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RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 3:40pm On Apr 21, 2017
Rukkydelta:
Yes he is
Sarcasm.

Well, the good thing is your sense of humour isn't dead like the brain of the man we call "GCFR".
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 2:17pm On Apr 21, 2017
Smellymouth:
Boss, i strongly believe that Barcelona gets a lot of help from referees..

Watch any match in which either barca has won closely or drew, you will get to know that all this time, Barca has been playing with 12 men and guess who has d highest assists for barca, not xavi not inesta not messi not neymar.. It's the Ref! Had it not been ref, Barca couldn't have won la liga15-16 ..
Barcelona players get fouled more (hence, the carded refereeing decisions) because of its signature style of play - the tiki taka. They play so well, the opposing teams get pissed and carry out dangerous tackles.
Even in their national team shirts, Messi, Neymar and, to some degree, Suarez get targeted and unfairly tackled 'cause of their out-of-this-world skills. If Madrid or any other team had half the unique talents Barcelona F.C have, it'd be just as mesmerizing and devastating as our front three.

Have you ever wondered why Hazard is arguably the most tackled player in the English Premier League and also arguably awarded more fouls? It's because, like Messi and Neymar, he's incredibly skilful. Again, another justification of the refereeing decisions in Barcelona's favour.

By the way, Cristiano Ronaldo has the highest number of penalties in the Spanish league which by extension means Madrid is more favoured. Burn! cheesy

In as much as i love Real Madrid maybe because of cr7 , I want Juventus or Monaco to lift the trophy....Monaco is still amazing me till date..
Don't waste your adoration on Penaldo - Isco, Modric and Marcelo deserve it more.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 2:01pm On Apr 21, 2017
Lsofdk:
[color=teal]I just hope I'll be able to find you after the matchgrin[/color]
Just mention my main moniker, regardless of the cyber-cloak I'm adorning at the time, I'd respond.

La Liga is war...and the mere mortals in Madrid can't beat the gods in Barcelona shirts. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 1:42pm On Apr 21, 2017
Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Lol, you should brace yourself for the weekend… because you won't sleep wellgrin[/color]
El Classico? Madrid would be raped on live television. For your heart's sake, you better not watch it. cheesy


RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 1:15pm On Apr 21, 2017
Smellymouth:
Hahahahaha.. Boss, I am a united fan and I am sure of two titles this season. But I see barca going trophyless this season..Lol..
My Barcelona going trophyless? The Hades would have to freeze over first.

We're playing the Copa del Roy final against Alaves (the most defensive team in La Liga, whom we've already smashed 6-1 this season). Need I point out that the La Liga title is still open? Messi and Suarez are leading the La Liga goal-scoring charts respectively? See? Barcelona have all to play for and win, still.

Mourning Uefalona exit? Isn't it strange how on earth can a team with messi, Nymar & Suarez not score a single goal??
Isn't it strange that for two seasons King Messi, Magician Neymar and Sniper Suarez have scored more goals than Madrid's first team and any team in the English Premier League? Please, show respect to those three gods who humbled themselves to play amongst the mere mortals in Europe. cheesy

Juve have been top class for the last 3 seasons. Very unlucky to lose to Bayern in last season's quarterfinal and matched Barca for 75 minutes in the 2015 final. Juve must fancy their chances this year. Monaco look quite handy but Real Madrid plus biased ref with Uefa's support look the most dangerous.

Monaco are a crazy-yet-organized goal-scoring side so I'd favour them to counter Madrid's attacking threat and split Athletico's defense. A part of me wants Athletico to win just so Diego Simeone's incredible work with that team would pay off. Losing two final in three years did hurt to watch.

I tip Juve to win this year's UCL trophy tho. But it was fun watching barca lose sha.. cheesy
As long as Real Madrid doesn't win, trust me, I'd celebrate with whoever wins and sleep well. Darn! I hate that club!
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 11:31am On Apr 21, 2017
Fadedjeans:
Here's mine

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5186654_picsart122208_47_03_jpeged36405a5a4feeb6bd901cc6a45ada92
There's only one other female in this section whose seeming signature hairstyle is the full-on Afro - QueenValerie/KingCheezyPuff. smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 11:22am On Apr 21, 2017
Smellymouth:
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What? You're a Man. United fan so you can't troll me. Enjoy your Thursday night football playing in Iceland and Romania. cheesy


The whole world should be mourning Barcelona's exit. How can you bear to watch the boring football the rest play?
RomanceRe: #BBN: Nigerians Are Wonderful by TSOM(m): 11:02am On Apr 21, 2017
Alero3Arubi:
Mr. Wrong?
Can you reread your quote?
Or aren't you the one who write that? huh
One can never be too certain about these things; I wanted to be sure we were scripting the same storyline.


I suppose you were referring to the inserted words in my signature?
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 10:58am On Apr 21, 2017
Saintsammurai:
lol since I've been staying away from goal. com and the internet excluding nairaland, all because barca is out of uefa, i see this as an opportunity (internet entertainment) for zarzar to get her revenge since the last war was sadly disrupted.
It's still April. With enough luck Santa Claus might just grant that wish by Christmas but Santa doesn't exist so there goes that wish - out the window.


About Barcelona woes, I still can't bring myself to read anything football since Wednesday. I'm still gutted by FCB's exit.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 10:42am On Apr 21, 2017
refiner:
U dont forget easily...do u?
No, I don't. My mind archives information chronologically and subconsciously even.

Saintsammurai:
lobatan ...cc zarzar
Just strolling around...
Beating the war drums to herald an envisaged cyber-carnage, aren't you?
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 10:33am On Apr 21, 2017
Rukkydelta:
I'm always natural
Don't have money to waste on make up
True... You're right; and Lie Mohammed is the most honest Nigerian ever.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 10:30am On Apr 21, 2017
dacovajnr:
Wow! Dem girls really fall hand no be small.For now only Refiner and Twaci have the bragging right for being beautiful without make up, others remain Oputu Poyoyo till further notice.

Btw, I'm looking out for a particular girl and I hope she no go turn up looking like this ⬇
Most of them wouldn't dare to upload emulsion-paint-free pictures of themselves but I'd admit a few have braced the odds to upload theirs in a dare with me like Diddydiva in January, 2016. Nonetheless, they are cowards mostly.
RomanceRe: #BBN: Nigerians Are Wonderful by TSOM(m): 10:19am On Apr 21, 2017
Alero3Arubi:
Titanium.
Aphrodisiac.
Next To me.
I think I have Mr.
And the pleasure was exquisite.
Still steaming from it.
But...
I have nothing by Whitney is muse.
Sure you aren't quoting Mr. Wrong, Missy?
RomanceRe: Twitter Users Reveal The Most Dishonest Things Girls Ever Said To Guys by TSOM(m): 5:32pm On Apr 18, 2017
Aregs:
There was this girl I was dating, we had issues then I broke up with her but later we settled it and we were together one night sha and she was making a call, then I was talking to her sister. Then the guy she was talking to asked her who was that and the biatch said it was her 'radio'. I just got up and left jeje
Christ! That is cruel. Radio?!
RomanceRe: Problems Ladies With Big Boobs Have by TSOM(m): 3:06pm On Apr 12, 2017
Erm, Missy, your assertions are valid but it isn't going to make men crave big boobs any less than we always have since intelligent beings were created. We like boobs, we love bigger boobs. That's it and there's no changing for any reason.
RomanceRe: #BBN: Nigerians Are Wonderful by TSOM(m): 12:05pm On Apr 07, 2017
Gyalchester:
Shut up.
Let's play a little game : You play dead and I pretend you're dead. The game starts now.
RomanceRe: #BBN: Nigerians Are Wonderful by TSOM(m): 11:18am On Apr 06, 2017
joseph1832:
You're in no position to throw tantrums and write half baked whatever you want to call it, OP.
Darn! Here I was, after reading his original post, thinking,' Joe would have a field day battering the author who's infamous for being two-faced' and who was the second person to register his presence on the thread? You! cheesy

He raised valid points; maybe he's as guilty as those he's trying to castigate or he's just compulsively megalomaniac but he's right. Let's focus on the message, not the messenger.
RomanceRe: . by TSOM(m): 5:55pm On Apr 04, 2017
southniyikaye:
to me, you are more crazy than the guy that eats pubic hair.
Ordinary OBO na him u dignify like this?
Dude, trust me, that warm, fleshy pleasure portal between women's thighs is no way "ordinary". Wars have been lost after penile appendages get baptized in its warm sweetness...

Heck! For all I know your clique of friends might still be ostracizing one friend of yours because you all think his girlfriend mops the floor with him. ...But he doesn't give a damn 'cause he's 'sold' his soul for her moist sweetness. cheesy

The vagina is the best thing that was created on a woman...after the breasts and bum.
Foreign AffairsRe: Twitter Users Mock Robert Mugabe Who's Reportedly Ruling From A Wheelchair by TSOM(m): 3:53pm On Apr 04, 2017
madridguy:
grin
Ah! He's registered his presence on the thread. Our very own Ass-kisser-In-Chief!

Aren't you going to curse the Zimbabweans out and label them "IPOB youths" or any of the gazillion disparaging tags you place on people who choose to be rational and stick to factual arguments? Is Mugabe's case any different from Buhari's?
Foreign AffairsRe: Twitter Users Mock Robert Mugabe Who's Reportedly Ruling From A Wheelchair by TSOM(m): 3:48pm On Apr 04, 2017
Xcelinteriors:
People in that country are fools
Why? 'Cause they want a better life as against the one that geriatric, senile , egomaniac, delusional dictator is making them live?

Don't people have the right to pick better options any longer? You think everyone would tolerate a supposed bed-ridden ruler like we do in Nigeria?
RomanceRe: Facebook Slay Queens Share “no Makeup” Photos. The Comments They Got Were Cruel by TSOM(m): 3:31pm On Apr 04, 2017
There's no way the girl on long, brown weaves can convince me she wasn't physically assaulted by her boyfriend. Swollen eyes, blood-shot eyeballs, sleep lines all over her face... He's got a lot to answer to.


Darn! They look fugly!
RomanceRe: . by TSOM(m): 2:19pm On Apr 04, 2017
Mimzyy:
Rolling my eyes. There he goes... grin
Would you have me type "vagina" or "_pussy_"? It would make it seem ordinary when it is actually more than it seems. It's more pleasure-inducing and tastier than a plate of afang soup with tender mushrooms, snails, smoked fished and a bowl of fufu. cheesy
RomanceRe: . by TSOM(m): 1:36pm On Apr 04, 2017
Maybe he needs floss and your hair is a ready alternative. Then again, why would anyone need to 'floss' when there's a moist, tangy pulsating fleshy opening to lap up like it's Santa's candy gift? Darn!
RomanceRe: Wrong Perception Of The Adam And Eve Couple(PICs) by TSOM(m): 11:22am On Mar 31, 2017
You're welcome, Marcelo290.
RomanceRe: Ladies Why ??? by TSOM(m): 5:57pm On Mar 30, 2017
I guess we might all have to get drugged to put ourselves in the mind frame to fully understand what you're on about.
RomanceRe: Wrong Perception Of The Adam And Eve Couple(PICs) by TSOM(m): 2:37pm On Mar 30, 2017
reciprokal:
The delivery was worth it, bro. Better heard than be silenced by an ego-depleted umpire.
It seems the moderators have been on your trail too, if you have to resort to this moniker which has been in disuse for a while.

Our mutual 'friend' finally found a valid reason to place a forum-wide restriction on my moniker since November. Just my luck, this particular one happened to be unrestricted.

It's like last May all over again on this thread :https://www.nairaland.com/3122281/south-african-man-claims-slept

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