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First off. This is stage managed.

But for me there's no way I'm buying from someone hawking something like groundnuts while dressed in a suit complete with tie.

It's just too creepy for my liking.

Note to the author.

1) You should have taken the picture of the fish whole if you want the audience to have a clear idea of how big/small the fish was, and if it was a good or bad buy.

2) Did the seller put a gun to your head to force you into buying, or do you even have the ability to haggle prices?

That fish is nothing more than 1,300 naira. At least in Akwa Ibom where i am right now.
I understand that fish should be more expensive in Enugu than in AkwaIbom, but 3,600 naira is preposterous.

And to make matters worse, it is the farm/pond raised type not the type caught in the stream or river.

Anyway enjoy what you bought.

One if the ugliest and most evil trait out of Naija is this jungle justice act.
And i keep on saying that our leaders being very anti progressive and unimaginative is the reason why these type of acts persist.

Set up a special court to expedite trials on cases of alleged lynch mob members That are fished out.

Get the convictions and execute the criminals shortly after.

It will not even reach 6 months before jungle justice will become extinct in Nigeria.

Is this the old woman that was asking some young folk to set up her "Twanter" then ended up kidnapping them for rituals?

You are totally in the same boat with me. See my post above.

Growing up my understanding of the dish is that it's management rice for person to manage.
No be dis expensive continental dish wey person dey call concoction rice.

Obinna666:
Conconction rice equals to crayfish , pepper ,for some scent leaf,red oil,salt ,for some Maggi ,what else,no fish ,even if fish is involved,its small small catfish ,chai ,even there is conconction soup self..

This your point is another aspect of the post that surprised me.
Growing up my understanding of what conco rice is according to every one around me who were even much more experienced is that it's all about the type of rice you cook in a humble reality or situation of just basic and few ingredients like pepper, crayfish, seasoning cubes, onions and palm oil.

If you have some extra funds you can throw in dry fish.
But today people will create a very expensive and loaded meal and call it concoction rice.

Please who else here is in the same boat with me by understanding that it was strictly palm oil used to prepare conco rice, and not veg oil like some people are using nowadays?

inoki247:
All this people and attention concussion wey b say na only grinded pepper maggi with ororo or palm oil b d ingredients if u av money u put egg nd boil it together with it...


Na him u pack different spicy nd Fish put


well na from KG me don dey cook fried rice...

You are very correct.
It is important to note though i wasn't trying to insinuate that the mother was wrong leaving cooking responsibilities to her kids at such an early age.
I am just genuinely surprised.

We were not pampered kids, and didn't have 'very much', and our mother was always on point in training and being hard on my sisters, but none of them started cooking by primary 3 like the OP said she started.
And in the morning before going to skool
Wow! Different strokes for different folks sha.

SirMichael1:
Dude, you're a guy and more so, culture plays a major role in determining when a person begins kitchen work.

I'm trying to wrap my head around this your story.

You mean as a primary school pupil, your mother had already handed over responsibility of cooking some less complex meals to you and your siblings?

Was she the type that was mostly not at home due to nature of her work?

In primary school i couldn't even wash my pants, let alone cook for myself.

If my memory is right, i think it was at my SS1 that i started getting the freedom to try stuff for myself in the kitchen.

Black and white TV? WOOW!!!

Why was your household using black and white TV in the nineties?
Na poverty, abi your parents were the type wey no go stop using any very old property until e scatter to pieces?

Even in the late eighties wey I fit understand things, I no see black and white TV o!

Ikillbrokehoes:
Happy birthday man! K.O.K has made alot of sacrifice throughout the years..

I remember vividly watching his first movie "Living in bondage" in the 90's when I was little with our big black and white TV, damn! those halcyon days I will never forget easily.

A country where charades like this one happen every other day.
There's a better chance the Sun falls out of the sky and burns the entire earth to ashes than this man gets convicted and spends significant time in jail.

Useless leaders.

I keep on seeing this,trend almost daily in the news and SM where it's clear that the youth and young ones of today have totally degenerated to become so dumb and unaware, and uninterested in realities of life and rational thinking.

Like what type of foolishness has this girl just displayed with this video.

It's bad enough that the video was leaked, but instead of her to quietly lick her wounds and try to forge a way forward with her life outside the glare of Social media, NO she foolishly shoots a very unnecessary video.

Did they point gun to her head to shoot this video.

There are countless girls in the past in Naija that have been in this position where their sex tape was exposed, but today almost all those girls have been forgotten and they would walk in public today for days on end without any Nigerian recognising them.

This is just a misguided dummy.

Even your right up gives you out as some sort of clown.

I can gift a random stranger double that amount you are making noise about, but I cannot pay 2k for this stuff.

You are just a joker!

Mtcheeew!

Wow, since Tuface and non of his baby mamas use glasses, I wonder where the eye issues that at least two of his kids have came from.

Maybe their grand parents.

;DSometimes i feel that stories like this one posted on NR are just males that tirelessly want to ridicule females and continue festering this unfortunate gender war that has been on for years in the Social media community.

Because i just find it hard to believe this story is not made up.

Because how can a woman act so foolish and be so shameless to be seeking advice online to solve thé relationship problem she created for herself?

Nigeria is a country were supposedly enlightened and educated people display classical characteristics of those who have never had the opportunity to sit within the walls of a classroom.

I remember opining on that last news this policeman is reacting to, and on several other reports that this news is very likely fake.

The writer talks about a phantom hospital in Yaba and no one is asking questions.

A sex video is released on line and tagged as happening in Lagos with no critical evidence through audio or video to narrow the scene down to Nigeria, but nobody asks questions.

They just swallow it hook, line and sinker.

Who do us like dis?

Wow! At this point some people close to Bakare have to take a close look at him and probe his capacity to rational thinking.

This has to be his 5th or 6th time of expressing interest, and though he never stood an atom of a chance to win his parties ticket for the Presidential election; that is not even my problem.

My problem is that he seems to be blissfully ignorant of the fact that he is wasting his time and stressing his loved ones because he doesn't belong in the political circles clearly.

He goes missing and anonymous once the election season is over.
He doesn't play partisan politics by association with the rest of the party members. He is not offered portfolios, then why does he keep returning?

Chai Nigerian's! Who do us like this.

A random video surfaces showing a female having sex with a dog on our SM space.

A message is attached to the clip claiming that the act is happening in the Lekki area of Lagos.
Nigerian's with no questions asked and no desire to ascertain the authenticity of the story swallow everything hook, line and sinker.
A gender war is sparked between infantile adults across all of SM; misogynists have a field day maligning their sisters and mothers, and the chaos goes on and on.

Even this story, a vague description is given about the lady being in a phantom hospital at Yaba.

I would wager without hesitation that the clip is from some other country, but Nigerians i know would hear none of that.

You're a weirdo.

You're a good storyteller though.

stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

There is more likelihood that the sun falls out of the sky this moment than I commit suicide - with the present healthy state of my life.

You have been throwing the dark words like suicide, Ogun, etc.
It's clear to see you are the gutter type; the lowest of low that carries a putrid stench of backwardness and evil into anywhere you enter.

In due time your time will be up. You will rot in Hell.

The fact that you are this bitter is so much joy to my senses.
You don't deserve peace.

To Hell with you. May your tears never end.

Iamuk:
I see you are really depressed.
Suicide fall on you.

You are trash like i said before.
You are curious to know whether a dead little girl was pregnant in a picture she took several years earlier.

Unlike you, other normal thinking people felt sad by the tragedy that befell her and her family.
You are a degenerate piece of shit!

Go burn in Hell, and don't forget to take your god (Ogun) along with you.

Iamuk:
U are just a scum.
All this your grammar amounts to nothing aside that u are just a frustrated piece of racist. I am not in your category or your level in any form...
I will say this for the last time.don't quote me again u psycho.

It's ironic to see how a depraved person like you that can be drooling over the picture of a young girl that you know was tragically killed, lose it and curse out with so much anger.

Which Ogun? What is my business with your Ogun?
Your diabolism with eat you up, but can't do nothing to me.

Oh, and I have just noticed from your discussion with someone on the thread that you probably were expressing surprise at the seemingly protruding belly, but the truth is it doesn't make your behaviour less bizarre.
There are tons of young women out there with such belly, it's nothing unusual and no reasonable person should even want to express concern over that when the girl in question was tragically killed.

You are trash!
Go to Hell, and carry your Ogun with you.

Iamuk:
U be basterd.
U no go die well.
Na ogun go chop your body.idiot don't make me loose my cool fool.

The sad reality is that there are actually people that "like it".

On this thread I've seen someone ogle at the picture of the girl, while being fully aware of her tragic death.

I think no one can disagree if we say he likes it.

AuroraB:
You lots wish you could make others not express their genuine feelings online. Stop the bullying.

So you can actually be so insensitive to the extent of ogling at the picture of the girl even when knowing fully well that the story is about how she was tragically killed by a truck?

What is really happening to guys in the country?
A lot of you have lost your sense of humanity. It's just sad.

Iamuk:
D pic with green cloth.

I don't keep tabs on individual accounts that beg for money, but it doesn't even matter, or give any important insight because the majority of people that involve in this begging scheme have multiple accounts they use to do it.

Look i am not annoyed at your hustle. Especially if someone in very difficult financial situation uses online begging format.

My problem is the pride and arrogance you display with the method used.

You will not get much help if any with this pride. People sense it and will blank you.

Meanwhile how many positive responses have you gotten from the post?

Knows12:
okay sir, na me fuvkedup.. have you seen my begging Post here before??

The radioactive pride and arrogance you possess in you to fabricate this method of begging is unbelievable.

Do you think you are better or smarter than other of your fellow online beggars that present sickness and poverty as their problems?

You should not look to this ridiculous reason to beg. Potential helpers will not feel sorry for you.

Just tell the truth! Cry out about your financial state in truth.

Your reason for begging is not impressing anyone.

Mtcheew!

Knows12:
Pls I need help.. don't know how to say this but all I know is that my GTB account was restricted since Friday and I got to the bank this morning and they asked me to fill some paperwork blablabla.. since morning I get withdraw from acc, I called them again and they said it may take up to 7days.. pls I'm cashless. If just 800# make I use buy gas..
Thanks in advance.

The radioactive pride and arrogance you possess in you to fabricate this method of begging is unbelievable.

Do you think you are better or smarter than other of your fellow online beggars that present sickness and poverty as their problems?

You should not look to this ridiculous reason to beg. Potential helpers will not feel sorry for you.

Just tell the truth! Cry out about your financial state in truth.

Your reason for begging is not impressing anyone.

Mtcheew!

Your explanation still does not justify in any way why a residential area for the "super rich" as the OP put it, should have Okada riding in the neighborhood.

I stay at an Estate in Godab area of Apo. This is not a luxury estate o! Just the estate for middle class and below. Okada can not be seen inside at any time.

All the employees that have bikes park outside the main gate when they arrive.
No KEKE is allowed too.
In that estate people that don't have cars are as fit as the Ethiopians becos of trekking.

Cousin9999:
Rich people have house managers and other employees that may not live on the property.

Technically it is accurate to say that standup is obsolete.
It had been losing it's demand for years but it totally plunged for an extended period all through 2020 due to COVID, and into early 2021.

But perhaps the biggest damage in the long run to standup comedy is streaming services of the internet where people can easily get tons of content in comedy easily.

People are addicted to their devices nowadays and it shows in the declining attendance of live shows.

tianshie:
How is stand up obsolete?

Nigerian youths/men who do una like this?
Some idiot posts a random video of a female having sex with a dog while claiming the act is in Lagos/Nigeria, and you all swallow story hook, line and sinker without an atom of a desire to even ask questions?

Why?

Really a lot of our politicians are so shallow mentally.

There's absolutely nothing wrong in him celebrating with his family even at these horrible times security wise in Kaduna and the country, but if he had any sense in his head, there's no way these pictures would go public, at least not any time soon, until this present dark clouds of sorrow and terror clear off.

But when his people are being dropped like flies he is posting this.
Smh

He has not told us of the several nights of drinking bottles of beer and eating meat, fish etc at night even in the weeks of his workout.

He will come publicly to mislead people into thinking that working out isn't effective.

Mtcheew!

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