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Rukkydelta:Sarcasm. Well, the good thing is your sense of humour isn't dead like the brain of the man we call "GCFR". |
Smellymouth:Barcelona players get fouled more (hence, the carded refereeing decisions) because of its signature style of play - the tiki taka. They play so well, the opposing teams get pissed and carry out dangerous tackles. Even in their national team shirts, Messi, Neymar and, to some degree, Suarez get targeted and unfairly tackled 'cause of their out-of-this-world skills. If Madrid or any other team had half the unique talents Barcelona F.C have, it'd be just as mesmerizing and devastating as our front three. Have you ever wondered why Hazard is arguably the most tackled player in the English Premier League and also arguably awarded more fouls? It's because, like Messi and Neymar, he's incredibly skilful. Again, another justification of the refereeing decisions in Barcelona's favour. By the way, Cristiano Ronaldo has the highest number of penalties in the Spanish league which by extension means Madrid is more favoured. Burn! In as much as i love Real Madrid maybe because of cr7 , I want Juventus or Monaco to lift the trophy....Monaco is still amazing me till date..Don't waste your adoration on Penaldo - Isco, Modric and Marcelo deserve it more. |
Lsofdk:Just mention my main moniker, regardless of the cyber-cloak I'm adorning at the time, I'd respond. La Liga is war...and the mere mortals in Madrid can't beat the gods in Barcelona shirts. |
Lsofdk:El Classico? Madrid would be raped on live television. For your heart's sake, you better not watch it. ![]() |
Smellymouth:My Barcelona going trophyless? The Hades would have to freeze over first. We're playing the Copa del Roy final against Alaves (the most defensive team in La Liga, whom we've already smashed 6-1 this season). Need I point out that the La Liga title is still open? Messi and Suarez are leading the La Liga goal-scoring charts respectively? See? Barcelona have all to play for and win, still. Mourning Uefalona exit? Isn't it strange how on earth can a team with messi, Nymar & Suarez not score a single goal??Isn't it strange that for two seasons King Messi, Magician Neymar and Sniper Suarez have scored more goals than Madrid's first team and any team in the English Premier League? Please, show respect to those three gods who humbled themselves to play amongst the mere mortals in Europe. Juve have been top class for the last 3 seasons. Very unlucky to lose to Bayern in last season's quarterfinal and matched Barca for 75 minutes in the 2015 final. Juve must fancy their chances this year. Monaco look quite handy but Real Madrid plus biased ref with Uefa's support look the most dangerous. Monaco are a crazy-yet-organized goal-scoring side so I'd favour them to counter Madrid's attacking threat and split Athletico's defense. A part of me wants Athletico to win just so Diego Simeone's incredible work with that team would pay off. Losing two final in three years did hurt to watch. I tip Juve to win this year's UCL trophy tho. But it was fun watching barca lose sha..As long as Real Madrid doesn't win, trust me, I'd celebrate with whoever wins and sleep well. Darn! I hate that club! |
Fadedjeans:There's only one other female in this section whose seeming signature hairstyle is the full-on Afro - QueenValerie/KingCheezyPuff. |
Smellymouth:What? You're a Man. United fan so you can't troll me. Enjoy your Thursday night football playing in Iceland and Romania. The whole world should be mourning Barcelona's exit. How can you bear to watch the boring football the rest play? |
Alero3Arubi:One can never be too certain about these things; I wanted to be sure we were scripting the same storyline. I suppose you were referring to the inserted words in my signature? |
Saintsammurai:It's still April. With enough luck Santa Claus might just grant that wish by Christmas but Santa doesn't exist so there goes that wish - out the window. About Barcelona woes, I still can't bring myself to read anything football since Wednesday. I'm still gutted by FCB's exit. |
refiner:No, I don't. My mind archives information chronologically and subconsciously even. Saintsammurai:Beating the war drums to herald an envisaged cyber-carnage, aren't you? |
Rukkydelta:True... You're right; and Lie Mohammed is the most honest Nigerian ever. |
dacovajnr:Most of them wouldn't dare to upload emulsion-paint-free pictures of themselves but I'd admit a few have braced the odds to upload theirs in a dare with me like Diddydiva in January, 2016. Nonetheless, they are cowards mostly. |
Alero3Arubi:Sure you aren't quoting Mr. Wrong, Missy? |
Aregs:Christ! That is cruel. Radio?! |
Erm, Missy, your assertions are valid but it isn't going to make men crave big boobs any less than we always have since intelligent beings were created. We like boobs, we love bigger boobs. That's it and there's no changing for any reason. |
Gyalchester:Let's play a little game : You play dead and I pretend you're dead. The game starts now. |
joseph1832:Darn! Here I was, after reading his original post, thinking,' Joe would have a field day battering the author who's infamous for being two-faced' and who was the second person to register his presence on the thread? You! ![]() He raised valid points; maybe he's as guilty as those he's trying to castigate or he's just compulsively megalomaniac but he's right. Let's focus on the message, not the messenger. |
southniyikaye:Dude, trust me, that warm, fleshy pleasure portal between women's thighs is no way "ordinary". Wars have been lost after penile appendages get baptized in its warm sweetness... Heck! For all I know your clique of friends might still be ostracizing one friend of yours because you all think his girlfriend mops the floor with him. ...But he doesn't give a damn 'cause he's 'sold' his soul for her moist sweetness. ![]() The vagina is the best thing that was created on a woman...after the breasts and bum. |
madridguy:Ah! He's registered his presence on the thread. Our very own Ass-kisser-In-Chief! Aren't you going to curse the Zimbabweans out and label them "IPOB youths" or any of the gazillion disparaging tags you place on people who choose to be rational and stick to factual arguments? Is Mugabe's case any different from Buhari's? |
Xcelinteriors:Why? 'Cause they want a better life as against the one that geriatric, senile , egomaniac, delusional dictator is making them live? Don't people have the right to pick better options any longer? You think everyone would tolerate a supposed bed-ridden ruler like we do in Nigeria? |
There's no way the girl on long, brown weaves can convince me she wasn't physically assaulted by her boyfriend. Swollen eyes, blood-shot eyeballs, sleep lines all over her face... He's got a lot to answer to. Darn! They look fugly! |
Mimzyy:Would you have me type "vagina" or "_pussy_"? It would make it seem ordinary when it is actually more than it seems. It's more pleasure-inducing and tastier than a plate of afang soup with tender mushrooms, snails, smoked fished and a bowl of fufu. ![]() |
Maybe he needs floss and your hair is a ready alternative. Then again, why would anyone need to 'floss' when there's a moist, tangy pulsating fleshy opening to lap up like it's Santa's candy gift? Darn! |
You're welcome, Marcelo290. |
I guess we might all have to get drugged to put ourselves in the mind frame to fully understand what you're on about. |
reciprokal:It seems the moderators have been on your trail too, if you have to resort to this moniker which has been in disuse for a while. Our mutual 'friend' finally found a valid reason to place a forum-wide restriction on my moniker since November. Just my luck, this particular one happened to be unrestricted. It's like last May all over again on this thread :https://www.nairaland.com/3122281/south-african-man-claims-slept |
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