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Fokosobo:
MASTURBATE

Simple.

As a married man with a pregnant wife if you can't control the sexual urge you are very free to masturbate to relieve the sexual tension in the body.

This is a young girl that has my utmost respect.

She is not the lazy type that thinks that hole in between her legs will supply her daily bread.

The young girl deserves some accolades

Sadly Simps will always be around. Right from the beginning of time we have had Simps and till this modern day simps remain.

Even coded men that we thought were all macho from their movies like Will Smith just exposed himself to be a big simp.

What you can do is just continue beating this information to them on a daily basis and just maybe, maybe some will leave simphood and become real men. Cheers

pansophist:
Nicely written. Though Simpsons are here to stay, they shall live amongst us, and they are the real tragedy. Not women, not men, but simps.

Sadly Simps will always be around. Right from the beginning of time we have had Simps and till this modern day simps remain.

Even coded men that we thought were all macho from their movies like Will Smith just exposed himself to be a big simp.

What you can do is just continue beating this information to them on a daily basis and just maybe, maybe some will leave simphood and become real men. Cheers

MyniceNeighbour:
Hello nairalanders,

I have been a member of this great forum since 2016, even the teaching job I was doing before the lockdown was gotten here.

As a private school teacher, it has been hell feeding my family since April, the little income from my wife petty trading is what we have been surviving on...but since 2 days now, i have personally not eaten any meaningful things.

kindly assist me with any amount to be able to eat and feed my family this morning. God bless u.

double zero-one-seven-eight-four-one-five-nine-zero. stanbic ibtc

Please have some shame and stop begging. You are even using a new account to beg. Use your real nairaland account and we might even consider you. New accounts are created for scamming.

You are not the only one feeling the heat of this government. The others still wake up and go out there looking for their daily bread. Have some shame and stop begging.

tammie24:
it is 'unarmed'

No be Harmless you type for there

Olodo!
Mumu

You lack brain cells. Stop exhibiting chronic stupidity. I weep for our educational system.

Last response to you. Goodnight

Kenny9857:
who is now wrong between you and the person you are trying to correct ??
Read to understand okay ??

What context is that Armless he used correct? Was he referring to defenseless people ( people without arms or armunitions in this case it's called Harmless) or was he referring to people with limbs missing (in this case it's called Armless). Too many dullards here. I give up

tammie24:
it is 'unarmed'

Mumu

Illiterate

tammie24:
Hey genius!

He meant people were not carrying arms

DO YOUR ITK WITH SENSE

Armless - lacking arms

Use your dictionary and try engaging your brain sometimes. Rubbish. Further mentions will be ignored

goatBBQGRILLS:
Amebo

I am just being my brother's keeper

Wolgrace:
Armless people died in Mali as a result of riot due to provoked protest, and Buhari went to there make peace. People that are fighting for their rights?

Armless and quiet people are dying in Nigeria without a protest or riot, yet no action.. Any casualties, you only condemn with no oppressive action against the predators..

Buhari, what's your true plan please?

Harmless not Armless

MrBrownJay1:
i hope you feel the same way if/when these criminals (SARS) come and arrest you for being one of them fraudsters... na that time you will understand that your freedom is worth much more than this mere 250k...

Leave him. He doesn't know that compound has already been blacklisted as a house filled with yahoo boys and no explanation will save you from the police when they come. This is the Nigerian police you are dealing with and not a civilised one like the US police.

adeniranfam:
Sars has bin busy coming to my compound to arrest Yahoo boys and I am new here.
They have come to arrest them like for two times but each time they come I am not always around.
I'm not a yahoo boy and I have my business ID card here with me but you know how nigeria police frustrate someone with their annoying questions.

I was thinking of going to any nearby court to get some documents, which will require them to render their search warrant before they can search my room. I will be pasting the document at the front of my door.

What do you think I can do guys ??

These pple are going after innocent pple aswell.

First off are you male or female? Why is your moniker showing female? Answer that first before we continue the discussion

Farki:
See why I don't use twitter, because some idiots turn it into the court of public opinion and ruin the lives of others just to feel better about themselves.

People say I am weird because I don't use twitter, Instagram and facebook. I have my reasons because those apps have zero value in my life.

The only social media app/site I use frequently is LinkedIn and its because its an app/website for professionals. Then WhatsApp for everyday communication if we even have to class WhatsApp as a social media app

GOFRONT:
After snake, Fear Women....

I think you got the arrangement wrong. It's After Women, Fear Snakes

This Slawormir will kill me with laugh one day

Pimpmaride:
Hello boss.. Make i put my account number for here abi.


I no wan make those guys go dey loud my matter

okay put am

Iheanasure01:
We go fit dey patronize pekas wella now

Pekas still dey

Good old days

Righteousness89:
Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.

Hahahhahahahhahhah

I completely agree with you. This Bible passage fits this setting

majamajic:


See that yellow basket line for Allen , Na LASTMA trap be that !

I am telling you

One needs to be very alert when driving past there. The lastma and police will just hide behind certain structures waiting to pounce on you. After losing 10k to them 2 years ago I became smarter

MackSoul:
Is the phone used in snapping this pics 0.5 mega pixel

I doubt it's up to 0.5 mega pixel, probably 0.2 mega pixel

900winer:
I was in the middle of tribal bashing when the form poped up so i just filled it so i can reply the miscreant ashe na scam

This guy you are not well at all

Please you guys should stop all these tribal bashing and ethnicity conflicts. It's not fun reading all those comments

Braintrain:
I bought my beng second class upper 400k in a federal university of technology

And shame no dey catch you to open your mouth and say this?

How times have changed for the worse. During my university days such things were unheard of, there really was a country

error4040:
No experience of such from my end Using CHROME

Exactly. I think it has to do with the browser they use. See all the complaints pointing to the use of the opera browser just shows the security of that browser is compromised. I use Google chrome on my phone, tablet and laptop and I have never experienced such.

ogbonti:
problem solved!

go to the market, ask for where they rent wheelbarrow- drop this phone as collateral so they can borrow you N500 to eat and collect wheelbarrow - that means when you are done for the day - you will return N1,000 to balance for the day (500) and then collect your phone (500)

if you work rolling wheelbarrow in the market tuesday to saturday 6am to 6pm - you will make at least N4500 a day

eat with 500 in the morning 500 in the afternoon and 500 in the evening - balance wheelbarrow with 500 for the day and even if you spend extra 500 for other stuff - you will still be able to keep N2,000 a day

That is N10k a week and N40,000 savings a month

do it for 6 months and be focused - you will raise enough money to buy your own keke and if you stay focused for one full year - you will have 2 keke, you ride one and give one out on hire purchase

You see that poverty is in your mind and not really around you - stop being lazy and stop begging

have some respect for your self and hustle hard

stop this bambiallah virus eating up nairaland!

GBAM. You've said it all.

My respect for you just increased threefold.

I don't know when this begging virus infiltrated this forum and its so annoying.

golddare:
4th Law: Always say less than necessary:
The 48 Laws of Power

When you are trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear, and the less in control. Even if you are saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it vague, open-ended, and sphinxlike. Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less. The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.

Robert Greene.

That book is filled with golden nuggets. I am presently reading it. But one needs to be matured in mind before reading it or else it could turn you into a sadistic psychopath

SmartProf:
Lol...A double-minded man is unstable in all his ways (James.1:.

So true. And such a man should never be trusted.

My state people should be wise this time around and not be easily deceived.