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CelebritiesRe: Harrysong, Mr2kay, Gandoki, DJ Barbie Thrill Abuja Audience At Shakara And Gang by ubee(m): 7:09pm On Aug 21, 2019
DonDaniDee:
This DJ Babbie is becoming more popular now. Never heard of her until recently and now her name is already flying.
I think I have a gift of blessing people but I hardly know how to use it. Once I hear a name and see what the person does and I say it is good and this person will go far it always happens.

I noticed that way back before Timaya came into the limelight, and other people I have said that to before they blow.
This your comment is so dimwitted it's embarrassing. No! You have no gift of blessing people. The success of Timaya and all the other people you 'claim' to have predicted their success have nothing to do with you. There are countless Nigerian's who upon seeing Timaya's craft before and after he waxed his first album predicted great things for him. It was very obvious he was just too good he was going to explode.
He is talented, but even more crucially he struggled and hustled hard to get to where he is today.
This your fantasy gift of blessing people is just a figment of your imagination.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Shouting Match Over Sanitary Pad In Kitchen by ubee(m): 7:06pm On Aug 20, 2019
[quote author= post=81440546]Pukes!

See what Nigerian youths are discussing about on the biggest forum in Africa!

Sanitary pad!
Pukes again!!

There was a country!!
[/quote]Why not? What's crazy about discussing sanitary pads on an African forum? What are you puking for? The thought of a used pad? Why are you so put off by a natural biological process? Women bleed monthly it's only natural. Don't let it put you off you hear?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Esther Wins Head Of House, Picks Frodd To Share "Special Room" With Her by ubee(m): 11:47pm On Aug 19, 2019
buygala:
Frodd isn't getting any pusssy in that room because Esther just started her period this afternoon... smiley

Frodd will just be boiling water for Esther to drink and massage her body to ease the menstrual cramps she just started experiencing today sad

Frodd kor...Fraud ni undecided .....

That guy's sperm would have accumulated so much that his eyes will be leaking sperm....thick sperm with his spermatozoa already looking like 6-weeks Broilers sad

Frustrated sex-starved woman wrapper undecided
This your post obviously exposes you as an ultra-perverted deviant but I can't understand how it made me laugh so much.
CrimeRe: Lady Raped To Death In Front Of A Church In Benue (Disturbing Photos) by ubee(m): 11:40pm On Aug 19, 2019
Justbeingreal:
embarassed

Wickedness all over..


The human heart now...
If you can even imagine that back in 2009 the human heart was as unblemished and pure and kind like the one in the pic then you need a lobotomy.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Khafi Wants To Be Evicted On Sunday by ubee(m): 9:18am On Aug 18, 2019
Vado:
Chic just made a thot of herself. As a bonifide Yoruba boy, girl you and your mentor BamBam disappointed your lineage shagging on TV. We don't do that over here.
Just shut your trap with that "we don't do that over here" trash!!!
Stop with this pretentious ethnic exceptionality fallacy you and your ilk like spreading all over social media. There is no history or pattern of Yoruba chicks being less likely to open their legs than all the other tribes. And that goes to all the females of other tribes in Nigeria, as I am not picking on yoruba's.
Sex is sex and is always readily enjoyed by all tribes it just depends on the individual in question. So I will never judge Yoruba women by the sexual actions of Khafi or her predecessor BamBam.
Whether na Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba or all the other tribes, they are all game and ready for sex, it just comes down to the individual
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Mercy Shows Her Panties, Rocks Ike As Her Fans & Tacha's Fight (Photos) by ubee(m): 8:54am On Aug 18, 2019
donogaga:
Honestly, would do people benefit from watching this show?

I don't get it.
Folk like you that always ask these questions about BIG BROTHER SHOWS year in year out have to be the most deceptive frauds imaginable.
You don't like the show, you complain but you still keep up with the happenings in it religiously.
Why don't you just cut it out of your consciousness?
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photos: Tunde Ednut With Akon, Dbanj, Don Jazzy, Juliet Ibrahim, Phyno by ubee(m): 12:19pm On Aug 17, 2019
His pose with Jazzy shadowing him just behind is weird.
CrimeRe: Thief Electrocuted While Stealing Cables From A Transformer In Delta(photos) by ubee(m): 9:13am On Aug 17, 2019
That's what I'm thinking too. It just doesn't seem normal that all that cable with fall in place that way all over his body. That looks like someone put all that cable on him. Even if he was under a roll of cables before the electrocution it can't possibly fall all over him like that.
ednut1:
Looks like murder
EducationRe: Stop Asking People 'How Was Your Night', It Is Wrong English by ubee(m): 10:08pm On Aug 15, 2019
Nat404:
Just people here often say, "if you know, you know". The English is absolutely wrong. It should be "if you don't know, now you know.
I think you have a fever grin go to bed grin
EducationRe: Stop Asking People 'How Was Your Night', It Is Wrong English by ubee(m): 10:07pm On Aug 15, 2019
millionboi2:
if I'm u and dat idiot Edward fada I will disown u ppl4bn too inferior to d white.
Gush
Look at how pathetic you are. You are displaying the classical blame and finger pointing to white man as the cause of all your problems but are too empty and cocky to look within to see you are the cause. I'm far from feeling inferior to any other race. Did you not see I posted above I've called out my colleagues on that inappropriate greeting style as far back as 10 years.
The greeting is wrong there are no two ways.
But you can keep on wallowing in your tragic ignorance
EducationRe: Stop Asking People 'How Was Your Night', It Is Wrong English by ubee(m): 9:55pm On Aug 15, 2019
Chukazu:
And who said we can't have a Nigerian English?

Must every thing be in tune with the British context?

We too be human being naa...haba!
It's not a matter of having our own English speaking style or Nigerian English as you put it.
And no everything must not necessarily be in tune with the British style. It's about a language that sounds weird, crappy, intrusive and outrightly dumb.
For over a decade now I have been surprised and at times wince in disgust when I hear Nigerians using this greeting style freely all over the place.
It's clumsy, it's weird, it's wrong.
What is your business with how an acquaintance spent his/her night?
Is the person your patient required to report to you the doctor?
EducationRe: Stop Asking People 'How Was Your Night', It Is Wrong English by ubee(m): 9:44pm On Aug 15, 2019
evilive:
Nigerians and wahala, nah matter wey no be matter we dey flex muscle on top.
"How was your night" has no other meanings to a sane mind than what it meant in structure, nah only robot they look for meaning wey no dey. Must we forever be zombies?

In Nigeria, night nah night. Period.
You refuse to be rational in your assessment of the tone of that type of weird greeting but quickly dismiss it as irrelevant. But people that think rationally know that greeting is really weird.
What is your business with how someone you barely know spent his/her night? Are you a night nurse? Why isn't good morning how do u do enuf for you?
This type is beyond your thinking
EducationRe: Stop Asking People 'How Was Your Night', It Is Wrong English by ubee(m): 9:38pm On Aug 15, 2019
I've been wincing in irritation at this style of greeting for years, and I've even told a couple of my colleagues in the past to drop that greeting style.
As you so rightly put Nigerians with our over sabi ways have created a greeting style that's totally weird.
What is your business with how someone spent the night? Did you both have a discussion or agreement about the planned night activities.
It has always sounded so dumb to me
CrimeRe: Nigerian Prisons Service Changes Name To Nigerian Correctional Service by ubee(m): 8:14pm On Aug 14, 2019
l[/quote]This unhealthy obsession we have for everything US is just so disturbing. From our singers, to our youths in general, to our politicians.
We have a fatal breakdown of the ability or desire to be creative, original, and visionary.
The job of these idiots in Abuja is to sit at home doing nothing to solve the crucial problems squeezing the soul out of Naija, but just look for any cultural mainstay of America that tickles their fancy and then copy it. When US named the systems Corrections facilities, it came after sweeping changes where made practiced and institutionalized. It's not by empty name tagging.
Where are the changes in the prisons? Where are the facilities on ground? When were personnel rigorously trained? Where are the educators for this project?

They just copy reform tenets from US and start pretending to be original. Empty dunces.
God will judge you people.
BusinessRe: Fatima Dangote And Jamil Abubakar Welcome Baby Girl by ubee(m): 5:34pm On Aug 13, 2019
Chai!!! anyway you look at it, however you slice it or dice it, Naija situation always seems to be hopeless. A country that basically no citizen "truly" believes in.
How do you explain a family lineage that is ultra-rich and whose financial future is set up for multiple generations to come still scampering to the US to give birth to their child in order to secure US citizenship?

Even Dangote's assurance isn't full proof.
Chai!
CelebritiesRe: Lagos Nude Dance: Tekno Will Be Used As A Scapegoat To Teach Others - FG by ubee(m): 9:24am On Aug 12, 2019
SoNature:
Nigeria is a lawless society.

I can't remember the last time I watched a music channel because these guys just keep displaying women in skimpy dresses.

Nigeria has lost its sanity.

Prostitution is embellished RUNS and internet fraud is sweetened and called G

Deal with the fool already and stop making noise about it!
You are the fool and not Techno. One of the most combustible hazards to the existence of Nigeria for the past decade has been people that think and behave like you. In your world Techno shooting videos with skimpy women and music channels showing skimpy women is evidence that Nigeria has lost it's sanity and is a lawless society.
In the same country where terrorists have been going on a murderous crusade hacking down citizen's in the most brutal manner imaginable, brutally raping women and children, and carting them away as sex slaves, in a country where there is widespread stealing of public funds at leadership level across all the arms of government, where violence, cult wars, ritual murders and criminality is the order of the day across basically all the regions of the country, but for you women dressing skimpy in a music video is a bigger problem.
You are the fool. This is a democracy we are practicing(or pretending to practice) in Nigeria not a theocracy. Runsewe's talk is just one of the sanctimonious outbursts from clueless public servants in this country that know little to nothing about how stuff like this should be handled in a democracy.
Hypocrites and ignoramuses abound in this country, and you are one of them.
CelebritiesRe: Gifty Powers Teaches Daughter How To Twerk, Nigerians Blast Her by ubee(m): 7:19pm On Aug 06, 2019
My God!!! The deep, deep venomous bile of abuse this woman is spewing at those criticising her in the comments section just made me wonder how a celeb can be so bitter. It's unbelievable.
She's like the biblical description of "a woman scorned".
I hope she finds peace someday...
EventsRe: Checkout Photos From The 3rd Edition Of The Annual Port-harcourt Bole Festival by ubee(m): 8:10am On Aug 05, 2019
Ekinematics:
Guess your Boli is not prestigious.
Here in PH our BOLÉ is prestigious kiss
Phew! Well if the statewide eating of roadside roasted plantain in PH is what you embrace as your source of joy, pride and national identity - if you see that as being prestigious then embrace it and enjoy yourself.
It's just that I find it difficult to understand how in 2019 a group of people can be touting roasted plantain as a source of prestige when in other parts of the world they are celebrating their annual windfall of tens of billions of dollars raked in from tourism, medical tourism raking in tens of millions, industrialization, tech companies like google, twitter and facebook collectively raking in hundreds of billions of dollars. But you even with little to no light, endemic violent criminality, horrible roads and widespread disillusionment in the land, you are happy with your plantain. Enjoy.
EventsRe: Checkout Photos From The 3rd Edition Of The Annual Port-harcourt Bole Festival by ubee(m): 4:29pm On Aug 04, 2019
The writer described Boli as "prestigious" angry angry
Abeg someone tell me what's prestigious about Boli?
Why do so many half-baked news writers abound all over our media space nowadays?
RomanceRe: Man Poses With His Curvy Fiancee In Pre-wedding Pictures by ubee(m): 4:19pm On Aug 04, 2019
koyyess:
Guy looks like a brute.

Lady looks like she can sit on his face and fart on it to weaken his defence.

Nice combo.
Your remark is so weak. You are not even making sense.
Are you trying to be funny?
CrimeRe: Chiemela Iroha, Gringory’s Son: Our Kidnappers Were Fulani Herdsmen by ubee(m): 12:37pm On Aug 04, 2019
Gandollaar:
I'm sure the Yeye bloggers misguoted the victim with thier usual cut and join.
Yeah, yeah you are most probably right. And I'm not surprised because some of the worst and unprofessional writing I've ever seen have been on reports posted on this forum.
CrimeRe: Chiemela Iroha, Gringory’s Son: Our Kidnappers Were Fulani Herdsmen by ubee(m): 8:50am On Aug 04, 2019
“It’s horrible where this country is driving at. This gentleman shot for like one hour on the road, until policemen came and they ran away and they took us inside a forest till this morning,,

This guy just referred to soulless and brutal criminal and terrorist that abducted him as a "gentleman".
Is he mentally okay at all?
CelebritiesRe: Kikelomo Oguntade: My Bum Gets Me The Most Attention by ubee(m): 11:30pm On Aug 03, 2019
Only a quack news writer or reporter will post a report under this type of headline without attaching a picture of the subject where her backside is zoomed in on.
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Flaunts A Massive Tattoo: Hit Or Miss?? by ubee(m): 8:21pm On Jul 24, 2019
JubrinElSudan:
Fela lives. A picture of Fela would have made more sense instead of the bird. My Opinion
Your opinion makes a lot of sense to me.
That eagle is totally out of place there i.m.o
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Ojiakor Shows Her Post-Surgery Leg (Disturbing Photo) by ubee(m): 8:59pm On Jul 23, 2019
Neocotez:
Wetin concern me and cossy leg
Wow!!! Na your room be dis?
You are a living, breathing, walking den of bacteria
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Ojiakor Shows Her Post-Surgery Leg (Disturbing Photo) by ubee(m): 8:56pm On Jul 23, 2019
So with almost two decades of exposure and fame in showbiz and media in Nigerian entertainment circles, this woman is incapable of both pronouncing and spelling the walking aid - "crutches" huh
Shame!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Finds Shark At The Shores, He Helped It Back Into The Water by ubee(m): 12:52pm On Jul 22, 2019
Starboytwo:
Shark soup, naija version


Even people wey never see shark even for film go like taste am....

Proudly omo naija...GODS OWN COUNTRY
God's own country for where? For your dreams? Nigerians and una copy copy ways. Very soon una go talk say na we get that mantra, say na USA steal am for us.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Omashola, 2face, D'banj, Aki, Desmond Elliot, Tiwa Savage, Patoranking by ubee(m): 3:37pm On Jul 20, 2019
FortifiedCity:
My condolences to the ones that lost their time under the sun awaiting audition.

May sense locate you going forward
Looooool�
EducationRe: FUTO Expels 10 Students, Rusticates 103 Over Exam Fraud by ubee(m): 1:01pm On Jul 17, 2019
NeekolazWorld:
Please can someone tell me the difference between expel and rusticate from a university. I have forgotten.

Some were expelled and some rusticated. While some staffs were dismissed and some were terminated. I am really confused about the difference as stated. Please someone should enlighten me more as maybe I seem to have forgotten.
Don't be like this in today's 21st century Jet age. Google is basically only less knowledgeable than God Almighty. It has the answers to virtually everything in life.
You have internet and a device, you simply should have found out the difference by yourself. I myself did not know the difference, or putting it another way, I thought both words meant the same. I have just realised how uninformed we Nigerians are in some areas of English language, because back at school, basically everybody used the word "rusticate" to describe when a student is expelled from school.

Thanks to google. I discovered they have different meanings today.
AgricultureRe: Woman Shows Off The Big Cassava She Harvested (Photos) by ubee(m): 12:48pm On Jul 17, 2019
Junkie1:
HER DAUGHTER WHO'S PROBABLY AN INSTAGRAM FEMINIST WILL PROBABLY HALF OF IT UP HER PVSSY LATER...SMH
You come across as irredeemably foolish

But I sincerely hope you turn out better later in life.
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi, Shatta Wale, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage Featured On ‘the Lion King by ubee(m): 4:28pm On Jul 16, 2019
Princeton92:
That FTC guy
Remove the ban of BBN, then we'd read and understand whatever you wrote there brother!

BBN... It's an entertainment show 18+ (optional to adult viewers too)
Who banned BBN? Please explain to me.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Bikini Photos Of Kim Oprah Before Entering The House by ubee(m): 3:43pm On Jul 11, 2019
SocialJustice:
Short and not chubby. My kind of girl is 6ft and not too chubby like that girl claiming tallest girl in Nigeria on instagram.
"Short" is the only adjective that is valid to describe someone small. Whether she is chubby or not, fat or skeleton, it all has to do with the height before you can describe someone as small.

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