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RomanceRe: Can't Go More Than Two Rounds.. by Tunagee(m): 1:27pm On Oct 22, 2021
Exkandayee:
So after 1st round you still wan enter second round, for what exactly,omo una dey tryoooh,see how a grown asssss man lamenting and crying over infected cuntus,
grin
PoliticsRe: #EndSARS: Protesters Fight Over Money At Lekki Tollgate by Tunagee(m): 1:36pm On Oct 20, 2021
Asquare84:
Jobless Nigeria youth
This comment is not nice at all.
PoliticsRe: EndSARS Memorial Protester Screams As Police Arrest Him In Lagos (Video) by Tunagee(m): 12:48pm On Oct 20, 2021
brownemmanuel43:
That Okechukwu must be an efulefu, no true son of his father would ever dream of joining ENDSARS protest at Lekki
If I happens to be his brother, I will just go straight to the station and tell the men in black to lock up and throw the key inside lagoon
Okechukwu, your brothers dey alaba, ikeja, ladipo and trade fair dey hustle to better their lives, u dey here dey protest for waiting no concern u. Let those that brought this monster protest
Hmmm!
PoliticsRe: EndSARS Memorial Protester Screams As Police Arrest Him In Lagos (Video) by Tunagee(m): 12:47pm On Oct 20, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Buhari will not escape the wrath of God angry
In fact ehn! Hmmmm!
HealthRe: Man Commits Suicide In Akwa Ibom After His Wife Dumped Him by Tunagee(m): 10:58am On Oct 19, 2021
onochurch:
MAN COMMITS SUICIDE IN HIS HOME

Mr Ukeme Robert is dead. An indigene of Ibiaku Ikot Oku in Ibiono Ibom local government area, Mr Ukeme committed suicide at his home.

Reasons for the decision to take his life are sketchy as he left no notes but his last interactions with people around him show he was going through difficult times financially plus the trauma of being abandoned by his wife.

From my findings Late Mr Ukeme Robert known on Facebook as Bebeto Roberto was visibly distressed in recent times and was unable to offset pressing financial commitments.

This brings to two the number of suicide cases recorded in Ibiono Ibom in the less than one month following the case of One Mr Edem.

Sad �



https://pmexpressng.com/how-man-committed-suicide-after-wife-dumped-him/
Its only a foolish man who would kill himself, especially cos a woman left him.
He was so foolish! Does he not know that humans would always be humans? besides, did he not know how women reason? The men whose wives stayed with them through thick and thin, were just lucky, or the women were God fearing.
CrimeRe: Bayo Sina Babarinde: Photos Of RCCG Member Shot Dead By Gunmen In Kwara State by Tunagee(m): 10:41am On Oct 19, 2021
AmazingELixir:
undecided


Baba G.O should send holy fire to the perpetrators of this heinous crime.


Just that people these days commit unimaginable crimes in the name of making monies and run to church to offer tithes and offering as a way of absolution.
Thats just it
CrimeRe: Bayo Sina Babarinde: Photos Of RCCG Member Shot Dead By Gunmen In Kwara State by Tunagee(m): 10:39am On Oct 19, 2021
TimFisher2:
undecided


I think is business gone wrong


Please if you had a deal with someone based on money issues

Make sure you honor your own bargain..don’t claim strong man and kinkong saying that guy no go do anything


Because in this Buhari era someone can go extra mile to murder you because of 50k gone wrong

People are not smiling these days!

********Modified*******

Compare the two pictures

The second picture shows when the man is still struggling...Owu dey do am shege

The first picture shows that the man has arrived...maybe hectares of land has been sold worth millions of naira.....he has upgraded even own an office of his own...life has come back to normal

No Owu again in his gene...maybe that’s the deal or business that uplifted his status, hence his assailants baying for his blood for none remission

Please that’s my own observation...before some people will start asking me questions of what i don’t know!
You have said it all
CrimeRe: Bayo Sina Babarinde: Photos Of RCCG Member Shot Dead By Gunmen In Kwara State by Tunagee(m): 10:37am On Oct 19, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
It's Obviously Not Cult Related.


Who doesn't know how Nigeria's Estate Agents tend to play World Cup with people's money.

He might have eaten somebody's last card.

Still nobody deserves to be murdered.
Exactly
CrimeRe: Lady Shoots Man Dead For Refusing To Kiss Her In US (Photo) by Tunagee(m): 5:03pm On Oct 18, 2021
Pierocash:
If I tell people that a lot of lunatics exist in this Western countries more than Africa they call me names. Their insecurity is worst than ours,you can die at any moment from the least of things less expected
Exactly.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by Tunagee(m): 9:41am On Oct 06, 2021
JustNumb:
Hey guys I'll just be brief.

Straight to the point.

My wife is having an emotional affair.

Whats making it worse?

It's with a pastor with wife and children. Her pastor when she was in another state.

Now they're both in different states.

How did I know?

I saw her chat with him about 2+ years ago, and saw all the sweet name calling, the pet names and how they tell each other their activities of the day and even marital problems.

All the red flags and checklist of an emotional affair have been ticked by them.

The only thing remaining is the sexual part.

We've been married for some years now, she was a virgin when I married her though I'm 100% sure they have not met since we got married.

But the issue here is that this is causing serious friction in our marriage.

When I first saw it, I gave some time to be sure and I confronted her and she denied and said he's just her pastor (denial is one of the checklist).

Some months later they didn't stop the communication, I was about to tell her mum cos she visited. She pleaded and I let it slide.

Fast forward to 2021 they are still in communication. This time around the so called pastor is even always reminding her to clear chats so I won't see it.

Now emotional affair is actually worse than sexual affair
This pastor has a wife. I just pity the wife cos I can imagine how she would also be feeling.

I provide for the home, I also had to change from biz to the one that makes me travel to something that makes me work from home so she won't say it's cos I'm not always around.

We struggle with our sex life. What do I mean? She doesn't like sex. She doesn't mind if we stay 1 year without sex.

But me I'm a man with sexual needs.

Now when I see the way she doesn't like sex and I remember this emotional affair, it drives me crazy.


Those who have passed thru this, how did you overcome this challenge?
I don't want a broken home for my children cos sometimes I feel like calling her people and telling them to take their daughter back. Infact I'll dash them the bride price.

Do I go and get a side chick? But that won't solve my problem.

Guys come to my aid.

Cos if we discuss this again, this will be the 3rd time we're talking about same issue and same guy.

Sorry wasn't brief wink
Women, nothing you do to please them. If you like give dem all the money, good sex and affection in this world, they would still misbehave. They are very complicated. I dont like them for anything except that they have some funny sweet stuff underneath their thighs. Most times, they are very complex to deal with.
In my opinion, she is still gonna have sex with that pastor ( to those simp men that allow their wives to be seeing pastors for counselling, una never know anything)
Just free her and let her go, but discuss with her family first with your evidence.
Then let her go with her miserable life like other fellow naija women. Bros let me tell you, emotional affair is very strong, if she is still with you in that home of yours, she wont give you peace of mind. LET HER GO!!!!
PhonesRe: Which Other Chat App Can Conveniently Replace Whatsapp by Tunagee(m): 10:36am On Oct 05, 2021
In the area of functionality, user friendly interface, you cant compare whatsapp to telegram. Telegram is a better option.
Christianity EtcRe: Worshippers Electrocuted At El-Adonai Evangelical Church In Abule-Egba, Lagos by Tunagee(m): 7:59pm On Oct 03, 2021
chatinent:
The pastors should be sued! You can't endanger people's lives all in the name of tithes and offerings.
You are funny
TV/MoviesRe: Angel Evicted From The Big Brother House by Tunagee(m): 7:56pm On Oct 03, 2021
saddler:
undecided

Finally this uncouth, shameless, untrained, public toilet has bern evicted from the house.

Those who kept voting for her can go suck her slippers boobz as compensation. tongue

This LovePeddler called angel is a disgrace to womanhood


Tueh!
Your comment is not nice. The ones covering their bodies are even worse than you think
FamilyRe: Effective Ways Of Connecting With Your Kids After Divorce Or Separation by Tunagee(m): 5:12pm On Sep 29, 2021
brushesz:
Parents should try as much as possible to avoid divorce.
Kids raised by separated parents cannot be like normal kids.
Exactly, but our naija ladies no dey ever care about this. Any small issue dem don carry their bag waka with kids, most times, especially when one silly guy out there don dey deceive them with material gains. They take action before they think.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Saga Introduces Nini To His Father (Video) by Tunagee(m): 12:25pm On Sep 29, 2021
LagosNissan:
That saga is a slowpoke. That's why it's good to have many kids.

I guess his problem is because he hasn't seen pussssy enough in his life.

The nini girl is not even sexxy, nothing. Tueh.
[b]The nini girl is not even sexxy, nothing. Tueh.
Chai! this guy funny ooooo!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Saga Introduces Nini To His Father (Video) by Tunagee(m): 12:25pm On Sep 29, 2021
LagosNissan:
That saga is a slowpoke. That's why it's good to have many kids.

I guess his problem is because he hasn't seen pussssy enough in his life.

The nini girl is not even sexxy, nothing. Tueh.
[b]The nini girl is not even sexxy, nothing. Tueh.

Chai! this guy funny ooooo!
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys Dump Lady's Body On Akure Road (Disturbing Pictures) by Tunagee(m): 11:15am On Sep 29, 2021
Our naija ladies will never learn, everything to them is money. Runs, prostitution,escorts, following yahoo boys, alhajis, and politicians everywhere!!! Too bad for who born her.
Science/TechnologyRe: Mystery As Hundreds Of Dead Ravens Fall Out Of The Sky In Russia ( Pics, Video) by Tunagee(m): 4:56pm On Sep 28, 2021
Hezzyluv:
.
Ogun and amadioha don do combo grin
grin
PoliticsRe: Ogun Governor Abiodun, Deputy, Speaker Relocate Abroad, Abandon State Functions by Tunagee(m): 4:49pm On Sep 28, 2021
tolakush92:
The most irresponsible governor Ogun has produced so far
Hahahahahahaha! This guy wicked oooo!! grin
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Fuel Scarcity: Customers Fight In Fuel Station by Tunagee(m): 4:46pm On Sep 28, 2021
winterlover:
See yawa oo.
This one go make person proud sey e dey naija small
Very funny, buy you are right. Nigeria aint the only dungeon in the world.
CrimeRe: My Brother Was Kidnapped, Beaten And Robbed In Lagos On His Way To Work by Tunagee(m): 11:21am On Sep 28, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
Never leave your home to any yeye work by 4 till it's 6:30 am cuz the days are evil

And don't enter buses that that is not branded the usual yellow � paint and has like 6 to 7 passengers in it.

Don't jump into a private car just because you want to save cost because many have gone, be careful.
And dont go to meet olosho or runsgirl anywhere during hook up. Dont let her decide the guest house; and the silly runsgirl(olosho) wey dey waka anyhow cos of wetin to chop, make you look well well before you go jam person for hookup ooooooo! Guys be more careful oooo, cos ladies can be used to trick you into the kidnappers arms too.
CrimeRe: Prince Kingsley Ogbuagu Kachi Kidnapped From Lagos Church By 3 Masked Men by Tunagee(m): 10:51am On Sep 28, 2021
lied:
That long post after being abducted, shows He planned the kidnapping.

Not even a single mistake to indicate he typed out of distress, no abbreviation sef to indicate he tried typing as fast as he could before being caught.
Very on point
TV/MoviesRe: Angel Vs Pere BBNaija Eviction Game: Who Joins The Top 5 Finalists? by Tunagee(m): 5:04pm On Sep 27, 2021
WarriAproko:
So this is the twist why not say a the evicted house mates should play this game than allowing viewers to vote
Exactly.
CelebritiesRe: 2Face Celebrates His Mother, Rose Idibia, On Her Birthday (Photos) by Tunagee(m): 2:14pm On Sep 27, 2021
tiswell:
Happy birthday mama
Your womb gave birth to a love living legend





More years to celebrate!!!
I'm inspired by this comment. wow!!!
CelebritiesRe: Teni: I'm Young, Cute & Rich. What Else Are You Looking For? (Video) by Tunagee(m): 11:31am On Sep 27, 2021
Is she a woman?
CrimeRe: UK Petrol Shortage: Stealing Of Gas And Petrol From Parked Cars On The Rise by Tunagee(m): 11:15am On Sep 27, 2021
The people saying the perpetrators are Nigerians are the biggest fools on earth with extreme mental slavery. Just wait for the slightest riot, and you would see oyinbos looting shops and stealing public and private items.
PoliticsRe: Segun Sowunmi: Dapo Abiodun Running Ogun Like A Level 13 Civil Servant by Tunagee(m): 5:58pm On Sep 24, 2021
Raydos:
He will soon dash the next BBNaija winner money again grin grin


Mumu Governor!
Hehehehehe!!! grin governor wey no get action, Nonsense!!!!
TravelRe: Life In Cyprus Is Not Easy - Nigerian Man Shares His Experiences (Photos) by Tunagee(m): 4:16pm On Sep 21, 2021
gamopy:
Nigeria is actually better than some countries we run to

If I can't migrate to grade A country, I move to grade B. Else make i kuku dey my naija
Naija is far better, asides security and way things are done here, favouritism and bad policies from corrupt and incompetent leaders. The country is far better than those places we run to.
TravelRe: Life In Cyprus Is Not Easy - Nigerian Man Shares His Experiences (Photos) by Tunagee(m): 4:13pm On Sep 21, 2021
elonmuskbaby:
He's absolutely right

There's one babe who we were school mates together wey dey like form big girl.she reach abroad when day break for her eyes say nobody to form big girl for when them give am Sweeper and mop to dey mop restaurant floor and God help her if she no clean am well.now shame dey catch am to go back to Naija because of all the people wey she don form for

Body dey tell am now.no more forming fake ajebo.paki babe wey dey live for iyabapaja for one rented flat wey no different from face me I slap you too dey form butty for school until all those people wey dey come Naija come sakamaje fools with Naija is a shit country bragging as if they're not in similar if not worse conditions were they are deceive am

Anyway please don't let any I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE STATES Naija person deceive you into looking for greener pastures in the abroad.if you are in Naija doing well for yourself be contented where you are.those Naija students doing 2 to 3 jobs to fund their education abroad body dey tell them not to talk of you wey dey go abroad to find job when Americans are suffering unemployment.

Infact Na from airport your suffer and disrespect go start especially with those with green passport please move this way.if them use 5 to 10 mins search others,you wey be nigerian them go use several minutes to search you and dissect all your belongings because they already think you're a criminal or drug trafficker because you're nigerian or you're carrying a green passport.

Thank God we're in ember month.by December again they'll come and deceive fools with I earn 1 thousand dollars a day and some nigerians who are relatively doing well for themselves in Naija will be stupid enough to sell their houses and car to travel out.one lecturer did it and he ended up being a gateman for a company,them give am uniform to wear.he dey suffer pass abok1 but shame no gree am come home because he has nothing if he comes home.i know of a secondary school principal who did similar thing,she dey pick dirty for Street for a living.principal o wey get master's degree.

There are another set of gullible Nigerians who use sending their children abroad as a status symbol meanwhile they pay through their nose and teeth to sponsor their kids abroad .they borrow money from all sorts of people so they can have the Bragging rights to say Omo mi study ni Oxford University only for the child to finish his degree there and they are telling him to go back home,he too will come and drag employment opportunities with Nigerians in Nigeria because there's nothing for him there



Anyway misery loves company.when Nigerians are suffering abroad,they don't like to suffer alone,they do all the most filthy jobs and then when it's Xmas,come home to form fake big boy to impress people who can be easily fooled.if a Nigerian is actually making good money with little or no stress,they will never invite you.ko possible because he will want to feel like an obi cubana so he can dominate and see people to worship him.you too think of it.why is he trying hard to convince you to come and join him? You think he loves you that much?
Fact and very onpoint. Most of us in naija are just foolish. The abroad thing made sense in the 80s and early 90s, but not now anymore.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Plus Boy Caught Cutting A Niger Delta University Student's Neck by Tunagee(m): 3:49pm On Sep 21, 2021
Unrated900:
You are tripping for the guy abiiii,ok continue
Nor be una Dey always rush follow
Those yahoo boys
I remember that year
We go Dey toast babe them no go gree for us
Them go say we no get anything
Why boys no go use una finish.
Well iPhone 13 kuku ma don come outside una puvssy go hear am well
Las las he no Dey read meter
Na so so mugu I nnocent man go end up put una for Ouse.
Marriage self na scam self
I dey tell you. Our Nigerian ladies are very foolish and gullible, The idiot almost ended her life cos of small peanut wey yahoo boy go dey give am. Dem full my area here in south west. All of them useless (yoruba girls) all have yahoo boyfriends cos of greed and laziness. It serves her well.
TravelRe: Arik Passengers Use Hand-Fan On Abuja Flight by Tunagee(m): 1:58pm On Sep 21, 2021
angelfallz:
Those of you asking why the windows weren't opened, I would assume you are just joking.
Dem never enter plane before, thats the reason.
RomanceRe: Tanzanian Lady Storms Streets In A Wedding Gown In Search Of A Husband by Tunagee(m): 9:25pm On Sep 16, 2021
chatinent:
There is a difference between needing a man and needing a man's surname.


Last time I checked, there are more men stalking ladies than there are women stalking men.


There are many much-unaccepted friend requests on your Facebook; more snubbed chats, and more.

Then why do some women still say they need men?

Your requirement in men, most times, only exists in heaven. How can you need a tall, handsome, pointed nose, British accent, take care of your needs, buy you anything you want, must have two houses and at least three cars, rich, honest and faithful guy..who will take you for who you are! Who are you! Go and mould that person naw. Kuku say you need your personal Lord and Saviour!

The only guy you claimed to love was Greg who was only concerned about using you until your carburetor knocked. And it is difficult most times to recognise these sorts.

Let me surprise you: the only requirement most men are looking for in a woman is a good character. Some men say they want virgins. Believe me, many men only want a good character. Other things are secondary.

You have refused to lift the fog to see beneath your makeup, breast, and hips. Continue singing you get yansh, you get breast, you sabi cook, you get this, you bi wife material.

Motivation yea? That uncle who sang that rubbish is married! Bubble poked!


Phillip that you are rejecting because of his kpomo lips have those qualities, then you let him off the hook.

Ndubuisi you told off loved you from his heart but you wrote him off due to his gigantic head! Ọ bụ isi ya ka ị ga -eri?

You rejected Thomas because of his protruding belly. You called his belly an amusement park!

You also used and dumped Samuel because he hadn't the kind of money you wanted!

You rejected Isaiah because of his bulging eye. You said he was Segun Eyerinze Version II.

Andrew was your first love yet you dumped him for the trophies of short-lived iPhones and Aba Brazilian wigs. Andrew cried and begged you not to leave but you wagged your hips on him and said he was no longer your type.

Joe is still showing the hints he is into you but you placed him in an eternal friendzone.

And there is Michael, a tall, handsome, and caring guy coming...you and your friends have already labeled him a player.

Going home, you are now considering drifting your life from revolving around money, to looking for a god-fearing man. Hey look, a food-flask-headed 2face is stopping you and telling you how he wants to marry you.

You are glad. He has a car..and it's a plus. Oh, he is even a doctor in Massachusetts. Oh, God thank you o. In fact, what God cannot do doesn't exist...even when you lied to him that Greg was your “first” and only guy who “raped” you.


Yapu, yapu, yapu, yapu...

Two months later..

Two seconds, e don end.

You realised he is married after he has nigeria-ed your body figure. Oh, all men are dogs.

You are on your DM now trying to respond to old chats if those oldies can bring back those words. Oh, most of them are married now. Others have learnt to be wiser. What a reverse psycology!


You feel you have failed as a woman. To whom do you run to? Oh, the society is expecting much now! Everyone is asking you personal questions about your children and husband. You mutter, can't they mind their business!

In mid-thought, you feel you have failed.

I'll tell you for free: you have not failed.

You have not just answered the big question.

I ask you, what do you really want!
You nailed it. Most Nigerian ladies are the cause of their marital misfortune

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