₦airaland Forum

Englishisamust:
So where huspuppi wey smart dey? Abii dem just born you today nii?

CodeTemplar:
Lol. . . conned grandma into thinking they were Grammy award winners. Nigerians and destructive creativity are like rice n beans.

ojiamu:
Chai! Some people dey enjoy for this life. So na person prick dey bleep this one?

Denique:
Her father –in fact the whole family is Catholic. They were all brought up in the faith. She's got the fame, money, connection, name it...she just wants to work! Not everyone will be a Kendall nor a Gigi Hadid.

Willow Smith is killing it in her own right without going bare. She too will.

osuofia2:
How much was I paying for fuel when it was trading at 137 dollars a barrel under Goodluck Jonathan? But now that my favourite stupid, illiterate brain dead cow in Aso Rock wants to hike the price because it is now trading at 60 dollars a barrel, I am hailing him like someone born without an IQ abi? It shall never be well with me Osuofia2 and my family because we have no value.

osuofia2:
NIGERIANS COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BABA BUHARI JUST WANT TO MAKE NIGERIA BETTER. SO THAT THE NIGERIAN PETROLEUM INDUSTRY WILL BE CORRUPTION FREE. NO MORE FREE MONEY FOR LOOTERS IN THE NAME OF SUBSIDY
WE LOVE YOU BABA BUHARI,

lkillbrokehoes:
She's not only bad but a terrible and jobless liar!

lkillbrokehoes:
Not the broke zzor and her likes, if she's still single go for her, she will make a good wife unlike the jobless waste I mentioned earlier.

illicit:
The guys spend on them....


I saw my student in jss 1 gave his pen to a girl during exam....

the girl kept writing, he didn't write anything, he was now looking and smiling sheepishly....

4ckTOT0:
to my fellow guys that love fucking peoples wives and gfs, this is a new trick that works.
after nearly gotten caught by someone husband, i had to come up with a new method to Bleep these milfs.
what i do now is, i dont get close to the wife, i get close to the husband, give him cash, buy him beer etc, and do my best to stay off the wife as much as possibl. this way he is never going to believe or suspect anything.
i have already bleeped 2 wives with this format. this latest one is a lady that sells me my car oil, generator oil, gear oil etc. this lady has a succulent body and big yansh and i vowed that i was going to oil it. so for 2 weeks, i noticed she didnt open. i needed to oil my power steering badly because it was getting hard. as she no dey na, i didnt bother. i waited for like 4 days before she didnt open before i bought it somewhere else.
finally after close to too weeks, she resumed.
i asked her why she absent for days and she said her mother inlaw was sick.
na so i symphatize with am then at the end asked her about what we discuses. she was like she wants it too but scared of her husband. i told her i will handle her husband. that she should tell me when he will be here. few days later, she told me her husband will be coming around 2pm. na so i drive pass there like 5 times and he no dey , finally i saw him sitting outside. na so i park go greet am and told him that i heard his mom is sick, told him sorry o etc etc, when i was about to leave, i give him 5k to add for his mother treatment. omo na small remain for this manchi to lick my shoes. he didnt expect it. well after this, he got so free with me.
there was a time i was passing and he asked if i am driving their way, me wey dey hardly pass there said yes. to my surprise he asked his wife to enter ma go drop am say he dey come later. u need to see how happy i was. omo na so i begin my scooping again o. long story short, she will be getting pipped this weekend.
i will be updating you on more wives i Bleep using this format. grin
try it at your own risk

Hadley02:
This is bad.


Check my profile for James Hadley Chase Novels

mhmsadyq:
Kikikikikikiki

wetin dis one dey talk, ntori Olohun!

He thinks he is dealing with beer parlour Muslims.

Nonsense!

Zookeeper:
Positive!

Arewa1stSon:
It's a pity the government can't protect these innocent villagers!

If say Buhari get sense... Na to declare state of emergency in Zamfara villages.

The Governor of zamfara state is using those bandits for illegal mining... And will continue to shield them!

The day I watched Sheik Gummi video preaching and begging those bastards to repent... Seeing them With all manner of live amunitions. Claiming marginalized... That is absolutely the height of it. My heart bleeds watching that video seeing people that the government have the capacity to flush out... Being begged to repent and surrender after all their atrocities to both nature and Humanity!!

It bleeds my heart!!

Most Nigerians are also victims of injustice fueled by the systemic rot.I can't seem to get over it in my head.

I don't know the politics zamfara state government is playing with those bandits...

But why not let the poor villagers live!!

AntiChristian:
This is absolute madness! I can't believe one can be so ignorant. Is the Sheikh Muhammad or Allah?

Abeg, no dey waste my time mentioning me as your ignorant comments won't attract me any longer.

Xenry:
Imagine your camera showing you this weird thing, how would you react?
Damn! This is scary, lol.
It looks like Charlie Charlie is becoming real ooo!!!

AdolfAboki:
So I found my innocent chicken dead. I know it's a Fulani Herdsman that jazzed her cos she was fine before I left home.

Please help me. I heard all crimes in the South are committed by the Fulanis. That's why I am suspecting a Fulani Herdsman. The government should help me. Nairalanders help me.

Rest in peace darling chicken.

AntiChristian:
How can you call this graded Sahih by Albani?


Your moniker have been BORN-TO-LIE!

AntiChristian:
Nonsense as usual. You lied to be in this thread. You accepted these: "I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet."

So who is an agent of falsehood? Advocate of falsehood! Opuro 1 of Opuroland!




Check Zephaniah 2:12-15 where God said he has sword. And this is peace:
"You Ethiopians will also be slaughtered by my sword," says the LORD. And the LORD will strike the lands of the north with his fist. He will destroy Assyria and make its great capital, Nineveh, a desolate wasteland, parched like a desert. The city that once was so proud will become a pasture for sheep and cattle. All sorts of wild animals will settle there. Owls of many kinds will live among the ruins of its palaces, hooting from the gaping windows. Rubble will block all the doorways, and the cedar paneling will lie open to the wind and weather. This is the fate of that boisterous city, once so secure. "In all the world there is no city as great as I," it boasted. But now, look how it has become an utter ruin, a place where animals live! Everyone passing that way will laugh in derision or shake a defiant fist.



Of cos he doesn't know till it was revealed to him. This is applicable to Prophets.

Compare this to Jesus's submission in John 5:30 By myself I can do nothing; I judge only as I hear, and my judgment is just, for I seek not to please myself but him who sent me" and Mathew 24:36 "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
Jesus had no revelation from the father so he knew nothing by himself.



Since you lied to be here, your Bible which you are quoting already crucified you:

Proverbs 12:22
The LORD detests lying lips, but he delights in people who are trustworthy.

Colossians 3:9
Do not lie to each other, since you have taken off your old self with its practices.

1 Timothy 4:2
Such teachings come through hypocritical liars, whose consciences have been seared as with a hot iron.

Revelation 22:15
Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.

AntiChristian:
Question
IS BAR CODE 666 THE SIGN OF BEAST? IF YES HOW CAN MUSLIMS AVOID THIS PRODUCTS? GIVE A BRIEF DISCRIPTION? JAZAKALLAH.

Answer
All perfect praise be to Allaah, The Lord of the Worlds. I testify that there is none worthy of worship except Allaah, and that Muhammad, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, is His Slave and Messenger.

Unseen matters cannot be taken except from the texts of revelation only, i.e. the Noble Quran and honorable authentic Sunnah of the Messenger of Allaah, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam.
As for the beast mentioned in the question, if it refers to the beast that Allaah The Almighty mentioned in the Quran and which is one of the major signs of the Hour, then the mentioned number has nothing to do with it. Whoever believes in that, he builds his belief on illusions and superstitions and it is not permissible for the Muslim individual to believe in them. That is because Islam came to liberate the Muslim mind from such nonsense.
Based on that, there is no harm at all in buying the products that bear that number (barcode) as long as they are Islamically allowed.

Allaah Knows best.

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