Twoclans's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Twoclans's Profile › Twoclans's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 (of 384 pages)

Family › Re: Marriage is a scam to men, it is not worth it by Twoclans(f): 7:02am On Dec 16, 2019

Thegamingorca:
One to 99

Guy are you sure you are in Nigeria shocked

,this is gross mis information you are giving IBK.Except if you are just playing around.

1 Like

Family › Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2019 Edition) by Twoclans(f): 8:21pm On Dec 15, 2019

CaptainMitch:
Thank you, what are you up to?

Lol

D Don himself wink

1 Like

Family › Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2019 Edition) by Twoclans(f): 6:56pm On Dec 15, 2019

CaptainMitch:
Nope I am home, because I have a busy week ahead.

Okay . Get the rest you need wink

3 Likes

Family › Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2019 Edition) by Twoclans(f): 6:40pm On Dec 15, 2019

CaptainMitch:
Nice dp

Thanks chief kiss

Are u at beer barn ?

1 Like

Family › Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2019 Edition) by Twoclans(f): 9:59am On Dec 15, 2019

CaptainMitch:
I have my prick to give out to any fine girl.

1 Like

Romance › Re: Please Help, my girlfriend claimed she is a virgin but she didn't bleed by Twoclans(f): 11:34pm On Dec 14, 2019

luminouz:
Lies....
Someone who enjoys standing sex no come bee sex fan?

Bia,be careful

Lumi stop casting me ,wetin be ur own ?

Standing sex is a quickie position I hope you know.Fast ,sweet and out .Before they turn somebody's body to borewhole tongue

1 Like

Romance › Re: Please Help, my girlfriend claimed she is a virgin but she didn't bleed by Twoclans(f): 8:44pm On Dec 14, 2019

@ OP not every lady bleeds when they loose their virginity,I did not bleed and its not a big deal .Regardless it does not make sense for a lady to lie about her virginity status .

Sexual compatibility is very important ,i dont go near guys that have high sex drive because I know I am not a fan of sex .I love my body and I can't stand someone touching me always .So if your girl is like me then OYO is your case.

4 Likes

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Was Your "Coming-of-age" List Of Qualities In A Man? What Changed? by Twoclans(f): 10:33pm On Dec 10, 2019

My list was Simple

Tall (90% of the men in my family are very tall,I did not want them to bully my guy with height )

Catholic ( ohhh I am a staunch Catholic girl )

Not a spirikoko church boy (I can't come and be doing vigil to vigil ,for what naaahhhh)

Intelligent and smart (that is the only way any guy can match up to me,I have always been street smart )

Dark (I have NEVER dated a light complexion guy,we can't be competing for freshness/creams when we step out)

The only thing that has changed from the above list is that I am not so keen about a tall guy anymore .Ask me what happened ? Hmmmmmmmm after enjoying standing sex with a guy about the same height with me dammmmmmm what the hell do I need a tall guy for .Standing sex is bea

28 Likes 3 Shares

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Job Description Of A Direct Sales Agent In A Bank? by Twoclans(f): 11:03am On Dec 10, 2019*

@ OP honestly pocohantas did a good summary of what DSAs do in the banks. Why do I have this funny feeling the offer you have is from FCMB.In addition to all pocohantas said you will be made to attend meetings sometimes very early in the morning sometimes late into the evening. Then for a place like FCMB a deposit that you bring in the month of November will no longer count for you by December .An account officer will be assigned to managed the account while you start again.

28 Likes 2 Shares

Career › Re: Marriage Or Career Which Comes First: Ladies Question For You All ... by Twoclans(f): 4:50pm On Dec 03, 2019

Plead:
The fellow you quoted (twoclans) is a male

Elder/prechbills is this moniker your new colour.Dont worry you will get over me by 2020. undecided

Don't piss me off angry

2 Likes

Career › Re: Marriage Or Career Which Comes First: Ladies Question For You All ... by Twoclans(f): 3:26pm On Dec 03, 2019

pocohantas:
Na ladies them ask question, but na guys go answer pass. Make I observe...

That is probably the only man that would ever love you truly and not be in a competition with you. The only man you will chop his money and sleep well at night. Dad; a girl's ~~first~~ only love. If you find a man that loves you like him, you will know no limits.

You have said it all my dear .

1 Like

Career › Re: Marriage Or Career Which Comes First: Ladies Question For You All ... by Twoclans(f): 2:47pm On Dec 03, 2019

Career

I love to foot my bills cool

,the only man I have ever been a liability to is my father .

23 Likes 2 Shares

Fashion › Re: Ladies, Can You Drive In Heels? by Twoclans(f): 6:06am On Dec 03, 2019

UDOKABESTLUV:
Are you on telegram Chat

Coded guy why are u particular about telegram cheesy

Yes I am

2 Likes

Fashion › Re: Ladies, Can You Drive In Heels? by Twoclans(f): 8:13am On Dec 02, 2019

jimmyLd101:
Who dash this one car. Heels kor mountain ni.

I actually bought my two cars with my hard earned money ,not every one is a spring chicken on nairaland some of us are actually evening newspapers angry

3 Likes

Fashion › Re: Ladies, Can You Drive In Heels? by Twoclans(f): 4:36am On Dec 02, 2019

Thunderblasts:
My dear I tire for your DP

Dont mind me joor I am a bad child .

2 Likes

Fashion › Re: Ladies, Can You Drive In Heels? by Twoclans(f): 4:33am On Dec 02, 2019

UDOKABESTLUV:
Do u own a car

Yes I do.

2 Likes

Celebrities › Re: Top 12 Sexiest Nollywood Actors 2019 by Twoclans(f): 8:56pm On Dec 01, 2019

Ishilove:
Funny enough I hear guys with these kinds of abs pack small guns.

8 Likes 1 Share

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Gorgeous Photo To Usher In The New Month by Twoclans(f): 8:47pm On Dec 01, 2019

oshe11:
Approve keh

3 Likes

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Gorgeous Photo To Usher In The New Month by Twoclans(f): 8:44pm On Dec 01, 2019

nasoeb:
How do you look with men trouble?

Wrinkled with horrible millage angry

10 Likes

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Gorgeous Photo To Usher In The New Month by Twoclans(f): 8:13pm On Dec 01, 2019

pocohantas:
Ageless beauty.

That is how you look without man troubles.

95 Likes 4 Shares

Politics › Re: El-Rufai Demolishes Mosque On Waff Road In Kaduna by Twoclans(f): 1:13pm On Dec 01, 2019

zicoraads:
Apart from your first paragraph, I disagree with the second.

Personally, I think El-Rufai is too brash, but I was genuinely wowed when I visited Kaduna some days back (Last time was in 2013). And here in Niger State, it made me wish Kaduna State will agree to a Governor swap.

The truth is, as long as the owner of the building being demolished is adequately compensated, I see nothing wrong in trying to bring back the sanity of a city.

But then you are closer to the town than I am, so maybe you know things I don't.

Compared to Niger State yes you are correct Kaduna is better .I can say this because I spend five days out of the seven days of the week between Niger State and Abuja.Sometimes I ask them are they really sure Niger state is the home to almost three past heads of State .

I wonder which part of Kaduna State you went to that got you waowed .I hope its not the road between lugard Round About to Kawo fly over ,because if I remember correctly Mother Cat did that road for the past government .

1 Like

Politics › Re: El-Rufai Demolishes Mosque On Waff Road In Kaduna by Twoclans(f): 12:50am On Dec 01, 2019

Martin0:
big head, u strong sha

1 Like

Fashion › Re: Ladies, Can You Drive In Heels? by Twoclans(f): 8:52pm On Nov 30, 2019

I can't drive in heels ,I dont even think its possible to drive while putting on high heels cheesy

Only when I am putting on trainers or flats can I drive with my shoes on

12 Likes

Politics › Re: El-Rufai Demolishes Mosque On Waff Road In Kaduna by Twoclans(f): 5:57pm On Nov 30, 2019

Martin0:
hi

Look who the cat dragged in shocked

1 Like

Politics › Re: El-Rufai Demolishes Mosque On Waff Road In Kaduna by Twoclans(f): 3:02pm On Nov 30, 2019

Seetto:
You guys are just ranting rubbish, elrufai give no shiit about any body, elrufai is willing and ready to demolish any buildings as long as it contravenes urban renewal plan...

1 Like

Politics › Re: El-Rufai Demolishes Mosque On Waff Road In Kaduna by Twoclans(f): 2:35pm On Nov 30, 2019

Is it that this OP thinks he is the only nairalander leaving in Kaduna .Like seriously ? Why did you not report that a bigger mosque has been used as compensation. And even if there is no compensation I am sure if we investigate deeper its likely the mosque belongs to a rival sect or the imam is not in good terms with el rufai.

Kaduna does not need all those nonsense demolition El rufai is doing .The town is almost a shadow of itself. We waste too much energy on what we dont need to waste energy on in this country . lipsrsealed

5 Likes 1 Share

Career › Re: Should I Drop A Bank Job For A Federal Job? by Twoclans(f): 8:21am On Nov 27, 2019

Like seriously did you just ask that question ?Except you are the MD of the bank then keep your bank job.

6 Likes

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Forgiven A Cheating Partner Without Breaking Up? by Twoclans(f): 7:35pm On Nov 25, 2019

Njeps:
why are u hyping nah. what happens to alexandria, Okpara, Awo and Flat

They trail behind Bello wink

Why dont you drop your story ,I saw you mention something about memories of Bello Hall.

1 Like

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Forgiven A Cheating Partner Without Breaking Up? by Twoclans(f): 6:40pm On Nov 25, 2019

Njeps:
you just reminded me of my ordeal in Bello

Lol

I guss you are a lioness wink

Bello Hall is the harem of Queen's

1 Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 (of 384 pages)