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@190

just wondering oh

how many engagement rings do you have?

@poster

Dear Yemisi, these girls are good, beautiful and worthy of marriage. I have tried them many times in all ways to find an error in them, but none so far.

abeg who is yemisi now ?

@190
person wen no sabi good advice
oya now carry go
i get mouth laugh oh

Bad belle people all over the place

Tjiskii, Toymez even Jackieugo


Shakin my head!!

@ poster
why dont you two go away to gether on a day trip( not night oh) and see how you relate outside your environment?
it might just clear up those conflicting thots you seem to be having

@190

belle right?
abeg i don pity you finish
come make i give you ticket climb the eye
queen's dogs no know belle or not oh!
and from what i hear you no sabi fight

^^^^

whoever you are oh
you are extremely rude and should be ashamed of yourself
rubbish!!

Let the s,tupid bi@tches be s,tupid. It sucks repeating and trying to make those kind of people

understand anything. I am sir-fly nd it will remain so.

@190

Date postponed to 11pm tonight (winks

@buckingham palace ? in the night?
i pity you both oh
you know the queen's dogs are specially trained to bite black people
make sure you dont take your clothes off oh
that way the bites wont be so severe

^^^
no vex oh
enjoy your date
will you go on the eye too?

@190

me too, Im going for a date with a girl who's paying a date with me to Buckingham palace

chei of all boring places to go to in london!
abeg she you and your date will be peeping in the queen's window to see her drinking tea?
let us know oh
na wa oh

@190


the one in green
you!!

@poster
i know in the north the pure bred Hausa men prefer marrying light skinned ladies
reason so that their chiildren will come out looking chocolate colour
if one takes a look at the pure hausa men, they are really dark skinned and of medium build

@stagger
me thinks that Abuja babes are too hot and expensive for you
settle for the neighbour hood outlets ,wuse and kubwa  and try those that dont speak english
so that when you get into cloud nine and start chanting heaven and earth she will not understand you

Im pretty sure if i was sitting in a bar with my girlfriends and a guy came flashing at us, he would be carried out with a  broken head
but you guys think with your third leg, and of course not  forgetting the help of beer

if at this stage in life, you are not disciplined enough to to ignore the sight of a pantless girl, i fear for when you are married
same goes abi?
abi na only una siddon for bar?

@poster
any woman who is a replica of 190
mixed up, shaken up and confused!!

other than that men

@stagger

Just pains me that our brothers in other parts of the world are enjoying for free what we are paying through the nose for.

what you seek is what you find
you go seeking all those that hang out in those places and then later complain
do you go picking up girls expecting to pay them later
that is glorified prostitution!

wiselet is right,Not every girl in Abuja is on the prowl,there are very good ones that would make the best wife ever
why not look for them  and have a long time girlfriend
that way you are building a solid and sound relationship

@wislet

OP, If you have so much money to throw away, why dont you save dat strength you're losing sleeping around with different girls, and use it to find a non expensive one to marry. Abi u no dey old?? Shameless men.

classic
you hit the nail on the head
bet they dont want to hear that now

^^^
are you fat?

@^^^1 and ^^^2

abeg make una bang una coconut heads together out of anger
make we see who go produce white or red blood

@190

What's in that champagne that women flock after

what do you think champagne connotes:
-that you are from abroad or live abroad
-that you have money
-that you are one of them(especially if the champagne is not being nursed,but loads of bottles going that fast)

got the picture now?

@190

@190
dont even compare lagos girls and abuja girls when it comes to money own
Abuja girls have been spoilt and spoilt when it comes to money
Lagos girls get limit,Abuja girls have none

my take
it works like this
you go into pubs,bars etc and you expect to see a humble nice girl?
no ,it can not happen
what else would you expect from such girls that they wouldn't come back for round two
or maybe when you were in cloud nine you poured out so many promises and sweet words
of kos they will come back

look for the good girls where the good girls are
then you will see
there wont be any demands for money
because of they most certainly wouldn't be the kind that you can pick and drop
so there you have it
3 categories:
1. the pick and drop kind,that you pay off and off and off and off (of course they are re usuable oh)
2.the pick and drop kind (not Nigeria oh) that you use and hey don't feel obliged to pay or give,since they don't ask for anything
 3.the kind you cant pick,so cant drop and so cant pay off ( Nigerians and non Nigerians alike)

@poster
Abuja girls have a name and reputation to live up to
they either belong or they dont
and by hook or crook oh
they must belong

@190

i nominate the one in green for you
at least she knows that she wont starve in that your stingy house!
and of course if you dont charge the electricity meter she wont freeze either

^^^^

you are remaining single anyway
so it really doesnt matter
does it?

^^

and na wa for tight hommies
wey dey call each other mumus!

If a woman called you that
na vex una go vex oh

@190

me wen don make heaven finish!

stay here~

Yesterday i had beans and white garri with the angels

I just come back come nairaland small before i fall back in around 5 this evening

you sure you're not high on drugs?
you seem to be floating in cocoon land

@poster
haba now
must you post 3 times?
control ya fingers oh



@190

Of course me and my laughing culture(190) have a space in heaven. He will be polishing my shoes over there.

strong word here oh
so  you will die a shoe shinner?
not my words oh .

@poster

oh for your mind if world end today you go follow go heaven? . You never here say women wey go enter heaven no reach

no sweat
as they say 'no shaking'
my name is there,
you and your laughing culture(190) on the other hand,
only if 2 more space remain for heaven
and na by special special prayer oh

@poster
i dont eat gari too

@poster
sometimes one has to soften the hair,before it can be plaited
i ,for one, fall into this category
my natural hair is so hard to comb that i have splitting headaches just from doing so
the only way out,i found was to perm or neutralise it making it soft
then and only then could i comb and plait it without any headaches
so you see some times its out of necessity oh

@poster

My point is you are one of the high table sitters in HELL

thank you
but im pretty sure that i saw my name written down for heaven
you on the other hand are already in hell
if on the day the world would have ended all you did was sniff round the skirts of women and protest
then surely your are already in hell 1,the other one will be hell 2
shashasha