₦airaland Forum

SocialJustice:
That is not a racoon, I'm not sure racoon is in Africa and the African civet is as wild as Hyenas. It is not meant for keeping without proper supervision.

Yes racoons are only found natively in US and Mexico areas. They are not found in Africa. When you describe the African Civet as being wild as the Hyena, i suppose you mean "as dangerous as"? Well you are wrong. It is a strictly nocturnal animal that is shy and elusive and feeds on small animals e.g frogs and plants.
It is not even a quarter as dangerous as a hyena. It is not even half as dangerous as the common domestic dogs in our homes.

Firstorderwizard:
This is the wrongest time to have a female child.
I'll tell my wife to abort if she has one in her uterus.

You are so bitter why? Because a woman in today's Nigeria is free to speak her mind, be confident about herself and her sexuality? That's a disaster to you abi?
You'll prefer females stay behind the scene without rights to forge their own paths and forever remain subservient to their males counterparts abi?
Thankfully there is sufficient progressive thinkers and seekers of justice in today's world to drown out guys with your sick outlook as to how women should be seen or treated in society.
Don't bother having children o. Help your wife abort both female and male babies because since time immemorial till today men have been vomiting much more lurid and profane language than what Toolz said.
Mtcheew!!!

lasisi69:
I'm glad to see you are not letting your **said** education get in the way of your ignorance.. poor and wretched dimwit

Your attempt at sounding intelligent exposes you as an empty whitewashed shell. *Said education* Where in my previous post did i tout my education? Get lost you ignoramus!!!

lasisi69:
In her case,

You're one of the countless degenerates that abound in this Nairaland forum.
I hope you get the help you need.

Tunagee:
Your unborn children may reap the curse if you don't stop, no worry. U think you are enjoying now. There is a curse associated with what you are doing.

If na just curse for his children someone like this that's obviously very selfish wouldn't mind. A worse case scenario might be waiting for him in the future whereby his illicit affairs with the women is uncovered by their husbands, and he'll be hounded by the men and brutally hacked to death. It's very easy to uncover cheating partners. People are constantly on the watch

Nigeria sef! The behavior and decision making by our leaders and government agencies sometimes makes me wonder what type of spell we are under.
How can you transport bullet wound victims all the way from Eneka down to UPTH for treatment? the several kilometers plus the hold up, and bad roads, there is no chance of survival.
Which kind Mumu we dey display for this country?

Not a single Naira note in sight!!! Chai!!!! Why do most Nigerian youths like living in fantasy land?

I find it quite confusing this recent trend where our standup comedians are showered with cash by the VIP guests through the course of their performance. It seems the trend has come to stay but i feel it's vain and unnecessary.
It even negatively alters the quality of their performances.
Look how this one could barely go two sentences without being distracted.

It should be stopped abeg

mhd5757:
I noticed my dogs testicles has gone saggy these days, he is 4yrs old, will he still be able to reproduce? The last time I mated him was few months ago, with my female dog who always had a problem getting pregnant, if she becomes on Heat again, I want to mate her again but this time I will make sure I tie up her legs and keep her chained up most of the time, because I'm suspecting she has been killing her pregnancy with her outrageous stretching anytime I let her roam around freely.

But now that Jacob's testicles has gone saggy im NOt sure if he can impregnate her again so I'm thinking of mating her with my neighbours dog when she gets on Heat again, my neighbour is my dad's friend and he's got 5 dogs all gsd, so I'm sure he will not charge me money, he's also a Muslim too like my family so he keeps dogs strictly for security NOt for business, most Muslims dont like to deal in dogs, they prefer keeping them only for security purposes.

I don't think you need to be told that this your type of post should have been accompanied by the required pic, so that us fellow bloggers can determine if u are correct or not by your assessment that your dog's nut sack is saggy.
However a 4 year old dog is still in it's prime of fertility, so i don't think your dog has any issue.
Please stop that pathetic practice of tying your female dog's leg. Chai!!! Nigerians with our warped sense of reasoning.

Naija sef! Structure seems good, and hopefully it will be fit for purpose, but why is the outside of the structure not floored? Look at ordinary soil, maybe even laterite all over the place. Is this not one of the stupidity displays by our leaders? If you're doing something do it well and wholly.
I can only imagine how messed up and muddy inside of the terminal will be everyday, especially in the rainy season.

Bridget95:
who will inherent this man's billions since he has no son?

your question is so dumb, i wonder if you are okay. He doesn't have a son? So what? He has daughter's who will inherit the billions whether single or married. Or did you create and enforce a law that ensures only males can inherit wealth/assets?
Mtcheew!!!

partnerbizz4:
I have yet to understand how clubbing is sweet.

Maybe cos i can't dance but can only nod my head.

But clubbing makes no sense to me.

Have been to a few and it didn't worth it.

Seems I am alone in this




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You're sounding dumb by asking a question and answering that same question in the same breath.
Of course you'll not enjoy being in a club because the closest thing to a dance move you can produce is nodding your head.
And of course not - you're not alone in this. There are countless others just like you that don't enjoy clubs too.

opparadise:
Everything'bout 99% of girls are fake: eye brows, eye lashes, fake eyes, lips colour, nose natural shape, artificial ears, fake hair, fake walking posture, fake bending posture with waist back, push up bras (fake cleavages that normally have low self esteem), waist trainers for fake waists, make-ups to cover fake ugliness, powder to illuminate fake faces, perfume to cover body odour, fake talking habit, fake sitting habit (they sit anyhow at home), fake sleeping habit (they sleep drooling at home), fake finger nail and toes. Some will even be wearing lipstick on that lips that cannot spell 'ecclesiastics'. God must punish these fake people!

You seem to have a major bitterness towards ladies(chics)
What happened, have you been rebuffed almost all your life by them thereby leaving you bitter and lacking confidence?

SEONaijaExpert:
Africa is still backward in thinking.. Jungle justice is never the way.

But hey, why is South Africa messed up

It's laughable that you are particularly taking aim at SA by calling them out as being "messed up" when the situation you have in your own abode(Naija) is by far worse.
Una no know wetin to complain about.

freemanbubble:
Bros it is not scripted

If you insist then i absolutely believe you. It's just that a lot of folks put down scripted stuff online just to draw traffic nowadays.
Meanwhile which kind power the girl get wey as she grip you, you no fit pull out
You were obviously in ecstasy

freemanbubble:
Women are to desperate to pin a man down







Fuckkked one last night she didn't allow me use condom just because she notice small thing dey my account


Last last I enter like that

When she noticed am about to ejaculate then she held me down
And voilaaaaaa the whole hot akamu was inside her

Now am begging her to take something meaningful to prevent pregnancy she said no

Your scripted story is quite interesting....

ValCon888:
Hw will soon stuff your hole.

Hoe-low-show

I usually don't like guys dropping crude or profane remarks in threads, but I'm struggling to keep a straight face for this one. The thing just make me laff

kovic7:
boobs

Wow!!! If the sight of a flat chested woman like this can make you holla boobs!!!
I won't want to see your reaction if you see a real heavy chested woman. You will pass out...

Joshmodest:
I wanted to address the off point guy above me, but I discovered his moniker is hungry boy , so no point !!!!
In life Bad situations can change your destiny , depending on how to tackle them ..The girl who was lamenting few weeks ago , in all smiles on stage with Ay !!!
moral lesson : sometimes it's not good to pay school fees..you never can tell what's on your way !!

It's really ironic how you brand that guy's post as off point, but you ended your post so poorly and disjointedly, it's headache inducing even reading it.
I was looking for sarcasm font, or grinning emoji's following your "moral lesson" of encouraging folks to desist from paying school fees as a means of running into great luck, but i didn't see any.
Are you okay at all?

Olawalesmarter:
The funniest thing Is that the girl is already married to a wonderful man, I hope we can see you guys picture and see how many people will drool over it

Why are you so sad? There's absolutely no way my comment should elicit such emotion u. I didn't attack her or her family, i was just surprised how a fellow blogger was basically calling Simi a stunning beauty Queen which in reality she's nowhere near that territory. I never even as much as insinuated she is ugly, but i was just keeping it real.
Please cheer up eh? There are countless ways to enjoy life in the midst of our commotion in Naija you hear? Sorry oh.

nazicartel:
Simi no fine nah... not hating though

One of the most difficult stuff for me to do is to comment about a lady/chic's unattractiveness. I rather pass up the chance of talking than say a lady/chic is not fine, or is outright ugly.
But truth be told it was funny to see this guy saying Simi is fine
She's not ugly o! But you can't call her a fine girl at all.

troublemakea:
This is nothing but pure open day Edo Witchcraft

There's not a day past without accident on this road.....God saved me last week and made me a living soul as the road almost claimed me twice i guess God is just tryna warn me not to pass this highway again and ever since then I promise myself never to pass thr this route again in my life

I'll better go frm Lagos to Ondo then Ondo to Edo my life nor get duplicate

You made two points in your post that call your basic sense of reasoning to question.
Your crass "Edo witchcraft claim" exposes you as low intelligence. Everything misfortune is witchcraft for you.
Then your promise that you'll "never pass that route again" erases all doubt's that you are a simpleton.

It's amazing the extent to which full grown adults would stoop low just to get attention.

Houseofglam7:
Are you done?
Okay bye

Bye. Have a nice Sunday....

Houseofglam7:
They all obviously got a thing for Nigeria

Got a thing for Nigeria how? In what way? You're obviously deluded with delusions of grandeur like many Nigerian youths about the true standing or image of Nigeria in the international community.

Go and take a look at her itinerary, and that of other global superstars for the past 5 years to a decade, and you'll see how they've had several visits to countries like SA, Kenya, Morocco, Egypt, and even Ghana here.
If you think Nigeria is a destination for celebs, then you are irredeemably ignorant.

Jerrick:
Noooo..... Two wrongly written words
1. Big
2. Rattle snake


It's obviously not a BIG snake

Check rattle snake below if you don't know one

You are right with both your points, but your second point could have been more exhaustive. It is obviously not a rattle snake, but more importantly rattle snakes are not found in tropical Africa or sub saharan africa. It's embarrassing that Nairaland can be posting such clumsy misinformation.
That snake is even too small to be called a juvenile, but they termed it as "big".
Mtcheeew

I'm a bit confused here. Why is Nairaland reporting an event that happened two years back as if it happened yesterday?

This has to be some sort of joke. So a kid walks straight to that environment and doesn't feel uncomfortable at the sight of all the cross cables and steel and stuff. And no one is around to stop the child from getting near a transformer?
Wow!!!!!

It's so nice seeing Yakubu looking so trim and fit, with such firm body looking like there's not an ounce of extra fat on him.
He obviously had weight issues during his playing days where sometimes he was looking clearly fat on the field.
He's really keeping very fit.

Deborachi:
They should just lynch her.
Of all the basic and necessities of human.. It's wig this one decided to steal

You are not much different with a raging, soulless, serial murderer. The immediate thought that can come to your depraved and warped mind is to lynch her. Where is your sense of humanity?
And to think that you are female makes it all the more sickening to hear.
Animal!!!

The way Nairaland mods loosely throw around the phrase "Slay Queen" is so irritating.
I know they're just doing it for the hilarity but it's still annoying.

Heffalump:
This is food, my friend.

You must have eaten to your fill before considering conservation of the animal kingdom

Your warped mind, and poor sense of reasoning is typical with most naija youths today. We are a mess in this country.
Leaders are soulless and unconscionable criminals who can't give leadership, and motivated only to loot our common wealth, the youths and masses that are the victims aren't much better at anything.