₦airaland Forum

efficiencie:
Guy a word of caution. I have a couple of "What ifs" for you. What if she is an agent looking to harvest your sperm? What if she is carrying magun and she needs you to help her remove it at the expense of your life? What if she is the sex starved wife of a former SARS officer? What if she has a disease and she is on a revenge mission to wreck as many masculine idiots as possible? What if she needs your soul for ritual? What if she needs the glory or aura on your life? What if she is pregnant and she needs to dump it on your sorry ass? What if she needs you to get her pregnant so that she can dump it on an unfortunate man somewhere? What if the 200,000 is the price of your life? What if you get the thing that you will use and that thing raises your blood pressure during sex to levels so fatal that you develop a stroke and head straight to hell where demons are expecting your arrival for the slapping competition? Dude don't let your rod lead you to the valley of the shadow of death. Don't let your pipe drain you of your sense upstairs. May the grace of the Lord Jesus, the love of God and sweet fellowship of the HolySpirit bestow sense on you now and forevermore. Amen.

Optimistguy1969:
Op, are you sure you know what explosion mean?!

Explode ke?
And people are still carrying their bags?!

Reference:
'...problematic flight in Lagos...'
Are there any flights within Lagos.... perhaps from Ikeja to Victoria Island?.... cannot understand...

proxillin:
So much fun at the wedding. I noticed something. And this is not the first time.

The Bride was just an average looking lady. I don't want to sound rude by saying she is ugly. Despite the heavy makeup, she is still what she is.

But the story is, all her entourage, best lady, bridal train were beautiful straight girls. Her friends are so gorgeous. I kuku mingled with 3 of them exchanged whatsapp numbers. And they are telling me they are single.

I keep asking, why are guys always marrying these average looking girls? Who marries these beauty queens? They are always friends of brides.

Or is it me not getting the gist?

Righteousness2:
If all that makes you marry a lady or guy is just Physical Beauty , Handsomeness or 6 Packs, you are in for Long thing. You have Conciously entered One Chance.

Ofadaman:
These guys are preparing for war in 2023 when Buhari leaves office.

angelfallz:
by the time them tax you finish for UK eh!

Johncables402:
What is your problem with Nigerians who want to leave this hellfire of a country?why are you this wicked? Any country is better than Nigeria right now, and you know we are the most hardworking people and we will become successful in any situation. Stop this negativity.

larryking540:
I swear ,he has started well and he wan destroy everything ,the way people day advocate of relocateing overseas ,it's very terrible ,,,,like say to get 1millionare in UK is easy ,this is the part most Nigeria living in UK will not tell you ,,,,,they go just lock up ,when u arrive there then reality go show for your eye .... house way most people living in UK can't even build u wan sell your own go abroad ...na waooo

kingthreat:
Let police enter the matter abeg

HelloWriter:
But, how come the boy mentioned some names? If he didn't mention those names, how did his brother at home know such names exist at Dowen? Let's wait for a possible counter-statement from the Oromoni family before we can tell who is telling the truth or not. Sometimes, certain dirty practices may be going on among students unknown to the school managers.

crestedaguiyi:
Na people wey dey hail you still make you dey jump for any thread seeking likes with your conspiracy

Guyman02:
He would be asked several questions at the same that will disorient him first, who invited you, how did you get the information, how did you know this place, who allowed you inside, security search him, Police we have an intruder deal with him, he is constituting nuisance, he came with fake invitation and fake certificates.
Take him out of this premises immediately!

jubrilELsudan:
AM SURE IT WAS HER KUKUNASE THAT WAS INTERVIEWED

Tinubuadvocate:
Pay your debt oni gbese.

Ammishaddai:
This reminds of a powerful proverb : the borrower is a slave to the lender .

Taywon:
Were una dey see all this dirty ladies......

Op u gat upgrade ur self.

Datboredberry:
This short paragraph...and you've proven that most Nigerian men lack common sense...

When you willingly, stupidly give out money, why wouldn't your girlfriends feel entitled?

And what sort of slowpoke spends this much for sex? Before you criticize those girls, evaluate your state of mind...

Give that money to your parents, or friends or other unfortunates in your community... The work on your personality... So you don't have to BUY sex like an Incel...

You keep encouraging her greed... If you do the same with a man, he would still demand money from you... It's not a gender thing...

Breeze111:
Early this year, my babe broke up with me. According to her, she told me there is a man who is asking her hand for marriage and her parent has already giving her the go ahead to marry d man..

She told me the man is rich and promise to buy her car, bla-bka-bla so I told her there is no problem, she can go ahead since am not ready yet after all am just a shoe-maker still waiting for my NYSC...

Bt of lately like last two weeks this babe started disturbing me that we should come and she is sorry... Well I don't know how she get to know that my mum lent me 600k to start up, of wish am doing well now by his "Grace" and at the same time serving my country presently...

So according to her, she say the man just only wanted to sleep with her and because she refuse and told the man to wait till after their wedding the man broke up with her...as it stands now I don't really know what to do...

WiszyFraud:
Man of god... Allow us to chill small na

Rexymania:
Something is telling me Dangote has an hand in this. That guy won dominate Nigeria to the core

MufasaLion:
Someone that couldn't relocate his family is here writing thesis on how to relocate people. I doubt if you have even been outside the shores of the country before.

snoopz:
Na this kin woman dey make person think twice before cheating, she stood by him in his darkest moments but if na iPhone geng, Dem for don tear race by now

billyG:
That's is not a good thing to happen to any old person it turns them to a bambino that can wee,poo on themselves,say incoherent gibberish & have to lock them indoor not to get lost in d neigbourhood,i have witnessed a boy told his dementia father to go back inside if not he will not buy him biscuits & he obeyed like a toddler.
For Olu his time to take a bow is near.

emmanuelbrown26:
Baba leave the woman jare, she dey enjoy the panel beating, if not tell me why a woman would be enduring the beating up till this stage, also for people to be passing without saying anything shows that the woman is really enjoying it

ednut1:
Donate them to hungry zoo animals