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Travel › Re: Don’t Let Them Stop You From Traveling Abroad Due To Cold – Us-based Man (video) by tuzle(m): 8:00pm On Jan 24, 2022*

timesup234:
cold and and snow is just a cover-up. 99% of Nigerians living in Canada and broke. As in dead broke

my close friend is in Canada and I am very sure he is richer than me from what I have seen most of the time we do video call. So let me too go there and be broke like him, I don't mind at least my broke there would be able to afford so many things I am struggling to get here.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Indians Queue Up To Worship Calf Born With 3 Eyes & 4 Nostrils (Pix) by tuzle(m): 4:04pm On Jan 19, 2022

They could get a picture of the three eyed calf but couldn't take a picture of the long queue.

Romance › Re: Have You Been Caught With P*rn Before? Share Your Experience! by tuzle(m): 12:04pm On Jan 18, 2022

Let me share this. When I was in secondary school, there was one of my classmate who likes buying porn DVD's and watches it in the middle of the night when everybody is sleeping. So on the night nemesis decided to catch up with him, nepa took light while he was watching it and the next morning is dad was supposed to be on leave. So that was how nepa refused to bring the light until this my classmate went to school. While in school is praying that nepa doesn't restore the light till he gets home, his dad came along with the disk and two canes in his hand to school. The guy was called to the assembly and they gave him the beating of his life.

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Education › Re: Thanks To Nairaland. My Sister Won't Drop Out At 500level by tuzle(m): 11:56am On Jan 18, 2022

If anybody can help me with laptop I won't mind. The full amount of getting a laptop is choking me, I won't mind paying interval if someone is able to help me with one.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Yemeni Drones Bomb Abu Dhabi Airport Killing 3 And Wounding 6 by tuzle(m): 4:56am On Jan 18, 2022

Every where war. Why can't humans live in peace and harmony. The world would have been a better place without humans. If the world comes to an end one day, it would be caused by humans.

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Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency : I Won’t Reveal My Manifesto For Nigerians Now – Tinubu by tuzle(m): 8:15am On Jan 13, 2022

Hammyaladin:
Na that same Agbero state your people life change ooo. Try de remember the pillers of Lagos state.

bring your last 10years picture and your recent one, abed I wan check something

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Romance › Re: My Roommate Want To Toast All The Girls In Our Compound by tuzle(op): 8:07am On Jan 13, 2022

Mophor:
Issokay!!!

When he Bleep them all please come back and tell us

He has actually slept with the one with a boyfriend

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Romance › Re: My Roommate Want To Toast All The Girls In Our Compound by tuzle(op): 11:59pm On Jan 12, 2022

mystery22:
Mind your business

we have been friends from as far back as 2012, I know basically everything about him, if it was only the girl1 he was dating with any other girl he likes, I wouldn't be bothered, but adding girl2 that has a bf in the same hostel we stays in the same hostel as we do to his harem is what bothers me.

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Romance › My Roommate Want To Toast All The Girls In Our Compound by tuzle(op): 11:39pm On Jan 12, 2022

My friend who is also my roommate has one very big problem which I think will hinder him in life. It isn't has if he is rich or too handsome, but he can't seem to stay away from girls. He chases after anything on skirt. He is the last person I will trust with my sister. So this evening I saw him talking with one of our hostel mate( girl1) for more than an hour. His friend came to visit him then. So after he finished discussing with her(girl1), my roommate and his friend were discussing about how he asked girl1 out and she said he should give her time to think about it. During the discussion I discovered he has also asked one other girl(girl2) in this our same hostel out and they have even started a relationship during the Christmas break(he didn't go home). This particular girl(girl2) stays with her boyfriend in this our same hostel. The worst thing is this my roommate also has his own girlfriend in our school. I am here wondering how one person want to date more than three people even going as far as dating someone who has a boyfriend that stays in the same hostel with him and he sees nothing wrong with it. Could it be a curse?

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TV/Movies › Re: 6 Nigerian Movies To Watch Out For In 2022 by tuzle(m): 3:51pm On Jan 12, 2022

When last did I watch a Nigerian movie self. The last one I tried watching was so wack, that I got discouraged from watching any other one.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Declines Comments On Osinbajo, Others Says He won't Discuss Individuals by tuzle(m): 11:25pm On Jan 10, 2022

I want tinubu to be the president of Nigeria come 2023, so that Nigerians can suffer more until they have sense. Foolish set of people, they say they want other people but still end up voting pdp and apc, saying that it is only pdp that can compete with apc or vice versa.

Family › Re: Why Do You Give Money To Your Mom Instead Of Your Dad? by tuzle(m): 8:31am On Jan 10, 2022

CocoaOla:
How do you know hatred is distorting your sense of judgment like other hateful Nigerian s

How is there hatred in what he typed? From his point of view, he prefers his mom because he stayed longer with her and she acted as both the father and mother even when his father died at an early age. So how is that hate.

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Sports › Re: Throwback Picture Of Mercy Akide And Nwankwo Kanu At The 1999 CAF Awards by tuzle(m): 10:44am On Jan 09, 2022

ruggedtimi:
u funny....no the online chess game was in 1940... Recently my man. Like a year ago. And the site is chess com

i was wondering how an online chess platform would have been in 1996. I also play chess but on lichesd

Sports › Re: Throwback Picture Of Mercy Akide And Nwankwo Kanu At The 1999 CAF Awards by tuzle(m): 9:35am On Jan 09, 2022

ruggedtimi:
Papilo goal against Brazil in the 1996 Olympics semi final is one of the smartest goal in football history. His celebration after the goal was iconic. Papilo you too much....I was playing a game of chess online with an opponent from Serbia.
The man sent me a message " how is okocha / kanu ?".

I have a question, was the online chess game in 1996 and what website was that?

Christianity Etc › Re: Mummy G.O Fabrics Now On Sale by tuzle(m): 11:02pm On Jan 08, 2022*

Vinnie2000:
Who else doesn't Find this Mummy GO Trend, funny or Interesting?

Abi na only me?

me, I see her as a nuisance masquerading as a pastor or whatever she is. The people that annoy me the most are the members on seat that listen to such gibberish. I wonder what goes through their head when she preaches.

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Sports › Re: Barca's Coutinho Joins Aston Villa On Loan, Checkout Photos Of Him And His Wife by tuzle(m): 7:11pm On Jan 08, 2022

paulolee:
not a sure starter....coming from bench....saka n matinelli de ahead of laca.
cr7 de start all games as top9 for united...face dt wan

are u sure u have been watching arsenal games since aubemayang exile. He has started every game since then and he is even the new club captain.

Sports › Re: Barca's Coutinho Joins Aston Villa On Loan, Checkout Photos Of Him And His Wife by tuzle(m): 2:58pm On Jan 08, 2022

paulolee:
at least he is winning without a striker just as pep Is also winning games without playing a striker..
football is now advance, wingers n midfielders can play as strikers or even score without a striker..
if na by striker eeh, man.u for dey top league bcoz dey av the biggest striker in d whole of EPL, but we know how dey lost at home to small wolves even wen dier stirker captain them..

what is lacazette, a defender abi

Sports › Re: Top 10 Players At The 2022 Africa Cup Of Nations To Watch by tuzle(m): 2:14pm On Jan 08, 2022

psychologist:
Senegal is a force to reckon with

Egypt might lose to Nigeria even

Algeria has the most complete team in this tourney. Followed by ivory coast, then senegal

Christianity Etc › Re: Tega Akpofure's Husband, Rema Speaks On Her Death & COZA Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo by tuzle(m): 1:07pm On Jan 08, 2022

Some people here don't only have reading problem, they also have understanding problem. Pls let us try to read twice and understanding before drawing conclusion.

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Sports › Re: #TheBest FIFA Men's Player of the year: Salah makes three-man shortlist by tuzle(m): 10:04pm On Jan 07, 2022

Olarewaju89:
Obemet will start cry again now

Lamentation chapter 8 loading.....

who qualified among the two teams in that picture abeg I wan confirm something

Politics › Re: If Not For Corruption, This Is How So Many States In Nigeria Will Look Like by tuzle(m): 9:56am On Jan 06, 2022*

God1000:
we are all responsible for our woes, I know so many people in my place of work that borrow money online from different loan apps with the intention of not returning it back, we have too many depraved and deplorable people in Nigeria.

my friend still tried to borrow yesterday and he is owing more than 4 other loan app and he doesn't plan on paying any back.

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Sports › Re: Ashleigh Plumptre Switches Nationality To Nigeria by tuzle(m): 2:48pm On Jan 04, 2022

einsteine:
Lookman has already been cleared by FIFA but Eguavoen didn't pick him for AFCON

there was a news on nairaland front page last week that said he hasn't been cleared totally and that was the reason he wasn't selected

TV/Movies › Re: Chief Daddy 2 (Going For Broke)- Reviews And Ratings? by tuzle(m): 4:22pm On Jan 02, 2022

marsup:
Honestly.

I agree with u, they try to force gay on us. U see them changing characters love interest just to please LGBT.

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Food › Re: Antelope Killed In My Location In Delta State by tuzle(m): 11:30pm On Dec 30, 2021

toobusy:
Not again......if you guys know how much this particular defenseless animal suffer in the hands of other predictors in the wild,you guys will think twice before hurting them.just look at the way u tie the poor thing as if it stole something from you.

if u do eat chicken, fish, cow and so on, u shouldn't complain when people also kill other animals to eat. It makes one sound hypocritical.

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Sports › Re: Lukaku Says He's Not Happy At Chelsea by tuzle(m): 11:26pm On Dec 30, 2021

hekola:
Chelsea plays better without a striker under tuchel,,to be honest lukaku is our problem.

lukaku that just came back to the squad is your problem. Since he was away, how many matches did u guys win?

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Sports › Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Played Under Peseiro by tuzle(m): 11:16pm On Dec 30, 2021

GENES11S:
All the best to them. Make we sha reach knockout stage for world cup.

FTC pics: U see why we lose football matches. Match never start their J-T don rise. Their mind no dey that game at all.

Distractions everywhere!I don't think that is the Nigerian national team

Travel › Re: How Were They Able To Construct The Great Pyramid Without Modern Machineries? by tuzle(m): 6:46pm On Dec 30, 2021

tasalanoni:
Giants worked in cooperation with humans at the time..We are not talking about an event of a hundred years ago. It's the prehistoric era.

so what happened to all the Giants today

Romance › Re: Am I Taking The Wrong Move Buying Her A Phone? by tuzle(m): 11:35pm On Dec 29, 2021

Bola146:
If you wish to buy her a new phone, do it but don't tag it or put your mind in it that she must be yours she might disappoint or continue, just know that.

NB quote me if you can finish it

no vex, I just felt like quoting u and I don't know why.

Christianity Etc › Re: Fight Inside Olivet Baptist Church In US While Pastor Was Preaching (Video) by tuzle(m): 5:57pm On Dec 28, 2021

Was that a gun shit at the end. With the way he approached him, u will think he slept with his wife

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is It Adviceable To Leave A 30k Teaching Job For POS and Recharge Card Business? by tuzle(m): 2:21pm On Dec 28, 2021

iCauseTrouble:
It is advisable.
Any job below 150k per month in Nigeria is worth resigning from to start a business

As if it is every business that becomes successful

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 27th December 2021 by tuzle(m): 9:07am On Dec 28, 2021

Felabrity:
19 goals in 3 matches

That's like the whole Man utd premier league goals

go and count the number of goals again

Business › Re: FG To Shut Down Money Lending Businesses Over Violations by tuzle(m): 8:29pm On Dec 27, 2021

I don't understand the people on the first page. It is not as if they forced u to borrow money from them, so why complain about the interest. Before borrow u get to see the interest rate, nobody put a gun on your head to borrow from them. Most Nigerian even if there is no interest on the money they borrowed, they won't still pay backs on time and I am talking from experience. U would have to beg and pursue them up and down before they pay back. The only fault with this loan company is calling wrong people and telling them to warn the debtor( was I there when the person borrowed the money). It is total wrong. A friend of mine borrowed money from 3 different loan app with the intention of not paying back. The goat now use me as guarantor for the three. This was middle of this year and till today he hasn't still paid any. Do u expect them just to fold there hands and do nothing? Most of them believe this is the only way to collect their money.

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