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MuMuOnBail:
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The rate our young folk get Hot this days is alarming. Mostly Guys

I can confidently say that INDOMIE is the cause.

I stopped eating Idomie for 6 months now and my urge for sex drastically reduced.

Before, I do have sex 6 times a day and still not get satisfied.

But since I stopped eating that noodles, I now have sex only 5 times a day.

Please parents on this forum should advice their kids to reduce the quantity or Idomie they eat to avoid turning their children to future rapist.

Whiteshield:
They know you are a fool and will react like a weakling that is why they did that nonsense.

agadez007:
Good morning Mr Buhari
The rate at which they are rushing doing they didn’t do for 7+ years

We are wiser

Simeonjoe1:
Massive. Really massive.
Weldone
sadly but true 9ja go miss you as the next president is about to pick up your clueless baton.

Sonnobax15:

The advice of the FTC on this thread na werey...How can you advise the OP to advise her husband to get a second wife knowing fully well that no woman on earth would want to do that,not even when she's provided everything by the husband.....

Las las,OP,try sit down with your husband and discuss everything with him.......No go take decision today wey go affect your marriage tomorrow...

Lizzbett:
You wont understand...

Its not my intention to denial him sex, but the time he's asking for it, is always the wrong time by then am tired because of the work of the day. Am a private school teacher and you know the stress associated with teaching.

How do i tell him to think less of sex and forcus his mind in different activities?

hopexter:
We reject bad government, we have had too much of that in our lifetime. BAT is coming to our rescue

olatade:
What is a man of God doing with police escorts? Are there no angels to guide him as they preached to xtains in the bible?

gideonematics:
Getting a loan when we need them can be lifesaving but we should be wary of these fake loan companies in Nigeria.

They are dangerous to deal with, they harass and spoil your image and reputation by stealing and messaging your contacts.

They may even end up stealing from you once you sign up with them. The little change in your account will be at risk of getting stolen.

Below we have provided a list of loan companies you should avoid like a plague. You can follow the link to see the complete article...
https://gigi.com.ng/loans/fake-loan-apps-in-nigeria/

loosecanon50:
Nigerian government, shame on you people.

Kudos to MTN

Allison012:
Why give telecommunication company road to construct.?


When did MTN turned into a construction company?

SUXXI:
As a married person. Best is to take trasnport and meet your husband wherever he is located. Even if he is very busy,he MUST create out the time for you both to meet and do the needful.Marriage partners are not supposed to be separated for long so as not to give any room for temptation. Pick up your phone and call your husband for you both to meet immediately. If he is outside the country and money is available to book flight for you to meet him and spend quality time with him. Work is not all about money to take care of the family financially and be emotionally neglected and starved.It should be balanced.Bible said husband should pay his dues to his wife and vice versa.

Terror48:
Just think about buhari, your sex urge is gone

okoroemeka:
why fight nature and hormones in a battle you cannot win,get a good size rubber dick or a vibrating rabbit and watch yourselves cum out of your frustrations and relieve the built up pressure in your system,if you like pray and go to deliverence you may just end up fucking your pastor.

lereinter:
Maybe it's high time you started your own job


Even if you have another job, you go still lose it one day

Focusmind:
It doesn't change anything, we will still japa according to most Nigerians

But on the second thought, why do most Nigerians abroad always try to discourage folks back home from traveling abroad? Even some well to do people here also don't like to hear that one struggling fellow or brother is about to leave for greener pastures.

officialwdhtv:
Two brothers cry a river after they were sentenced to life imprisonment for armed robbery in Lagos

Justice Oluwatoyin Taiwo of an Ikeja Special Offences Court has sentenced a domestic worker, Genesis Ezebong, his brother, Micheal and one Ikade Moses, to life imprisonment for armed robbery in the Palm Groove area of Lagos State.

The convicts were arraigned on December 18, 2020 while the trial commenced on January 11, 2022. The prosecution counsel, Omowumi Bajulaye, during the arraignment of the convicts, had told the court that they committed the offence of conspiracy and armed robbery on January 13, 2019, at No 222 Ikorodu Road, Palm Groove, Lagos.

She said that the trio while armed with cutl@ss, shovel and other dangerous weapons, robbed one Daniel of one Compact Laptop, one Apple laptop, gold and costumes, jewelleries, Blackberry phones, one digital camera, soccer shoes and two other phones belonging to one Titilope Akeredolu. The prosecution, during trial, called three witnesses and tendered documents such as defendants’ statements which were admitted as exhibits.

The witnesses who had testified before the court included Inspector Okunade Olumuyiwa, Titilope Akeredolu and Investigative Police officer and Inspector Olawale Oni. They had narrated to the court how Akeredolu’s domestic worker conspired with others, who were armed with dangerous weapons, broke into his boss’s house with his gang after he had left to church, and locked the security man as well as other occupants in the toilet.

Akeredolu said after she went to church on Sunday morning, she received a call from her security man who told her that the first convict, Genesis Ezebong, her domestic staff, broke into her apartment with a cutlass and stole her things.

The judge held that the prosecution proved beyond a reasonable doubt, the circumstantial evidence against the defendants whils sentencing them.

FreeSpirited:
Once a lady realises she has banging hot body, probably from so much admiration from guys and men, the next agenda on her checklist is to become a prostitute.
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This is so rife and has been confirmed time and time again...I'm sick of it!
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I seriously suspects most beautiful ladies with killer body and i have little regard for them, as they are quick to take advantage of the attention they get just to cash out...why? Are they so low in self esteem and shallow that they can't think they are worth more?
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It's one of the reasons i think a child should be educated, and not only that, a girl child should be handled with strict hand when growing up, Infact unnecessary friendship and peer forming should be discouraged. Rather, skill building, moral and intellectual development should be fostered in them.
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All our girls are now ashawo, i mean the ones with hot body, even when they are ugly o..
..See them everywhere on social media, Tiktok, Instagram, Tinder, shame go cash u, and they are brazen and shameless....
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To marry these days is really a big risk cos most ladies of nowadays actually believe in the idea of sleeping with anybody for Money. Most guys have marri3d prostitute in disguise...
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If your babe have a banging body,,, i sorry for you.
If you have a babe with killer shape and she doesn't have this spirit of Ashawo, or coded ashawo, you are a lucky human being indeed

I wish they can have a shift in mentality.

Freeko4:
Solution

You all are using the updated version 318.0.0.16.105 and I guess the issue is with the version, to fix this; uninstall lite 318.0.0.16.105 and download the outdated version 303.0.0.7.106

How to download

Search on Google, facebook lite version 303.0.0.7.106 apk download

Once you download it, kindly install and login.
Thats how I fix the problem for some of my colleagues

For those people that their Facebook lite is still working it is because your version is not the latest version of the lite app

Kelvin2022:
You are a fool nothing is down I am using it

Makotu:
Just this morning. My Facebook lite app went off siting the fact that my Facebook lite app is out of date . The message displaying on the screen say "You are using an unsopprted version of Facebook lite . Update to the latest version"

They gave two options to update but when I tried the two options, it actually updated but the app keep displaying the above message
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Screenshot below

Who else is experiencing this?

VeryWickedMan:
Check all the hotels

VeryWickedMan:
Fucking way above their age limit. By 25 they've had more sex than both their parents combined.

By 27 they have saggy boobs and balls with borehole pussies and pricks that viagra can't raise anymore.

By 35 they are completely finished.



I predict heart attacks for 20 year olds very soon.

tomtomastom4:
I created this thread in response to the post on front page about ladies that date men who earn less than 100k. Below is the link.

https://www.nairaland.com/7292274/ladies-relationship-men-earns-100k

Of a truth, its not easy to manage such amount, but when one is already in such situation, you just have to manage and improvise.
Now like the OP of the above thread requested, here is the break down of how we make our expenses.

To start with, I was earning about 130k previously before we got married by March this year, but I changed job and the pay of the new job is 95k. STarted the new job around Feb this year, even though there was a loan I was paying off.. Need I add that my wife was working in a firm where shes paid 45K, but two months after our married, she quit the job due to pregnancy stress. Am sure ladies will understand.

This is our break down.
Monthly salary 95k
I remove 40k first from the salary and transfer it to 3 different acct.
The first acct receives 20k. This acct is not touchable except on extreme emergency. Its our main savings acct.
The second acct gets 10k and its for our rent, also non touchable. Rent is 150k per year. Before u say my rent is high compared to my salary, I like my privacy very well. and the cost of rent isnt friendly in my state.
The third acct also gets 10k. This one is for semi savings. This acct is touchable when cash at hand have been exhausted before the next month salary.

From the remaining 50k,
I send 10k to my family acct. I and my brothers do contribute 10k+ every month and its been used to run expenses WRT our parents and last born.
I gv my wife 10k for her monthly up keep. Its small. But its the sacrifice we all have to make for the good of the family.
I hold 10k myself for logistics and transport. I must confess, is not enough. But One have to strive. My wrk place isnt far. SO transport is N100 to and fro, thats approximately 3k per month. The remaining money i use it for other logistics. 4k out of this money goes for gas wch last for abt 2 weeks. And when we want to refill and there is no other money left, we fall back to the 3rd acct.
The remaining 20k is strictly for food ( On this food issue is where I "duff my hart" cos shes really managing things well and trying.
Sometimes, I really feel for her, cos this her pregnancy makes her to crave for things that is not on our food menu, but then when the money is not there, she just surpress the cravings. At times I feel bad.

The remaining 5k, for now is used to pay back a tailor who sewed multiple pregnancy gowns for my wife.

Its good to add that any small money I make like 1k or 2k on side hustle, I directly buy mudu of rice, beans or flour for swallow.

Its not easy at all. But there are families with kids leaving below that.

My wife is abt 5mnths pregnant, we plan to divert the 20k savings to buying baby things in preparation for child birth.


The truth is that the economic situation in this country is bad and so cost of leaving is very high. But then one have to survive.
But then in Nigeria now, how many percentage of the population earn above 100k. In fact how many jobs out there pays such as amount.

The only advice I have for ladies is that if you are not working and you parent family is the type need financial help from your husband after marriage, or you are the type of lady that is high class and wont settle for less or manage with your man. Plz kindly wait and take your time to look for a man that is RICH or financially capable of taken care of you and maybe your family. Please dont hide under the cover of you want to marry quick and then accept a struggling man only to start putting pressure on his head. Plz wait and marry a rich man.

Most responsible men wont really appreciate it if you are always demanding for things you knw fully well that he can not afford.


It is also good to note that no condition is permanent, things will definitely get better. A better job might come or my wife might get a job after her maternity which will increase our income.

The bottom line is, as a couple, but of you will have to work things out to improve your finances.