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RomanceRe: The Girl I Love Just Got Deflowered By Another Guy. by twosquare(m): 9:39pm On Sep 18, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
Can you imagine the nonsense? The babe went to give out the precious hymen to some stranger, then comes back to the dude and begs him for forgiveness.... and the fool even believes she loves him, bwaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
grin grin I expect Op's (TheGenius001) type of thinking from an 18/19-year-old. We don't know his age anyway...this one still mumu. cheesy

Should we tell him?

BusinessRe: FIRS Clarifies Directive On Self Certification Forms For Bank Account Holders. by twosquare(m): 11:49am On Sep 18, 2020
GreyLaw:
Nonsensical stuff. So if I have money in foreign bank accounts I should come and tell you so you can tax me, right? No sir! I don't give money to criminals.

The tax I am paying here in Nigeria is enough.
Sensible comment so far. All I see since for front page na rant. It equals double taxation. You pay money to IRS, you still pay to Naija, ṣe? Who does that...? Nah...not happening...They're trying to copy the American system of remitting taxes from abroad, but FG forgot that it's a country that works....people wey don renounce Naija tey tey grin
Christianity EtcRe: Daddyfreeze response To Pst Paul Enenche:I Will Continue Criticizing Pastors by twosquare(m): 11:51pm On Sep 15, 2020
[quote author=MuttleyLaff Thanks for sharing this song. I like vintages. post=93935921]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z7L40TVawU

They Locked God Outside The Iron Curtain
- by Little Jimmy Dickens

"There's a land where little children cannot play
And the people have forgotten how to pray
It's a land where faith and friendship should be tried
But an Iron Curtain keeps the Lord outside
They locked God outside the Iron Curtain
On old Satan they have placed the kingly crown
But this evil nation, will never find salvation
Till the Lord tears the Iron Curtain down
It's a nation full of hate and full of fear
Where a man must whisper so no one will hear
And all those who dare object, have quickly died
While an Iron Curtain keeps the Lord outside
They locked God outside the Iron Curtain
On old Satan they have placed the kingly crown
But this evil nation, will never find salvation
Till the Lord tears the Iron Curtain down
They have tried to chop away the rugged cross
But someday the Lord will show them who is Boss
He will count the faithful standing at His side
And in judgment He will lock the rest outside

They locked God outside the Iron Curtain
On old Satan they have placed the kingly crown
But Heaven's great power, will name the fatal hour
When the Lord tears the Iron Curtain down
"

Shout out to Bodydialect57. Max, enough respect and saying thanks ...[/quote]
RomanceRe: What Are Advantages & Disadvantages Of Marrying Nigerian Girl Born In America? by twosquare(m): 4:30pm On Sep 14, 2020
madridsta007:
Never you marry her without knowing her character. Without a dating/ relationship period.
If she is too good to be true, then she is actually too good to be true.
There are many Uncles, Aunties, Pastors, Relatives, who have some daughter somewhere that they will prefer to get married to a Nigerian-trained man. Which is fine.
The problem is that these girls, liberal and Westernised, operate from a mindset that you will struggle to understand unless you’ve lived in the same environment like her. Sadly her cheerleaders will hide these things from you; when you marry the lady, you will be told to, “manage, this is what marriage is.”
grin grin
BusinessRe: Help! My Upwork Account Has Been Suspended! by twosquare(m): 2:36pm On Aug 30, 2020
You can appeal the decision, explain your situation, and upload the proper document.
Chronicgenius:
Thanks a lot.

I agree to being naive, I just thought I had no choice as it's the only Government ID I have.

I might as well forget about the account.

Again, thanks.

I appreciate.
BusinessRe: Help! My Upwork Account Has Been Suspended! by twosquare(m): 2:18pm On Aug 30, 2020
Don't be naive...NIN slip or what have you cannot and should not be used for verification. International passport is the real deal or at worst, Driver's license. By now, you should have a passport.
Chronicgenius:
Hi guys,

I freelance on Upwork and I was asked to verify my ID after landing my first client..

So,I was required to submit a Government-issued ID.

The thing is, the only Government Issued ID I currently have is the NIN slip as I haven't been issued the Normal ID card(I applied for the national ID card since a year ago)

So after submitting the NIN slip,I received a mail saying my account has been suspended for falsified ID..

And honestly,The NIN slip I submitted wasn't falsified or tampered with in anyway..

So I contacted their customer support via email and I was told that I should give them time to review my case

But the thing is that ,I have been reading on different websites that any suspended account isn't likely to be released back...

Please,If you can help me in anyway via your comments,I'll be very grateful
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by twosquare(m): 11:26am On Aug 27, 2020
maluga:
And you are here viewing people that are dreaming.

You will soon start dreaming.
grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by twosquare(m): 11:21am On Aug 27, 2020
These people are still dreaming since 2016 grin grin
ProgrammingRe: What Was The First Programming Language You Learned And Why? by twosquare(m):
Lol...let me ask you. grin

But what is so special about this PHP that people can't leave. I know some call it the language of the Internet and all that.

Just share your personal view. I am a novice here.


I'm thinking of learning one language.
stanliwise:
JavaScript
Although I later dumped it for my true love PHP. Don't ask me why
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help, I Have Lost Much Money Trying To Earn Money Online. by twosquare(m): 2:55pm On Aug 12, 2020
I've looked through the comments, and I'm yet to see what I'm looking for in terms of solution to your predicament. Let me just help you.

Looking at your skills, you have 'hotcake' skills if you know how to market yourself well. Guy, wetin happen?

Upwork, seriously? It's difficult for newcomers to break through there, especially if you are from this part of the world, when jobs are restricted to North America or Europe by clients (not even Australia). Assuming you said Fiverr, I will still say, no problem, you will have orders, even if it is WordPress.

Now, Upwork is not where you should be. If you don't have the right knowledge for sales and market, you won't see a drop of pap for your skills.


Where I expect you to be are: Codecanyon & Themeforest (both owned by envato) (check eligibility to be an author); Toptal; & possibly Fiverr.

Then don't be lazy to research via Google [b]American websites where coders sell their stuff [/b]and all that.

You should have made your research up to this level.

And please, let us know if you truly have these deep skills, not just the basic knowledge.


And online biz works, and it has been my salary since 2014/15 - present...

Thanks.
Faster002:
Your advice please,
Below is some of my challenges :

Tried blogging : not encouraging

Forex trading: uncertainty

Freelancing : Upwork approved me, but for long no project


Web Design : client


My skills : html, CSS, Bootstrap, jquery, js, php, python(intermediate) and digital marketing.

I welcome any advice that will improve my skills or a promising business idea.
HealthRe: Please Help Me, I'm Suffering From Staphylococcus by twosquare(m): 11:27am On Aug 08, 2020
johnjoshuaj:
It all started last year September 28, when I made out with my ex, it was unprotected, prior to that she had already told me she's treating an infection but i nor still hear word i went ahead to run it raw

So after some time early this year when i went back to school, I started noticing some changes/symptoms, It was itching me and some itches maybe pus on the tip of my d*ck and before the tip. This prompted me to contact one of my course mates of which I explained everything to him, he requested I should go for urine and RVS test of which I did and the result came back sero negative for the RVS while the urine came back Yielded moderate growth of staphylococcus.

Then the nurse prescribed the treatment of which I came back the following day to start taking the treatment, the nurse gave me two 2nd generation antibiotics and I was injected for five days.. so after taking all these I was now perfectly fine and okay.. But again two months later I started noticing the same symptoms again, and it's been close to two months now I have been managing it like that because there's no way I could go back to the nurse because I'm very far away from school, because of the shutdown of schools.

Please Nairalanders I need your help on what to do, I'm not feeling okay with the stuff, its worrying me so badly and I can't stay a minutes without it itching me and I'm now feeling depressed over it now, please I really need your help please, thank you
Stop wasting your money and doing self medication. It is not staphylococcus. If you do urine culture test many times, you will find traces of staph there. Staphylococcus is all over our body and it is what causes boils. E dey your nasal region.


Stop patronising all these roadside lab and go to a proper Govt hospital or specialist. Let then run the test, see a doctor, and you will be surprised what the actual cause is. Don't destroy your body with antibiotics.

*Before you say jack, please Google the actual symptoms of staphylococcus and causes before one herbal remedy pple go flood this thread.
Foreign AffairsRe: Beirut, Lebanon Explosion: Father Trying To Save His Son by twosquare(m): 10:39am On Aug 05, 2020
You should ask the reason for the crusades in the first instance. A simple Google search would have provided you an insight what started it.
Sirwallace:
Don't mind the idiot. The horror and terror perpetrating by the medieval Christians and catholic church is nothing compare to what the extreme Muslims are carrying out all time ever.
I guess Adolf Hitler was a an afghanistan Muslim right?


Problem is most of them don't even read about their religion just what the preachers ( pastors and Imam tell them)


Not justifying any act of terrorism, but if you are looking for a peaceful religion, try Buddhism.

You lots christianity and Islam is killing people more than any other religion.
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo Says Prosperity Is Impossible Without Tithing by twosquare(m): 2:14pm On Jul 17, 2020
grin grin grin wink
Christianity EtcRe: Ask Me Any Question About Spirituality by twosquare(op): 8:07am On Jul 05, 2020
It is another Sunday, let's do it again! smiley
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by twosquare(m): 4:34pm On Jun 28, 2020
cheehummer:
A U.S address. But I don't have business in the U.S�
Then you can use it. You can form a business later. The name on the EIN must correlate with what you are filling. Nothing do you. Sole proprietors too use EIN if they don't want to use their SSN.
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by twosquare(m): 3:09pm On Jun 28, 2020
Okay.
Akunna25:
No bro except incoming payment that has not arrived yet
Christianity EtcRe: Will Man Eternally Burn In Hell? by twosquare(m):
No. The present hell is temporal, but there is one that men should be afraid to get into, that is the Lake of Fire which is the hell of the world to come. It was specially prepared for Satan and his angels.

But in every nation he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him. (Acts 10:35).

Also, you know that God is wise and looks at intent. Some truly did it out of ignorance and God will give them another chance to learn righteousness even in the world to come. They will start from the beginning.

What men should avoid is not to have their names blotted out of the Book of Life. Everyone's name is there, but there are things some will do on this earth that will cause their names to be blotted out. And it is convincing that most who will have their name blotted out have died the second death on earth. They can no longer respond to God like Satan.


The times of ignorance therefore God overlooked. But now he commands that all people everywhere should repent. (Acts 17:30).

Sin, like Covid-19, is infectious. Everyone is easily infected by it because it is a way of life. What runs our earth is sin. So, forget that thing that what I know nothing about. Even the way we think, engage the earth, is sinful. They now need to start unlearning and unwinding what you have learnt from birth. Our parents start teaching us sin from birth. It is a philosophy, rudiments, transmission, not just wrong acts...our eyesight, the way we see and judge things.






Meajor:
As a Christian I have been having this thoughts, will God who is all loving and all merciful actually allow man created in His image to burn in fire forever?
John 3:16 says, for God so love that world that He gave His one and only begotten Son, the whosoever believes in Him shall not "PERISH" but have everlasting life. Now the word perish means cease to exist.
The Bible makes it clear that we have an imputed sin, through the Adamic bloodline we share. This means irrespective of what we do or say, we are all sinners except we confess and believe in Christ as Lord and personal savior.
Now imagine someone who hasn't heard the Gospel being judged on the ground of Adamic sin which he/she inherited? And then thrown to fire forever. On a crime that wasn't really his. Even the Bible says, God won't hold a son accountable for the sins of His father. So why will we be judged on this sins of Adam and Eve?
Pls help a brother who is almost losing it.
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by twosquare(m): 2:46pm On Jun 28, 2020
It is well. Let's wait this week to see what FCA in the UK will say. I hope you don't have money on it?
Akunna25:
Chai I just checked it now my two former Payoneer cards has it written embarassed


I just hope they move quickly to a new provider
Christianity EtcRe: Ask Me Any Question About Spirituality by twosquare(op): 2:45pm On Jun 28, 2020
The main purpose you have in life is to be conformed to the image of the Son of God. There are other purposes you can come into that should serve the purpose (specific). If you check the front page of this thread, someone asked something similar, if not the first question. I understand your angle.

However, God has given each of us a gift that we can function in well. You have to discover it by paying attention and not just moving mindlessly like many of us do. Most times, it is not that we don't know what ought to be done, we just lack the courage to follow through. The best way to see your purpose is through scriptures. There, you will gain wisdom on what to do and how to go about it. Master the Book of Proverbs.

Having a spiritual purpose and feeding on spiritual stuff does not mean neglecting your physical well-being or craft; it should empower you to be a master at it.

Your gift or what you love might be writing, but how can you use that to change your society for good, save lives, attract investments to alleviate poverty, uplift your family, or even move to a position of power where you can give righteous counsels or decrees?

It might be programming, but how can you use it to create software that can make lives change for the better? If it is teaching, can you impart and impact knowledge and righteous character to pupils they can't recover from even as they grow into adulthood? Can you change their orientation for the better?

If it is pastoral, can you teach men content through your lifestyle and how to be raised in the manner of the Son of God, warning all men to desist from greedy, shameful, and despicable acts that have thrown our society into chaos?


Your second question depends on three or four things: time, chance, grace, and mercy. That Mr. A is rich today doesn't mean Mr. B won't catch up in ten years' time, and even outrun the guy. Solomon too pondered on the same question:

I realized another thing, that in this world fast runners do not always win the races, and the brave do not always win the battles. The wise do not always earn a living, intelligent people do not always get rich, and capable people do not always rise to high positions. Bad luck happens to everyone.
(Ecclesiastes 9:11; GNT).

KJV says time and chance. When your time reaches, nothing can stop it, and when righteous chance or opportunity comes, be like Bartimaeus---do not let Christ go until you receive it. Jacob got a chance with an angel and used it well.

I know politicians, senators during the time of OBJ who are now struggling to feed. It is not a story I heard. It happened. Wealth have wings and can fly away. That is why it takes grace and mercy to keep it. When time and chance come, use it well.

God told Moses (Romans 9:15-18): For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.

Meaning, you can't tell God why He should have mercy. If that thing smiles at you, you're greatly beloved. What angels seek with passion; it is not something easy to obtain. Grace also is cogent. We don't have the same grace for wealth acquisition, but you can catch up with knowledge, wisdom, and training.


That is why when God uplifts you, become humble, be really wise, use the money well, plant it so that it can yield more, for we do not know what evil shall befall the earth. Only fools flout and start disturbing the neighborhood because they have made it. Let me in finality close with this scriptural wisdom for every man:

Cast thy bread upon the waters: for thou shalt find it after many days. Give a portion to seven, and also to eight; for thou knowest not what evil shall be upon the earth. (Ecclesiastes 11:1-2; KJV)

Invest your money in foreign trade, and one of these days you will make a profit. Put your investments in several places—many places even—because you never know what kind of bad luck you are going to have in this world. (GNT)





Mrdealer4all:
How can someone discover his purpose in life?
What makes Mr A rich whilst Mr B is poor despite they are equal before God?
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by twosquare(m): 2:04pm On Jun 28, 2020
I'm not sure if you can see that in writings at the back of your card, but most of the card used by Payoneer is issued by Wirecard, and Wirecard also have partners in the US. After this whole thing, Payoneer is moving to another service provider.
Akunna25:
Bro how do I know if it is wirecard?

My Payoneer is usually sent from USA Chicago

Are they under wirecard?
Christianity EtcRe: Ask Me Any Question About Spirituality by twosquare(op): 1:59pm On Jun 28, 2020
Check your mail, I've replied.
Virgo01:
Hello twosquare, I sent you a PM.
Christianity EtcRe: Ask Me Any Question About Spirituality by twosquare(op): 1:09pm On Jun 28, 2020
Ubongdemaga:
What is the difference between soul and spirit
The soul is the inward man, while the spirit is the inner man.

The spirit is "windy" while the soul is heavier than the spirit. That is where your will, consciousness, and mind are.

We all know man is a tripartite being. So, spirit is inner man, soul is inward man, and the body is the outward man. The link between the three is the soul.

Anyone who shall enter the Kingdom must to a degree have is soul wrapped up in the instructions of the Lord, in all wisdom and spiritual understanding.

What the spirit can absorb in split second, it can take 30 years for the soul to come into that understanding and inherit it.

So, the essence of the new birth (being born again) is to raise your spirit from the dead (Colossians 3:1; Ephesians 2:6). The essence of the epistles is to save your soul (James 1:21; Galatians 4:19). They are soul materials. While the essence of the last trump is to save the body, which is the outward man (1 Corinthians 15:52-54; Romans 8:11). It is all tri-salvation.
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by twosquare(m): 12:06pm On Jun 28, 2020
If Wirecard prepaid card is attached to your account, then it won't go. Although Payoneer said new transfers won't be affected, only funds frozen by FCA. But since I still have cards attached to it, I don't want to risk it. Till Monday when FCA issues a statement.
Akunna25:
Abeg o I just want to confirm


All those with US Payoneer card is it still working?

Those that sell to exchangers can you still transfer your funds to and fro?


I read online that Payoneer and it's cards are having issues also funds are frozen



Please confirm for me


My card expired and the new one is being processed to be shipped.....
Christianity EtcRe: Ask Me Any Question About Spirituality by twosquare(op): 8:38am On Jun 28, 2020
*Let the questions keep rolling in about faith in the Man Jesus. God bless smiley

And Happy Sunday.
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by twosquare(m): 7:13am On Jun 28, 2020
How did you get an EIN and what's the address attached to it?
cheehummer:
Thanks. I'm hesitating because of all those questions during the interview. It's for those that have business in the United States. They even ask for business address in the United States.
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by twosquare(m): 12:29am On Jun 28, 2020
If you have an EIN that is really yours, use it. You will have 0% withholding rate.
cheehummer:
Any ideas how to avoid the 30 percent withholding for tax? I don't have TIN. I have EIN but I'm hesitant to use it.
Need guidance, thanks.
BusinessRe: Payoneer Freezes All Funds Due To Wirecard AG Filed For Insolvency by twosquare(m): 2:49pm On Jun 27, 2020
grin
foxxydude:
That's if they find the $2b missing from wirecard accounts
Christianity EtcRe: Ask Me Any Question About Spirituality by twosquare(op): 5:40pm On Jun 25, 2020
I've already answered you in the two above. Will you shrink if you see the same word with an Arabian Christian? True, there is no God (Deity) except Olodumare, Chineke, Ubanjigi, Allah, Elohim, Yahweh. That is a universal truth and it is nothing special to fret about, but I will fret when someone says Christ has not resurrected or Christ Jesus has not moved up into Godhood (Olodumare, Elohim, Yahweh).

Only T.B knows the "Allah" he is referring to, and from the looks, God. For not all olorun is truly Olorun, But Jesus is my Elohim, my Allah, my Chineke, and my HaShem....


For a Jew, no God but Yahweh or the Iraqis and the children of Japheth, ELOHIM...Illah...what have you. For my ancestors, no God but Olodumare, and they are accurate even though they are idol worshippers.

But there is a new revelation from ALLAH, ELOHIM, YAHWEH, CHINEKE, that YESHUA HAMASHIACH (Jesu, Yesu), is the Salvation declared to men that we all must listen to irrespective of whatever perceived truth we've had in the past about the Supreme Deity.
OLAADEGBU:
I asked you a question, don't deflect by throwing the same question back at me. Now that you have seen the picture kindly tell us what you think. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Ask Me Any Question About Spirituality by twosquare(op): 5:24pm On Jun 25, 2020
I want your opinion. Since it appears you are concerned about "Allah"
OLAADEGBU:
I asked you a question, don't deflect by throwing the same question back at me. Now that you have seen the picture kindly tell us what you think. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Ask Me Any Question About Spirituality by twosquare(op): 5:04pm On Jun 25, 2020
Okay. About the picture. Just seeing it. What's your position about the name Allah...do you believe it is a tongue of people or it is solely an Islamic word?
OLAADEGBU:
Yes, we know God knoweth, but do you know? Have you got an opinion on this?
Christianity EtcRe: Ask Me Any Question About Spirituality by twosquare(op): 5:01pm On Jun 25, 2020
That's because you asked about their personality, and I'm not all-seeing. Even my pastor, I don't know what he does in secret.


However, regarding your second question, the harsh truth we should abide by is, including me, to flee and avoid places that are not teaching and imparting the life of Christ (not man-made doctrines or philosophies of men). Anywhere they are not travailing to have Christ formed in believers, is not worth going to. It is time-wasting. (And I'm not referring to these men...but the whole Body of Christ).

Galatians 4:19: My little children, of whom I travail in birth again until Christ be formed in you...

But here is the wisdom of God: God won't because they are not teaching the accurate thing or not forming Christ in believers, scatter them. The Holy Spirit is watching, waiting until men who are builders arrive and are raised---men like Paul who can fight and remove blindness from the people.

If He decides to leave some churches, evil spirits will take over full time.

It is not easy to remove flocks from their shepherd. That is why in these last days, God will raise men with trumpets, who will sound the mystery of Christ, and when eyes are being opened, flocks will depart from their shepherds unto the True Shepherd...and we won't be tossed to and fro again by charlatans. Even if I call some fake...those that are there can't see it. It will lead to dissension. Let those who have eyes and those who have ears and those who are ready to open their hearts to the Truth of Christ, heed to this advice:

"Now I urge you, brethren, note those who cause divisions and offenses, contrary to the doctrine which you learned, and avoid them. For those who are such do not serve our Lord [d]Jesus Christ, but their own belly, and by smooth words and flattering speech deceive the hearts of the simple." (Romans 16:17-18)

One of my favorite verses. It is best read in the local/mother tongue.




OLAADEGBU:
Yes, we know God knoweth, but do you know? Have you got an opinion on this?
Christianity EtcRe: Ask Me Any Question About Spirituality by twosquare(op): 4:24pm On Jun 25, 2020
God knoweth. 1 Corinthians 4:5; 1 Corinthians 3:13.
OLAADEGBU:
What is your view on TB Joshua and Chris Oyakhilome, are they men of God?

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