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@poster
true
that realisation startled me years ago
and honestly you cant pin point one particular tribe as being the noisiest
i will say however that the Gwari are the most quiet, you hardly ever hear them raise their voices in conversation
but honestly speaking this trait is just not only a Nigerian thing, kos
i have also found that the Asians are very loud in communication
so are some other countries
i just pin it down to bushness oh

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i dont think that its got into my genes
Im AA
that would only occur if I went with someone who is, say, SS
with the AS, that would be pretty slim chance dont you think?

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maybe and maybe not
when my elder brother got married, he and his wife didn't do a genotype test
during the pregnancy of their first child, my brother got to know that his wife was an AS
he is an AS
God come see war that day in the house
he was so tempted to abort the pregnancy and end the marriage
Thank God for His intervention
Today, none of the children suffer from SS and we are talking 4
I cant explain this medically but doesn't it sometimes skip a generation ?

@poster
what if he lies on every question
especially about the spirituality part
or the childhood
career path
his past relationship
abeg men lie about everything especially when they want to impress

thanks though,very good pointers for ladies to first ask questions, and then do detective work and then compare notes
thanks a brunch

The Bible says
He who is without sin let him cast the first stone

abeg which one is your own?

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what size are you sir?

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no
but can coinhabit with a vegetarian

okay i get it now
e bi like say some wise chick don scrap him head collect 20k and then dump him?
abi

Seriously,am getting annoyed dis days, the way some girls on NL dey feel like Queen or whatever, i bet dey are as ugly as black buffalos, who are dey fooling? bet most of dem dont even have a B_friend, and Nland invisible guys are only the way dey use to console themself, trying to feel superior,
Abegi jare, my computer done even tire for all this ugly waka waka, anytime i open their profiles, my computer always alart me with beware of ugly virus sir, they are dangerous to your health, one thing girls of dis days dont just get is they make up cos of we guys, and if after 20k spending for your make-ups and no guy even look you way, that means your investment no click, u just lose.
So my advice for all the girls here, respect any guy here even if he is crippled, cos we guys own's the remote to you body, so Shut the F<U>C>K up when ever guys are speaking and pay attention to the remote control signal and answer according to the pressing, am out.

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that's foreign vegetarian oh
nigerian vegetarian will cook what her husband wants
but will not eat out of it
agreed oh,if its to eat out the same plate, that will be hard
but anything else?

almost same with those that eat pepper and those that dont abi?

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he better not kill you oh
before i classify una together

i was just getting my pampers ready
when the tearing of the nyash go begin

are you in or out?
make i follow prepare your own

Im lighting a candle for my dad who died 25 jan 2009
without giving me the chance to say goodbye
this candle i rekindle has never died since then
daddy i miss you so much
i need you so much

thanks for watching over us
RIP

@ops
on a more serious note
whose surname do you bear now?
dont you have any uncles on your birth father's side?
if not, honest look into your mother's family and see if you have an uncle you can choose
other than that
are you sincerely looking for a principled man, does he have to be rich or educated( to what level)

i have only these questions to offer you,
i wish i could have offered you my father,but he's late now so is of no help to you
once more good luck oh

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transfer the girl o me let me teach her some lessons, useless jawo jawo girl

she is transfered!!
now what are you going to do with her?
no make mouth oh
make she no scrape your head follow
and what does jawo jawo mean pls?

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dumb wit

I know this to be true
when guys come on line dissing girls
and claiming that they are the tom cruises of love or s3,x
it means that they are not getting any and are just taking their frustrations out on line

Really if you guys are so fed up with bleeping girls
turn to each other and begin to bleep one another
that should give you a more satisfying experience okay?

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why not?

@mzdarkskin

Ok seriously who does that? what is the point?

hi sis

who does what?
i take it that you are referring to music being played whilst making love?
i do kos
i find it romantic and soul bearing and of kos relaxing
i hope we are on the same level here
and how is that coconut husband of yours?

@ ops
your question Can you marry a vegetarian?'
answer
yes
that does not mean that i have to become a vegetarian

look on it from the bright side, you'll have double the portion of meat at meal times
and a balanced diet from the mixture of vegetables

@op

I

was killing her slowly with my pink lips,dreamy eyes and cool voice

cool voice - yes
but
pink lips ?
dreamy eyes?

honestly i would just conclude that you are gay!

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maybe he just doesnt want to hurt her feelings
he might just be too much of a gentleman!

@op
and what will happen if my genotype is AA?
chances are we'll have AS kids
and chances that we wont
who knows
Im staying jor

@op
virtuous girl did you say?
hmm we do exist, but are very rare
here's what i think you should do
forget that biblical virtuous chunk and first list all the qualities you would want in your girl
list your likes and your dislikes, what you can tolerate and what you cant
(be realistic with yourself)
then start looking for a girl/woman
say for instance you like football, isn't it possible to find one that does?
you like clubbing,so does she- club together until you stop together
you like reading, hey find a reader
the list goes on and on
like i said virtuous chicks we're hard to come by
and even then we've got our own 'must have','should have' and 'cannot have list'!
good luck

@poster

She was with me and she chatted with her ex for 1 hour!

My kind of person ( the girl oh)
were you that boring that she even had to accept a call from an ex?
says a lot about you doesnt it?

you need to up your game oh brother
you are even lucky that the ex didnt even come to pick her up from your place
wake up oh

take 190 along with you
she is used to hugging transformers
so he can be your guide
safe journey home

@op
pls dont let her go oh
she is exactly what you need to keep you on your toes
after all when you were with her,the sailing was sweet abi
No no no no
you must not let her go anywhere oh
kos if you do, you will become so laid back in not looking for a better  paid job
don't you remember the saying
behind every successful man is a woman?

abeg you need her to be sharp sharp on your toes
enough said

@poster
if i was married to the girl, i would stay
and use a rabbit

but if im not, to hell im so gone!

49cents

No sir. This is not how its always there has been a degeneration in sexual attitudes of people

very true
you have just summed up what the world has come to in so very few sentences
you couldnt have said it any better

@poster
hey you are in the military arent you?
its easier said than done
just look for a so called God father within the military
good luck

@poster
call you for what