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I love playing with words

the toy

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Thanks for all the comments,i appreciate all of them.
I think I was carried away by my amorous feelings, and the thought of losing her.

which her are you speaking about now
the wife or the mistress?

@190

Without them we wont be where we are todayI have a dream that we Nigerian men would grow up and eventually accept our women for who they are
I have a dream that one day we Nigerian men would rather accept failures on the part of our women rather than complain
I have a dream that one day starting from this forum, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that one day this whole women bashing would eventually stop
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day, Nigerian men and women would come together under one mutual respect and understanding
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day No matter what we men spend or do for our women, we ought not to complain cos no men would do it for them if we dont do it learn to accept them
This is our hope, and this is the faith that I would try and instill into our Nigerian male folks.
I have a dream
I have a dream that we Nigerian men although accepted everywhere in the world our women aint cos we bash them constinously and this has tanished the image of the Nigerian women, we have to revive the image of the nigerian women
Nigerian women are our trade marks, we have to accept them, defend them, die for them,
h this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.
God bless our Women!!

cheii see better prayer!!

abeg whose eye are you trying to catch with this long sermon now?
i no fit laugh oh
but God bless you too

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have you ever been to a theme park?
was it filled with goats and donkeys?

team park filled up with goats, cows and donkeys? HELL NOOO

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by choice she had decided to be in a gay relationship
so presently she is gay
if tomorrow she comes to her senses and realises that the pull to another woman's body is no longer there
and she decides to have a boyfriend then she is no longer gay and no longer in a gay relations ship
but until that happens all i know is that she was daing a man for almost 3 years, they lived together
and she was tramautised enough from the break of that relationship to start dating a female
so she is gay

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growling
you know what we are never going to agree here
especially with you twisting every word

call me stingy,cheap, wateva
i still wont pay for s3x

you are stingy kos you dont pay for lunch dates
but if na girl invite you come her house for cooked meal, you will open your wide mouth and eat oh and not pay for that!

you wanna pay for S3x, your call.you don't want to,your call
i am not running a brothel so it doesn't bother me!

we call your type maneaters
i will show appreciation

how did i become a maneater here? how?
and out of curiousity since you dont have respect for ladies
just how were you thiniking of showing your appreciation
with what@

pls dont let me guess

@Havesense1

I

understand there are a lot of closet gays out there, but let's get one thing STRAIGHT. If you was straight your whole entire life of living, and one terrible break-up made you turn gay?Stop lying to yourself.
I've been in numerous break-ups, my women friends been in numerous break-ups, we aren't bawling in a corner saying we're gonna date that handsome woman/cute man down the street. I don't have a problem with gays. If they're happy, then let them. But SOME people need to get over themselves and leave gays to the ACTUAL gays

people differ and how they react to different situation in life differ
Take for example the way several people react to grief, some never get over the loss of a loved one, and grieve forever, some move on in life, never forgetting but allowing time to be the healer.while others cant get over it and actually kill themselves as a result
one man meat is another man's poison
Honestly this situation has happened and i witnessed it, it didnt happen last year but this year
i think you need to see it before you believe in
and as you can see even with that belief people still differ


ser

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im pretty sure that can never happen anyway
i just used my self as an example
ok

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I dont beleive that there is no such thing as turning gay
i have seen it with my eyes
and know for surch the switch was made as a result of the traumatic experience she went thru

take me for example
i have been straight all my life
been with and loved men
if tomorrow i becaome gay due to a twist of turn
no one and no one can convince me that i had gay tendercies or that i was born gay

it's like a friend of mne said
sometimes women experiemnt with such things
just to see how they are

SMH

you asked a question you answered
and then you dumbly concluded as well
so kos i didn't answer,
it means no love in my heart
everything is money
nice one
i wont voice what am thinking here,but suffice to say it isn't pleasant

if only you were reading and not spitting fire, i told you a lot about my kind of character
but because sheep-you was just thinking and going in one direction,you didn't get it
i don't love and worship money
i am not your kind that buries it in a pot beneath your bed and lovingly counts it every morning
and of cos i don't believe that money can buy love neither
yet having said all this
i also believe that when moments call for a man to be a gentleman he should rise to occasion
now let me conclude on you
you would never fit that bill kos you don't believe that you spend a dime on a lady
still boils to my stance: stingy

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NO BLEEPING FOR FOOD
NO BLEEPING FOR RENT MONEY
NO BLEEPING FOR CAB FARE
NO BLEEPING FOR RECHARGE CARD
ONLY LOSERS AND HO'S DO SUCH !!!!!!!

is this not you ?
what you do?
i dont need rent money
i dont do cabs
and i dont even know what recharge cards are
your call
your ball

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na you saka
you wen be jobless love-vendor
that's why you have no money
kos you dont get paid for your servince

keep waiting for the corks to craggle
190 will surely ask for your hand in marriage
some fine day
if only

now i know you are drunk
when did i encourage travelling to Italy for anything?
you want go buy ya ticket,nothing concern me

you are trying to justify your stinginess and that alone is a selfish act
you are Nigerian
oya now when time to marry reach go tell your future in laws that you don't believe in (as you crudely put it)' buying/paying for a wife
and see what will happen

stop trying to twist my every word
i stand firm on this : if paying for a date makes you sick,but you cant stop it
at least have the decency to keep quiet about it

and as for insulting ashawos , you are a love-vendor, you are one
after all birds of the same feather will always flock together
enjoy your fruitful life
I'm out

@poster
what if the responses are negative?
would you take that as a sign of love -hate?

@malali

LETS CALL A SPADE A SPADE AND NOT A SHOVEL
COVET,SLY PROSTITUTION IS HIGHLY PRACTICED
IF YOU DONT DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM IT
[b]I WILL BE FORCED TO ASSUME YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE
THAT MAKE CAB FARE,FREE FOOD,RECHARGE CARD A PRE-REQUISTE
FOR MUTUAL S3X, WHICH YOU SELF GO ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/[/b]quote]

Naw you know that can not be true
I'm too outspoken and strong willed to take that sht from any man
i am one of those kinds that will invite your sorry AZ out and will pay for both meals,will find my own way home and will top up my phone whenever needed
my pride is too high to take bulls from any man
You,on the other hand, from all indications will feel no shame in asking for ( after free food) the cab home to be paid and maybe that recharge card
and of kos the lured s3x
abi?

@poster
honestly i wouldn't lose any sleepless night over this if i were you?
thank God he apologises every time,

Now having said that,
if you really abhor it and what to put a stop to it
just call him ashawo back when he says it to you
obviously he's probably thinking of what the other guy discussed with him when they were having their man-man talk
fine
you now also give him the impression that the other guy let slip all the things that they used to confess to each other
and for good measure, invent some imaginary woman and say you know what he did to whoever
that would stop him in his tracks
and when he finally comes to his senses and his inquisitiveness
sit down and have that conversation that the past is the past and should not be dragged up into the future.let him know that you don't want your daughters growing up with such a derogatory word carelessly thrown about in the house
see how it goes
just a case of wayo jam wayo
give him a taste of his own medicine

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that's true
even his inlaws would have respected him more
but now he could be the laughing joke within their walls

@ the wife
wow what a careless speaker!

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oh wow
me just wondering what part of my write up
did i advocate for paid s3x?
my grudge with you was you being so cheap as to not knowing how to behave like a gentleman and pay for
outings with your female partners!
my annoyance with you was instead of you to shut up about your cheapness (stinginess) you beat a loud drum
to make it look palatable
and to add insult to injury you boasted how you had s3x with her
(thank God you knew and mentioned that she wasn't Nigerian)
no you had to equate that act to you dating Nigerian girls
hence my dare, and challenge
you paraded yourself as one of the Abuja barrack hustlers,i simply agreed with you
so my dear inebriate
my beef with you is if you are stingy just shut up about it
its not cool for a Nigerian man to be that way
especially in public

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Gold digger? LOL. What Nigerian woman is worth gold, at any karat?

the ones in the western world whom the hungry vulture looking nigerian men desperately latch onto in a sad and free bid to come abroad

look and you will see

@malali
oppps my bad
so you aren't there yet??
not even in the middle

once i buy my maitama residence
i will have my cook make breakfast for you,
if you chop bkfast and ask for cash
i go tell my security to escort you out
we have to differentiate dating from prostitution
if you are a love-peddler, you have to wear a badge
dont pretend to be a self sufficient babe
then hustle guys for money on the side

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

until you do, just know that you have to love-vendor and hustle from the dregs of the barracks!
my challenge still stands
which ones do you get for free?
i stand on my point
not the good ones, you are even too cheap for them
the bad ones? who dash monkey banana
so which ones
and talking about prostitution
you have just declared that you are love-vendor
isn't that the male equivalent of a prostitute?
baffled

@poster
hope this helps:

i once had a friend of a friend that took me to the airport
on the way we got talking and he asked me where i was from
i told him Nigeria
He then told me that he once dated a Nigerian girl briefly
but they sort of drifted apart
amebo that i was, i asked him why and got the whole sad story out
he then asked if i wouldn't mind calling her tel no.,and maybe if she saw one she didn't recognise she would pick up
of kos i was full of pity so i agreed
he gave me the no, i dialed it told him it was ringing and was about to give him the phone
it then occurred to me that another phone was ringing.
he looked at it
and smiled and said thanks for your no
of cos i had to smile at humorous way

and it was an ice breaker anyway

pls no questions oh

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NO

sorry but didnt really intend to sell any case
just telling it as it is

she's not only a collegue ,but a close one( which is how i got to know sht about her ex bf)
but bi, no
this is her first woman to woman experience
I honestly would say that's just a drummed up excuse to get the heat off her back

@malali

everybody happy except you

sure
my challenge here
carry your carcass to Abuja and try this fcuu,rky there
you think you have 10 heads
you think you are smart
Mr no 1 player
i dare you
one day in Abuja with this stinking attitude and let's see the rubbish you will come and vomit here
Musing,
did I just call Abuja for you?
No add katsina to that too
big mouth!

@poster
okay so your family were/are close
keep it break!
i tell you what?
whether you cared for him or not
respect yourself and stay away
what do you think would happen if the wife he is marrying and her friends happen to see you there?
come see big humiliation oh
if your family are attending, that's their call
its not your duty or moral obligation to be there
pls take a holiday or go visit your friend
leave the city if needs be
don't get involved
that way you wont get disgraced for all the wrong reasons

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wetin be your own??
why you dey vex??
is it your money??
is it your pu na na ??
see me see trouble oooohhh!!!!!!

abeg carry go
is that all you can say?
in fact i take you join the title of this thread!
you think it is okay to use girls?
i hope one day you will land in Abuja oh
and your head will be scarped like that of a vulture's
and FYI
it can never be my money,my whatever
cos kos men like you cant ever come near people like me
whatfor?
get lost!!!

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my thots exactly

@mrbrownjay

the solution to her problem was simple: FIND A RIGHT GUY!

the lesbo is only taking advantage of her weakened state of mind. soon enough, that confused girl will be strong enough to "wake up" from this nightmare and find what she has been looking for all along. . . . . . . . A GOOD MAN!

No i believe the lady has come love or dote on the lesbo.i have this conversation with her regularly and she says she's never been happier.
she even tried to pass it out that she has been bi all along, but that isn't true
she's equally possessive of her lover too, why just the other night she took a swing at someone who was speaking about girls putting on weight,thinking that he was talking about her lover( who is obese )
that says alot doesn't it?

@poster
actually you are the classic example of the saying 'a fool at forty is a fool for ever'
but the lady( your girlfriend ) is a a witch with a capital B!

so you would throw away everything just for nothing?
she knew you were married at the beginning of your affair and she still went ahead and said she wanted a husband,
what was she planning to be with you- wife No 2?
and you because you were enjoying whatever poisoned sweetness,your brain refused to function at that stage and heed the warning signs
so it has become by hook or crook that she must have you as a husband
shine ya eyes oh
i hope your family step in at this moment, this woman has gone awol ( babalawo) to get what she wants: a mugu in her life and you think its okay?
if she was that fantastic why didn't the father or fathers of the two kids she has stick around?
you have shinned your mouth and your nose now it is time to shine your eyes oh
abeg just carry your empty shell and hand yourself into your pastor's hands before it is too late

i hope your poor wife never finds out about this mistake you are about to make oh

yes i have a colleague who did this
and basically she said she was traumatised by the relationship she had with her boyfriend
agreed he was a self-service, er,he never took care of her,he was always skint he was never just around
there was this girl who had danced with her at a staff party one night whom in a drunken stupor she kissed
and since then the lesbo had chased her relentlessly
when she broke up with her boyfriend,(which left her depressed by the way)
the other lady was there to comfort her
long story cut short
they are dating, my colleague looks happier
the lesbo dotes on her
it happens

@malali

more recently in new york one american girl said she must chop my money, (women are the same all over the world)
i dont pay for human services , thats my line , it encourages slavery(aka prostitution), girl accidentally got hungry
around one of the most expensive restaurants in new york, after telling me to escort her to apple store,
when i entered the restaurant steak was 80dollars a pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as she went to bathroom i asked the waiter to bring separate bills , the girl had drank all the expensive wines and stuff
i paid my own and she paid hers, i said there must have been a glitch in the system, i took her home and bleeped the poo out
of her, now when she sees me she thinks ooooohhhh, these africans are smart

No my brother,it doesn't mean that you are smart,it  only means that you are one cheap Hot goat!
why would you invite someone out and play the dirty on her and still sleep with her?and here you are feeling proud of yourself
from all indications the lady in question,never meant in the first place to use you for lunch,she just meant to have a good lunch with someone who she admired,and you had to play the cheap?
in fact you are the kind of guy,when invited for some home cooking would not only eat there,but go home with another food to last a week.meanwhile you wouldn't have contributed one penny to  the prep of the meal

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yucks!