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Syncan:
My belle ooooo

Y u no go laugh, see as she dey burn me.

Syncan:
Hmm...strange things do happen

for where?

Syncan:
hahahahaha, so na me come be seminarian abi, see your life? Abeg who get that Mr ibu pix again

HA! dat ibu pix wey e look very dull. dat guy no get business face at all.

Syncan:
SalC, Nwanyi oma easy o, you go comot masquerade head o.

.... Make una leave masquesade head for where e dey o.

Syncan:
I jump and pass this time, once beaten twice shy

Wise man.

SalC:
Would you rather prefer Jesus' solution if "cut it off"?

Chai... u don win

SalC:
You are in the spirit!

Alleluia

SalC:
I have with me the likes of Cardinal Kesper of grace grace grace ...and we jump the fence

Erm... sum1 call me card muller... grace must go with justice. u reali need penance.

Syncan:
See what my association with Ubenedictus has put me into...Chai.

them give u good score... you are a priest to be. u shuld be happy.

brocab:
Uben I do remember you saying with the rest of your lying comrades that all denominations belong to the Catholic Church from the beginning?
I have been waiting for you to be truthful so I belong to the Catholic Church found by men. Finely you have admitted to the truth.
"Sucker"

Oh, it seems u forgot how ur various pastor left the catholic church and founded their own temples.

SalC:
Some days are like that

Chik when u are coming from the vatican bring cardinal burke along... make him lash salc with rigorous dogma and penance.

SalC:
Lol i only profered a solution to your concern

Padlock abi? see ur love for a brother in Christ.

SalC:
Check it out nah.....
One was looking for the other, the other went to Vatican to rectify issues with the pope. When the rectifiee met the questioneer, the house went coool....
How else do you explain that?

I am lost for words,

When the finder finds the findee...

Thank you Jesus!

SalC:
Yes agbada, the guy has exhausted all known designer suits doing bestman for his friends.

He needs to start a new trend with his wedding dress.

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Chai! Chai! Bayano na u b this?!

SalC:
Ok, lest i rant on and forget, ...
Happy Val's day brethren, ...Ya all can be my Val

Hmmm.... poly


ga

mY

SalC:
No problems, we can give your mouth and ears padlock in the monastery

We got it covered

wicked! wicked! wicked. I can imagine u as a slave trader... Just wicked.

Empiree:
Who are the DISBELIEVERS that the Bible condemned to Hell?. How do you define "insult?

Does that passage talk of hell

SalC:
Oh my mind hath Chikk codedly spoken whilst thou hath codedly affirmed

Let me play the babestell's mystery nostalgic game...

I saw Chikk and Jnrbayano on this thread but both seem to go off at thesame time...

Could it be that they are fixing the date for us out there?

I can't wait!!!!

chik and bayano make una come clear our doubts na.... i no like gossip and salc just dey knack me gist.

SalC:
Correct!!

Lol, monk wont fit me... i like noise too much

SalC:
Bayano has been wearing suits, just that he used them for other peoples' wedding bestman

Maybe on his d-day he will use agbada.

Agbada wedding? nah... it will be trouser and that native ibo top with the red cap and feather, with the traditional fan, i can even see him dancing the traditional oghene... i heard some good old records recently... those musicians before osadebey.

SalC:
Ahh before you use "both"..... I'd like to say.

One i know is not ordained, but the other....the other...erm...the other.....let me pause here.

And for your finger pointing excercise, both the pointer and the pointee are candidates of i do.


As for Striktlymi....the guy matter get pomo inside
My rosary is in water.... The way he is searching for a "woman washing machine"....erm i mean a home care person and his being unsympathetic to women's concerns, ...i know i need to add fasting to my prayers for him

And Chikk Chikk, try to sleep earlier than 5am o. You can't just keep vigils like this nah

Salc salc salc, why doth thou not speak thy mind?

since chikk brought up the marriage issue then i must ask jnrbayano what he is waiting for? this match seem made from heaven...
two white bird sitting on a wall one name chi d other named... ok i don finish.

lol @ Prayer and fasting.

chikk:
Vertican city. I had some issue I needed to straighten out with the Pope. I'm tayad of hearing different stories from different people.

Weytin dear papa tell u?

chikk:
Trust me, you don't wanna know which one you were assumed to be.

I have a rough guess... it has an 'm' and a 'k'.

am i right or am i right?

chikk:
Lol. Even me surprise for the pet name. Because it's actually real to some people. Except he's on my bbm it'd be a weird coincidence.

I'm not so sure its coincidence, salc and syncan have a funny way of dropping small bombs.

unless he is just filled with the holyspirit and is enjoying a bit of God's knowledge which allows him to guess well.

ok syncan come nd tell us if u are siliently stalking our sister.

jnrbayano:
Trouble finder

Hope you wont decline when an IV comes to you in the fullness of time.

In the fullness of time? I just remembered femi adesina on the ministerial appointment....

It took bubu 6 months to appoints ministers hope we wont wait 6yrs to chop fried rice.

analice107:
How does the Sabbath come in here?

Accord to ur numbering, what is the 4th commandment?

petra1:
Christ fulfilled the sabbath.

so he fulfill some commandment and didnt fulfill d rest? is that what u are saying.

owoleola:
In person,hes not.

That is the heresy called arianism.

COL 2:9

For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Empiree:
it's irrelevant trying to correct the dude. I know him very well.

The same way he quoted the quran, I can as well quote Luke 19 vs 27. But guess what, he's going to tell us it's parable. In another word, he would try to "explain" the bible verse and wants us to listen and accept his explanations but he would not accept Muslim explanations of the Quranic verse. You see the double standard?

So luke 19 also insults jews and muslims?

Syncan:
Thanks Sunshine, God bless you.

Truth is that, to the best of my knowledge you're under no obligation to pay tithe in the catholic church in Nigeria. Hence it is a private pious practice for which you must go about in a manner that gives you the needed edification and peace of heart. The church places an obligation of material support on all adults who are able to do so, but does not place a percentage on it, nor does the church pretend to be under the Levitical priestly observations. The church raises funds through various other means such as harvest and bazaar, second collections ...free will donations (in which category your tithe could actually fall) etc. Hence it's entirely a private devotion thing for you to allocate what percent to give and for what purpose.

sunshine? syncan and pet names na 5 nd 6

abeg any body get that picture of d 5 and 6 man

SO no body sabi oriki ige for nl? Where the traditionalist them dey?

jnrbayano:
.....And the watched is laughing

With all that ur six packs and chest u no want make we see u on suit abi?