up Mumbling, violent cursing-
From Ilford, Redbridge, United Kingdom
Born on October 24, 1997
and your point is,
HealthRe: Guys Pls Answer by toyemz(f): 10:50pm On May 17, 2011
@190

huh? angry huh

Before 190 runs 1hr + maraton with other ladies but since he met toymez he's doesn't last more than 2mins

HELP!!!!!
what is your problem now?
i asked an innocent question expecting to be enlightened and all i get is you spewing forth this rubbish
am i supposed to get my question's answer from thishuh shocked shocked angry angry
RomanceRe: 9ja Babes, Dogs Or Saints? by toyemz(f): 10:46pm On May 17, 2011
@D-sense

the first you've made any sense
thanks for making me laugh oh
classic

A Nigerian Lady stole my FUBU shirt


The one you inherited?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Natasha: Female Nairalander Of The Month April by toyemz(f): 10:38pm On May 17, 2011
^^^^
thanks
you beat me to it
Nice one Advocator
HealthRe: Guys Pls Answer by toyemz(f): 10:35pm On May 17, 2011
@poster
what is that?
RomanceRe: 9ja Babes, Dogs Or Saints? by toyemz(f): 10:17pm On May 17, 2011
@190
you want a new one then
you for follow the naija girl home to collect your shirt
maybe oh you no settle that's why
cheap nigerian cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do by toyemz(f): 10:14pm On May 17, 2011
@190
cheesy cheesy cheesy

you sure you've never done it?
RomanceRe: Why Would A Lady Say 'no' To A Cute, Rich And Well Mannered Guy by toyemz(f): 10:11pm On May 17, 2011
@poster
it might just boil down to the fact that there's some characteristics and traits that she knows she wont be able to change in you
and which she knows she cant tolerate
I for one have seen a girl turn down a rich and well mannered man because he was a Jehovah Witnesses,she wasn't willing to change and he wouldn't have anyways so that was there
there are other reasons too,that might be unknown to outsiders but are known to lovers and stuff
many times it's better not to start something that you wont finish
i would rather not get married if i didn't feel 100% right with it, then go into it thinking it will change and later have to get a divorce
RomanceRe: 9ja Babes, Dogs Or Saints? by toyemz(f): 10:03pm On May 17, 2011
@190

A Nigerian Lady stole my FUBU shirt
so, just go to the stores and get another one
which one be that noise?

at least you can replace abi
a Nigerian guy stole my digital camera which had pics and recordings of my late father's burial
Now that is in-replaceable and unforgivable
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by toyemz(f): 9:53pm On May 17, 2011
^^^

, Though those criteria does not apply to all, it definitely applies to most.
I take offence even at that!
RomanceRe: 9ja Babes, Dogs Or Saints? by toyemz(f): 9:49pm On May 17, 2011
^^^
i am not  bashing your thead
i just wonder why you think it okay to diss naija babes and not the men?
after all its not only nigerian girls that spoil nigeria's name, the men do too
so dont just sterotype
and all in all it was a simple question,all you had to do what to answer it
and i would know where you're coming from
HealthRe: How Many Times Should I : by toyemz(f): 9:46pm On May 17, 2011
@ poster


7 or 8 but i do laundry once in a month.
gross!!
RomanceRe: 9ja Babes, Dogs Or Saints? by toyemz(f): 9:43pm On May 17, 2011
@poster
why does it have to be nigerian babes
why dont you just classify it nigerians dogs or saints
to lnclude most of the useless men who are disgracing our beloved country
left right and center?!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by toyemz(f): 9:41pm On May 17, 2011
@all
you guys have just described the very uneducated bush ones
(the ones you usually mingle with)
why dont you try describing the very educated ones
(the ones you dream of mingling with,but dont have the guts to approach)

@mr cork
your own grammar na undiluted peckham lingo
so no talk oh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do by toyemz(f): 9:35pm On May 17, 2011
@poster

Thank you.May God bless you oh
Thanks for confirming that men who do so are shameless and uncouth
When there are public toilets everywhere
oh no,they have to stand out in public urinating and farting at the same time!
and you know what it rubs off
I have seen guys urinating in toillets and it hasn't become part of their nature to close the door
how disgusting
I once dated a guy( no not 190 oh),who whenever he was drunk and needed to stumble to the toilet,he would open his fridge door and urinate in side
true i saw it with my own eyes!!
that was the end of the R/s oh
but it all stems back from the open urinating wherever ,whenever and however
RomanceRe: You Mistakenly Married A Goddess/mammy Water by toyemz(f): 3:43am On May 17, 2011
@190
huh
what is my name doing here
i beg oh
you re the one that likes swimming in your yellow pants
( easily identifiable by the mammywater and at night too!!)
im complete human, i dont dribble into those things
but next time im eating fish
im going to poke the eyes out properly
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Your Fiancee Puts A Condom In Your Bag/pocket While Travelling by toyemz(f): 2:55am On May 17, 2011
@190

[size=8pt]go to to my shop at fashions[/size][size=8pt][/size]
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Your Fiancee Puts A Condom In Your Bag/pocket While Travelling by toyemz(f): 2:41am On May 17, 2011
@ogaga4luv
you self too dey fight trouble oh
who said he was talking to you
carry go oh
and apologize
RomanceRe: Confession! Xx by toyemz(f): 2:31am On May 17, 2011
@190

where do you think i am?
and what are you waiting for
seriously?
cheesy
RomanceRe: Confession! Xx by toyemz(f): 2:23am On May 17, 2011
my confession:


I am missing nigeria sha
RomanceRe: Don't Blame Ladies Who Desire A 6ft+ Guys , U Will Not Understand by toyemz(f): 2:21am On May 17, 2011
@190
sorry i didn't mean it as an insult
i just thot that you both complement each other that's all
you both think the same way-egoistic
and

(still thinking)
brb
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Your Fiancee Puts A Condom In Your Bag/pocket While Travelling by toyemz(f): 2:17am On May 17, 2011
@190

hmmmm is there?
and here's the 00.01% debunking of that claim
but wait which bit is right?

a.that toyemz has a crush on 190

or
b.that they ( not me )might make out in future?

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