₦airaland Forum

TechCapon:
I was AT mile one market this evening to buy food stuff. As I finished buying rice just for me to cross to the other side of the market and buy other items come and see gunshots from all angles. These gunshots are not small gunshots, I'm talking about AK47 rifles spraying bullets from different angles.

Everybody just run for their lives, I had to abandon everything else and run oooo. Now I'm at home with raw rice no meat or fish or tomatoes or anything to cook it. That's the reality of what living in port Harcourt is like.

If you have never been to rivers state before and you're planning to come avoid these areas. Diobu, Ahoada east and Ahoada west, Every part of ogoni, Ada George, borokiri, eleme, Woji (armed robbers headquarters), Aluu and Eneka

Are you trying to keep people away from PH entirely. You basically mentioned three-quarters of the city as to be avoided by visitors.

IneedSugarMumy1:
So Tanzania no fit win any match for this AFCON nawaa oh

Leave Tanzania. They have no issues at all. They barely have an identity or history in the record books of African football.
Worry about your team from a country of over 200 million, that haven't even as much as looked like a decent team that can make waves after three games.
They most probably will be beaten easily and knocked out in their next match.

Xisnin:
It is an invention.
I know you guys hate anything made in Nigeria but at least
acknowledge the Prof's contribution.

Please comment like you are basically intelligent. He did not invent it. This technology has been in existence long, long ago. Don't be misled by the writer calling it an invention/or calling the Prof an inventor in the report. A whole lot of our e-media writers today are half-baked and not smart enough to be doing what they're doing.

princeking2:
Marry beautiful wife ooo... So that your children won't drag citizenship with Apes.

Is this your beautiful wife's picture you posted?

[quote author=czarina post=79527249]What's the point? They'll get kicked out of the tournament eventually.

#JustSaying
The extent of your delusions is so deep, it's the type never been seen.

Am i the only one shocked by this news of erecting "artificial trees" in public places in the towns, cities?
Artificial trees
Does that sound like the decision from someone with a fully functional brain?

pocohantas:
Someone typed and printed that to trend.

Maybe an endtime blogger.

You are just among the 0.5% Nigerian Adults that actually engage their sense of reasoning so ask to ask important and investigative questions for problem solving. Sadly majority of Nigerians as reflected in these connents just latch unto any claim in a report no matter how suspicious and improbable it might sound and swallow it hook, line and sinker.

flexyfit:
It's possible she don't have weight...some slim people have weight more than fat people especially girls

You are not making sense.

Abfinest007:
I pray my first baby will be twins n all boys

I'm going to be a new father deep in the month of July.
It's twin boys I'm having

Under ten years??!!!! Why not brand new Why do our leaders like wallowing in mediocrity? Who force una enter airline business?
If a state like Akwaibom enters into airline business, they should be ready to go all in with the necessary financial sacrifice to ensure it's top standard operation.

[/quote]That last pic of Chioma Akpotha just makes me laugh. I dont know why some naija chics and women like stressing themselves. A lot of them are not very comfortable wearing bikinis, but they force themselves and look miserable in public.
She's stylishly covering her torso area because she's too embarrassed to show her belly which probably potrudes a bit. She shouldn't have been there in the water at all.
As for Omoni that has the ideal body sef, she is not free enough to show off her skin on the two-piece so she gets one with fish net coverings for her butt and breasts.
Na by force

Tellemall:
You are simply stupid. Read my post and comprehend before you begin reeling out your rubbish thoughts.

Are you always this stupid or only when you're pretending to be smart?

In your hasty criticism you have failed to understand what you read entirely. By what means was the age of the cat determined, or you think I care about cat years versus human years?

Again, you are stupid. You lack sense and understanding.

Look how pathetic you are.... You are an insufferable charlatan!!! What is so complicated in your post that even a 10 year old won't easily understand?
What is too complicated or difficult for you to find out how the age of the cat was determined? I thought you are Mr. Know all? The article clearly pointed out it's 12 years. If that's not enough for an empty vessel like you, then check Wikipedia where you will see the history of the cat and there it's recorded it was born around January 2007.
You are so dumb, but your cockiness will not allow you to have a level head and try to learn. You are stupidly asking for how the cats age was determined when the answer is staring you in your face.

Your ignorance is tragic!!!

Tellemall:
And this is world news? How was the cat carbon dated from under the car, such that it was determined to be "old"?

You lack the ability to read an article and comprehend entirely. You and your type are only ever anxious to criticise everything. It was well stated in the writeup that the cat is 12 years old. In cat age, that is very, very old - in fact to put that in human age we might be talking anywhere from 80 to 90 years of age.
The lifespan of cats averages about 15 years.
Try to stop criticizing always without proper understanding.

winterfell007:
Nigeria Media Industry, 'multi billion dollars?' I think you are confusing our industry with that of our American and European counterparts

Read this: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/09/24/pwc-nigerias-entertainment-media-revenue-to-hit-6-4bn-in-2021/%3famp
Yes indeed our media industry is a multi-billion dollar behemoth. From the publication i pasted for you, you will see that the world renowned audit firm PwC determined that the Nigerian media market revenue as at 2 years back in 2016 was $3.6b and is projected to climb to $6.4b by 2021.
In this report you will see that overwhelming majority of this revenue comes from our electronic media market(internet) just like i typed earlier. The figures sound crazy because we are not seeing the expected effects of this mega commerce in our daily lives because of our same old problems. Conscienceless and criminal leaders without the will to transform the country with our resources.

HitSong:
Amoeba old shameless hags.


Useless slúts

Are you talking about your mother?

NobleAngell:
Wow. I never knew Elikem and Pokello had parted ways. This life ehnnnnn. Everything is just a mirage.

Haha! You must have been off social media for years. Even me wey no be regular at all i heard about the split ages ago.

lamidex:
This Uche Jumbo don dey ugly ooo, see as she be like bag of beans, to think say I dey crush this girl that time.

This has how she's always been/looked. If you find her ugly now, then it's on you. The only difference is she's added a little weight.

Wahleehk10:
Okay... So what should I do now?

Nobody asked you to do anything. By only clicking on the news, you have contributed your quota to the multi-billion dollar media behemoth that is the Nigerian electronic media, and by going further to comment you have tripled your contribution.
So continue contributing to the business empire. That's all they require from you.

tydi:


Congrats wene mighty for God's blessing.
But your baby would grow up and not be proud of how you murdered Mr English the day she was born.

Please can you point out the areas in his post that he blundered grammatically?

Timmypromise:
You want us to die in Onitsha
Wicked Man is not ordinary water I will cross
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You want me to wear nose muffler everywhere in Onitsha

I usually don't like being involved in this ethnic back and forth in forums, but this one weak me i swear! >
I think i will need stitches..

Deyoungprince:
Igbo Amaka

Yoruba Amaka

Yoruba Amaka

sugacoatedmouth:
Am digging you too

Some of you guys in this forum are so desperate, one could wonder if you don't interact with chics in your daily lives.
How can you make a move on someone with no profile pic for you to see if she? is attractive or not? You just see "female" and you shoot your shot. Chai!
In many cases sef these individuals with female profile classification are actually men like you.
One day you go chook prick inside snake hole.

I don't understand why a Nigerian writer, writing for a Nigerian media firm, and reporting about a man based in Nigeria, a story that will basically only be circulated in Nigeria is repeatedly referring to the man as "a Nigerian man".
Chai!!! What type of media professionals are some of these quacks we are having nowadays?

Wow!!! Could this be a recent picture? Because i know it's not impossible for folks here to post a pic of years back.
If this is how Aluwe is looking presently then i must say he has been doing very well all these years.
Ojo Ladipo theater was still shooting Aluwe episodes when i wasn't even up to 8 or 9 years old, and I'm 40 now, and he's looking so good like this? Unbelievably Great!!!

Even though i was not privy to internal machination, intrigues and innuendos going on in the administration of Ambode, i still think this man is talking trash.
In a country where the oppressed ignorantly troop out in their numbers to support the oppressor, results like this abound.
Ambode as a governor wasn't perfect, but his government did enough to deserve a return rather than having an unknown who doesn't even have a decent political history become governor.
But the people of Lagos aided and abetted as Tinubu booted out Ambode from office.
Lagos people will feel and look so stupid if Sanwo Olu turns out to be a bad choice.

Pascopele:
We have 7.8Billion people on this planet earth.

Women = 5.6Billion
Men = 2.2Billion

So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:

• One billion are married already.

• 130,000 are in the prison.

• 70,000 are mentally ill.

That means that we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1billion:

• 50% are jobless
• 3% are gay
• 5% are Catholic Priests
• 10% are your relatives
• 35% are above 66years

So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like trash.

Source: United Nations

United Nations Kii you dia!!!

There's one crazy video one chick put up online last year where she was wore only a pushup bra on her chest that really accentuated her jugs, and as she was blending stuff she was vibrating her chest and body to the sound of the machine.
This chic looks like that girl

jayextra:
Biko whats ur Gender?

>: >:
All these con artist plenty for this forum na. They claim female in their profile and in many instances put up pics of very attractive chicks so that they can catch any Mumu that has money to burn

Houseofglam7:
People really got time on their hands

I tire. I just tire. This is hilarious.....

Let us try to elevate ourselves in Naija to a level where we can be distinguished from animals abeg. When will our leaders learn to start treating even corpse with decency?
Just the way dead criminals are bundled and thrown into the back of a pickup vehicle, that's the same way law abiding citizens' corpse are treated. All states should have medical and trauma departments that are dispatched to treat corpse with respect by putting them in body bags and stretching them out with respect into a vehicle for carrying corpse.
See as dem squeeze the woman put like say she be common criminal.... Mtcheew!!!

SocialJustice:
I was referring to it being dangerous to humans. The hyena might have been an exaggerated example but the point I was trying to make is it can harm and kill a human especially when it feels threatened. You can not compare a domesticated dog to a wild carnivore.

Well you are wrong again. The reaction of a civet when it sees a human 100% times is to run away. It will only lash out at a human if it is cornered and realises it's going to be killed. I say once again it cannot inflict damage anywhere as serious as a domestic dog can on a human. It's jaws, it's teeth are nothing compared to a dog, or any of the wild cats.
Go and read very well about the African civet, or Civet cat as some people call it.
People seem to be scared of it because it looks quite scary, but it's of little to no threat at all to humans