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SAINTSAMURAII:
JUST LIKE HOW ONE THAT CONTESTED FOR MR NAIRALAND LAST YEAR AND FAILED WOEFULLY, HE WAS PROMISE 10 thousand naira. becaus the money was delayed a little bit. he came online and started raining curses on the organizers. sigh!!!! becaus of 10k and he was telling us that he is a multi millionair. "runs out of thread.

SAINTSAMURAII:
JUST LIKE HOW ONE THAT CONTESTED FOR MR NAIRALAND LAST YEAR AND FAILED WOEFULLY, HE WAS PROMISE 10 thousand naira. becaus the money was delayed a little bit. he came online and started raining curses on the organizers. sigh!!!! becaus of 10k and he was telling us that he is a multi millionair. "runs out of thread.

scentmarlc:
lolzzz. Funny you. Shii happens, life goes on...Hope you will vote refiner shaa

scentmarlc:
F Philosophical differences my brother oooo.I couldnt even breathe properly while I was there. Gosh !!!!.... I dont think i would ever forgive myself if i had stayed at the expense of the real beauties that truly deserves the crown. And dont be pertubed at all at the way they bark and rant....Am so used to them. I hear they say i am suffering from ATTENTION SEEKING SYNDROME (ASS) ... Lolzzz . Well i think they are right to an extent, afterall who doesnt enjoy being in the spotlight bikoo and the best part is, they are my antidote coz they keep giving me the attention. Voila....On the hand, i make bold to say agarawu and his upcoming winches are all suffering from OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) because at the mention of my name, they all fly out of their shell waving their bloody fangs shamelessly. Dollyjoy why dont you contest, thought you said u were beautiful( lolzzz, ... ). Am sure even ronald would choose a blind, disabled Refiner or mimzy over you anyday anytime.Adeh39, i hear you still cry like a wimp on wednesdays. I campaigned for u then not because you stood a chance, but cause you were begging and pleading like a lost cause. Despite the time investment, you got dumped sideways barely surviving the second round. Durrrrr. Now you think when a guy indulges you, then you are special? No dear, you just found yourself a perfect misfit in agarawu (even dat name sef irks....)




Abeg rona my guy, how body jare

LOL. Remember when you were bragging about the supposed "KALKUTTA REPUBLIC AND AWON WEREY 100% VERSUS THE HOUSE OF KNIGHTS"? You were all over the nomination thread proposing mergers to clinch the first, second and third positions. I chuckled.

You saw the signs but you were blinded by a seething need for revenge to spite KingSlay who's craved a niche for himself for as THE MOST AUDACIOUS, OPINIONATED, BLUNT NAIRALANDER AND WHO'S NEVER KISSING UP TO THE MODERATORS TO FIND CHEAP FAVOUR. That's for lowly people.


In a gathering of vultures, greed and cruelty are the watchwords.

You got served. Karma is slamming her pelvis on yours in a mad frenzy.

udysweet:
I don't know this moniker that tagged me. Who are the rest contestants and how is voting done? Not really follwed this miss Nairaland thingy thoo. E song idem o ndito ete ye ndito eka

Now you know.

Over to the 'other side' .

firstking01:
Mimzy ado eyen akwa ibom?

JESUSBOIY:
mimzy forever, eyen eka ,abeg inform me when voting start oooo...thanks

ronald4lif:
Can't either. Would rather a no money than no sex relationship. Don't play with coítus.

Thank goodness I'm not alone in that regard.

ajebuter:
Yes now.. He 'looks sad' shebi?

At least , he is not in London (like someone I know) for ear infection and deafness

JoeCutie:
Wife: Honey, can I ask for a favour?

Husband: Sure! Anything for my love

Wife: Can you kill a lion for me?

Husband: Are you mad!!? To kill a lion for you? Ask for something else biko

Wife: Okay, if you cannot kill a lion for me, can I at least go through your whatsapp?

Husband: Eh!!? Biko where's the Lion you said I should kill for you?

BoiledHead:
Have you finished?

Now answer the question.

What does a woman have to offer that only a woman can? Except babies. Im waiting kid.

BoiledHead:
I was chatting with a nairalander on whatsapp and she was telling me how women are actually treated in her place which is what drives her feminism. And she used the exact words I quote

"They are reared like sheep and farmed like cattle for sexual gratification"

And after looking through some things I realize that is true and applies to each and every fuccking girl out there. I do agree with Paulkillerman who says the same thing that ladies are for sex only. Indeed! That is true!



What does a woman today want to offer you as a man? Other than babies and some bj? Please don't give me that bullsh!t talk about companionship as all the years I have been living without having gf or wife I had companions!

A prostitute you pay for sex is no different from your girlfriend who you spend lavishly on just to get her to open her legs! What's the difference?

A wise man said and I quote

"The truth you know shall set you free" - Robert Mugabe, 2016.

If you don't spend on your gf she would dump or cheat on you so it's the same thing! YOUR GF IS A FUCCKING HOOKER! ALL LADIES ARE HOOKER! It's in their blood.

Take those ladies, have sex with them, dump them into the garbage like they are and move to the next and then repeat.

Now, get this straight!

EVEN YOUR WIFE IS A HOOKER AND SHOULD BE USED FOR SEX ONLY! If you don't provide money in the family for one reason or the other she won't open her legs for you.. that is the thing. Women see these legs as some gate that only opens once money is dropped or something they want to be done is done. So what difference are they from the sex workers on the street?

Mtcheew