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FashionRe: Piercing by uchetobi(f): 4:21pm On May 06, 2008
I have two earpirecing on each ear…, I think that’s the furthest I can go as far as ear piercing is concerned
HealthRe: Pain-free Menstruation: How Achievable? by uchetobi(f): 4:18pm On May 06, 2008
Sugar has absolutely nothing to do with it, I stayed of sugar and off carbs for a month…had my worse period that month….see a gynecologist, I saw one…he recommended feldene not felvene o!, and cataflam and they went a long way to help…, then pray also….with time it begins to ease actually. These days I hardly use drugs
Some 2 years back…mine was really bad, I use to stool and throw up at d same time, rol on the floor, the whole house, whole hostel used to know when I was on, I used to take Intra venous injections….but thank God now it has eased up….at least its more bearable…
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Youngest Richest Guy In Nigeria? Got Any Idea? by uchetobi(f): 3:50pm On May 06, 2008
word
CelebritiesRe: Tony Tetuila Slaps London Babymama by uchetobi(f): 3:49pm On May 06, 2008
When did Tetuila marry?
CelebritiesRe: If You Had A Chance To Steal Any Part Of A Celebritis Bodi,which Part Would It B by uchetobi(f): 3:49pm On May 06, 2008
Beyonce'sfigure
CelebritiesRe: Reverend King Impregnates Lover In Prison? by uchetobi(f): 3:48pm On May 06, 2008
when is his execution ging to take place?
CelebritiesRe: What Do You Think Of Dbanj And Don Jazzy? by uchetobi(f): 3:42pm On May 06, 2008
They are cool, hardworking, aggressive and charismatic men
CelebritiesRe: Olu Maintain Begs For Plastic Surgery <no More Yahozee> by uchetobi(f): 3:41pm On May 06, 2008
one of the numerous unnescessarythreads *hisses*
CelebritiesRe: Lola Omotayo Confirms She Is Pregnant For Peter Okoye Of Psquare by uchetobi(f): 3:40pm On May 06, 2008
I hope it all works out 4 dem…being a single mama is hard…, she is so pretty tho….Munachi doesn’t even come close
CelebritiesRe: There Is A New Nollywood Film Called Beyonce Vs Rihanna by uchetobi(f): 3:28pm On May 06, 2008
Is dis 4 realhuh? Wonders will never end o!
CelebritiesRe: Mariah Carey Weds Nick Cannon In Bahamas by uchetobi(f): 3:16pm On May 06, 2008
Good luck to them, i luv mariah!!!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Idols Is Back! (East Africa) by uchetobi(f): 12:28pm On May 06, 2008
Lawyerchap, good to see you here, Looking foward to your analysis
Car TalkRe: Motor Accidents You've Watched Or Experienced? by uchetobi(f): 11:16am On May 06, 2008
lawyerchap:
Returning from a night at the movies, was doing about 100km/h in my Golf GTI when i noticed a large truck parked dead ahead on the inside lane of the 3rd Mainland Bridge. I immediately switched lanes to avoid the hulking deathtrap.

But as i passed the truck my usually super-responsive GTI developed a mind of its own. It started heading towards the railings and no matter how much i steered it the other way, it just kept heading towards the Atlantic. I had time to say a quick prayer to God that if i was to die that day the car should remain on the bridge and not plunge into the Atlantic.

All this time i had held off from applying the brakes because i didn't know what was going on (the driving principle "when in doubt, both feet out"wink, but as the railings and the ocean loomed closer, i gently stepped on the brakes trying to make a controlled stop. This transferred the weight to the front of the car, causing the rear end to swing around and send me into a wild spin. The car slammed into the railings with the passenger's side and flipped over and over a couple of times before coming to rest on its side.

Tuface Idibia was still playing "My guy na your eye you go sharpen" when i climbed out of the car. There wasn't a scratch on me. Not even from all the glass flying around.

Kind people stopped to help and they explained to me that the truck's tank had ruptured and it had spilled diesel all over the bridge. They told me i had probably stepped on my brakes as i passed the truck and that was what made my car stop responding.

Before i finished salvage and rescue operations that night, about seven other cars fell victim to the slick surface with varying degrees of damage.

Insurance came through quite speedily though.
Wow thank God for your life and the life of every other person
PoliticsRe: British Airways Regrets Maltreatment Of Nigerians by uchetobi(f): 11:10am On May 06, 2008
They owe Nigerians an napology regardless
Nairaland GeneralRe: Back After A Fatal Accident by uchetobi(f): 10:51am On May 06, 2008
Praise the lord…, it is his doing and it is marvelous in our sight….you will live to declare his glory in the land of the living….your testimony wiwll be permanent in Jesus name….congrats my sis
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Zenieth Final Interview! by uchetobi(f): 1:38pm On Apr 24, 2008
My cousin works with Zenith bank as an internal auditor. He has HND Accounting – upper credit and ICAN,
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Will Save Us From Lekki Concession And Hitech Construction Company? by uchetobi(f): 12:21pm On Apr 24, 2008
The road is really pretty now, but we Island workers paid a price – a very expensive one for that matter
Car TalkRe: Motor Accidents You've Watched Or Experienced? by uchetobi(f): 12:10pm On Apr 24, 2008
gaskinachi:
cat with nine lives huh?
lol. thanks be to God for sparing you and all the others that have posted their story
CelebritiesRe: Lola Omotayo Dating Peter Of P - Square by uchetobi(f): 10:39am On Apr 24, 2008
1. Lola and Peter have confirmed that Lola is expecting his baby…that she is 3 months pregnant…where does this leave Munachi…life of stars *shakes head and leaves thread sadly* Source: Cool fm
BusinessRe: Yar’adua Orders Investigation Of Maltreatment Of Nigerians By Foreign Airlines by uchetobi(f): 10:34am On Apr 24, 2008
This is a welcome development….four steps toward the right direction. Weldone Y’dua
TravelRe: What Are The Safest Parts Of Lagos? by uchetobi(f): 10:31am On Apr 24, 2008
@Apache 77 Is this a joke…my friend lives off Kingsway road at ikoyi…she was robbed at home last week…robbery in Ozumba road is another story foor another day…then Lekki anoda robbery zone…how can you say those areas are safer than the mainland….PLS….wake up from slumber land
TravelRe: What Are The Safest Parts Of Lagos? by uchetobi(f): 10:27am On Apr 24, 2008
Who says Lekki and VI and Ikoyi are safe….my brother very far from it….those are high target areas for robbery……everywhere is a potential robbery area anyways….except the barracks…so if you are considering moving to Lagos….i will say don’t let security be the deciding factor for where you live….security is in the hands of God…there are other factors e.g. proximity to your office (very important cuz Lagos traffic is hell), availability of water, good roads, etc…cheers
CelebritiesRe: Lola Omotayo Dating Peter Of P - Square by uchetobi(f): 6:15pm On Apr 22, 2008
i second that. Lola is better looking than Munachi
CelebritiesRe: Tuface Idibia Is Now Father Of Twins As Pero Adeniyi Delivers 2 Baby Boys by uchetobi(f): 6:11pm On Apr 22, 2008
and the father of about 5 children out of wedlock, i bow o!
RomanceRe: Marriage: He Wants Me To Wait Until I'm 32 by uchetobi(f): 5:53pm On Apr 22, 2008
I think the society is over emphasizing this marriage thingy jore….is it by force to get married…, huh? cant she just date and enjoy herself for work…,
But if I were in her shoes I wont go ahead with the relationship sha!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Way Nlng? by uchetobi(f): 5:26pm On Apr 22, 2008
Ah Tommyex congrats brother! That’s great news
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Way Nlng? by uchetobi(f): 3:27pm On Apr 18, 2008
This thread has grown!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Way Nlng? by uchetobi(f): 5:45pm On Apr 09, 2008
good work you guys are doing, keeping the thread alive.
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce 'has Married Long-term Love Jay Z In Private Ceremony' by uchetobi(f): 5:27pm On Apr 09, 2008
am happy for them, its been long overdue, they fit together
CelebritiesRe: Jayz Vs Lil Wayne by uchetobi(f): 5:25pm On Apr 09, 2008
Am totally amazed at this thread, compare likes with likes. Jayz is not in Lil Wayne league!

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