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Health / Re: Genotype Wahala, Share Your Experience by ubee(m): 3:19pm On Mar 13, 2022
The incompetence of any lab that would give someone a wrong genotype result is one that shouldn't go unpunished.
In top standard societies where the law courts are well run and credible you can lay claims for damages against them if you are willing to make them pay.
JONNYSPUTE:
.... During our registration in year one back then,the school lab after taking my samples gave me my result and they wrote AS. Ooh,Naso I believe say I be As genotype and anytime I get into a relationship my first question to the lady will be what's your genotype because I no wan hear story.

Till I graduated,I had this notion that I'm an AS carrier. Not until one day I fell sick and in the cause of doing a malaria test,I asked them to also check for my genotype.

Alas,the result came out AA.I told them is not correct. Had to go to 3 different labs and it still came out same AA in all.

I said so this people just make me dey cut liver dey search for AA lady.

It wasn't a nice experience then.
Politics / Re: Russia May Take Sanctionary Measures Against Nigeria by ubee(m): 9:57pm On Mar 12, 2022
I'm struggling to understand how this man could possibly have ascended to the position of DG of NIIA in the past - with this type of clumsy and uneducated remark he made.

How can Nigeria acquire nuclear weapons? For what?
A country that is in such economic shambles where a significant percentage of the citizens can barely afford three square meals.

We are a signatory to the Nuclear NPT. Besides countries of our status can't even dare to try to pursue Nuclear weapons, or we'll be put right back in our place by the world powers.

His statement sounds like what a group of newspaper free readers members would utter by the road side.
Very uneducated statement.

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Politics / Re: Police Bans Officers From Conducting Road Checks In Mufti by ubee(m): 7:31pm On Mar 11, 2022
To think that in 2022 there are still policemen wearing mufti on our streets while on duty shows how hopeless Nigeria is.

And i am surprised the IGP has to order a monitoring unit to ensure compliance.
I feel just his office giving the order should be enough the keep his men in check.

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Politics / Re: National Theatre Lagos: 40 Billion Naira Revamp Heralds Return To Glory Days by ubee(m): 8:58am On Mar 11, 2022
40 billion Naira? What? This country is under a curse i swear.

It is only in Nigeria that a major structure or facility that is very important will be neglected for several decades and left to rot.

Where they could easily adopt a culture of repair and maintenance work on major national structures say for instance a cycle every five years and hypothetically allocate just a couple hundred million Naira, the leaders are not competent to do so.
Instead they will abandon it for several decades and end up spending exponentially more than they would have spent if they were competent at their jobs.

Meanwhile anyone that thinks that that project is really worth even up to 30 billion is naive.

They have stolen so much money.
Crime / Re: Man Had Sex With A Married Woman, Recorded It & Posted Nude Pics On Social Media by ubee(m): 6:46pm On Mar 10, 2022
You're a fool. You leave your wife helpless and hopeless, back in Nigeria and the landlord throws her out in the cold with two children and no roof over her head.
The idiot that offered help decides to take advantage of her very hopeless Situation by asking for sex and you expect that she will not open her leg?
You are crazy.
Countless women across all races around the world wouldn't have been able to resist too.
Stop insulting Nigerian women. It's not about Nigerian women.
You are despicable.
Zonefree:
While the husband was outside the country hustling for the betterment of his family, his beloved Nigerian wife was busy sharing kpekus like Tom-Tom to a riffraff. Tueh embarassed


To get married to a Nigerian girl is 4th most dangerous things on earth!

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Food / Re: Try This Yam Porridge Recipe And Thank Me Later by ubee(m): 2:46pm On Mar 10, 2022
Correction.
Its *Pottage not Porridge.
Family / Re: I Saw This Snake Crawl Out Of My Generator's Corridor by ubee(m): 2:02pm On Mar 09, 2022
It seems you're going out of your way in order to sound intelligent.
Stop confusing yourself.
Snakes do crawl. 'Slither' is a word used to describe a the movement of a snake based on how it looks
- (the twisting movement)
Get your facts right before you come out to make such confident statements.
Hismasterpiece:
Correction... snakes don't crawl they slither.. in order to say that something crawls it has to have limbs and snakes don't.. peace!
Family / Re: I Saw This Snake Crawl Out Of My Generator's Corridor by ubee(m): 1:36pm On Mar 09, 2022
See your mouth like python.
What have you been doing with your youth?

My ten year old self would know this can never be a python, and it takes no extra intelligence to figure that out. Mtcheew!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off The Interior Of His Mercedes Maybach Worth Over N100m (video) by ubee(m): 10:43am On Mar 08, 2022
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off The Interior Of His Mercedes Maybach Worth Over N100m (video) by ubee(m): 10:39am On Mar 08, 2022
My elder brother is his chef, and i am cordial with several people in his entourage. I can help facilitate you meeting him one on one.
DM me....
MadamVanessa:
My love rock your life to the fullest, enjoy as much as you because you are a good person with a good heart.


I am here o, Incase you want to add me to your fleets of baby mama. cool
Politics / Re: Bamise Ayanwole: Soldiers, Police Take Over Ojota Park Over Planned Protest by ubee(m): 10:29am On Mar 08, 2022
This deployment of soldiers to spots of small scale civil unrest in this country is really unnecessary.
Soldiers should stay in their barracks.
If the NPF opens a vacancy calling for 1 million applications for recruitment today, they will get even double that number, so hire more officers and train them properly.

Soldiers can come out when there is real anarchy across several areas of a state and a country happening at the same time e.g EndSars period.

Allowing soldiers to mix and mingle with civilian population the way we do here is not good.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Gun Down Over 60 Vigilantes In Kebbi by ubee(m): 8:16am On Mar 08, 2022
It sounds comical when i hear a lot of comments from the masses always quick to say that these terrorists are sponsored by politicians.
It does not make sense. Any society with economic turmoil, no security, stealing of funds in government etc, will surely suffer the rise of such criminal.
These are guys that come together and decide to live a life of killing and pillaging.
It can't always be sponsored by politicians.
Getting weapons is so easy in Nigeria. There are terrorists across the entire regions today, it's our reality.
awoniyi1236:
angrySeriously things are not getting better in this country, the bitter truth is that “all this bandits are been sponsored by rich people and politicians” God will judge them
Family / Re: Nasarawa Woman: "Why I Allowed My Teenage Son To Impregnate Me" by ubee(m): 9:57pm On Mar 06, 2022
I feel physically sick after reading this story.
Romance / Re: BBNaija's Khloe Shows Off Her Curvy Body While On Vacation Abroad (Pix, Video) by ubee(m): 7:19pm On Mar 05, 2022
I'm very liberal minded with these types of issues surrounding the extent to which females can go to feel confident, accepted and popular in the entertainment industry, so i never really had a problem with the shocking body transformation that Khloe underwent in order to get her confidence (she was very, very flat).

But my own outlook is this - If any socialite female must subject herself to the gruelling surgical transformation, then they have to go all out and have a splash in the celebrity circles whereby they are catapulted to the A-list or B-list at worst.

But this woman is still an outsider and has not really come through in popularity and success which we all know was is her desire.

So was it worth the stress?
She is just reduced to the occasional bikini photos showing her derriere.
Politics / Re: Many Injured As They Fight Over Tinubu’s Cash Gift In Ekiti by ubee(m): 8:35am On Mar 05, 2022
How can a politician of Tinubu's stature use this phoney tactic of luring electorate to his camp by throwing cash them?
Why is he like this?
Crime / Re: Kenyan Lady Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Defiling A 4-Year-Old Boy by ubee(m): 8:14am On Mar 04, 2022
There is almost never a time i read comments on Nairaland that I am not shook at the numerousness of sick and depraved individuals that abound on this forum and by implication the big moral challenge we have in Nigeria.

Just look at yourself. You even started well like a reasonable person in the first paragraph, but ended your post with such a rotten and abominable statement.

You are a beast. You are not human.
iezeiyida:
A rapist and a paedophile spotted

It is very good she was punished by the law, but I think ''life in prisonment'' is too severe''.

Anyway, if her kpeku tight the innocent boy enjoy am o

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen To Replace Cristiano Ronaldo At Manchester United by ubee(m): 10:21pm On Mar 03, 2022
Just look at the name - www.bestchoicesports.com.ng

The name gives it away as one of many hoax news websites that abound on the internet.

If you search for this news on all the reputable football news portals in the world you will not see it.

I have even checked the website grin

The thing be like wetin 3 day old apprentice for web designing class do as first assignment grin
Crime / Re: Ogun Contractor Kills Girlfriend, Commits Suicide, Drops Wife Suicide Note by ubee(m): 7:28am On Mar 03, 2022
A part of the article describes that both corpses were naked.
My question is this - Did the guy decide to die naked by removing his clothes?
Celebrities / Re: Lari Williams Dies At 81 by ubee(m): 10:32pm On Feb 28, 2022
What type of statement is this? You think there are no younger people in Naija today than (people in their forties like you and me?)
Or you feel that somehow Nigerians stopped procreating after the early eighties? Smh
naptu2:
I can't believe that there are people that don't know Lari Williams.

May his soul rest in peace.


Mirror in the Sun (1985). Lari Williams as Ladipo Adeola.

Rowland Henshaw as Dele Fawole

Kunle Bamtefa as Deinde Ajayi


(I had a crush on Alero, and on Clarion Chukwura and on Barbara Soky (Yinka Fawole).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVtEa1oE-Oo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSB5CMsAi08
Celebrities / Re: Lari Williams Dies At 81 by ubee(m): 10:25pm On Feb 28, 2022
grin grin grin I never got to watch that film but my elder brother used to narrate it for me amidst rolling in a fit of laughter.
Two parts that he often mentioned was - 1) When Larry killed a goat with a bow and arrow
2) A fight scene where Larry displayed some kung fu moves grin
ShaqFu:
Larry Williams? Was he the one who starred in Nigeria's first horror movie: Witch Doctor of The Living Dead?

Modified.

He's the one.
Celebrities / Re: Lari Williams Dies At 81 by ubee(m): 10:18pm On Feb 28, 2022
Wow! So this man was from Cross River?
I thought he was Yoruba.
He and his peers in theater and entertainment as a whole represent better times growing up in this country for me.
Much more saner, tranquil, prosperous times for this nation.

Today it's a rotten atmosphere everywhere.

May he RIP.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nations Who Have Banned Russian Planes From Their Skies (Full List) by ubee(m): 10:28pm On Feb 27, 2022
No it can't be shot down.The plane will be impounded immediately it lands.
The crew and passengers arrested and prosecuted.
olatade:
I'm curious, if countries ban russian planes flying through their airspace but russia ignores these rules and continues to fly through european airspace, what happens? Surely they wont be shot down?
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim: Stop Using Dirty Hands And Dirty Saliva On A Woman’s Privates by ubee(m): 4:25pm On Feb 26, 2022
35 years old? Do these people not have shame?
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Warns USA Against Sanctioning Russia by ubee(m): 10:53am On Feb 25, 2022
Wow! This is very dumb from FFK.
Its been so disappointing to see some of the public figures in this country we saw as the more enlightened and informed in our society spouting bottom level ignorance in the past years.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by ubee(m): 1:59pm On Feb 23, 2022
Coming from someone with your type of moniker, it's shallow.
Clitoris2:
[s][/s] Children of the devil

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by ubee(m): 1:58pm On Feb 23, 2022
It is sad that in this day and age, Nairaland still publishes posts of the lowest of standards and rock bottom depravity.
And they still shockingly shift such posts to FP. Why?

Are you guys not capable of ensuring the best practices on this site?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Storms Chef Chi’s Elder Sister’s Wedding In Style (video) by ubee(m): 6:15pm On Feb 20, 2022
Big indiscretion on Davido's part.
It just comes across as if he can't reason properly.
I know it would be very difficult for the family to ask Davido to stay away. I don't blame them.
Does that guy not have sensible people amongst his inner circle?
SETH03:
What Davido is doing is called manipulation. What are you still doing around the family you broke up with one of them. This is very insensitive. Chioma won't be sure whether he wants her back or not which may affect her emotionally.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Storms Chef Chi’s Elder Sister’s Wedding In Style (video) by ubee(m): 6:09pm On Feb 20, 2022
The split obviously wasn't a bitter split where insults, badblood and public drama is the order of the day, but in my opinion the couple having Davido being a main fixture in the event is not a good look.

This man just walked out on my younger sister on a whim basically for no reason and was pictured out with a strange woman much to her disrespect.
Meanwhile this is a man that has approached the family to ask for my sister's hand in marriage.

I would have preferred Davido support the event while being out of sight in the background.
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Ex, Chioma And Her Friends Drink And Party Together (Photos) by ubee(m): 10:09am On Feb 18, 2022
It sickens me when our youth behave like that.
One of our biggest problems (with youth) in this country is wanting so badly to be like the people of the Western world so much so that we
basically lose our way.
It also applies to guys too addressing themselves as "Nigga".

I don't know why we can't go on and forge our own path guided by who we truly are as a people. We are just lost.
Romanoff:
It's so distasteful when women call themselves "bitches".
Romance / Re: Why Do Men In Their Late Thirties And Early Forties Easily Say "NO" To Sex? by ubee(m): 9:19am On Feb 16, 2022
Chai! What are the vetting procedures and steps that determine the type of posts that are cleared to be published on this forum na?

Nairaland should be better than this.

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Sports / Re: Sevilla Joins Barcelona in the Race to Sign Super Eagles Striker Sadiq Umar by ubee(m): 8:51am On Feb 16, 2022
I don't know which i find more irritating. The false news peddlers that published this story, or the folks on this thread that blissfully believe the news to be authentic.

grin grin
Sports / Re: Sevilla Joins Barcelona in the Race to Sign Super Eagles Striker Sadiq Umar by ubee(m): 8:40am On Feb 16, 2022
I can't believe these types of lies about transfer of Nigerian players in Europe is still going on today.
What have we not heard in the past? I remember seeing some sensational news like "Aghahowa on verge of signing for Real Madrid".
Let the lazy agents and associates of our players stop this shameful tactics of trying to put their clients name out there.

If they are special enough for those big clubs, they will reach out to the player.

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