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PropertiesRe: Budget For A 3 Bedroom Bungalow by Tunagee(m): 4:23pm On Dec 27, 2020
Driedfish:
Meow meow




Bruh, no ever build house for Village.

Instead, use that money rent better crib even if na 1 bedroom for GRA axis.


No go ghetto or low income earners place!
You are right, but even oyinbos get ghetto or low income earners community.
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennanda: “My Plumber's Body Odour Is Killing Me” by Tunagee(m): 4:04pm On Dec 27, 2020
Na Yoruba man the plumber go be. Most of these Yoruba artisans always have body odour; cloth smelling from previous days sweat, a strong armpit odour. Yorubas are just something else. The female Yorubas are always having pussy odour. I had to beg my wife to be bathing at night before bedtime. Am 100% Yoruba oooo! Its just that I don't care cos I say things as it is.
RomanceRe: She Said I'm Too Gentle For Her by Tunagee(m): 11:15am On Dec 26, 2020
You can never please women. If she ain't okay, abeg just leave her let her go and meet those idiots, thugs, yahoo boys, ritualists and abusers. Always learn to be who you are. If she is not ready to accept your personality, give her red card quick quick. I don't take nonsense. My wife knows I don't take rubbish. Never be a simp ooooo bros, e no go pay you ooooo!!!!! Women wey my papa mess up like say dem be piece of shit!!! Wey boys dey convert to single mums everywhere!!!
RomanceRe: Why doesn't she Want A Second Round? by Tunagee(m): 5:04am On Dec 25, 2020
Bros, no waste your time. She might be circumcised, I have same issue here. Even while pregnant, she no dey even dey in the mood for sex.
PoliticsRe: Kogi Workers Jubilate As Yahaya Bello Pays Salaries Before Christmas by Tunagee(m): 5:39pm On Dec 24, 2020
Kufre67:
Call to be president is making him try to impress

Please someone should support me this Xmas, am broke.
Thanks. 3082318395 essien k.s first bank
Are you a lady? then chat me via my phone on signature. Let's do give and take
TravelRe: Sad Truths About Living Abroad by Tunagee(m): 6:02am On Dec 24, 2020
SavageBoy:
Did you read and understand what she wrote in the last paragraph?...especially what she wrote in the last two lines of her post

You had better worked on your understanding and comprehension before you come and start disgracing your local government here
No mind them. Dem no sabi English ni
TravelRe: Sad Truths About Living Abroad by Tunagee(m): 5:31am On Dec 24, 2020
Sonnobax15:
cheesy. And the op ended up speaking the mind of over 99% of Nigerians living in Nigeria by saying he would choose abroad over Nigeria over and over again...

The truth is that I don't have any single problem with our leaders,but you see that angel that directed the sperm that formed me to Nigeria,me and am must throw blows when we go finally meet for heavenhuh
The same angel that could have killed you as a toddler, or even in the womb through evacuation. You better thank God for gift of life.
HealthRe: 17-year-old Boy Dies In Ondo After Smoking ‘colorado’ by Tunagee(m): 8:01pm On Dec 23, 2020
Yoruba's are just foolish sets of people, I don't care. Am Yoruba so this is not a tribal issue. An Igbo boy of his age is already building an empire for himself. Come to my area and you see an Igbo boy of less than 15 years doing well in business. But our Yoruba youths will be looking for shortcuts, yahoo, bettings,following gangs, trying to be hard, drinking sepe and other stuffs, and fuccking girls upandan.The Yoruba girls will bleach their skins, apply tatoo and be doing ashawo upandan.
I wonder the kind of upbringing Yorubas have.
The guy is stupid, in fact, very foolish. He should go and meet his mentor, devil wherever he is. Nonsense!!!!
EducationRe: Ogun Battles Cultism In Secondary Schools As Teenage Cultists Unleash Terror by Tunagee(m): 2:53pm On Dec 23, 2020
SAMBARRY:
Hmn

These rats are just laboratory experimental rats

Unfortunately many of these poor kids don't have Sense

The rich are using children of the poor to do their selfish and dirty/violent jobs while the children of politicians,drug dealers,technocrats and professors are in Cambridge, Oxford and Havard university studying

The rich will give these ignorant filthy rats guns and weed to destroy their Political enemies.when they finish their assignments they won't collect their guns and ammunitions back and thats what they'll use in killing themselves

Youths listen to me,any man or woman giving you gun to kill his real or perceived enemies and not give you money, opportunity, empowerment or connection to rise up, start a buisness or go to school doesn't love you and doesn't give a damn about your future or your family.

If not Shebi MC oluomo has sons and daughters? Why are they not doing street cultism and running errands for politicians and drug Lords at the mercy of their garage chairman to survive? Why is his son not an aiye or eiye on the streets of Oshodi,wasted and on drugs? Why is his daughter not in the garage Hawking drugs weeds and fuckin street Cultists.think!

They'll give their children the right connections, enlightenment and Enough security and support system while they give you guns and weed and paltry sums of money that they don't even give to Their private prostitutes,think!

If you are a son of a nobody and you're still doing cultism,then you deserve whatever befalls you.ive seen cases where children of the rich do cultism and when police totures and locks them up,the parents will come and bail them out the next day and before you know it they're cosetted in one palatial estate in canada.meanwhile it was over 10 boys they locked up for cultism.its only their son they'll bail while you that you're a son of a vulcaniser or daughter of a pepper grinder in the market that has no one to bail you out when you get into trouble,you're dabbling into cultism.na suffer head you come this world do? You grew up in penury and hunger,you joined cult and all your life was robbing, killing and stealing with no rest of mind living like a vagabond because you're dodging both police ,soildier and your rival cult groups that can kill you anytime.if they don't kill you,they waste your parents.no school,no job,no buisness,no sanity,no rest of mind in this kind of toxic country? Have you no sense?

Remember MC oluomos kids are professional nurses earning millions in Naira,fasholas son finished his PhD in one private university and he is now a professional outside nigeria,vice Chancellors children are silent millionaires while they're sending you on a dangerous, hazardous mission that if you're caught, they'll deny you within the twinkling of an eye and leave you to suffer till you die.your parents suffered and you too allow yourself to be used like a pawn.

Why didn't Rotimi Amaechi or Tom (that cultist guy in Niger Delta) why didn't he give his sons guns to go and do pipeline vandalism or kidnap expatriates? Those ones that are encouraging cultism,where are their children?

If they're not in the best private universities in Nigeria, they're abroad and once they finish their education,job is waiting for them even if they came out with 3rd class but you from a humble background with no support system,who will bail you out when the consequences of cultism falls on you? Your illiterate mother barely struggling to survive or your father who doesn't know anybody?
Wow! Great words
PoliticsRe: NIMC Shuts Lagos Office To NiN Registrants by Tunagee(m): 6:20pm On Dec 21, 2020
Willie2015:
I did my NIN reg...
under 10min after lockdown...
Collect the soft copy and hard copy...
For my records...
D inevitable thruth is dat...
Nigerians only respond to deadline...
Give them 2 years extension...
They wont still register!
You just stated what's on my mind. Why wait for this panicking time to now go to register? The awareness has been there since 6 years ago; asides that, FG, at a point in time, made it a prerequisite for Jamb registration then applicants besieged the Alausa office of NIMC before it was relaxed. All these was a warning sign that the National ID is compulsory. Even though most of us that registered 2014 don't have the plastic ID's yet, it was already stated that the plastic ID's won't be necessary anymore; just register and get your NIN.
I believe the NIN can be generated online once you register on their platforms, then you visit the nearest office for biometrics. What is needed now is the NIN number, biometrics can be done soon.
PhonesRe: NIN Matching: 9mobile Launches Portal For Instant Verification by Tunagee(m): 8:36am On Dec 21, 2020
But your network delayed in generating this seamless and stress free codes and links. Other telecoms sent out theirs almost the next day after FG broke the news.
We now know the unserious network providers.
RomanceRe: There Is Nothing Wrong With Being A Prostitute - Twitter Lady by Tunagee(m): 10:15am On Dec 17, 2020
virginprincess:
There is everything wrong in being a prostitue, i can't imagine selling my body for money, GODFORBID.
That mean you are the only Nigerian girl left. I love you so much for this comment, if you mean it. How can beautiful, well educated ladies be doing prostitition?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Is Depressed Because People Insulted For Having Big Saggy Pawpaw. by Tunagee(m): 8:27am On Dec 17, 2020
Swiitdoll:
U are right about the last part of ur statement. I barely have any boobs, don’t even see the need to wear bra but both my exes loved it, Infact they said not to add weight cos they don’t even want it bigger and I was surprised as I was so insecure about having next to nothing. There’s someone for everyone this girl is seeking attention
But you have a big behind and pointed nipples. Its okay for us
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Is Depressed Because People Insulted For Having Big Saggy Pawpaw. by Tunagee(m): 8:23am On Dec 17, 2020
CalliDora1:
Why did she too display it to them?

Wear what will cover you, no. Everybody wants to slay in plunging neck dress or braless tops. Some clothes are not for everyone. Know this and save yourself some embarrassment.

She brought it upon herself, so I don't pity her. Next time she'll learn to dress properly. Even what she's wearing in this video doesn't do justice to that part of her body.
But I love it, and it also arouses me when its braless
RomanceRe: How Do I Put Off My Neighbour Wife Without Offending Her ?? by Tunagee(m): 3:17am On Dec 16, 2020
Dreyton36:
Op talk true shey na Afonja woman ?

Na deir way be that , Dem nor dey use eye see preeq at all
Funny you!
RomanceRe: My Neighbor Is Chasing My Wife Behind My Back by Tunagee(m): 2:29am On Dec 16, 2020
Omihanifa:
Go and screen shot this my post for reference purposes

That neighbour of yours will later fork your wife angry it's just a matter of time

The more the two of them see each other everyday in that compound, the more the urge and attraction will grow

** The best thing for you to do is to PACK OUT
Then the lady is an ashawo! Pack out for wetin na! If she is truly disciplined and decent, she would keep declining, and even keep embarassing him openly until he leaves her one day.
If una pack out, you know the kind person wey she go jam again where she dey go?.
PhonesRe: FG To Disconnect SIM Cards Not Synchronised With National ID Number by Tunagee(m): 10:23pm On Dec 15, 2020
olatade:
They should bare it in mind that covid 19 is on a second wave invasion. This is not the time to jam pac the offices of telecom operators and 2 weeks is to short to synchronise millions of customers.
Subscribers don't need to besiege their offices, a simple google form kind of document can be generated for customers to fill and submit to the telecomm firms. The notice is too short.
Christianity EtcRe: 'You Will Marry Next Year'- Adeboye Prays for Single Men Wasting Time (Video) by Tunagee(m): 9:49am On Dec 13, 2020
Men, make una look well ooo! About 80% of our young Nigerian ladies now are into prostitution(runs)ooo!!! Make una shine una eye ooo! Na ashawo full outside now ooo, wey men don destroy their puusssssy and yahoo boys don sell their glories. Shine your eyes oooo!!!
RomanceRe: Need A Female Sex Friend Around Ikeja by Tunagee(m): 8:56am On Dec 10, 2020
Olosho and runsgirls full Ikeja wella
PhonesRe: What Happened To These Popular Phone Brands? by Tunagee(m): 7:29pm On Dec 09, 2020
Blackberry failed to work on their terrible batteries. For a mobile office device with a high functionality, batteries strength ought not to have been compromised.

Secondly, blackberry devices failed to imbibe or follow their android technology. They decide to remain with their old operating system which had limited functions compared to android.

Thirdly, RIM the makers of blackberry failed to bring in Whatsapp into their chatting apps as they solely relied on their bb messenger. Other android devices already had Whatsapp which was a widely accepted social media app then.


For Motorola, a dying American phone company, Lenovo, a chinese computer firm bought them over so as to enter the US markets and compete favorably.
RomanceRe: Guys Need Advice I Caugth My Girlfriend On A Runs Website by Tunagee(m): 4:55pm On Dec 07, 2020
Introduce her to us na make we help you chop am since she is a runsgirl then we give her urgent 2k
PoliticsRe: No Protest, Gathering In Lagos State - Police by Tunagee(m): 4:53pm On Dec 07, 2020
Lanrelagboi:
POLICE PRESS RELEASE, LAGOS STATE COMMAND, DATED 7TH DECEMBER 2020.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/breaking-endsars-no-protest-at-lekki-toll-plaza-police/%3famp=1
Hahahaha! Boys wan chop Christmas rice and chicken. Who wan die?
RomanceRe: Guys Need Advice I Caugth My Girlfriend On A Runs Website by Tunagee(m): 4:45pm On Dec 07, 2020
adeolaSexy:
When you are too poor to provide for the poor girl, why won't she take to runs to make ends meet?
Is he her father?
PoliticsRe: #EndSARS: Police, Soldiers Storm Lekki Toll Plaza by Tunagee(m): 1:57pm On Dec 07, 2020
Hammyaladin:
I'm forced to ask this question. Is it only Lagos that the protest is to hold or whathuh

NIGERIA has 36 Fucking states and only one or two is been used as a Scale goat.
Go and look at the circular that has been going round for the past 3 weeks.
RomanceRe: Nurse Found Dead After Marathon Sex With Lover In Lagos by Tunagee(m): 6:55am On Dec 07, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
when they Bleep like horses, why them no go Bleep person to death. Everyone needs to be careful the people they Bleep with.
:

When una go dey say faster faster harder harder and most foolish men want to impress women. Once am done, am done; if you are not okay, go employ horse
EducationRe: Heavy Gunshots As NANS Convention In Abuja Turns Bloody, Many Injured by Tunagee(m): 9:37am On Dec 04, 2020
Nonsense! Abeg next news jare.
RomanceRe: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Tunagee(m): 12:30pm On Dec 02, 2020
Seyzcham91:
You See why You shouldn't take any of these naija girls serious again, imagine that! "she got someone to take care of her better" and i can bet with my two balls say that other person she's referring to just wanna have multiple taste of her pussy ni and after that that one go dump her kleptomaniac Ass

I hate naija girls with passion ehn

Thank God i no get any girl i dey serious with and i dey Bleep steady

na make person dey see pussy Bleep steady sure pass and dey see stress release


e dey important


since i don stop commitment to any naija girl money don dey last for my hand!
5k dey be like 50k in my account now
I gbadun your comment jare
RomanceRe: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Tunagee(m): 12:10pm On Dec 02, 2020
Karlifate:
The harsh truth is, women love comfort & in this materialistic generation, money provides that comfort.
They are fools! Let them also go and work hard. Their fathers and mothers were wretched too, that's a the reason. A woman who has seen wealth while growing up won't be too materialistic, but you see all these poverty girls doing runs upandan, they will be looking for father Christmas. I hate Nigerian ladies I tell u
RomanceRe: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Tunagee(m): 12:07pm On Dec 02, 2020
Nuttella:
Does suffering equate for a being a wife material? What kind of poverty mentality is that?
So ladies must depend on men for survival? What happens to ladies too making things work by being a career woman and also supporting the husband? Av always disliked Nigerian ladies cos of their mentality.
RomanceRe: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Tunagee(m): 12:04pm On Dec 02, 2020
Mitsurugi:
That's how I married my wife. She was the first lady to tell me to return my father's car and start taking transport till I buy my OWN. Predictably fair weather chics fled grin. She even gave me T. Fare to keep on at a job that was owing me till I got a better one. But me gifts too. That was when I knew she was THE ONE. I married her without a job, we slept on the floor for the first few months. But today, our home is a pride and I bought that my own car and I don't think it when it comes to spending on her. And yes, she's a Nigerian Igbo woman grin Jumoke is right because some specie of slay things we have these days ehn... angry
Where can one get such ladies now? Very very difficult.

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