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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Meets Artist Bodataiye Oniyakuya: Receives Funny Potrait Of Himself by tuzle(m): 6:36pm On Oct 19, 2021
Urbanchampion:
You won't get the point, because you're not Yoruba, you could have ignore it all together. The concept behind it is the "oniyakuya" I can't translate it though
who told u I a not yoruba, do u know me or have we ever interacted before? And oniyakuya means someone who draws rubbish.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Meets Artist Bodataiye Oniyakuya: Receives Funny Potrait Of Himself by tuzle(m): 3:34pm On Oct 19, 2021
If it were a 2year child who drew that, it would have been better. But for an adult to draw that nonsense, he deserves slap, a very hot one. But I like sanwolu sense of humour. If it were buhari, DSS would have arrested that guy and charge him for terrorist attack against the president.
Sports › Re: Lucas Hernández Sentenced To Prison For Disobeying A Judge by tuzle(m): 5:37pm On Oct 13, 2021
I don't understand, since both of them are happy together why still arrest him?
Politics › Re: Charles Awuzie: Religion In Nigeria Feasts On Poverty, Lack Of Functional System by tuzle(m): 5:10pm On Oct 10, 2021
SUFFERInSMILIIN:
Please it is no use blaming the leaders it is because the Citizens are stupid. The average Nigeria we only vote for somebody which can do nothing and abroad. They will tell you like the most vote for somebody which can do nothing for them in Europe and America are people are a bunch of illiterate with all the people wish they voted for where are they. Nigerian know who can develop a country never vote for him. Do only person or people can follow it's a criminal bunch of illiterate.
I tried reading your comment, but i couldn't understand what you typed. Try reading through what u wrote and u would understand what I am saying.
Sports › Re: Messi, Kane, Neymar Nominated For Ballon D'or. by tuzle(m): 7:32pm On Oct 08, 2021
All this Messi fans self, lewadoski deserves it more than anyone on that list, they are just shouting up and down.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Burundi President To Fire All Married Government Officials With Side-chicks by tuzle(m): 1:49pm On Oct 08, 2021
How are they going to know if someone has a side chick, it is not like it is written on the fore head.
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores, Provides Assist As Barcelona Defeat Arsenal 4-1 by tuzle(m): 6:29am On Oct 06, 2021
This barca team are so good, I am not surprised they beat arsenal ladies. U can compare them to the barca team under guadiola, they are just so dominant. If u team arsenal ladies are bad, just check the current epl women super league table and their recent form.
Career › Re: My Experience Today by tuzle(m): 7:42pm On Sep 30, 2021
fergie001:
Circle Geometry is tough but more easier for those who studied Further Mathematics.

I perfected Bearings & Distances, Latitude & Longitude whilst I was serving upon all my "Chike Obi" in Mathematics. cheesy
I am good at some part of further math and I dislike some topics. Most of my mts courses in the university, I had A's.
Career › Re: My Experience Today by tuzle(m): 5:33pm On Sep 30, 2021
fergie001:
Bearings & Distances, Circle Geometry; these are always tough ones.

Chai.....take heart.
I like bearing and distance, but dislike circle geometry. Circle geometry examples in the text books are always simple, but waec questions is a different case.
Politics › Re: Ladoja: Tinubu’ll Be Law-Abiding, Respect Federal Character As President by tuzle(m): 6:34am On Sep 27, 2021
mybiz234:
Mention specifically what Tinubu has done in Lagos State. Be specific.
they will tell u he laid a ground work for the governor's after him, he also selected them for continuity and him u tell them otherwise, they call u ipob
Sports › Re: Juventus Win Their First Serie A Game Since Cristiano Ronaldo Left by tuzle(m): 9:26am On Sep 23, 2021
Realist1:
My brother you know ball abeg.What I wanted to say you said it and even added more.All these Messi fans just say things about Ronaldo's time at Juventus and leave out the details.Juventus employed Pirlo to win them champoins league,Pirlo ,a rookie coach!

Thanks a lot for this reply.All grin wink
do u know what use to pain me most about messi fans. They would always bring up the fact that Ronaldo promised to win champions league for juve when he joined, but they forget that Messi held a press conference where he promised to bring back the champions league to camp nou. How do u call a player who scored over 80 serie a goals in 3 seasons a failure?
Crime › Re: EFCC Declares Adewale Jayeoba Wanted For Alleged Case Of Investment Scam by tuzle(m): 3:08pm On Sep 20, 2021
Wkc has become popular. Any time I remember his case I use to laugh. If u see how is middle men use to praise him then, they even go as far as calling him daddy. He scammed funaab.
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Ignored Mauricio Pochettino's Handshake After Being Substituted. by tuzle(m): 10:08am On Sep 20, 2021
pacespot:
And who told you they couldn't have won the game if Messi stayed on on the match.
they won it without Messi, that is all we know
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Ignored Mauricio Pochettino's Handshake After Being Substituted. by tuzle(m): 9:38am On Sep 20, 2021
pacespot:
When you got a priced asset for free, that is how you treat him. If PSG had forked out €500 millions for Messi's signature, would they have treated him that way? Thank goodness Messi did not sign a lifelong contract with them, only two years, he can choose to leave the club on a free transfer by then.
so Messi is to big to be subbed, Ronaldo too was subbed against young boys. Don't forget they won the game after they subbed Messi.
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Ignored Mauricio Pochettino's Handshake After Being Substituted. by tuzle(m):
paulolee:
no be lie...same way he scored for fun for Juve n we kno how it ended..
wen time reach I go remind u because I too like EPL fans for their bluntness...Mk season end bro
he spent three seasons In serie a and was among the top two goal scorers in those seasons, he also scored more than 20goals each season. So I don't understand what u are trying to say
Sports › Re: Messi Has The Most Expensive Car Collection Of All Athletes by tuzle(m): 8:45am On Sep 20, 2021
Timekeeper:
grin grin
Not like the failure Dt scores tap in goals

Someone remind me of his name again

Tapnaldo Penaldo...... He will score 30 premier league goes... 15 will be tap in or rebound. 12 will be penalty and 3 will be the real goals
penalty is easy now, that is why noble couldn't score his own penalty yesterday. Psg removed Messi yesterday, they had to settle for tappin to win their match yesterday because master class goal scorer was playing rubbish.
Sports › Re: Late Linegaard Strike & Penalty Drama As Man Utd Beat West Ham by tuzle(m): 8:41am On Sep 20, 2021
Those people that said Ronaldo only knows how to score penalty and tappin. Why did noble not score his own penalty yesterday? Shebi it is easy now.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Furious China Warns It Could NUKE Australia due to Pact With UK & USA( Pix) by tuzle(m): 10:20pm On Sep 17, 2021
udemzyudex:
LOL.. One will already know that you're a kid with smartphone grin
don't mind him, he has watch so many Chinese movie and believe all the silly moves he sees. Chinese people don't know how to fight at all, my brother spent 3 years there and he said when it comes to physical combat most of them are weak.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Furious China Warns It Could NUKE Australia due to Pact With UK & USA( Pix) by tuzle(m):
mutvy:
Most Nigerians commented on the first page are extremely stupid. They do not know what made China threatened Australia, they do not know how powerful China is now. Black people.
sorry to say, u are the stupid one here. No matter what Australia has done to china, is that enough reason for them to threaten to kill millions of people. So because ur neighbor did something bad to u, u want to set his house on fire. No matter how powerful china is, if they make the mistake of nuking Australia, then it will be china vs the world. Even the Russian that u think is with them will deny them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Furious China Warns It Could NUKE Australia due to Pact With UK & USA( Pix) by tuzle(m):
Daboomb:
And l am sure you dont know that the USA is arming countries that surround China, creating an atmosphere of "Fear and Danger" for China, just the way they are doing to Russia!

I am sure that if your enemy, someone working tirelessly for your destruction, starts conniving with your neighbours and bringing Guns to them and they also start acting with hostility towards you...

You will have no choice than to consider all of them, including your neighbours, as HOSTILE ACTORS and you would do anything, including setting their house on fire, to preserve yourself. grin undecided

Problem is that most Nigerians dont read, they have shallow minds and all they are focused on, is how they can get American Visa and run out of Nigeria, how will they know the "Hostile Policy of America towards China"?
How would they know the Hostile Policy of America towards Russia or Cuba or Iran or North korea?
How would they know that country-by-country, America is encircling China (and Russia) and threatening their existence, something America itself will not accept?
Why ALWAYS America?
I really pity Nigerians, for what l am reading on this thread,
I know people who stay in china and from what they tell me, nobody will want china as world power.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Furious China Warns It Could NUKE Australia due to Pact With UK & USA( Pix) by tuzle(m): 8:29pm On Sep 17, 2021
I do t know why some people are supporting china here and against USA. China has threatened to nuke over 4 countries now just because they have issues with USA, is that not signs of tyranny. Let them shoot the nuke first and everyone of us should say bye bye to peace for a long time.
Sports › Re: UCL: How Ronaldo And Messi Performed In The First Games For Their New Teams by tuzle(m):
There is one Messi fan in my dm blindly arguing with me. I told him messi and psg as a team didn't perform well but this guy has been claiming I didn't watch the match. To me club brugge played far better after psg made there substitute. Messi didn't do anything special.
Sports › Re: This Psg Team Is Not Special. by tuzle(m): 10:59pm On Sep 15, 2021
unbitchable:
Club brugge was clever to defend for their lives with two blocks of four. They could have conceded like six if they had opened up. Club brugge beat Madrid two seasons ago, so they were thoroughly prepared for the best player in the world. A point is better than some young boys beating a goat. On to the next match.
olodo, club brugge had more chances than psg, psg that were just displacing there passes. Nothing special with what psg played today. Only a blind man will say otherwise. U can see the stat, shit on target, counter, corner. It is only possession psg has.

Sports › Re: MARCA: The Circus Around Cristiano Ronaldo In England Is Embarrassing! by tuzle(m): 4:45pm On Sep 15, 2021
Why so much hate towards Ronaldo? I guess marca is a Spanish newspaper, so I am not surprised. I don't understand what he has done wrong that they decided to write this nonsense. Manu and there fans are not complaining so what is marca business.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reacts As Young Boys Defeat Man United by tuzle(m): 1:59pm On Sep 15, 2021
vickydevoka:
I swear. Same red card Chelsea had against Liverpool Plus penalty, n de where able to draw de match. Man u won't get anything. Mancity and Chelsea all de Way
guy football isn't like that joor, last season when same Chelsea collected red card against westbrom, can u remind me what the scores was? And I am not a Manu fan
Education › Re: My Sister Is About To Lose Her Admission by tuzle(m): 1:41pm On Sep 13, 2021
grubby221:
Dear Nairalanders.

Please advise me on how to go about this. My sister recently got admission to study in one of the Federal Universities in Southern Nigeria however, she has forgotten the password to JAMB CAPS site and also the password to the email that was used in creating her profile on JAMB site. Truth is that she was not the one who created the email used in setting up her jamb profile, she walked into a cybercafe to do that and the guy that created the mail is now no where to be found.
On the JAMB site, she has applied to reset her JAMB profile password but the link to do so was sent to the email which she does not have access to. She has tried to reset the email password but all to no avail since she does not know the initial password the cyber cafe guy used.

Please what can she do? She needs access to the JAMB Site in order to print her admission letter and other things.

PLEASE HELP.
go to any cbt center, they will help u do anything u want to do. U can also help u do it, but on a faceless forum were we don't know who is who, so I wouldn't like to dirty my name. If u go to any cbt center all they will require is just are registration number to access her profile. And also u don't need to go to jamb office.
Properties › Re: 5 Top Areas For Choice Properties In Lagos, Nigeria by tuzle(m): 11:41pm On Sep 11, 2021
Eriokanmi:
Mtcheew! I visited my friend at lekki last week. Everywhere na water. I flushed the toilet and the water was like Lupton tea. Throughout my stay , he was switching between generator and inverter. That one na life? Come to alimosho where you'd enjoy 24 hours power supply with good roads and well lit street. I rest my case.
it is like we both went to the same place, mine was my uncle's place. Thier water has never been clean always yellow even with water purifier, no light for like 4 days, I am back at alimosho now.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Scores Twice On Manchester United Return by tuzle(m): 6:09pm On Sep 11, 2021
Legend. All those people saying tappin, if it is as easy as they say why can't other strikers be tapping like that and winning games for their team. My darling club arsenal needs somebody that can tapping a lot of goals for us,so we can at least enter europa
Sports › Re: Zlatan Considers Himself Equal To Ronaldo & Messi As The Best In The World by tuzle(m): 1:18pm On Sep 11, 2021
OgaRico:
If only Zlatan played in a league where the English press/media gave much attention to,he would have gotten accolades like Messi and Ronaldo.
o don't get u o, because dis dude has played in England, Spain, Italy, France and Netherland, not forgetting Sweden. So which one is if only zlatan played in a league, when he has played in almost all the top leagues
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Beats Messi In Shirt-Sales As His No 7 Brings In £187 Million In A Week by tuzle(m): 9:45am On Sep 11, 2021
Kingcalls:
Thank you very much...messi fans are not critical thinkers..thats how u know them
that is the one that use to vex me the most, that Ronaldo is not on Messi level, has in that statement by Messi fans is the reason why I support ronaldo
Politics › Re: What Is The Government House In Your State Called And Why? by tuzle(m): 3:13am On Sep 11, 2021
lalajnr:
alayoruba

Are you selling the soybeans or buying
to my own understanding, he or she wants to buy, I need signifies that. And the yoruba governor's houses name sounds funny
Career › Re: IT Placement: Where Did You Do Yours by tuzle(m): 12:24pm On Sep 10, 2021
SmartPolician:
It's an industrial attachment; it's only a learning ground. If you think you are going to buy a car and build a house from it, OYO is your case. Besides, you can make much more than that if you do well.
I actually did mine at gtb too but there are better places compared to gtb.

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