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Politics › Re: Our Officers At Nunieh's Residence On Legitimate Duty, Say Police by UDUJ(m): 2:33pm On Jul 17, 2020
What legitimate duty? Lies everyday. From the presidency to the legislature, the judiciary, the armed forces and services - they all keep feeding us with an endless array of lies everyday.

I am completely fed up and tired of this government.
Politics › Re: 35 Political Parties Join Obaseki’s Campaign ‘train’ by UDUJ(m): 2:01pm On Jul 17, 2020
EastGold:
Victory for Obaseki will signal the end of that short man devil
The political career of the short man devil ( I believe you are referring to Oshiomole) has been over for some time now. He is an old story now
Crime › Re: Woman Beats Her Maid To Pulp For Going Out Against Her Instruction (photos) by UDUJ(m): 1:23pm On Jul 17, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad

Na wa o

This girl nor too small to be a maid
That's whats really making me sad. This girl is too young to be working as a maid.

Poverty is really a disease. You see these people giving birth to kids anyhow with no reasoning on how they will take care of the kids. They keep saying stupid words like na God dey give children. That's how my driver came to tell me to give him salary advance that he wants to do naming for his 5th kid, imagine having 5 kids and you are a driver. Damn angry
Romance › Re: Diabolic Revenge On My Girlfriend Because Of Her Deceit by UDUJ(m): 12:55pm On Jul 17, 2020
With the things we read and hear these days it will be really difficult loving a nigerian girl, but be rest assured there are still some few good ones left. You just need to take the time to search and don't be in a hurry to stick your dick into any open pussy.

About taking a revenge and going diabolical against the lady - don't be foolish and childish. Learn from this, be a man and move on. Take it as lessons learned and vow never to repeat the same mistake ever again in future
Politics › Re: Arthur Eze, Elumelu, Obi, Ikwechegh Make List Of Top Influential Igbo People by UDUJ(m): 11:54am On Jul 17, 2020
Sadly Invictus Obi used to be on that list too undecided
Crime › Re: ikeja Electric Seems To Be Above Nigeria's Law by UDUJ(m): 11:40am On Jul 17, 2020
Too many things wrong in this country.

You need to make a lot of noise. Go to their twitter page and raise hell. See the twitter address below. Someone needs to be penalised for not taking their job serious angry

Career › Re: Meet Rukaiya El-Rufai, The First PwC Female Northerner Partner by UDUJ(m): 9:02am On Jul 17, 2020
Nice one and a pretty face to match. Maximum respect sis cool
Crime › Re: I Am Dieying From This Guy Way Of Doing Biz by UDUJ(m): 8:37am On Jul 17, 2020
economia1:
He has paid the 7k
I have dropped his picture and full name.
I am happy to hear this. It's good this has been resolved now. Economia1 it was mature of you to come back and tell us It's been resolved.

SolarEdge please try to always be upfront with your clients in future to avoid posts like this. Nairaland is a very big forum and you stand to gain a big client base if you are open in your transactions. Thanks for refunding his money.

I wish you guys a very happy weekend cool
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by UDUJ(m): 8:32am On Jul 17, 2020
Sundrus:
U don chop kpekus?
Excellent question cheesy

Because once you've eaten the kpekus it becomes difficult to tell her to stop coming.

As long as the kpekus has not been touched I don't see why telling her to reduce or seize coming to your house should be an issue.

Guys be careful how you chop kpekus up and down. There are some tough girls that will show you hell once you chop kpekus and want to clean mouth cheesy cheesy grin
Politics › Re: Throwback Photo Of Akpabio And Joi Nunieh by UDUJ(m): 7:36pm On Jul 16, 2020
Some men are trying sha. The woman has a man's face undecided

Crime › Re: I Am Dieying From This Guy Way Of Doing Biz by UDUJ(m): 7:29pm On Jul 16, 2020
economia1:
I will hold you responsible for my 470k laptop that your powerbank burnt.
SolarEdge:
You said the power bank cable I sent you did not fit into your laptop and the power bank was useless to you. Please how did the same power bank burnt your laptop when the cable I sent you did not fit into your laptop sir?
SolarEdge: refund the remaining 7k

Economia1: once he makes the refund you can take down the picture and the post.
This should stop this back and forth. Cheers
Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, Please Avoid Stingy Guys. by UDUJ(m): 7:12pm On Jul 16, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
a man who is careful with his money should be praised, not looked down upon!
The boldfaced. Words on marble
Education › Re: Remarkable Moments In the animal world [photos] by UDUJ(m): 6:52pm On Jul 16, 2020
PerfectlyPerfect:
There's nothing like a domesticated lion.
PerfectlyPerfect:
Elephants are also found in the wild in Asia. Their elephants have smaller ears than ours. Lions are also found in Asia. They're called Asiatic lions
PerfectlyPerfect:
Male lions hardly hunt. Their main duty is protecting the pride from outsiders and procreation. It doesn't mean they can't hunt, they'll assist the females in bringing down larger prey. Majority of the hunting is done by females
PerfectlyPerfect:
It's usually 3 or 4 hyenas to 1 lioness, but the male lion always tips the balance in favour of the lions
PerfectlyPerfect:
Venomous means it needs to be injected directly into your bloodstream though the skin while poisonous means it'll cause harm when eaten.
That particular snake gets it poison from the poisonous frogs which are it's primary diet
PerfectlyPerfect:
They need to start eating their prey very fast because they're usually chased from their kill by larger predators. African wild dogs lose up to 70% of their prey to other animals
Thanks for impacting your knowledge of wildlife cool
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Loses Thousands Of Naira While Trying To Buy A Dog Online by UDUJ(m): 6:34pm On Jul 16, 2020
fghanni:
it was part payment
Okay thanks for explaining that. Because I did not see that in the uploaded chat messages.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Loses Thousands Of Naira While Trying To Buy A Dog Online by UDUJ(m): 6:25pm On Jul 16, 2020
Which dog goes for as low as 15k? That should be the first red flag. Unless it's an ekuke
Phones › Re: MTN Launches E-SIM In Nigeria by UDUJ(m): 6:21pm On Jul 16, 2020
Youngpo413:
that's bad news! I hàte to be caged,reasons why I haté marriage like kilode.
grin grin grin Now the boldfaced got me laughing cheesy grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Pondei: House Of Reps Issues Warrant Of Arrest On MD Of NDDC, IMC Members by UDUJ(m): 5:56pm On Jul 16, 2020
mmars:
If corruption doesn't ruin this country i don't know what will
Are you talking in a future tense or that was a mistake? huh huh

Corruption has already ruined the country undecided
Education › Re: Remarkable Moments In the animal world [photos] by UDUJ(m): 5:02pm On Jul 16, 2020
Grandmeister:
That’s because when they single out a prey they will run it into exhaustion, unlike other predators that can only maintain high speeds for short distances....these ones will just keep on your heels till you drop and surrender to their teeth..and they will eat you while alive! Unlike lions that will mercifully crush your throat before feasting.
Thanks for this info. I am on the net reading up everything about the wild dogs now. They sound fascinating smiley
Crime › Re: Three Women Attacks Airline Staff After Their Flight Was Delayed by UDUJ(m): 4:46pm On Jul 16, 2020
DMPaulSr:
These blacks no get joy at all...
Small tin na fight
I was not surprised when I saw they were blacks. Very disgraceful
Education › Re: Remarkable Moments In the animal world [photos] by UDUJ(m): 4:21pm On Jul 16, 2020
I read that of all the predators the wild dogs are the most vicious and successful when it comes to hunting prey. Something about pack strength. Damn
Travel › Re: Lagos City: Allen Avenue And Opebi In Pictures (Video) by UDUJ(m): 3:46pm On Jul 16, 2020
sylve11:
At night, these two places host some of the most beautiful girls in the world..... cool
Bad guy cheesy
Crime › Re: I Am Dieying From This Guy Way Of Doing Biz by UDUJ(m): 1:19pm On Jul 16, 2020
SolarEdge:
You'll get your money once I have access to my account.. On my way to UBA
Look to protect whatever image you have left on nairaland just refund the dude his money. This your long explanation does not cut it.

Prolonging this just makes you look bad and people will start avoiding doing business with you. Cheers
Crime › Re: River Lekki" - You Will Never Want To Live In Lekki After Seeing These Pictures by UDUJ(m): 9:38am On Jul 16, 2020
Not all parts of Lekki. Where I stay we never experience floods
Health › Re: Wear Face-mask If You Are Over 60 Years, When Going Out - WHO (6 June 2020) by UDUJ(m):
Thane:
nawao
please can people quote this comment with places on the Lagos mainland with steady power supply. I'm planning to relocate but power is important to my decision. Cost is also a factor
Also, if you are looking for a flat to stay in Ibafo, I have an empty room in a 3-bed. flatmate needed 70k
Ilupeju has steady power supply. That's where I built my house and have Indians as tenants. And it's very safe.
Business › Re: Miriam Akin: Nigeria Auto And Kiddies Investor Marks Birthday With Amazing Photo by UDUJ(m): 4:43am On Jul 16, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
Tell her to wash of her face so that we can truly meet her
Abi cheesy

These ladies will just carry full bucket of emulsion paint and plaster on their face and call it make-up. Nonsense angry
Health › Re: Man Suffers Penile Fracture During Rigorous Sex (Graphic Photos) by UDUJ(m): 4:23pm On Jul 15, 2020
grin grin grin

Why am I finding this funny. He was trying to prove that he is a stud by digging deeper than any man had dug before. See the end result.

That's why we tell guys: no do pass yourself cheesy

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