₦airaland Forum

Agbaya big for nothing Emir. Old fool crying like a child whose favourite toy has been confiscated.

Your knowledge of cages and zoos is impressive. It's almost as if you have a history of living inside a cage and behind bars.

CilicMarin:
This man is talking in the rubbish! Kanu is safely caged in our zoo like the wild animal he is..

So if I say something like: Adenigga is a born fool, how would you respond? I'm curious to know.

adenigga:
Hmmnnn!

You are right........

Last time I checked, honesty wasn't a criminal offence on nairaland Why don't you cry to Pantami?

Simplyleo:
mynd44 lalasticlala

Should I get you a bigger platform? Nigerians are missing out on a special brand of simple minded stupidity which only those of us on nairaland get to laugh at.

Simplyleo:
And ipob pigs burning 2 of his trucks were thinking Dangote will get poor.

Very hateful elements.

Nobody wants to hear a response from a simple dimwit. Usually we just want to have fun at the expense of Nairaland's most unintelligent personalities.

Simplyleo:
Lmao.

You know, the more he tries to get me respond to him, the harder I laugh. He most likely got pained and broke the rule.

I knew he will get there.

Well done brother.

There are better ways of manifesting your stupidity.

adenigga:
But what happened to the efficacy of Africa voodoo ( charms/juju ) always claimed by Igbaofo, sorry Igboho?

I thought those guys supposed to have been disappeared by now!

If it is to destroy someone or delay somebody's destiny, it will work.

To hell with them all!!!.......

How Department Of State Operatives Dehumanise Only Female Among 13 Detained Igboho’s Aides

The Department of State Services operatives have continued to dehumanise the female among 13 arrested aides of Yoruba activist, Sunday Adeyemo, otherwise known as Sunday Igboho, refusing to allow her to change her underwear.

SaharaReporters learnt that since July 2 when they were rounded up and taken to the DSS facility in Abuja, the operatives had refused to allow the woman, Amoda Babatunde, also known as Lady K, have access to new clothes.
The operatives rather insist she washes the clothes on her, dries and wears them.

Sources at the DSS detention camp added that the operatives watch as Lady K is forced to strip herself; wash her clothes and dry them outside while she waits while being naked till they dry.

The DSS on July 1 raided Igboho’s residence in Ibadan, Oyo State, arrested 13 of his aides and killed two others.

Those arrested at Igboho’s residence alongside her include Abdulateef Ofeyagbe, Tajudeen Erinoyen, Diakola Ademola, Abideen Shittu, Jamiu Noah, Ayobami Donald, Adelabe Usman, Oluwapelumi Kunle, Raji Kazeem, Taiwo Opeyemi, and Bamidele Sunday.

“They have denied the lady in their midst change of clothes. They make her wash her clothes and wait for them to be dry before wearing them again. They refused to allow their lawyers to give them clothes, especially undergarments.

“She is being treated in a dehumanising manner. She will have to go naked, wash her clothes, wait for them to dry before putting them back on in front of male guards,” the source lamented.

The DSS threw professionalism to the mud when its team of security operatives stormed Igboho’s residence in Ibadan and arrested the 13 persons.

Parading the suspects at the national headquarters of the secret police, the DSS spokesman, Peter Afunaya, said the security team was engaged in a gun duel by nine men suspected to be Igboho’s guards.

SaharaReporters had reported that no fewer than 19 traditional rulers in the South-West region later called for the immediate release of the aides of the Yoruba activist.

The monarchs, under the aegis of Forum of the Yoruba Obas, also demanded compensation for the families of those killed during the raid.

The traditional rulers in a statement titled, ‘The Position of the Forum of Yoruba Obas on the Recent Invasion of Sunday Adeyemo’s house by the operatives of the DSS and the State of the Nation,’ described the invasion of Igboho’s home and killing of his aides as an infringement of their fundamental human rights.

The statement was signed by the President of the forum and Molokun of Atijere Kingdom, Ondo State, Oba Samuel Adeoye (Edema I); its General Secretary, Dr Abdulrasaq Abioye, Olukotun of Ikotun Ile, Kwara State; and 17 others.

The monarchs had said, “We strongly condemn in its entirety the invasion and the gruesome murder of the people at Sunday Igboho’s house on July 1, 2021.

“We believe the killing by the officers of the DSS is unwarranted and unjustifiable, a violent breach of the fundamental right of those who were killed by the overzealous officers in Sunday Adeyemo’s house. We hereby call for the immediate release of those arrested at his residence. We demand that there must be adequate compensation for the family of those people who were murdered during the operation.”

[url]http://saharareporters.com/2021/07/12/how-department-state-operatives-dehumanise-only-female-among-13-detained-igboho%E2%80%99s-aides[/url]

They will learn how to swim across the Sahara Desert.

The supplementary list of successful candidates recently released by the Nigerian Navy has only northerners, SaharaReporters has gathered.

Successful candidates on the list were drawn from core Northern states with only a few from North Central (Kogi and Niger states).

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An official of the Service, who spoke with SaharaReporters said such a thing had never happened in the history of the service.

He noted that the Nigerian Navy had always ensured equal representation of all the regions in all its lists, both primary and supplementary, querying why the latest one had not accommodated all the regions.

He said, “Normally, after recruitment, they release a list and those people on that list will go for training, they divide the list into two, Batch A and B.

“They released a supplementary list recently and this has never happened before that all the names on that list will be from the North, 44 candidates. They are not just from the North but mainly from the core North.

“In the normal recruitment list, every state is usually given equal number but I don't know why this is different. This supplementary list Batch A has resumed, Batch B will resume in January. These are the few people that will join those that are already there. As far as it is supplementary, every zone and state should be included.

"The former ones they did, all states were included in equal numbers except the Federal Capital Territory (FCT); the FCT is the only one that usually gets lesser slots because most of those using FCT to apply are not from there.

“My question is, why is this supplementary list representing only the North. It should represent all parts, not just a particular region.”

Mynd44, Lalasticlala

http://saharareporters.com/2021/07/12/revealed-all-44-candidates-nigerian-navy-supplementary-list-under-buhari-government-are

Bottom line: Your Aso Rock slavemaster is a fool who can't handle the economy.

thebosstrevor1:
The professor is talking nonsense, saying things like inefficient power supply, naira depreciation and increased cost of production that is why no body is investing , the same nonsense he has been telling his students since 1989.

the Director-General of the Abuja Chamber of Commerce and Industry, Dr Chijioke Ekechukwu, made some very good point than the professor.

The main issue why nvestors are not investing is mainly security and not naira depreciation, naira depreciation makes foreign investors buy assets for very cheap. Cosy of labour is very cheap in Nigeria, compared to other places and big companies do economics of scale to recoup all their investments.

Once upon a time, old man FORWARDEVERLY and his sweet sixteen wife number 7 were expecting the birth of their first child after 20 years of marriage.

However Mrs FORWARDEVERLY was experiencing severe pains and the doctor was worried about the chances of her successful delivery so he spoke to old man FORWARDEVERLY:

Doctor: Sir, your wife's condition is serious and the only way it can be stabilized is if you agree that we should transfer some of her pain to you as the father of the child. Will you accept this solution?

Old man FORWARDEVERLY: Yes, I will do anything to minimize my wife's pain

So the doctor warns Old man FORWARDEVERLY that the process will be painful for him, but Old man FORWARDEVERLY reassures the doctor that he is a strong man and he can endure the pain.

So the doctor transfers 10% of pain to Old man FORWARDEVERLY, then asks him: "How are you feeling?"

Old man FORWARDEVERLY replies: "I don't feel any pain whatsoever"

The doctor was pleased and said: "Since you can carry 10% pain, let us try and increase it to 25%"

Surprisingly, Old man FORWARDEVERLY was able to endure the 25% pain and the doctor was impressed.

"Wow, very few men can take 25% pain as calmly as you are doing right now. You are really a strong man."

Old man FORWARDEVERLY smiled with pride. The doctor now asked him: "Would you mind if we increase the pain level to 50%?" and he answered: "No problem"

So the doctor increased the pain transfer to 50%, but still Old man FORWARDEVERLY was cool and calm and he wasn't feeling it.

By this time, the doctor was excited! "Nobody has been able to endure 50% pain without fainting! You are a real superman!"

The proud FORWARDEVERLY now became boastful: "Even 100% is nothing for me!"

The doctor tried to beg him to change his mind, that nobody has ever survived 100%, but the ignorant FORWARDEVERLY insisted on 100% and even said he will beat up the doctor if he refused. So the doctor reluctantly and nervously increased the pain level to 100% and quietly told the nurses to prepare a death certificate.

However a miracle happened because not only was FORWARDEVERLY still alive, he was actually chilling with a tumbler of kaikai!

The doctor and all the hospital staff were screaming with excitement and giving praises to God.

"Mr," said the doctor to FORWARDEVERLY, "what you have done today is nothing short of a miracle. No man in history has ever survived 100% pain transfer because it is an automatic death sentence! Your new born son is very fortunate to have a father like you!"

The following morning, a proud Old man FORWARDEVERLY and his wife went home after the delivery of their bouncing baby boy.

Upon driving home, they noticed that no matter how many times they horned, their gateman, Abdul, would not come to open the gate. Eventually, their anger over Abdul's behaviour changed to worry, so they summoned a few neighbors and broke down the gate, only to find Abdul lying stone dead on the ground....

Many of the comments look like they're coming from Pakistanis. Those ones are even more racist than the whites.

Talknochip:
disgusting racists

why did the coaching crew not persuade the experienced players in the Team to take the shots?

did they set this guys up?
to take the fall ??

The Senator representing Osun West Senatorial District in the Ninth National Assembly, Adelere Oriolowo, has unveiled a community base station in the Ago Owu Farm Settlement in Osun State as a constituency project.

SaharaReporters learnt that the project was unveiled on Friday.

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“God the Source of our communication; Commissioning of Airtel Mast at the Ago Owu Farm Settlement; facilitated by Senator Adelere Adeyemi Oriolowo, July 9; APC fulfilling promises,” the banner reads.

Airtel, the mobile telecommunication company had yet to react to Oriolowo’s opening of its mast as a community project.

In January 2020, the same Senator had promised to use the rest of his life to serve his senatorial district and the humanity at large.

Oriolowo had disclosed this while receiving an award from the Rotary Club of Akobo-Ibadan.

“This award is an incentive for me to do more for society and I am so excited to receive this award. I’m assuring people in my constituency that I will use the rest of my life to serve humanity.

“The principles and ideals of the Rotary Club tally with my ideals too. I’m a strong believer of the balanced development of knowledge, energy and integrity. I know for you to be a good Rotarian and man of character, you must excel in ideals of the Club.

“Knowledge without integrity is nothing, integrity without knowledge and energy to carry it is also nothing,” the senator, Oriolowo, had said.

http://saharareporters.com/2021/07/11/all-progressives-congress-party-senator-commissions-airtel-mast-osun-community-project


Mynd44 Lalasticlala

COVID-19 Isolation Centres Filling Up Again, Cases Rising—Lagos Governor Raises Alarm

The Governor of Lagos State, Babajide Sanwo-Olu, has said the isolation centres in the state earmarked for the COVID-19 treatment are getting occupied again.

Sanwo-Olu, during a media briefing on Sunday, expressed concern over the increasing number of cases in the state and hinted that there is a potential third wave in Lagos.

According to him, the isolation centres have recorded a five per cent increase in occupancy in two weeks.

“From the beginning of July, we started to experience a steep increase in the number of daily confirmed cases, with the test positivity rate going from 1.1% at the end of June 2021 to its current rate of 6.6% as at 8th of July 2021.

“The rapid increase within a week gives great cause for concern. Also, within the last two weeks, the occupancy rate at our two isolation centres increased from an average of one per cent to six per cent,” Sanwo-Olu said.

This comes barely two days after the Nigeria Centre for Disease Control (NCDC) said it had detected a confirmed case with the SARS-CoV-2 Delta variant, also known as lineage B.1.617.2.

[url]http://saharareporters.com/2021/07/11/covid-19-isolation-centres-filling-again-cases-rising%E2%80%94lagos-governor-raises-alarm[/url]

Mynd44 Lalasticlala

Key tracking equipment deployed by the police to go after kidnappers, bandits and terrorists has remained inactive since the beginning of the year amid raging violent crimes across the country.

Multiple reliable sources, according to PUNCH, attributed the downtime to non-subscription and failure to engage the relevant company to carry out system upgrade, among other challenges.

At least 2, 943 people in Nigeria have been abducted across the country in the last six months since the critical tracking technology was down.

Experts have noted that the use of mobile devices by kidnappers to negotiate ransoms makes it possible for law enforcement agencies to determine the movements of the cell phone owners.

Even if users have their location services, cellular data and Wi-Fi disabled, tracking system enables law enforcement agencies to have access to the technology that can determine the location of a mobile device at a specified time.

Senior police officers, including two commissioners of police who spoke to one of our correspondents on condition of anonymity, said the platforms used in tracking phones had been bad since January.

They said in certain cases that were of national interest, the police had to rely on the Office of the National Security Adviser in tracking bandits.

A Commissioner of Police, who spoke to one of our correspondents on the condition of anonymity, said the equipment was handed over to the police by the Nigerian government a few years ago during the tenure of Inspector-General of Police (IGP) Solomon Arase and was installed by a Nigerian company.

“The equipment was given to us by President Buhari. The thing has not been working because those who are supposed to ensure that it runs well have not played their part.

“They claim that they are being owed money for the subscription,” he said.

When asked to explain how the subscription works, the CP said the police had not paid the fees since 2015 and the police had had to rely on the DSS.

He added, “From what I gathered, subscription fees are meant to be paid yearly but you won’t believe that the police have not paid since 2015. Initially, the company gave us a grace period but they have now cut off the police completely. We now rely solely on DSS and NSA office. It’s a terrible situation and it has worsened the insecurity in the country. The Police Trust Fund promised to help but we have not seen any action yet.”

Another police commissioner confirmed the development but said efforts were being made to restore the equipment.

The police commissioner added that the platform was undergoing a system upgrade which would soon be completed.

He added, “You know this thing is technology just like computer so we do upgrades from time to time. A lot of people on the field don’t even understand how it works. It is undergoing an upgrade because you have new features coming in from time to time. There are new technologies that you have to update to enhance their capacity.

“We have some new equipment which we need to adjust so they can link together. Some are still working. It is not as if all components are shut. That is what is happening.”

[url]https://saharareporters.com/2021/07/11/nigeria-police%E2%80%99s-equipment-tracking-bandits-criminals-not-working-january[/url]

Mynd44 Lalasticlala

Why not leave it for the ladies? You invited the insult on yourself.

Infolenka:
I have threads celebrating busty and bootylicious women, but I open one thread celebrating an obviously sexy guy and now I'm gay? Clowns.

Exactly. He's an Igbo man. Nigeria is an artificial construct so in actual fact, there really isn't any such thing as a Nigerian spirit or Nigerian culture.

shopnimini:
OP, what exactly is Nigerian about that guy?

Why is it my fault that Mama Onochie cannot close her ugly, wrinkled, shapeless thighs?
I have not forgotten about you, NL Onukwu. Have you eaten today or was Mama Onochie the veteran Puna vendor too busy to cook for her family?

FORWARDEVERLY:

Bit your "Moda" was knacked by a village masquerade in the community council hall..
Hence your advent into the world



Cry me a River, Wailer..

Men of the Counter Terrorism Unit of the Nigeria Police Force deployed to Katsina State to curb banditry in the state have taken to the streets of Kadawa village protesting non-payment of seven months allowances and promotion.

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SaharaReporters gathered that the police officers also blocked a major road linking a popular market in the community.

The protest, according to some of the police officers, was held because of their seven months unpaid allowances.

The aggrieved officers insisted that their allowances should be paid with immediate effect or they would continue to disrupt socio-economic activities in the community and state at large.

They lamented that since January 2021, when they were deployed to the state on special operation, they had not been given their allowances.

A police inspector told SaharaReporters that the development has dampened the morale of the affected personnel.

He said many of them had to go through inhuman treatment, sleepiing on the corridor of offices on returning from duty at night.

The officer said, “They brought us to this village about 7 months ago, yet no single allowance. How do you expect us to stop collecting bribe? The government said they sent us here to fight bandits, is this how we are going to do that?

“Aside from unpaid allowances and non-promotion, what about the non-challant attitude of police authorities to our welfare?”

http://saharareporters.com/2021/07/09/policemen-deployed-fight-bandits-katsina-protest-seven-months-unpaid-allowances

Lalasticlala Mynd44

During your headslamming sessions. You bow down to the Black Stone of Mecca five times a day. Don't deny it.

Rashduct4luv:
Where did you see me bow down to black stone 5 times every day?

I can feel this bastard running away like the born product of illegitimate sex that he is!

Cheap, weak and feeble minded Onukwu son of Onochie, the part time village drunkard and full time village okada!

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FORWARDEVERLY:
...


Another endless Wailing from an IPOB minion..
I enjoyed the Rants thou. ..
Ara gbabuo gi nwa enwe..
Nkapi..
Oya Wail more..

Finally we have something we can agree upon!

Nobody in my lineage, both male and female can disgrace themselves to the disgusting level of your borehole vagina, shameless street slut mother called Lauretta Onochie, a.k.a the Village Okada wey every A-boki don ride tire!!!

Have you ever considered going for a paternity (DNA) test? It is very advisable for your type.

FORWARDEVERLY:

Nobody in your lineage and upcoming generation can reach the level of Lauretta, both male and female..

Otu Nne GI na eshi ishi...
Nne GI bu Otu Nkapi..

Continue Wailing...
Jobless folks does it better .. so bring in more rants and Wailings..

Nne gi bu nkíta ausa

Two can play this game! Unlike the kinds of "games" your mother Lauretta Onochie used to play with her A-boki "customers" on that smelly and stained matress in your living room, while your "father" counted the 10 kobo coins that the customers gave to him!

FORWARDEVERLY:

Poverty has really dealt with your Flat head..
I can feel the tone of your voice here.. your anger, pain and frustration too..
Nne GI bu Onye Ara...
Onwu ga egbu Nne GI today..
Feel free to wail..

I am responsible for my own life, not Bubu. I make my own money, pay my own bills and I am not indebted to anyone.

Bubu can continue destroying this country (like your mother's repeated abortions and sexually transmitted infections have destroyed her life) but my own life will remain untainted by his stupidity. Shebi his people are already eating grass because of him? You and your family will soon join them!


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FORWARDEVERLY:

Whoever hurt you Kid, Really damaged you..
I can't stop you from Wailing..
So continue..
Moreover, have you blamed BUBU for your travails today?? Or is it not yet time..??

So why do you bow down to a Black Stone 5 times every day?

Rashduct4luv:
Keep mute! Who told you the devil is meant to be stoned to death? Shaytan has no power to kill anyone. Didn't your Bible claim Satan tempted your Jesus? Was Jesus able to kill him? No!

So keep Mute here as you are truly the master called Lucifer aka Devil.

See as the thing pain am!

AntiChristian:
The person above me is an agent of Shaytan in human form. May all Shaytan in human form know no peace.

Alhamdulillah, Hajj is a pillar of Islam unlike those JP tourist.

May Allah grant us acceptable Hajj in the coming years!

I actually published all this last year.

I don't identify as a Nigerian, but you do! So the Aso Rock illiterate is actually your leader, not mine

You are the one collecting 30k a month to open your stinking, halitosis mouth in defence of your FullAnus slave masters in A-boki land.

I honestly don't know which is greater between your lack of principles and your lack of intelligence.

Yes, I'm a young graduate. But I am far better off than a useless frustrated agadi nwoke with grey beard whose opportunity to make it in life is far behind him.

FORWARDEVERLY:

Oh my Bad. Have had a lot on my hands lately.. cared less of the typo of my words..
Moreover I ain't writing an essay or a job application letter..
Cos I can see from your vituperation and frustration, that you are definitely an unemployed graduate, hence your incessant Wailings on this platform..
Do get busy kid..

And hey.. A primary school certificate holder is your president and lording it over you..
Let that sink into your myopic skull..
Oya continue Wailing..

Look at the way the fool is copying my style
Who started the name calling of family members? Was it not you? Why are you wailing now just because you think I destroyed your mama's reputation with a few choice words? Don't you know your Mama Lauretta Onochie destroyed her own reputation by spreading her cellulite covered greasy and oily laps for every Muhammad, Shehu and Mustapha?

FORWARDEVERLY:

When IPOB Wailings can't win logically and objectively, they resort to name calling and petty insults just like your leader that was caught like a hood rat..

Well your "MODA" na OLOSHO for under bridge for Ojota.. those touts can help you verify that info there..

Oh well, Cry me a River.
I am enjoying your Wailings..

Isn't it true that your mother Loretta Onochie is known as the Village Okada because of the uncountable number of times A-bokis ride her every day?

FORWARDEVERLY:

I heard it is an every day occurrence for your "Moda"..
Otu Ewu..