₦airaland Forum

no matter how British you call yourself, if your parents were born and raised in Nigeria and you bear a Nigerian name, people can identify you as Nigerian when you travel outside Nigeria!

Especially if you spent any length of time in Naija and have a corresponding look and accent no matter how faint!

Sheesh!!!

Virgo83:
Prostitution as got many faces,  [b]What of our so called Home Girls that couldn't be able to state the number of dicks that their Kunt have swallows, [/b]what about that. I bet it had a meter one could have realize the so called Home Girls were nothing but Home Prostitutes.

na somebody go marry you sha I wish her luck!!

abasifo:
Its very quite unfortunate that our rebranded Nigeria is not even branded 'cos you don't preach what you don't practice to the people. Our leaders should stop deceiving themselves thinking they are deceiving us. Because the people are quite does not mean they are stupid or foolish. I think its about time we started dealing seriously with our so called leaders 'cos they are not helping they ugly situation of our great country. I'm so pissed with their administration.

because of bikini? amazing!!!!

abasifo:
WISE MEN OF OLD KNEW HOW TO CONTROL LUST BY TRAINING FEMALES IN PROPER EXPOSURE-FROM HOME

you've got to be joking!!

not watching much but sometimes

George Lopez



Married with Children- cant get enough of this ageless crazy show

isnt it reasonable to ask why you left 100k, a laptop and expensive shoes in your car AT NIGHT? And with no valet parking?

Of course we all sympathize with you, but it was still quite risky leaving that kind of stuff in the car. In Lagos for that matter. In some places overseas, your license plates get stolen if you park there, how much more ready cash.


Most likely the thieves took the items in the car first then decided they might as well take the battery. Or vice versa. They probably coudnt believe their luck either.

pele!

redsun:
How about making it a business of extracting and packaging the yeast from palm wine instead of using whole drink?It is a loophole waiting to be filled,i think.

there's been research but I'm not sure why it hasnt been commercially exploited yet.

Characterization of palm wine yeasts

http://www.bioline.org.br/request?jb07299

I cant believe this thread reached 40 pages just because people were accused of shagging each other?

wonders will never cease.

Anyway, no be today mudslinging dey happen for nairaland.

I guess someone was bored hence decided to start something.

actually, I think there was a similiar incident at blackvoices a long time ago.

the only Nairalander who doesnt seem to get into fights is the site owner- Seun.

No one knows why but that's how it is. Am sure nairalanders will cure him of it though. Nigerians are patient people when it comes to things of that nature.

butt cracker dey talk?

he must be taking a pathetic break from cracking butts!

Or is it taking a break from crack cocaine!

its the latter, I fear


https://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6311/acrack.jpg

withdrawal symptoms!

the guy quickly started throwing names around in an obvious attempt at pre-empting his enemies.

pathetic!!!

afam4eva:
that will have to be Tilapia and Crackles

who's Tilapia, you this suicide bomber?

You no sabi spell?

OP

are you calling these women prostitutes because they're in bikinis, or the photo is an afterthought?

I dont see a connection between your picture and the topic.

Is that a fake picture of whitelexi or am I a weirdo Nigerian? With weird taste in men?

No be my type at all!!!!!

Its good he's other people's type sha!!!!!

I might have to start dating Indians or Chinese- I just cant fit in the typical Naija scene

mccloud224:
Bad news such as this is very common place in 9ja to the extent it's not always reported.Do you know how many people end up missing everyday?Do you know how many people are killed in broad daylight each day by police?Less than a week ago,a couple coming back from jumat service had a bullet put in their baby's head simply because they didnt park on time and the officer shot the father through the hand and it went through the childs head.

A deacon in my church recently gave testimony of how he was abducted by police officers at a check point.They stopped him,asked him for papers,one of them tapped him on the wrist and the next time he opened his eyes was in the middle of a forest with over 200 other victims.

A coaster bus full of passengers was stopped in ketu b/stop and the driver and conductor beaten mercilessly to the point of death.Why?Everybody in that bus was dead asleep, i mean, not ordinary sleep just in a coma state and it was evident that some foul play was in the making.It took hours to revive everyone in that bus (Due to heavy prayers).

Look,i can go on and on an on.I am not insensitive but this thing is too rampant in this country for me pay much attention to what's happening elsewhere.Simple as that.

and the perpetrators get away with it because of people like you who refuse to hold them responsible for their actions.

Juju gets free rein in Nigeria!

OMO IBO:
aunty Tpia, you see  me see wahala.
now wey i dey enjoy myself dem wan lock thread.

abeg, help me beg them ooo

Papa Igbo, I feel your pain.

Its hard, nay downright impossible, to have a life outside nairaland, I know!

abeg park yourself permanently here!!!

Give us more names!!!

Treetop20:
can this post be locked now?

why do you want to ruin Papa Igbo's day?

what else is he to do?

OMO IBO:
aunty tpiah, i know say this kind thing no go interest you.
the thing dey sweet us the youngins.

Papa Igbo, we all know you find it extremely difficult to get some even on Nairaland.

Hence your refusal to exit this thread?

abi na you be the OP?

anything's possible!

You have an extremely unhealthy interest in such an idle topic, I must say!

so people shagged each other.

big deal!!!!!!!!!

i thought this kind of thing happened everyday?  why is this particular set of shaggings so important?

assuming this isnt all a publicity stunt for mr whitelexi and the missus!

the OP said whisky- how is one even sure whitelexi is who s/he meant? Could be anyone, imo.

is nairaland this boring nowadays?

People should remember the story of the cow vs the free milk that’s all! unless you dont care!

The U.S.Government mentioned four qualities that informed their choice of country, namely, democratization, development, good governance and social inclusion. These are qualities Nigeria lacks, resulting in a plethora of domestic problems, which have made her unattractive and unsafe for citizens, manufacturers, and other business investors. Denials or re branding gimmicks will not make Nigeria reclaim her “giant” status. Only marked imprimprovementssafety and security, in crime reduction, and in the delivery of political goods, schools, hospitals, roads, electricity, etc, can achieve this objective.

did Nigeria have more of these qualities when Clinton and George Bush visited?

why is Obama suddenly too holy pass?

The badmouthing diasporans factor maybe?

lol @ "no longer a lesbian".

does this whitelexi have somewhere he's active on in Nairaland, because I hardly know any of the guy's posts.

The sham repeat offenders in romance section know themselves- always talking but nothing much to their gra gra. Abi na smokescreen? hmmm

So some semi-serious stuff is happening here right under people's noses?

na wa oh!!! If only I were Halle Berry!! I for don get some action!!!

_{after shipping my kids off to naija of course}

so this is a serious thread? I didnt know oh! Saw it before but never went past the first three posts since i assumed the OP was joking!

na wa oh- if not for my 8 kids, pot belly and beer breath, I'd have been implicated sha- since those are the only things keeping me from swooping down on these "hot" Nairaland guys and trying my luck.

Gotta get a makeover and send my kids back to Naija so I can also try being sexy for once!

did anyone watch Obama's speech in the morning btw.

He said he's starting a cyber watchdog to monitor the internet.

Thought they already do that.

I dont see what the big deal is if Obama decides to visit Ghana before Nigeria?

Has no American president ever visited Nigeria before or why are people panicking?

The Queen, Clinton, George Bush and many others have all been to Naija, with the country's warts and all. Obama just started work for goodness sake.

the poster has asked a very serious question because its important to know if large soft breasts are a sign of waywardness.

He should also check all her records right from kindergarten- who knows, he might find a clue there.

Nigerian customer service.

poverty mindset too.

so lets assume all Igbo men are incorruptible, honest, God fearing and totally upright.

Are you happy now?

You couldnt just start the thread without mentioning tribe?