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RomanceRe: Have You Ever Forgiven A Cheating Partner Without Breaking Up? by Twoclans(f): 5:52am On Nov 25, 2019
bonnyhope:
Una Bleep abi love 4 mouth?
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bonnyhope grin wetin happen ?
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Forgiven A Cheating Partner Without Breaking Up? by Twoclans(f): 5:38am On Nov 25, 2019
Slynation:
One thing u should understand about Men is that if you deny them sex, they will definitely get it somewhere else....lemme ask you this "If Sex is not Important in a Relationship, then why is Cheating Painful"?? U lucky he's not my kinda guy, I swear i would av chase u away from that room, You can't deny me of Sex and at the same time i will not also cheat in peace.... But on a second thought, you dated one of the Hottest guy on Campus without sex, my dear the unapologetic truth was that u were dating yourself.... grin
#Nice DP tho
Laugh wan give me bow leg,my dear life is not usually a straight line . While I was reading your comment I actually thought you will see the reason why the other lady was driven away but you allowed your ego to speak out more. My dear the possibility that any guy will drive a girl he has been nurturing and is yet to sleep with is a zero.I was a virgin then and he knew. After waiting for me to get matured he will throw everything away walahi na lie.


@ my dp she is one of my hottest models ,great body .
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Forgiven A Cheating Partner Without Breaking Up? by Twoclans(f): 10:08pm On Nov 24, 2019
@ OP the answer is yes ,I was dating one of the hottest guys on campus while I was at the university .The relationship was not a sexual one just normal hugs and sweet talks but yes I loved him to the moon and back .

He was a lectures kid and stayed in the parents boys quarters ,I am the type that when I date you I can count how many times I will ever come to your apartment I have that character up till tommorrow.This faithful day I just decided to go to his house ,I knocked and went in hmmmmmm my guy had imported chic for the night .I just drew a seat and sat down in my mind we die here today .After ten minutes he had to tell the lady to leave ,that girl hated me from the depth of her heart after that incidence. And i enjoyed myself for a long time with the plenty begging , petting and blackmail from my end.

Guss what?After that incidence we still went on to date for so long until destiny played a trick on us, we are still the best of friends .

UNN Bello Hall room 327 will never forget our love affair . wink
RomanceRe: What's Wrong With A Man Under 33? by Twoclans(f): 1:32pm On Nov 23, 2019
pocohantas:
Nothing is wrong with a man U-33, but I will tell you the advantage of an above 33 man or what most ladies look out for in them (and older men in general)

1. Financial stability: I put this first because it is (one of) the most important attraction. If you are old without money, one would wonder what you were doing in your youth.

2. Emotional maturity: The average woman is more emotionally mature than a guy her age. She has to look further to find a balance- MOST times. A guy has all the time to be stupid and if he decides to be stupid for life, there will be a woman for him. Women have to get sense on time, she has a biological clock to watch and most men do not have that fix-it mentality.

3. Older guys are more chilled: Age, experience and more money to their pockets has taught them to take life jeje. They don't get angry unnecessarily over petty issues like younger guys who see everything as a bruise on their fragile egos.

4. They are more caring, maybe fascinated by your juvenile displays. Those things you will do that makes the younger guy go all red-pilled, the older guy will tell you sorry, just carry your wahala dey go. He looks at you as a child, with that smile on his face.

5. They are most times not scared of looking weak or not in control. Unlike younger guys who seek validation from their fellow younglings, thus acting like you both are in a power tussle. An older guy is a man all by himself, he would allow you- but never mistake this act for stupidity, he is very well watching and calculating.

6. If you really wanna tap into wealth of experience/knowledge, then an older guy is your best bet. They witnessed Abacha's regime with clear eyes, they saw Yakubu miss that goal- he is like your History teacher. Also, his friends will most likely be his age group, some of their gfs would even be older than you- that is if you are really young. Except you are a bimbo, you will be on your toes to upgrade, that way you don't look stupid at their hangouts grin. I can't say the same thing for younger guys who just sit around, talking about ASUU strike, sex and Nigerian girls.

7. Oh! Their voice! It gets deeper and subtly assertive as they age. When they talk, they exude this confidence and masculinity. It isn't forced, read off a book or some alfa male code. You just can't miss it.

...etc

There are exceptions, but on the average, there is really no comparison. We get finer with age, all things being equal.
Queen Poco you could not have said it any better.This is spot on .
RomanceRe: These Are The Types Of Men That Can Easily Steal Your Woman by Twoclans(f): 12:22am On Nov 18, 2019
Perfect list ,I think doctors should be on the list wink those guys can flirt for Africa cool
RomanceRe: Olaosebikan Folasewa O Is A Scammer And Fraudster by Twoclans(f): 9:52pm On Nov 17, 2019
Op abeg how much you send undecided

Post with your original moniker cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Kneeling To Propose To A Lady Is Totally Wrong - Pete Edochie by Twoclans(f): 7:23pm On Nov 16, 2019
pocohantas:
No problem at all, I am not even a fan of proposals...

Don't kneel to propose.

Sha, BOW and give me better head.
Loud it girlie

PoliticsRe: Why Do You Love Nairaland by Twoclans(f): 9:56pm On Nov 15, 2019
1,Basically to read the post of that crazy guy up there called nwamaikpe .

2, Allows me do my fanatical nonsense during any season of Big brother .

3 It is also a platform to meet great guys ,only you need to shine ur eyes the great guys are not always the noisiest wink Nairaland has some coded correct guys cheesy If you know you know .
RomanceRe: Nigerian Woman Lists The Qualities She Wants In A Man. by Twoclans(f): 8:00pm On Nov 15, 2019
What a list undecided
TravelRe: A Day Out At La Campagne Tropicana Beach Resort, Ibeju-Lekki by Twoclans(f): 8:01pm On Nov 11, 2019
Kwin Poco the pictures are beautiful ,the place looks very beautiful also. Nigeria is indeed blessed.

We will be waiting for honeymoon pictures wink
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Phucked A Nairalander? Share Your Experience by Twoclans(f): 1:35pm On Nov 07, 2019
Thegamingorca:
This one you remember nsirsland when his dick was drilling your sweet toto. Hope you were not bored.
Naaaahhh I was not bored,your mind is corrupt grin sitting on a guys dick has nothing to do with drilling tongue
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Phucked A Nairalander? Share Your Experience by Twoclans(f): 8:58am On Nov 07, 2019
Yes wink he was not a member then .I registered him on nairaland while sitting on his dick and after that i went ahead to write our sexcapade on a thread by a popular nairalander.
cool cool and yes I have been going back to that dick back to back.His game is on point cool

Rolls eyes . wink
PoliticsRe: Governor Obiano Restricts Movement Of Tankers Carrying Petrol From 8pm To 5am by Twoclans(f): 7:59am On Nov 01, 2019
Is this the solution ? So they can cause havoc between 8pm and 5am ? The solution is to ensure that the tanker bodies meet up with standard .Those pallatized bodies are meant to be built in a way that even when the tanker falls the content won't spill .

Abeg people should be held responsible for their failures .
CelebritiesRe: Cee-c Bares Cleavage As She Rocks Fabulous Hairstyle by Twoclans(f): 8:32pm On Oct 25, 2019
Uyiii:
who also thinks she looks like FA cup in the third pichureshocked! na just to put her other hand for waist remain.

short people though, always short-tempered, I think that's one of their short-comingsgrin!
Uyiii is back ? Welcome back
CrimeRe: 2 Women Beat & Flog Schoolgirl For Dating A Man Married To One Of Them (Graphic) by Twoclans(f): 6:10am On Oct 22, 2019
I dont know when women will learn that they have no business with who their husband is cheating with. undecided

Like what the fvck is your business with the other woman? Did she take a vow with you angry
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: Pastor David Wilson Deserves Headies Award by Twoclans(f): 9:05am On Oct 21, 2019
airsaylongcon:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

As the spirit moved is how I spoke.

How far you nau?
I am cool . cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: Pastor David Wilson Deserves Headies Award by Twoclans(f): 11:14am On Oct 20, 2019
airsaylongcon:
As in! I was disgusted when he slid down. Pros know that you stick to the clit only. Flick that tongue as much as u like but stick to the top of the V

PoliticsRe: Border Closure: Are We Truly Self Sufficient In Food Production? by Twoclans(f): 8:56am On Oct 18, 2019
Truth be told we are not self sufficient yet,however we need to feel the pain of some decisions to enable us become a great nation .
BusinessRe: Meet The Nigerian Who Owns The Biggest Plastic Factory In Nigeria by Twoclans(f): 6:18am On Oct 18, 2019
Manufacturers are really the most valuable players in this country ,if only they could have steady power supply.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Alex Stuns In Beautiful Owambe Outfit (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 8:59pm On Oct 17, 2019
This one double wahala housemates are still trending .

Is okay cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Three Ladies Seen Twerking Inside Brown Dirty Water (Photos, Video) by Twoclans(f): 11:08pm On Oct 14, 2019
ornicus:
I troll poco all the time
I am trolling you as well

That's all
Ohhhh I see ,enjoy .
CelebritiesRe: Three Ladies Seen Twerking Inside Brown Dirty Water (Photos, Video) by Twoclans(f): 10:50pm On Oct 14, 2019
ornicus:
No mind that itobilobilo woman jare.

You no be doctor again? Is sterilisation not a standard?Na to prepare the area. You go just generously douse the place first. Spirit, savlon, sterile water.

Then oral operation can commence. wink

CelebritiesRe: Three Ladies Seen Twerking Inside Brown Dirty Water (Photos, Video) by Twoclans(f): 10:48pm On Oct 14, 2019
ornicus:
I see someone reassessing

Doctor
Fine boy
Japa in progress
Give head before the d
Like seriously I am lost shocked
CelebritiesRe: Three Ladies Seen Twerking Inside Brown Dirty Water (Photos, Video) by Twoclans(f): 9:10pm On Oct 14, 2019
Thegamingorca:
Dont judge me cry cry

This girls go first of all go baff thoroughly before any hope of coitus smiley
I judge you not cheesy ,abeg whisper something to my ear .Is queen poco saying that you are the king of head on nairaland.I never knew ashawo boys give head. wink
CelebritiesRe: Three Ladies Seen Twerking Inside Brown Dirty Water (Photos, Video) by Twoclans(f): 8:37pm On Oct 14, 2019
Thegamingorca:
grin no be every olosho Toto I dey lick grin

I too have standards

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Broke My Heart But Wants Me Back by Twoclans(f): 8:08pm On Oct 13, 2019
It is obvious she loves either you or the other guy and it is also very obvious either you or the other guy is her ATM.


What am I even saying undecided undecided as if I am any better .

Op biko enjoy your relationship all relationships are not meant to be straight forward . cheesy

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