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VeryWickedMan:
Fucking way above their age limit. By 25 they've had more sex than both their parents combined.

By 27 they have saggy boobs and balls with borehole pussies and pricks that viagra can't raise anymore.

By 35 they are completely finished.



I predict heart attacks for 20 year olds very soon.

tomtomastom4:
I created this thread in response to the post on front page about ladies that date men who earn less than 100k. Below is the link.

https://www.nairaland.com/7292274/ladies-relationship-men-earns-100k

Of a truth, its not easy to manage such amount, but when one is already in such situation, you just have to manage and improvise.
Now like the OP of the above thread requested, here is the break down of how we make our expenses.

To start with, I was earning about 130k previously before we got married by March this year, but I changed job and the pay of the new job is 95k. STarted the new job around Feb this year, even though there was a loan I was paying off.. Need I add that my wife was working in a firm where shes paid 45K, but two months after our married, she quit the job due to pregnancy stress. Am sure ladies will understand.

This is our break down.
Monthly salary 95k
I remove 40k first from the salary and transfer it to 3 different acct.
The first acct receives 20k. This acct is not touchable except on extreme emergency. Its our main savings acct.
The second acct gets 10k and its for our rent, also non touchable. Rent is 150k per year. Before u say my rent is high compared to my salary, I like my privacy very well. and the cost of rent isnt friendly in my state.
The third acct also gets 10k. This one is for semi savings. This acct is touchable when cash at hand have been exhausted before the next month salary.

From the remaining 50k,
I send 10k to my family acct. I and my brothers do contribute 10k+ every month and its been used to run expenses WRT our parents and last born.
I gv my wife 10k for her monthly up keep. Its small. But its the sacrifice we all have to make for the good of the family.
I hold 10k myself for logistics and transport. I must confess, is not enough. But One have to strive. My wrk place isnt far. SO transport is N100 to and fro, thats approximately 3k per month. The remaining money i use it for other logistics. 4k out of this money goes for gas wch last for abt 2 weeks. And when we want to refill and there is no other money left, we fall back to the 3rd acct.
The remaining 20k is strictly for food ( On this food issue is where I "duff my hart" cos shes really managing things well and trying.
Sometimes, I really feel for her, cos this her pregnancy makes her to crave for things that is not on our food menu, but then when the money is not there, she just surpress the cravings. At times I feel bad.

The remaining 5k, for now is used to pay back a tailor who sewed multiple pregnancy gowns for my wife.

Its good to add that any small money I make like 1k or 2k on side hustle, I directly buy mudu of rice, beans or flour for swallow.

Its not easy at all. But there are families with kids leaving below that.

My wife is abt 5mnths pregnant, we plan to divert the 20k savings to buying baby things in preparation for child birth.


The truth is that the economic situation in this country is bad and so cost of leaving is very high. But then one have to survive.
But then in Nigeria now, how many percentage of the population earn above 100k. In fact how many jobs out there pays such as amount.

The only advice I have for ladies is that if you are not working and you parent family is the type need financial help from your husband after marriage, or you are the type of lady that is high class and wont settle for less or manage with your man. Plz kindly wait and take your time to look for a man that is RICH or financially capable of taken care of you and maybe your family. Please dont hide under the cover of you want to marry quick and then accept a struggling man only to start putting pressure on his head. Plz wait and marry a rich man.

Most responsible men wont really appreciate it if you are always demanding for things you knw fully well that he can not afford.


It is also good to note that no condition is permanent, things will definitely get better. A better job might come or my wife might get a job after her maternity which will increase our income.

The bottom line is, as a couple, but of you will have to work things out to improve your finances.

casualobserver:
you can go the university abroad if you have no school cert, you can be a professor without even a masters (infact Osinbajo has no Ph.D), you can undergo a ph.d without even a 1st degree. it all depends on the individuals personal career path/background, experience etc.


It is only in backward Nigeria where we produce graduates who dont understand English (as is well evidenced on nairaland) or know how to think, that we place undue importance on degree and certificates. bill Gates, Steve Jobs who are responsible for the tech advance the world is witnessing etc etc dont even have 1st degrees!! We place too much emphasis on certificates, you only have to browse nairaland to know that many Nigerians with a 1st degrees are useless to society and are no better off than some with proper "o" levels and thats why many cannot get jobs and end up as bank clerks, sales assistants etc.

Saao:
I wonder why all these Muslims that hate West don't usually apply for schools in Islamic countries? Just a harmless thought ok

phransix2:
am forced to ask, would all these matter in Heaven?

gozzlin:
Clean it thoroughly with your mouth before penetration.

Realestatepro:
We don't need this big brother thing flooding the front page.
I refuse to understand why this big brother gets so much undeserved attention.

There are other pressing issues to talk about in this country.

Antoeni:
This One

Jalaw:
This is not an ideal meal, the more reason to vote good leaders.

Neymessi:
uti is a confirmed gay man

olasaad:
Humm just passing by

Maxymilliano:
The motorist deserves a special award and recognition from Lagos State government for reducing the menace on Lagos roads ..

Raychee:
Serves them right . Death to all miscreants and hoodlums.

Witnesstony28:
I had this sexual encounter with a girl without condom in February of this year and since then my health has not been the same.

After 2 weeks of meeting her, I started feeling sick, had rashes at the back of both of my legs, tired almost all the time, sore throat, and since then I have taken all sorts of drug - orthodox and trado but yet no response.

I have to gone for several test. One result Said beta hemolytic streptococcus pyogenese was seen in my urine culture and I was given erythromycin and augmentin for 2 weeks. I felt a little relief. Then I started having tongues thrush.

It's almost 6 months now and I have not felt any better.

I have had HIV test done severally but all come back negative.

But my worry is, I still feel sick. What could this disease be.

The girl confessed that she only has what they call - heat. That's my first time hearing this.
I stay in ik and really need help. I sincerely regret that sexual encounter and wish I could retrace my steps.

Someone help!!!

Kollins11:
When we say use double condom when fvcking a useless Nigerian girl, you people will think we're joking here. Now you don go carry disease wey big pass you. That's what you get when you don't listen to your elders.

R.I.P in advance dude. You're just a walking corpse.

Help us tell Buhari that his imposter is fvcking Aisha badly with his long preeq.

Also Help us say hello to Da'grin and Michael Jackson, tell them we Love them and we still vibe to their songs.

EcoBrick:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/07/reno-omokri-cautions-bbnaija-over-eloswags-subtle-campaign-for-peter-obi/

yinkaOdutuyo:
Are you sure that church is for me or do people even care whether I come or not?

I'm a pianist in the church oo although the church had 2 pianist.

Not even a call from the pastor, choir members or anyone at all that had my number.

Is it true that is you're not financially contributing big to the church you're not recognised...


Pls what's the issue?

ChemicalReaction:
What if she dies in your house?

How people invite strangers to their home and feel comfortable beats my imagination.

Na God dey save person sha.

Magnoliaa:
But I don't know what the men of today are turning to honestly. All jokes apart. This one is celebrating a divorce? Openly like this and on social media? Does he have family members? Kids? Is this how morally bankrupt we've become that a man is celebrating a divorce of all things in the whole world? Is this how much our values have eroded?
Publicly telling people with all his mouth that he failed as a LEADER and as an HEAD!

Because that is exactly what this is... there cannot be two captains in a ship, so I am 100% sure that he alone stirred that marriage to wreck! Women are born to be submissive, and have been brought up to be so, to follow a man's lead... a true man with the right frame anyway, so this one should just go and hang his head in shame for his lack of frame. Spits.

JackDaAlienz:
There was a case of a man who was hiv positive and he dated a girl for 3 years banging her when she later found out that he was hiv +ve she panicked then went to do hiv test.
She came out Negative, she even did couple more test from different hospitals and she was still negative.
Someone that has been sleeping with hiv +ve person for 3 years.
The truth is Hiv is hard to catch, if it was easy then by now 80% of Nigerians would have been dying from hiv.
Scientist say the risk of having hiv is 1 in 100 unprotected sex encounters.
Then you have people who have strong immunity, its very complex matter

Aboks:
It is better for me to be packing feaces in canada

than to be in nigeria

Caleb17:
Some women are always disgracing themselves. How many times have you cried for a Better Nigeria??

KristaPretty:
Red flags were obviously ignored. NO ONE ever changes after getting married

Anyways this is not an issue. Get a side chick who enjoys and would give you sex 247 without commitment and would respect boundaries

There are a lot of Hot and decent people out there who just wanna fvvvk and bleep as well as enjoy your company for the moment, before you get back to your fellow man wife at home

You would end up being happy. Secondly, when you need a child you speak to her family and let them know what is going on, if no changes, biko get someone responsible pregnant. Las Las everybody body go calm down

....but most important, please get a side chick to cure your konji, that's why so many men are happy in their marriages today

If there's anything you should use to punish your partner, sex should never be one of them. She even sounds bossy and rude

Oya find the lady biko

Thank me now

NotKnown:
Nawa for people o.

People underestimate POS operators. They actually make more money than salary earners who wake up everyday, pass through the stress of traffic, collect shouting from Oga or madam in the office and still collect N70k as salary.

Some of these POS operators make up to N3000 to N5000 daily mind you they most likely won't pay transport fare.

With this now, you will see that God will soon pick this guy's call.

Nazgul:
Rich parents don't have time, most do jobs that are time consuming. While growing up during my primary school days, I had friends who tell me they see their dads once or twice in a month because of the nature of his job. They give up so much to ensure that their family gets the best.

They practice family planning cos they know what it costs to train a child from nursery School to university. They sit down and discuss how many kids they'll have and how the intend to reserve funds for their welfare.

The poor man on the other hand doesn't care, he prefers to blame everyone around him for his predicament, in some cases it's the hard-working wife who he beats and insults that's feeding him and the family.

He thinks only about sex and nothing more. He's so lazy and spends most of the productive hours of the day drinking on credit. The only achievement he can boast of is his ever consistent erection which he uses on his wife day and night to breed babies like pigs. In fact most of their quarrels would be sex related because at some point the wife would get tired but he wouldn't.

Family planing is alien to him, all he knows is that he has paid his wife's bride price so she must open leg for him. He sends his national team of children to various uncles and aunts across the nation to serve as Nwa Boy and house help not because he wants them to have quality education but to reduce the running cost of the home. Unfortunately, most get sexually molested.

That's why you see poor people with so many children.

christejames:
The rich parents derive pleasure in their wealth; that is, always thinking about how to keep their fortunes and grow higher than they are, but the poor ...


They derive pleasure in their libido always thrusting away their pains and sorrows thereby leading to some unplanned babies coming forth