₦airaland Forum

angelfallz:
Those of you asking why the windows weren't opened, I would assume you are just joking.

chatinent:
There is a difference between needing a man and needing a man's surname.


Last time I checked, there are more men stalking ladies than there are women stalking men.


There are many much-unaccepted friend requests on your Facebook; more snubbed chats, and more.

Then why do some women still say they need men?

Your requirement in men, most times, only exists in heaven. How can you need a tall, handsome, pointed nose, British accent, take care of your needs, buy you anything you want, must have two houses and at least three cars, rich, honest and faithful guy..who will take you for who you are! Who are you! Go and mould that person naw. Kuku say you need your personal Lord and Saviour!

The only guy you claimed to love was Greg who was only concerned about using you until your carburetor knocked. And it is difficult most times to recognise these sorts.

Let me surprise you: the only requirement most men are looking for in a woman is a good character. Some men say they want virgins. Believe me, many men only want a good character. Other things are secondary.

You have refused to lift the fog to see beneath your makeup, breast, and hips. Continue singing you get yansh, you get breast, you sabi cook, you get this, you bi wife material.

Motivation yea? That uncle who sang that rubbish is married! Bubble poked!


Phillip that you are rejecting because of his kpomo lips have those qualities, then you let him off the hook.

Ndubuisi you told off loved you from his heart but you wrote him off due to his gigantic head! Ọ bụ isi ya ka ị ga -eri?

You rejected Thomas because of his protruding belly. You called his belly an amusement park!

You also used and dumped Samuel because he hadn't the kind of money you wanted!

You rejected Isaiah because of his bulging eye. You said he was Segun Eyerinze Version II.

Andrew was your first love yet you dumped him for the trophies of short-lived iPhones and Aba Brazilian wigs. Andrew cried and begged you not to leave but you wagged your hips on him and said he was no longer your type.

Joe is still showing the hints he is into you but you placed him in an eternal friendzone.

And there is Michael, a tall, handsome, and caring guy coming...you and your friends have already labeled him a player.

Going home, you are now considering drifting your life from revolving around money, to looking for a god-fearing man. Hey look, a food-flask-headed 2face is stopping you and telling you how he wants to marry you.

You are glad. He has a car..and it's a plus. Oh, he is even a doctor in Massachusetts. Oh, God thank you o. In fact, what God cannot do doesn't exist...even when you lied to him that Greg was your “first” and only guy who “raped” you.


Yapu, yapu, yapu, yapu...

Two months later..

Two seconds, e don end.

You realised he is married after he has nigeria-ed your body figure. Oh, all men are dogs.

You are on your DM now trying to respond to old chats if those oldies can bring back those words. Oh, most of them are married now. Others have learnt to be wiser. What a reverse psycology!


You feel you have failed as a woman. To whom do you run to? Oh, the society is expecting much now! Everyone is asking you personal questions about your children and husband. You mutter, can't they mind their business!

In mid-thought, you feel you have failed.

I'll tell you for free: you have not failed.

You have not just answered the big question.

I ask you, what do you really want!

heavenlyrace:
Country hard yes, many people feeling the heat but it did not justify the reason for you to sell your body ( the temple of the holy spirit) to men, be contented with what you have, God will see us all through as long as we remain faithful

OpinionCounts:
They can't do nothing with it except you believe they can.
They are not greater than the Almighty God that created the child.

By our thoughts and conscious acceptance we give power to all these powerless elements.

Slurity:
In MFM, we burn it to ashes after praying on it.

Evaloyal2J:
The senate must look into this trouser of a thing. Is it that the material wasn't enough or there wasn't electricity to iron the jumper?

slim75d:
people are wicked, i swear the tailor that sewed this trouser is an ipob member. He has suceeded in making our dear president look like a motherless kangaroo. Mtceww

Lexusgs430:
Which man no go collapse.........

Pacesetter123:
I hope you have kept to your vow by deactivating your nairaland account?

Donlamzy:
Let’s hear what she will have to say after she gets to know that her promiscuous attitude was the one that got her out of the house instead of making her stay longer in the house…
She thought she was giving us highlights , lol mumu

obonujoker:
Consequences of Adultery, Pride, Overconfidence and uncourteousness... Also don't fight politicians future slay queen food...

Kajaard:
So your conclusion is that 100% (or all Nigerian girls) are already used products

Sirmuel1:
She also told me that her boyfriend and his yahoo friends usually have group sex with her


This alone can make me end a relationship. That's why I make my findings before going intimate with any Lady.

criuze:
If she's a born again then she's a new creature


All things has passed away

Jashub:
My brother, if you're looking for a soulmate without a dark past then I'm sorry to say that you'll never find that person (at least not in this generation of evildoers ). And as it stands now, that young lady loves you and for her to tell you about her past means she's willing to build a trusting future with you. What if she didn't tell you...wouldn't you have still continued? Guy, forget about her past and try and build a future with her. After all, you don't know if God wants to bless you through this woman

Peace

valentineuwakwe:
I dont believe this angel is like this outside the real world. .its just part of her game plan in this BBN. ..if she don't wear pants, what then does she wears when in her menses? She has study the game plans and knew viewers and voters would love it serve hot and anyone exposing anything.....she was seen fingering herself and such weird stuff would have got her voted out. But ask yourself, why is she still in the house and Maria was voted out!

Skyfornia:
That girl na raz...man wey marry this one should be ready to father many children from different men. She will seduce your neighbour, driver, gateman and house boy in your absence.

CondemnBattery:
Not forgetting Boma.

That guy na disgrace to delta state

kenzysmith:
My guy okro must stay o he must finish the good works he started.

Ebuka : Tega what would you miss most in the big brother house
Tega : I think I will be missing boma manhood I have never had it that good and I really hope my husband divorce me if not I will still divorce him cause I really need to have a happy sex life

shegz24:
She fine?

silibaba:
I still don't know why men pay to have sex with women, be it a prostitute, side chick or girl friend. They enjoy sex more than the men. The only point in time a man enjoy it is during the ejaculation, but women enjoys it from the beginning to the ending. They need it more than men. They only pretend.

#stoppayingforsex

Dimitarr:
I hear things like this, and i just think you guys are joking. Like once a moth... Like say na period. Abi na as you collect salary she dey knack, so the month you no collect salary no knack for you be that... Fantabolous.
And you are supposed to do what when konji catch you..... or one sexy babe in your office is giving you eye and you want to go home and cure the konji she will give you dudu osun or what...

it is well.. i hope this is not a fresh marriage because you are in for a long ride better just order for cartoon of Vaseline and dudu osun

abc115:
https://www.timesofisrael.com/us-military-disables-scores-of-aircraft-before-leaving-kabul-airport/

Zetty177x:
American visa ..u nor see as Afghans de drop from plane like lizards and die? All to go America? Even as Afghanistan bad reach, e better pass Nigeria

Fahdiga:
Too bad. My child will never live with anyone including my blood sister. Women are generally wicked and irrational

BKayy:
It's like one of the criteria of being an African female footballer is ugliness followed by Flat chest.

Those girls, that's if they were ever girls should do something to their flat chest atleast. We understand that they are naturally ugly but the chest is something we can't come to terms with.

slimkhalifa:
No go redeem oo .. D ghostlosho go kill u..
Go cele or c&s

slimkhalifa:
No go redeem oo .. D ghostlosho go kill u..
Go cele or c&s