₦airaland Forum

Ecart:
No no, I have to strongly disagree with you, because I've already seen couple of very beautiful Naija babes and[b] their butts were nice, small and sooo sexy!
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IncaGold:
@ty4real,
what's new? have you been staying back as well?

IncaGold:
you have become an authority on visa issues on nairaland No let me down, because i'll be sending lots of people your way (not privately, strictly on the forum). I'm very bored and the bart simpson in me wants to be unleashed. Wetin I go do?

Vicjustice:
Cool.
So, Akyns, you're a dude, and from your correspondence, i can see you have a good sense of judgement; therefore, take everything i suggested into consideration in order to avoid the evitable, and go for the visa when you're better prepared. Remember my sayings: things are easier when done orderly
And if you need any further information or advice, feel free to lay your queries here or, (if you please), you may email me at vicjustice@hotmail.com.
Cheers

funkybaby:
@akyns

Is there any law barring politicians from sponsoring their dependants to study or go for vacation abroad?

No be them children and dependants dey some of the best and most expensive schools in UK?

Seems, you've been brain washed to believe you cannot get the visa.

Honestly, i like dealing with people who have a positive attitude to life especially regarding simple issues such as yours.

riche007:
Jenny, u sure say u no really really really dey interested? Na u don answer pass for this thread; even pass the owner. Abeg come clean and don't front.

riche007:
@Jenny!

Well nothing spoil!just remember me in your kingdom,I fit send my acc nos ooooo!

jennykadry:
u try well well jare ,gi na ochi eze gi dika[b] isi ewu[/b] ,onye ofe nmanu ka gi oya google this one

savanaha:
I did not want to expose it to the man that you were calling him goat. I speak Igbo (if you consider it that so I say something in Igbo to my friends and translate another)

akyns:
@ incagold, please how do I get in touch with ty4real?

IncaGold:
@akyns,
ty4real will soon join you, like I said he knows alot more about this travel stuff, although other members like funkybaby, pahtahkee etc can help, but they are away from the forum now.

Vicjustice:
A fearless someone who is not afraid to tell the truth. Thank you

Without no apology,I must say this,for once you finally agreed to all the stuffs they write about you,How can someone come and post this silly thing and you give such commendation,You are really what they call you,the poster was actually describing your person and thank you too for owning up to your madness cause not all of us who are Nigerians fit into the shit the dude posted there !I wonder what Nigeria really did to you that makes you detest it with a passion for you to totally agree with this shit!

darren20:
Hi All,
I will be visiting Nigeria after 17years and i'm really scared!with all the news about armed robberies,corruption etc,though I've actually prepare myself,but I still need an advice from Nigerians on what to do,how to behave etc,First and foremost i'm not the type that offers bribe,I intend to finally relocate back home within the next 4yrs,and I'm on like fact finding mission as regard establishing an industry at home,I heard one must offer bribe to policemen even if you did not commit an offence,and that you might be locked up if you refuse,an example was a lagos state police commissioner in mufti,that was arrested and was about to be locked up for refusing to give bribe,I heard that even Efcc ask for bribe,and that the airport immigration etc are not spared.I've over the years realize that there's actually no place like home,but inthis current scenario,how can i keep myself?What do i do to protect myself even as the police are not reliable?
Please do advice?
Thanks.

jennykadry:
no abacha ,no ugba,no gwororgworo kpomo

jennykadry:
that is y i like u ty na only u dey understand me,u know all those mamaput joints sabi get assorted meats and their stew dey thick wt thick kpomo,their roundabout na another story entirely,plus all those shoko meats and d rest chaiiiiii,abeg anybody wey say naija no get better thing that person they crace,na me jenny talk am,because i no fear anybody

Rebellious:
@poster, why would I tell Nairaland a secret I can't tell my partner? Doesn't make much sense to me.

IncaGold:
@ty4real,
Dan runs an agency! Think he's just trying to promote his business. try serviceforts.com then you'll see what I mean.

jennykadry:
no correct banana and guava,no sweet cahsew,no kpomo,no shaki,no ike okwuko,no aran ewu

omega25red:
There are days when you can't park on a certain side of the street for a couple of hours

You find your self spending all your life at work just to pay for a house you hardly live in

If you get stopped by the cops better not make any sudden movements or you might get shot 5o times

as soon as you get off the plane racism becomes a reality

Nigerian girls wont date you but as soon as they see you with a girl from another race they have a heart attack

when another Nigerian hears you speak with an accent to the subway or bus they ignore you like they are not from Nigeria

Nigerians warn each other to stay away from each other " awon omo olodu yen ma ko e si wahala"

People don't care about preserving the good names of their family

you are constantly ridiculed for looking to God but when the pope shows up in town everyone become a Christian

etc

debouy:
thanks ty4real, yes its actually an unconditional offer , im looking for accomodation and im going to secure a tenancy agreement to support my accomodation status,while my sponsor is my dad.I've been told i would have to pay a month deposit to secure tenancy agreement.please i would need further advise from u over my application.espcially sponsorship

LadyT:
you need Jesus and a cold shower ty4real

jennykadry:
ty them say ya need jesus

chika98:
I smell it too. O buro nani gi
I saw Human Traffiking on Lifetime. This is how it starts

savanaha:
Ahh that is horrible.

Siena:
Aww, that's sad, Jenny.

Been there, know what it's like.

Only difference was, it was my mom in the coffin.
She was 46 when she died, in a car crash.
She looked so peaceful, not a mark on her. Almost like she was asleep.
I remember thinking, it was all a bad dream, and I'd wake up to see her as I always had.

Doctor said she must have died of shock, just before impact.

jennykadry:
buahahahahahahahahahahahh u no well Ty

jennykadry:
Ty please leave d girl,she is just a little baby ,and im sure she's not up to 15 years sef,so take it easy wt her,we were once like her u know,ori seanT21 oo'kpe,so e fisile jare

seanT21 dear just take it easy and don't over work your brains,i understand u very well,because i was once a prematured kid,so take things wasy and be a good girlie for jenny,love ya