₦airaland Forum

cogitoErgo: More chacoal less forest, harmattan dust still blowing strong till the end of March, NIMET says everything is normal, I think they are wrong! when there comes less rain and less food then we will run to churches and mosques to ask God for, mercy without even evaluating our actions on the environment. This is Africa, ilogical land!

GOD bless ur mother! Cant be put any better. Except maybe they are using d mineral coal.

kemcin: If I love u,I can go extra mile,I don't see anytin wrong with dat....
This is normal to westerners .

Normal to westerners! U watch too many western movies and believe their "make believes". In reality kissing/pecking is done usually when hubby or bobo is off to work, by that time dm don brush!!!

OBJ failed because d entire IPP stuff in his time was a huge fraud. It was money for his 3rd term thots.

Obasanjo's presence was not a waste of time and money. It was good he went there. I remember Obasanjo saying he told Pa Wade to beware of sycophants asking him to stay on. He also told him to take a good look at d protests and protesters, then choose what legacy he will want to leave behind. Now, when AU sends an old man to another old man, grey hairs will recognise one another and behave.
Wade could hv as well ignored d counselling and damn d consequences for his selfish interest, but he did not. Kudos to him!

OP: Sorry o! Is there a filling station in Life Camp? Maybe its outskirts. However, the FCT minister, senior Cappa d' Alberto, Julius Berger staff, middle cadre police officer, etc stay in ds precinct.
A tanker exploded on d Kubwa express about two days ago (no reported casualty) and d tanker's carcass is still there causing traffic. It was not in Life Camp!

pro01: Lol. Thanks jare, Lepa toh badt. I have a hard time dealing with hypocritical opinions even in real life. . .let alone on an online and anonymous forum. It's incredible how hypocrisy has seeped into many people's DNA.

@ Topic

The issue of "stranger" seems the catch here. . .which is very ridiculous. Strangers become friends, friends become lovers, and lovers become spouses. . .this happens ALL the time. Our parents were once strangers to each other. If they were so so cautious and fearful of strangers, they'd probably never have met - let alone marry. So whats the big deal? You'd be shocked to know how many married couples met through this 'offering free ride' of a thing. The truth is that, in this life, discretion plays a major role in everything. If you see a cool looking, charming dude that offers you a ride, chances are that he is indeed harmless and likes you (amorously or otherwise). If your spirit or heart accepts him, go for it! You can never be too careful with these things. Just use your discretion, follow your heart, and leave the rest to providence.

I've had my own fair share of girls that I offered lifts to, and it ended in. . .. . . . . . . .(never mind). . .thats's life. But then, looks are often what they are. If the guy looks threatening or somewhat fishy, do not accept his offer. If he looks cool to you, then it's (probably) purely a matter of attraction and fun. Forget danger. Life is quite short, and death is extremely banal; it's a regular thing. . .it will come when it's your time, regardless of precaution. Just follow your intuition!

In addition and this is very important. If u hv that "small voice" that talks to u. Pls do not ignore it cos d guy is " so cool". Good luck!

@Funkymallam: well done!

haka_nai: With all this coming out,I think there is more to it.Why setup Ndume or why will the director SSS/VP keep mute all this while if truly they know that his interaction has being under the mandate of the committee set up to find a solution to the BH problem.After asking myself all that questions i have reached a conclusion is PDP that is simply evil to this nation.They an only them ruin what is NIgeria or Nigerian!!!

U sure are an interesting fellow. U asked urself "questions" and u made ur own "conclusions".
Talk of sole prosecutor and judge? Here u are!

[quote author=naijasexy]I do not really have a "best" food combination per se but the one I eat everyday is cereal (specificaly Kellogs all bran) and almonds with cold milk and a pinch of sugar. The almonds are soooo good I can eat a whole bag at a sitting.
Aje "Planta".

Callotti: The 'cleverest' fox in the so-called Bible has got to be the HOLY SPIRIT.
How he was able to metamorphose into a PEHNIS to phock another man's wife. . .has never been duplicated in history, politics or religion. Do you know poor Mary did not even know when she got phocked?

My vote goes to the HOLY SPIRIT. . .truly divinely inspired to 'PHOCK' and commit adultery and fornication in one sitting.
Poor Joseph had to play along.

Mu che che che che che che

Solo my brother, step aside! THE HOLY SPIRIT IS THE WISEST MOFO IN THE HISTORY OF GOD'S DIVINELY-INSPIRED!!!

May The GOOD LORD GOD have mercy on ur soul. May u live to repent of ur saddistic thoughts and words to proclaim The WORD.

diluminati: what do you think?

Na for ds kain topic dm de see u!

Mmuo Okija: Nna udo!!

Ije te aka, mana anyi na nwa.

gi nwa kwanu?!

Anum ofunma! Ka'a na enetu Chikere anyi.

They shld hv requested for ds report while he was a commissioner in Lagos. I noticed d traits then.
Frankly our elective office holders shld all be truly examined by a compitent pschy-hosp before being allowed to contest elections. D immediate past governor of Enugu and d beared ex-gov of Zamfara were obvious kolo cases and also my former governor (t)hief "Germs" Ibori.
@Okija_juju: nwanna ke ije ghi?

D judge's ruling will tell it all. After all a Nigerian judge told us Ibori was innocent.

D judge's ruling will say it all. After all a Nigerian judge told us Ibori's name was "INNOCENT".

There are no senators from Anambra State. We thot Ngige would be vibrant but he's just sitting in d chambers like one of those senators from Yobe, Kebbi, Borno etc doing nothing but collecting salaries.

So if ur older brother who trained u to be successful in life ends up in d bad books of d law, u will stop associating with him baa? Good luck to u all hater o!

He's not a sadist, he only jealous cos his tribes man (ijaw) was removed.

Okene mean d place of antelopes or a place where antelopes are hunted.

RIP! Harry Mosco. Gathered he was d only Nigerian country artiste.

Sorry for the late reply (work matters). Dont know about Maiduguri. Will reseach on it.

Its been quite "edu-formative". Ds has been d best post so far. Thanks OP!
:Noticed no one from Borno has come to correct d meaning a chap gave of it (boko haram). I'll therefore attempt.
Borno is from d old Kanem Borno empire ruled by a very flambouyant but courageous king Mansa Musa who was known for his dressing, especially his pants (trousers) that were large and over flowing. This was before Utman Danfodio came with his wahala!

NRI PRIEST: Asi ka isili! I will advice you to go to your true elders and ask them what "Igbuzor","Ibussa","Ibuzor" means because most Igbos here know what it means.

Oye isi kedu? Asi rum asi! Ife nma kam kwuru!
Pls if u know a more correct meaning pls, i'll appreciate. Ka Chineke gozie ayin!

IBUSA in Oshimili North of Delta means: Ibu uzor:- You're d first to inhabit. But legend has it that the name was and spelt IGBOZOR: meaning Igbo road/way. Some say it was IGBO BI NA UZOR. Nawa! We dont know again so we hv left it like that as IBUSA.

They are not "gun-running" anything. As far as i m concerned all Christians in the north SHOULD PROTECT themselves, and i believe that's what they are doing. That's all!
@Mai-suya: all ur suya will hv to be subjected to forensic test to ascertain d genuineness of d meat cos of d people killed in Kano, Borno, Yobe, Adamawa, Bauchi, Niger etc.

@Logic Mind: GOD bless thee! As i was reading thru d ludicrous/ridiculous stories before i could reply. I saw urs had hit d nail. Thanx bro!

There was a certain man (Oyewole) who prophesied sometime ago that d name of d 1979 election winner was in the Holy Bible. Now d two contestants with Christian names were Awolowo (Jeremiah) and Azikiwe (Benjamin). After d election Shagari (Aliyu) was declared winner. D very popular prophet came out to say he was right and that Shagari was also in d Bible, they asked where in d Bible d name could be found. He referred dm to one old testament name "Shamgar". Nawa! E don tey wey wayo de prophecy. I aint saying TBJ is fake but prophecies should be specific and told to the people directly (pls ref: The Holy Bible prophecies).