gbenga007: How I wish I can post her faceless picture. She sure ain't looking like a mother. Thanks for the wonderful advice yall.

blogger1.0:
@op, let me share a true life story with you.
There was this devoted catholic lady. She was a virgin just like you for many years and she was well known for that as her parents used to brag about it to everyone both in the church and beyond. One day, it happened that this young lady was found dead in her bedroom, naked.
What happened? We were told that this lady had died of electrocution. Believe it or not she was electrocuted by the massive electric vibrator she had bought for herself which she uses to masturbate. Strange right?
Well, take this from me, the reason for this was due to the fact that all those hormones which she had been 'suppressing' within herself for all those years that she was still a virgin had simply been building up to incredible heights, which would torment her in the future. Which eventually did. But for the fear of what her parents, church members and other people would say if they heard that she was roaming around campus with men and coupled with the fact that her fiance was only going to come and marry her when she had finished her university education, she had the urge to get herself a Love Machine (which would later turn out to be her demise) because she was now no longer able to control or curb her urge for sex any longer. She just had to hit it and she had to hit it 'hard'. Probably the pleasure she was deriving from using that vibrator on herself was not like anything she had ever imagined, and then she just wanted more so she probably increased the vibration of the vibrator to dangerous levels that obviously led to her death. True right?
My advice for you? See, i didnt go through the stress of using my alphanumeric keypaded phone to write all these just to discourage you, all i want is for you to know your strengths and weaknesses and stay within your limits. Dont just because of what people would say push yourself to lenghts which would exceed your natural limits or boundaries. Because when you are suffering the consequences, they would only be there to tell your story.
Remember, this story is as real as it comes; it actually happened a few years back, bareley 8yrs ago to be precise. So pls choose wisely my dear and may God guide you
Thanks.

Ideasroole: Dastardly and inhumane acts like this one too many, I think, should call to question the true existence of God and the genuineness of organised religion to humanity. However, may the souls of the departed rest in peace.

moneylover4: this picture of a naked woman related to this topic because it will help the male who lost their love ones to get hard and then, can perform in bed with their woman and daughter...am just helping thats all

ekwy nwa: good one
congratulations Joyce Banda
congratulations Malawians
congratulations Africa

we re getting there Liberia, now Malawi, next Nigeria!

vote Ekwynwa for president, 2015 here i come.

Dawdy: Audzu Billahi Mina shaytan-il Rajeem!

kelz88: I'm Catholic but I will eat meat on Friday if I see.

I don't think little stuff like that will make God like me any less. MChhewwwwwwwww!

gloatkenf: [b]He's a real prophet or man of God, aha! Whether you like it or naught. Let me ask you this one question; who are you to know if one man of God is real or not? Are you God? Okay, is it not stipulated in the holy book of xtians(BIBLE) that do not adjudge for judgement is of God, so, if you try and adjudicate a soul in the route of Heaven or otherwise, then, you're indirectly calling yourself God who made Heavens and earth and all that subdues it. Aye! I heard some dickheads or tomfooleries muttering a bunch of beautiful nonesense up there that, God no more speak to humans, that He aborted the communication betwixt, countless ages ago, who tell you that? Who or what confirm your so-called philosophy for you, permit me! God was yesterday, now and the morrow, what he did, he can do and can still do. Aha! You must be "Ajeri" or "Jehovah witness" those that came to my door step prowly and rambled into my good and godly pinnae that Christ Jesus aint coming anymore or won't come again. That's just one out of manifold or legions. You know what? I call you people 'funny stuffs' and 'sinful heads' that need to penitently repent afore it's too late. So, let's not judge any, dump judgement in the hands of Heaven, let he that deceives continue his deceits and bedevilous ethics and tolerate he that speaks truism always to continue non-stop, believe me sincerely fellas, if you belief , 'whatever we sow, whether good or bad, tomorrow shall tell.' Zero alcove for you to hide on that mighty day of questions and adjudications let alone a masonry.[/b]

snthesis: am i missing sumtin?
y is the transport coy rep so sure that the girls weren't raped, did he organise the raid

kokoA: This is the beauty of democray. . You can say whatever you want. Oya, oga Lai Mohamed over to you.. lol. I can't waith to hear ACN's reply . I bet Obj will get the biggest hit!

kokoA: This is the beauty of democray. . You can say whatever you want. Oya, oga Lai Mohamed over to you.. lol. I can't waith to hear ACN's reply . I bet Obj will get the biggest hit!

folahann: Accussing someone of celebrating his 60th, how does that provide constant power supply, will it solve the fuel issue. Ok he's 70, show us his birth cert since that will solve the corruption problem at the oil sector

ifihearam: So what's the president's offence na?

cugresources: I do not need a follower my friend! but people must stop preaching marriage as if its a life success like most churches do paint it to be. u will get your husband this year, amen! this and that! some churches even go as far as preaching miracle marriage...encouraging Nigerian ladies to continue on their male-dependent attitudes. must a girl or guy marry in life to fulfil his or her mission here on earth? the problem Nigeria has now is bad and corrupt leadership which is killing every other thing in this country and not miracle marriage. why can't them preach and install a miracle president and governors to change things in Nigeria? Nigerians must learn not to make marriage a paramount issue! else our ladies will keep feeling insecure and being so dependent!

Whymee: If only the following definitions are clearer to all, we shall separate the wheat from the shaft.

Christianity is the religion, Christian is anybody who practice Christianity, including the pastor, if he fails to follow all laid down rules of Christianity to live in peace and harmony with other members of the society, irrespective of their faith and religion, then he is a bad Christian, and belong to the christianic satanic sect (militant, kidnappers, ritualist, fraudster, assassin, armed robber, etc)

Islam is a religion, and Muslim is anyone who practice Islam, including Imam, if he fails to follow all laid down rules of Islam to live in peace and harmony with other members of the society irrespective of their faith and religion, then he is a bad Muslim, and belong to the Islamic satanic sect, ( boko haram, suicide bumber, kidnapper, ritualist, fraudster, assassin, arm robber etc.

If a member of any of the above religion is now indicted, the religion should not be blame for this action.

If Christians can take note of these, we shall all live in peace and harmony, and collectively we shall flush out the bad elements in the system.

2buff: guns don't kill people, people kill people

Same rules apply