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hope she had the baby.

na these lastborns dey enjoy pass.

I think its normal.

If they dont have tests and conflict, the love will die, imo.

But for a man who's used to playing the field with different women, thats when he'll start eyeing his options outside.

Nicole looks like a hippie. Is that the new red?

JJYOU:
@ courtesy adobe photoshop and corel

whatever.

Name anyone you admire and whose photo you see all the time.

Did they say they dont use photoshop and corel?

JJYOU:
i am very disappointed in you.

justwise:
Sick

any particular reason why you're ignoring the OP who asked what's the difference between a wife and a prostitute, and decided to jump on my own answer?

The guy even had to redirect your attention back to the main topic of the thread? Does that make sense?

Afaukwu:
So why did you not say Niger Delta woman or woman married to a Niger Deltan severes human head? You Igbo-crazy charlatan!

because not only Yorubas are named in this crazed blackmailing saga ?



read the actual story! Did you miss this part

In the letter dated April 30, 2009, Chief Amu said that Mrs. Amuka-Pemu did connive with her husband to sacrifice “an eleven year-old child” for rituals in order to secure healing for their bedridden child.

stop being so quick to get offended and let the people involved in the case handle this matter.

However, an ironic twist in the case is that, Ogwu-Chinuwa, the journalist who discovered the heinous crime was also arrested by the police, along with his wife, Bosede.

http://www.pointblanknews.com/os1307a.html

JJYOU:
my primary in the early 70's had redifusion radio in every class and some tree near the toilet so you dont miss out on anything. we had running taps too.

we  had brilliant time.

talking about age that woman no be your mate i beg talk something else. we know say u old but u never reach here

na you sabi oh- I old pass am.

she looks pretty anyway.

the schools I attended had running water when I was there. Thats how we cooled off after cutting the grass mowing the lawn.

It was fun sha. We used to compete to see who had the green thumb aka neatest plot. Another time, each class had a garden where we planted things. Luckily then, my dad had bags of fertilizer stacked around from a relative's farming venture, so I took some to school and used it.

Well, like the name implies, it is basket full of services. We are a recruitment consulting firm, office and home cleaning firm. We have what we call the home care for the elderly people in the privacy of their homes. We run errands. The home cleaning service was one of the things I did while I was in England. When I came back here, I decided to continue with that. It is a situation where people come and clean your homes, thereby saving you the headache of cleaning. You see loads of ladies at work complaining about their househelps. There are so many women who do not want househelps in their homes but they still want a clean home and they can‘t afford the time to clean it. But they can afford to have somebody come to clean it.

smart woman.

JJYOU:
very sad indeed.

u be mam arugbo abi? na una go those kind schools.

when i tell people we grew up in a better atmosphere than the anarchy we have now even in villages they think mobile phone and television is progress

which kind schools? And how old is the lady that someone has to be mam arugbo to remember such schools?

Not every school in Nigeria is of the type featured so frequently on Nairaland.

while I sympathize with those who had to attend broken down schools with no roof or windows, I cant curse others for not doing the same.

That would be like cursing Americans for being developed.

The most I can do is give some time and money towards renovating somewhere that's brought to my attention, but I cant change the past.

the result should show the bone structure of your chest and a faint outline of the breast tissue, I think.

What's the problem?

none ie no difference.

blacksta:
o.k sorry for the mis understanding. the original poster is not well - let him start by selling his family members

thanks for the heads up- and btw is there a particular reason why you seem to follow me around?

I have to ask oh because there are too many Jekyll and Hyde characters in this place. Today they're Tom and tomorrow they're Jerry. Sometimes they're both on the same day!

Its called multiple ids.

as for the OP- na one idiot wey wan mess with me one time. I didnt recognize his user name at first.

make una brush una teeth before talking abeg!

all these children of error

ifihearam, dont mind them jare.

never heard of broccoli in Nigeria but that's not to say its not there.

there are substitutes though.

You can also try planting your own maybe? I'm not sure what kind of climate it grows in however.

redsun:
What is the main source of honey supply in nigerai?I remember my father use get it as presents from some local seasoned farmers,used mainly for eating nigeria black pears which surprisingly is not in the wider world market.Those pears are delicious,tasty and nutritious,yet it is not i the world menu,giving the fascinations for fruits in the west

And why are african bees wild?unlike the docile western ones.

I heard its very difficult if not impossible to domesticate them.

I dont know where local honey is obtained from. I just saw it being hawked occasionally. Mainly needed for baby christenings but the one we used at home was store bought.

Nigeria was beautiful when I was growing up. I was born and bred in Surulere. Nigeria was a mini London. We had Leventis, UTC, Kingsway, Federal Palace Hotel to relax at the weekend, and you did not have to be rich to go to all these places. Everywhere was clean, not congested the way it is now. We had beautiful places to ride our bicycles. Life was fun. Those are some of the memories I have, which made me come back home. Nigeria was a beautiful place to live. So my growing up was happy, school was happy. You did not have to be rich. I went to a state school, for crying out loud, and in my school, we spoke perfect English. The kids in the so called private school then could not speak better English than us. In secondary school, we spoke good English. The English we spoke at that level, the university graduates today cannot speak it, and that actually breaks my heart. Then, we spoke Queen‘s English. But today, I don‘t know what is happening. I really feel sorry for the kids of today. My mum was a standard six holder, but when she speaks English, you better know what you are talking about. They were well groomed and they passed that on to us. I don‘t know why we are failing our children. They speak bad English, they dress badly, and do everything bad. And we grew up as principled people. Our parents were principled. We learnt culture and manners. The kids of today don‘t have all that. So my childhood was fantastic. I would not trade it for anything.

eeyah- this is a Nigeria many Nairalanders know nothing about.

Too sad.

blacksta:
I dont understand have i ever called u names - and i was only say hello.

na wa o

oh, I thought you were jumping me like many of you are wont to do.

I didnt say you called me names- I said why do people like calling my name while ignoring crazed schizos.

blacksta:
'tpiah

wetin dey happen

now

can one of you people explain to me why someone will make a very useless comment showing schizophrenia, and you'll ignore him/her then start calling my name?

I sincerely do NOT find this funny!

Face the OP, not me!

Naijas get problem for real!!!!!!

that's why one of you is already calling for a return of the slave trade.

No sense of direction!

salsera:
yeah i remember that yoruba statement

i had to rewind to make sure i heard it properly,
he was supposed to be a 'chief' from east africa yet he spoke yoruba

at least he could have put some effort inot pronouncing the line well
hissss

maybe he doesnt speak Yoruba well?

I didnt even know he spoke it at all.

no idea.











actually, they met while my dad was an important naval officer with a vital secret entrusted to him. The secret that could make or break Nigeria the whole world.



My mum was his co-agent but they didnt know they were both working for the same secret service boss double oh eleven. They had a lot of high-tech gadgets too.

My mum's nintendo broke down and my dad happened to be passing by at the time and offered to help her fix it.

Their eyes met and before I could say Naija they fell in love.

true story.

finemocha:
i say as an MC u should have the skills to talk ur way out of that wahala. Just take the clothes and pay ur younger siblings to do it.

good compromise.

Also pay them not to tell.


Many African/Nigerian fathers wont stand for open disrespect. You'd be playing with an ass whooping. At the very least, if you're still depending on your dad for school fees, allowances and the like, then its in your best interest to be diplomatic.

let bygones be bygones.

wetin concern you with his matter.

.

after they sell your mama, then you can come and sell me.

Bishopking:
Black Regarded As Perpetul Infererior Race

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=268576.msg3818178#msg3818178

e dey pain you?

They must have met you and drawn conclusions based on their interaction with your sorry ass!

Isnt it these same Nigerians who are posting photos of the Rwanda massacre and claiming they're Nigerian?

Some of our people have no shame and can stoop to any level no matter how disgusting.

Sorry state of affairs!!

Say Anything is one of the most emotionally disturbing movies I've ever watched.

at least that I can remember right now.

Titanic comes a close second. Loved the tension.

Runaway Bride is of course one of my favorite movies on rainy days. The sight of Richard Gere running after that DHL van is so heart breaking.

A Beautiful Mind was also noteworthy.



_{Not sure if I've watched The Champ- it sounds familiar.}