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 Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by ubee(m): 3:09pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
Firstly, i find it comical, and to be frank, bizarre that Nairaland censors a word like (i will type it as it sounds) "Jenny-tail-ya" - which is a totally appropriate word that means the sex organs of humans. They replaced it with - "instruments" 😃😭😂 But they don't censor words like toto, pussy and dick, which are actually inappropriate words. Anyway me and you no dey quarrel so no need to sound belligerent. You are criticising licking of toes, but you obviously have no problem with MouthAction, since you don't have any history of publicly criticising the act. Stop being vague with the way you're trying to project your sexual preferences. You say you find licking of saliva weird, but you do it, or have done it abi? So what's the need of saying you find it weird? My outlook on the matter still stands. You can't criticise licking of toes when you have no problem with MouthAction. advanceDNA: |
| Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by ubee(m): 2:56pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
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| Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by ubee(m): 2:28pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
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| Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by ubee(m): 2:20pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
In a world where Instruments gets sucked during sex, you are complaining about boundaries because of toe sucking? Have you ever publicly criticised sucking of Instruments in this manner? 😂 If you haven't, then please hold your peace. advanceDNA: |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Sam Adeyemi & His Wife Return To Nigeria After Two Years by ubee(m): 8:03pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
@nlfpmod please i want to ask you this question. What is your thought or aim in describing the Pastor's wife as - "sweet"  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by ubee(m): 10:18pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
✌🏾 MITCHELL96: |
| Nairaland General › Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by ubee(m): 9:57pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
My guy thank you for the quick reply. But i wish you could believe me that there is something going on beneath the surface that you may never know unless he reveals it to you. Say na wetin na!  20-23 years wey be the period that testosterone is running wildly in the body of a young man na him he go stay celibate for three years?Meanwhile he has had a taste of a vagina before. Which kind of money is he pursuing or which kind of timidity will prevent a guy in his sexual prime from going back in search of the most gratifying feeling a man can experience? If you push and probe with guile, you will uncover what is really going on with your friend. P.S: Meanwhile what do you mean by - saying you will not tell his exact age, then going on to say he's 20-23? That's odd. Lol MITCHELL96: |
| Nairaland General › Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by ubee(m): 9:38pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
That your friend that has stayed celibate for three years, is he still in his youth?When I say youth, I mean the age range of 55 years and below. If he's still within that range, then your friend is either completely impotent or he has chronic erectile dysfunction that makes him almost useless in bed with women. It may be extremely difficult for him to tell you this, as the shame that comes with that condition could prevent a guy from opening up to even his closest confidants. 3 years say na wetin? Who cast that kind spell on am? MITCHELL96: |
| Travel › Re: 17 Passengers Crushed To Death As AKTC Bus Summersaults (Graphic Pics) by ubee(m): 5:51pm On Jan 21, 2023 |
I hope this is not a phoney report. These pictures look very much like the exact pictures released about 2 years back when an AKTC bus crashed on the road from Aba to Uyo. And I quickly searched for information on Google to confirm this news but I haven't seen anything on it. It would be a disgrace and borderline criminal if Nairaland doesn't have a procedure in place to vet sensitive stories like this one before having them published on their site. |
| Food › Re: The Catfish I Bought ₦2,800 And How I Prepared It by ubee(m): 6:02pm On Jan 09, 2023 |
Good for you, but please no bring Agric catfish dey spoil person eyes abeg. I don't take pond catfish as anything. If you have access to the catfish from the river, you go understand. |
| Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Celebrates His 41st Birthday by ubee(m): 3:44am On Jan 08, 2023 |
41 years old kii you there! Are these our Naija celebs not ashamed? Why do they habitually lie about their age? |
| Celebrities › Re: RMD Shares Photos With His Son, Oghenetega by ubee(m): 3:41am On Jan 08, 2023 |
It's crazy how time flies and how kids can grow fast. When he married Jumobi though quite a long time ago, but I remember it just like yesterday. Now look at his the son from that union with beards thicker than mine. Smh. Wow! |
| Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Breaks Silence After Her Ex-Fiancé Began Leaking Her Nude Videos by ubee(m): 1:02pm On Jan 06, 2023 |
What do you mean by "pray well well"? Have you not seen in my two posts that I clearly stated that I have deleted the sex tape? baralatie: |
| Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Breaks Silence After Her Ex-Fiancé Began Leaking Her Nude Videos by ubee(m): 7:00pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
When I thought about how the lives of my exes could literally be destroyed if the tapes leak mistakenly I had to delete them. It wasn't an easy decision because as you probably know, it could be very gratifying looking through those materials and reliving the experience, but I realised that I would never forgive myself if the mistakenly leak, which is a real possibility no matter how careful one is. And I am very confident about how careful I am, but the risk is there. One of my exes is a female pastor that has a vibrant followership. Imagine if her tape leaked. I took the right decision. I hope you don't live to regret keeping your tapes. Ezeego1:[quote author=Ezeego1 post=119708165] |
| Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Breaks Silence After Her Ex-Fiancé Began Leaking Her Nude Videos by ubee(m): 4:17pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
....the difference here is that I will never ever release or misplace the video no matter the situation.... Your statement above doesn't hold water. It's not your call. It's way beyond your control. Once you store private sexual material in any device it could easily be leaked at anytime. Except you can make theft stop occurring on this earth, or you have the supernatural power to make your device never malfunction and require the services of a repair technician. I too used to have a lot of sexual material of my exes stored in my devices, but I asked myself some honest questions one day, and I considered the scenarios of how these materials could leak like I listed above. I now came to the conclusion that no matter how perfectly careful I was in storing the sex tapes, it was beyond my control that those materials could stay hidden forever. So I knew I would never forgive myself if one day those sex tapes leaked out and potentially damage the lives of my exes. So one day I deleted all of them. I advice you to delete yours too. The potential damage it could do to the lives of your exes is just too much. Ezeego1: 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Breaks Silence After Her Ex-Fiancé Began Leaking Her Nude Videos by ubee(m): 3:59pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
I will never understand why in this day and age there are still women in this Naija that make nude clips of themselves or allow their partners to video them. It's unbelievable that it still happens. Like how much more stupid can somebody be to put yourself in a situation where your nude/sex videos could leak out to the public at any time because you stupidly decided to store them for your own pleasure. It's beyond crazy. And one would have thought Empress would be much more wiser than this. Women that suffer 100 times more when these leaks occur continue being stupid. 1 Like |
| Music/Radio › Re: Fans On Rampage As Tuface Abandons Contract, Fails To Show Up For Concert by ubee(m): 11:37am On Dec 29, 2022 |
It is only a novice in event organising or an outright dumb person that would shedule the flight of a guest superstar event headliner for the morning of the event date. The flight should have been at least a full 24 hrs before the event date. You don't take such risks, and not even in the most organised societies should such risks be taken. Nigeria that's possibly the "flight cancellation Capital" of the world. Sad. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Herdsmen Invade Ondo Community; Destroy Farmlands, Kidnap, Rape Women by ubee(m): 11:19am On Dec 29, 2022 |
It will always be mind boggling to me when I hear news like this one. Fulani herdsmen down the South, East and West of the country on a rampage, enter communities and pillage, slaughter, rape and rob without meeting resistance. How does it happen? Are the youths in these communities all paraplegics? |
| Celebrities › Re: Jasmine, Mr. Ibu's Daughter Attends Party In Wears Partly Revealing Her Buttocks by ubee(m): 3:03pm On Dec 24, 2022 |
For me there's absolutely nothing shocking here. For a very long time now it's not unusual to see ladies wear high cut bikini bottoms that expose basically their entire buttocks, so this shouldn't be surprising. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Culture › Re: Olu Of Warri Hangs Out With FIFA Officials At Qatar (pics) by ubee(m): 7:54pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
I'm a fan of the trend that started in the recent past when the age bracket of the recent monarchs of several ethnic areas across the country began plunging rapidly. Today we have youth as monarch in areas like Ife, Warri etc, but I won't lie if these young Oba's are going to be touring Europe and America while posting pictures all over the internet, then maybe the whole essence and significance of that position is defeated. I understand this Olu and the Ooni are still young, but the day they agreed to take up the responsibility of those positions, they should have known that there are certain behaviours and lifestyles that should completely take the backseat in their public lives. If he was too eager and couldn't resist going , fine, but what's the need posting this pictures with FIFA president, and also posting pictures of your subjects kneeling before you in a far away foreign land? What is that teaching your Delta indigenes? Mtcheew! 3 Likes |
| Properties › Re: 7-Storey Building Under Construction Collapses In Lekki, 6 Persons Trapped by ubee(m): 2:29pm On Sep 04, 2022 |
It's bad enough that our quack and irresponsible leaders cannot ensure that substandard building materials are non-existent in our markets (something that should be very easy to achieve in any serious society) But what really worries my mind right now is that we might be dealing with an even much more serious and tragic problem which is - "Most of our builders in Nigeria are ill-trained and are not updated to the modern and emerging trends and practices in the building and construction business" This could be an even much more serious problem, because the frequency of building collapses across basically all the states of the country leads me to believe that the problem goes beyond the threat of substandard building materials. God1000: 1 Like 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Naked Woman Sprays Fuel At Customers At A Filling Station In Ikoyi, Causes Chaos by ubee(m): 10:26pm On Jul 07, 2022 |
There are a number of Nigerian's that like to direct condescending or derogatory insults at America or any other country while trying to outline a comparison with Nigeria. I don't know if you realize how foolish it appears to be. Like why would anyone do that? Will you not remove the log in your eye before talking about the speck in someone else's eye? temitope27: 1 Like 1 Share |
| Food › Re: A Big Python Killed In Ofoni Community In Bayelsa (Pictures) by ubee(m): 7:52pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Then you probably haven't been living with your ears and eyes open all your life. Killmaster1: |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ondo Underground Church: MURIC Asks IGP To Transfer Case To Abuja by ubee(m): 1:31pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
What's your religious belief? RapistOnBail: |
| Family › Re: Husband Sets Estranged Wife On Fire, She Grabs Him & Both Get Burnt by ubee(m): 8:30am On Jul 03, 2022 |
At this point your "Divorce is legal" quote is moot, because they were technically divorced by being separated. The man is a monster. He went all the way down to her place where they don't have to butt heads and set her on fire. Odetokun3: |
| Politics › Re: Tinubu: Until We Have A Good Credit System, We Can't Conquer Corruption by ubee(m): 4:53pm On Jul 02, 2022 |
You are a dullard. What is a person that is earning 100k a month going to do with an 8 million Naira house? In fact even someone earning 200k will be unwise to buy a house at that rate with a weak currency and battered economy. In countries where things work properly, people live within their means. It's difficult times. It is your type of mentality that makes young ones become fraudsters. trutharena: |
| Crime › Re: Two Armed Robbers Sentenced To Death In Akwa Ibom by ubee(m): 9:45am On Jul 02, 2022 |
Abeg am i the only one looking for the part in the story that reports how they killed their victim? Because i thought the only reason why a criminal is sentenced to death in any democratic society is when they have murdered someone. Someone please make this make sense to me abeg. Only in Naija. Nothing wey we no go see. Abi did the writer erroneously leave out the murder part of the story? |
| Family › Re: How Do You Handle This Type Of Situation? by ubee(m): 9:07am On Jul 02, 2022 |
Honestly i hope you are still relatively a kid - as in you haven't hit 30 yet. Because any full grown man that sees this story and reads the woman's text message and still thinks she has no ulterior motives is a mumu. ordisco: |
| Family › Re: How Do You Handle This Type Of Situation? by ubee(m): 8:47am On Jul 02, 2022 |
There's no type of story that people won't script and post here just so they can feel fulfilled by generating comments. Anyway my direct opinion about this issue is simple. It takes an immature man with no iota of integrity to even be contemplating and thinking if he should allow the woman to come clean the house. She goes behind her husband's back to attempt to go to your house and you don't see the handwriting on the wall? And for you to even state that one thing can lead to another shows that you have a lot of work to do on yourself. Edit: Although i have a conviction that this story is scripted, i will point out two markers in the text message to prove that she has ulterior motives in a hypothetical scenario of this story. 1) She is teasing and sending you a message by using "cum" in place of come 2) When she says "as a woman" that is another message. If it were a true story, she's obviously a slut. 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Help: What Food Can Help Me Regain Back My Strength? by ubee(m): 8:15am On Jun 30, 2022 |
No need to throw insults Sir. I also believe, and know that passing out sperm frequently via masturbation is not a means to losing body nutrients. I feel the OP is not being entirely truthful or exact with his admittance too. Read my post above. DonBenny77: |
| Health › Re: Help: What Food Can Help Me Regain Back My Strength? by ubee(m): 8:08am On Jun 30, 2022 |
To start with, you have to be wholly truthful with every detail of your admission, and precise in describing the exact detail of your ailment if you want to get help. The true picture of your problem is not exactly the pains in your body. Masturbating your penis does not bring pain to the bones like you claim. Your pain is that you are impotent. That is one result of perpetual masturbation as you admitted, and 12 years of masturbating is a definite penis killer. There are ways to recover gradually. It might be a slow process though, but you will have to toil to recover your erection and a fully functioning penis. Research the internet for help. |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Meets Boris Johnson, Insists On Respecting Nation’s Maximum Term Limit by ubee(m): 7:55am On Jun 24, 2022 |
Abeg someone help me out. What does he mean by saying - "the last person that tried it ..... didn't end well" As in he was referring to exceeding term limits. |
