₦airaland Forum

olisaEze:
The question posed in 2015 was not a trick question or a difficult one. It was a simple question: "GEJ or Buhari?" That's all. Not "Do we feel inspired by GEJ?" Not "Is GEJ a crisis president?" Not "Could GEJ have done better based on some highfalutin standards and plenty English that we pulled out of thin air despite being only 17 years removed from Sani Abacha!"

Just a simple binary choice: A or B? Zero or One? Left or Right?

The success of the opposition psy-op was that it appealed to the intellectual vanities of Nigeria's Speakers Of Good English. It convinced them that rather than a simple choice between the PhD with Nigeria's best-ever cabinet which delievered the best economic results since Yakubu Gowon, and the coup plotter who promised to protect Nigeria's economy with the Army, Navy and Air Force, 2015 was instead a referendum on a series of stupid questions centred around Goodluck Jonathan's personality. And apparently Seun is still unable to accept his role in what Nigeria has become!

TILL DATE, none of them can answer the question "WHY DID YOU VOTE FOR BUHARI IN 2015?" Ask them this question, and 10 times out of 10, you will hear a nonsensical response that answers a question you didn't ask.



You can listen to these poor psy-op victims yammering on and on for hours without making A SINGLE argument for why Buhari was a better choice than Jonathan in 2015 or at any point in time. And the most insidious thing about a psy-op is that people aren't just programmed to repeat the nonsense you programmed into them, but they are also programmed to believe that the nonsense was their original idea that came out of their heads. Meanwhile every single non-sequitur argument, every single non-answer, every single false narrative, every single talking point - were all the products of brainstorming sessions in boardrooms and creative agencies. - culled from @DavidHundeyin.

the failure of Jonathan made buhari seem like a welcome relief.

franchasofficia:
Any parent that enrols his kids in this school ought to be probed by EFCC


The only people that can legitimately afford to enrol their kids in this school at 43million per term are successful industry owners, entrepreneurs and executives like the likes of Aliko Dangote, Obi Jackson, Innoson Motors owner, Tony Elumelu, Leo Stan Ekeh, Femi Otedola, etc, etc.


Any civil servants who enrols his child in this school should be investigated and probed.


Even Governors without corrupt practices and looting of public funds cannot comfortably enrol more than one child in this school.

convert that amount into dollars and tell me how much it is?some Nigerians are millionaires in dollars and are not making noise about it.

Its easier to talk.

That fufu is too small,I can download six of that.

Why even bother about a cell phone that has fallen into a pit latrine?

Sleeping with a prostitute without condom is like jumping feet first into a deep river,I have never in my life contacted any std despite my fuckery but the day I mistakenly bleeped a prostitute friend without protection was my first introduction to gonorrhea.thank goodness I treated it sharp sharp.

Elizkid:
He didn't say anything that justifies the humongous fees.

That's about $35,000 for primary education. It's ridiculous, regardless of the supposed value they provide.

You can't compare the cost of running this type of institution in Nigeria to that of the UK.

Here, you get cheaper human resources, cheaper facilities, cheaper fuel, to mention a few.

a plate of Eba is sold at 1000 or less in a buka,and a plate of Eba is sold for 8000 in a calabar kitchen,the choice is yours to make.

MrCork:
Brother..women do strip club work mainly for extra income..it does not mean they sleeeep around. I met one of my ex at a strp club. She marrryed now wit 2 kids but we did not tell her husband thou. I saw her 2 days ago sir

what do you mean by sleep around,as long as you are fucking more than one man and collecting money in exchange for sex,you are no different from a regular prostitute,ask any stripper you meet in a club for a lap dance she will readily give it to you,then ask for sex and she will also readily offer it if you pay her price,ani don't you know that they have sex in the VIP section of the clubs?

AqualinaXYZ:
Imagine living in hell(Nigeria) still got burnt to death





Oga ooo

overspeeding is the major cause of accidents on the roads,how can two vehicles negotiate a pothole with speed.

Proudman1:
All the people above have problem with comprehension.

Yes decent strip club means a good strip club.

Just as you can ask for a decent ashawo which means you're looking for someone clean, pretty and healthy compared to the rest.

This country just filled with certificates no real thinking.

you are wrong,a strip club loses its appeal when it is decent.

Firstly,strip club and decency should not be used together,I prefer you use the phrase bad ass strip club.I recommend ocean blues in opebi,and club unique in Allen Ikeja.

Forumites:
Ambode shouldn’t have made his governorship ambition known at least for now. People will build only to be destroyed. Ask questions before you build.

what do you mean?

Because the northerners would rather drink burukutu,

The ugly ones are very ugly and the beautiful ones are really beautiful.

Johnjustice:
This kind engine no free oiling o... premium engine.

she has the means.

They don't have work.

Drink one full bottle of gin,mixed with a lot of sleeping tablets.

flokii:
The guy taking care of this woman is really doing a great job.. still looking so beautiful and radiant after how many years.

she is the one taking care of herself,she can always get a guy to oil her engine whenever she feels like.

They look ugly

Bring him back by all means,he performed marvelously.

Pious101:
there is a consequence for every action. you can't eat Ur cake and have it back. even a dummy knows d outcome of sex Is pregnancy

not when you use protection.

Quality20:
The major and probably only reason why southern guys many successfully date northern ladies is the fact that these girls cant n will never tolerate guys touching and rubbing their bodies during dating. Another whenever reason is fornication or premarital sex; yes, these girls may not be saints but it is true that our Hausa Fulani girls find premarital sex very irreligious and disgusting.
So guys, don't misjudge our northern ladies, whenever u find it difficult getting considered by them, just simply learn and adjust. its also important for u guys to know that northern ladies are very shy decent and abhor indecencies so much.

northern girls are programmed by thier religion and lack of exposure and education to date thiet kind,they feel uncomfortable being with people from other tribes.

When you meet police at the check point,slow down and talk to them.don't attempt to run away else they will think you are a suspect trying to escape.their egunje is very important,they must collect from every car,you no fit escape with tbier money.

This adeleke of a man lacks class,

Risingblue008:
Road dt will soon be abandon
No be say i dey wish the country bad
But na wetin go definitely happen

how is it going to be abandoned?or have you forgotten that tinubu has 8years to actualize all his dreams for this country,and his minister for works is the real deal.

What of the politicians that bury money inside soak away tank,is that one not abuse?

He really wanted to see a better nigeria,but left with a dashed hope.

merits:
wetin you know,am part one of the cabal so I know what am saying,stop judging all nairalanders as wretched as you are.

so you are also a saboteur.a pot calling a kettle block.

Eat it,then go and buy a pack of soft drink and give it to them to help dilute their own food.

Honor him when he wins an Olympic medal in swimming.not this one

She desperately wanted to surpass davido.