₦airaland Forum

NwaNimo1:
Awaiting 'Jagabandits'

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bastardmod:
Starting from the scalp. They're either bald and struggling with weave on and stuff , or so hairy they have to shave to stay feminine. Why

Then the skin is pumped with hydroquinone and steroids to at least get something that won't scare you at night.

Breasts are either so tiny that push up bras are a must, or so large, they have flexural dermatitis underneath.

Smh

Tummy is bloated from drinking alcohol...yes they outdrink men now. Huge belly fat knocking the already unsightly body out of alignment.

Bottom is flat as f@#k. Very annoyingly flat, or swollen instead of nice and round.

Chai....and these are people whose only contribution to the table is their bodies oo...

Legs are either k or x or something worse. Na waa oo.

What of down under?....you don't wanna know...

Flabby scary rags of tissue hanging around like scarecrows.



I tire oo

Character zero, even to fine again na problem.


Please guys let's import Brazilians to help these mumu peoples ministry

anochuko01:
Very reactions on this thread.

Nigerians with their usual emotional outburst, slaying someone because he sinned differently. They'll do so many heinous things as individuals, but sex is where they draw the line because they're scared someone would sleep with their wives. If you like curse till thy kingdom come, if you marry a hoe, she'll simply give in to anybody.

KingOfAmebo:
When next you are reading something always check to see if it has happened before...

The French health minister said it has also seen 'hospitals at capacity, but keeping up with demand' as the 'earliest heatwave ever recorded' in 75 years hit.

So, since this has happened in the past it means it will happen again, that's how nature works, the world will continue to witness evolution and not some end of world bvllshit you always waste your time talking about.

Angelfrost:
While rain dey fall here everyday like no man's business...

Nigeria is just fortunate!

If only we had better citizens and leaders!

sweetman2022:
You have some valid points however I don't expect Atiku to win any state in the South here. South belongs to Obidient and Tinubu. Common man, who is in their right senses as a Southerner who vote for another Fulani man after the torment Buhari used herdsmen to raid on us. Even when we told him the way forward, he still did not agree. Are you telling me an average Ibo, yoruba, Edo, bayelsan and the likes will willingly vote another Fulani man? This is where I don't get you, except you have concluded we in the south here are fools and will continue to be so. Or do you expect Atiku to use Iron hands on Fulani herdsmen or Bandits or BokoHaram? Sometimes I just weep for my southern brothers and sisters like you who prefer to remain slaves to this Fulani people. How in God's name and equity should any Northerner wants to vie for president after Buhari has ruled for 8 solid years. It is still beyond my understanding. Worst of it is for a Southerner to campaign for them despite the suffering they waylay on us . I know I will vote for Obidient because he is simply the best candidate amongst all. Insecurity is at the highest point in this country and majority is caused by hausas and their Fulani counterpart and you expect Atiku, another Fulani man to fight them with iron hands, I can't stop laughing at the foolishness of my southern brothers.
Therefore I don't expect Atiku to even win a single state in Southern Nigeria despite I know some coconut head here will still vote him.
Tinubu is noth different from Buhari, he will be going from one medical check up to the other. That is why Obi is the best candidate nation wide, but if the northerners that wants to remain backward forever will not vote him, shouldn't we the Southerner do.

Microwhy:
Especially Telegram..

Regie2bless:
be like bubu sex tape don come out

sherylbaky:
She looks gorgeous at 52, she would have looked like 100yr old had she been married early. I hope she doesn't fall in the hand of a slave and master mentality man so marriage doesn't destroy her beauty soon. HML

Datboredberri:
Beautiful! I'm happy for her... But I wish women didn't think marriage is some achievement...

She was already somebody !

A man doesn't add to you.. He's just a companion... Shouldn't make you feel complete...

Candidlady:



Iguess the purpose of her coming to this world has been achieved/fulfilled she can now die in peace

Marriage ain't a gold medal or achievement

Celebrating you got caged/tied down to a being who is gonna definitely cheat on you.



Anyways Iam happy for her

GreatChizzy:
She still asks her Ex for money because her Ex is still fuc.king her!!! What's so difficult to understand there?

AsomArchitectNG:
Two useless adults

MaskSubzero:
I see her leaving the poor guy soon if he doesn't get a job quickly.
I see her moving over to the next rich guy.
I see her inviting her ex fiancee over to her marriage with the new guy.
this I have seen.
cc falseprophet falseprophet1

Built2last:
Of all problems in Nigeria. We are mourning please.

Torosk1:
Another format for Igbo bois

Kollins11:
Nice one from the husband.

No time for Simping around in marriage

Princeps:
I am from the South South. I can assure you that if Osibanjo is nominated, I will vote him over A-THIEF-KU. But I will never ever vote for THIEF-NUBU,

pacespot:
At least Osinbajo is better than that frogeyed fraud. He is more versed with Nigerian situation than any of the candidates.

Confirmedzombie:
Those close to Tinubu the Chicago drug baron should advice him to step down now and withdraw from the race.

The disgrace that will befall this ugly corrupt armed robber will cause him heart attack.

Tinubu will never rule Nigeria.

Over my dead body will this ugly greedy corrupt bullion van thief rule Nigeria.

I hate this Tinubu like mad. Old man that should be resting, he wants to rule Nigeria.
Nonsense

Acidosis:
So what do you want to achieve by not getting married?? Like your girl and babymama won't cheat on you either


Your babymama will cheat on you, and still take you to court when you fail to pay child support

The ball is in your court boss