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Family › Re: When you want a Slave In The Name Of Wife Material. by UDUJ(m):
Lengthy but makes sense. No rebuttal from me cool
Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Cry Out Over Scarcity Of Men To Marry Them by UDUJ(m): 10:51am On Aug 01, 2020
bossvinqualad25:
mr man Bleep off everyone is entitle to his or her opinion ok
Not when your opinion is rubbish cheesy

Mumu. Go to school and read you refused, you were busy gambling and causing tantrums.

Don't let me face you today boy cheesy
Sports › Re: Nwankwo Kanu Celebrates His 44th Birthday Today by UDUJ(m): 10:49am On Aug 01, 2020
Sailor22:
Papilo,i know say one day you go make us proud.

Indomie Generation,steer clear huh
cheesy grin cheesy Indomie generation will not understand cheesy

Papilo - I have so much respect for this guy. He represented us well. Always honoring the national call, never proud, ever humble cool
Literature › Re: Which Book Changed Your Life? by UDUJ(m): 9:54am On Aug 01, 2020
nigerianoakman:
The Gmail Message by Abdu-ru-shin
Gmail Message abi Grail Message huh
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Romance › Re: Pregnant Woman Crashes Wedding In Detroit, Claiming Groom Is Her Baby's Father by UDUJ(m): 9:45am On Aug 01, 2020
northvietnam:
Give us name abeg ... we go buy am ... the ones I buy, I don’t feel any shit when playing
I use Trojan Ultra Thin. You can get it from these large chain store pharmacies like Medplus or Healthplus. They have branches in all major Nigerian cities. The condom is expensive going by Nigerian standards but it's so worth it. I have attached an image below.

Happy nacking wink

Literature › Re: Which Book Changed Your Life? by UDUJ(m): 9:35am On Aug 01, 2020
These 2 books changed my life completely. I now have a better outlook on life and how to handle personal and business relations. The books are:
1. The 48 Laws of Power
2. The Mafia Manager

Those books are not for the faint hearted cheesy
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Car Talk › Re: Lady Slams Arewa Youths For Posing With Their Daddies' Cars. She Gets An Epic Re by UDUJ(m): 9:23am On Aug 01, 2020
Fake Instagram slayqueens. Everything about them is fake. Coded prostitutes. Rubbish
Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Cry Out Over Scarcity Of Men To Marry Them by UDUJ(m): 9:19am On Aug 01, 2020
bossvinqualad25:
mr bright post i see you mumu
cheesy Read what you posted and sincerely tell me if it made any sense.

It would have been better you just read and move on instead of writing rubbish and making everyone know your level of IQ cheesy grin wink
Romance › Re: About The Thread: Want To Leave My Boyfriend by UDUJ(m): 9:07am On Aug 01, 2020
Peacefullove:
You are really making sense , But what if the first relationship is a case of pity ... And no real attraction. I can categorically say it that many women date the man they ain't really attracted to in the first place due to pressure to date .
What do you mean by pressure to date? So you are indirectly saying most girls just start dating without being in love just because of peer pressure or the need to belong to a clique? That should tell you something about the characters of such ladies.

Rephrase that statement because you just made most girls look bad.

Ask yourself why you would yield to pressure to date when there is no love? That's exactly the situation that Op is in. She is a very confused being.
Politics › Re: Edo Election: Obaseki Has Seen His Defeat - John Mayaki by UDUJ(m): 9:00am On Aug 01, 2020
I laugh in Swahili cheesy

APC are so full of themselves. They will be shocked come September.

Lions don't bother themselves over opinions of sheep.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Cry Out Over Scarcity Of Men To Marry Them by UDUJ(m): 8:57am On Aug 01, 2020
bossvinqualad25:
So many jobs that men are suppose to do ,the ladies are the one doing it,so many private companies,the ladies are in majority ,u can do ur findings
Very dull post. You made no sense
Romance › Re: ... by UDUJ(m): 8:37am On Aug 01, 2020
How I wish I can get back the precious minutes I wasted reading this post undecided

Waste of space
Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Cry Out Over Scarcity Of Men To Marry Them by UDUJ(m): 7:58am On Aug 01, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
It has Ended In WEEPING and Sincere WAILING and gnashing of Teeth for those Women with their Tired KPEKUS grin grin
cheesy grin cheesy Una go just dey confuse all these nairaland perverts with your female status cheesy
Romance › Re: See Bad English Written By A Polytechnic Graduate Who Applied For Npower Job by UDUJ(m): 7:03am On Aug 01, 2020
enoch4christ957:
Visit
https://www.harbeystudio.tk/2020/08/see-bad-english-written-by-polytechnic.html
To read full articles

Also visit www.harbeystudio.tk for your latest trending GIST
Are you surprised? You don't need to go too far, just go through most posts on nairaland and see the way the English language has been bastardized. undecided

It's a perfect reflection of the rot and decay of our educational system. Universities and Higher institutions keep churning out half baked graduates that cannot compose a simple sentence. Smh undecided
Romance › Re: Today Is My Last Day On Earth by UDUJ(m): 6:47am On Aug 01, 2020
Ironman15:
I'm fed up with life. I don't have any reason to live, am a doom child. Suicide is the only remedy for me.

Death is better than shame.

Goodbye Nigerians
Change your moniker. You can't be answering Ironman and then be thinking of commiting suicide. Softman is a better moniker for lily livered individuals.

Like some people said earlier, you are either terribly lazy or a low life scammer.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Killed This Bat The Enemy Sent To My House At Night by UDUJ(m):
You have a very low IQ undecided

Always attaching religion and spirituality to everything. Nigeria is probably one of the most religious nations in the world yet one of the most impoverished undecided
Politics › Re: Obaseki Alleges Plot To Intimidate, Arrest PDP Members by UDUJ(m): 4:11am On Aug 01, 2020
This my state governor should calm down. Always having anxiety over non issues cheesy

I expect you to pull all resources around you along with your power of incumbency. You have a rugged deputy on your side, use him.

You are in charge of your terrain. If you play your cards well even the federal might cannot withstand your hurricane.

Stop crying wolf and get to work angry
Family › Re: When you want a Slave In The Name Of Wife Material. by UDUJ(m): 4:05am On Aug 01, 2020
Toks2008:
Stay tuned.
This will be interesting cheesy

I'll park my car here

Toks be ready for some serious bashing cheesy
Sports › Re: Stephen Tataw Is Dead! Former Cameroonian Footballer Dies by UDUJ(m): 10:12pm On Jul 31, 2020
inoki247:
they can now use is normal age shebi e don die nobody go arrest am for age falsification anymore....
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin All of una for this nairaland dey craze. Mad people everywhere cheesy grin cheesy
Crime › Re: Twitter Hack: Florida Teenager Arrested by UDUJ(m): 10:01pm On Jul 31, 2020
overdrive:
Thank God no be Nigerian citizen. Never knew oyibo are into fraud as well.
Tell me you are joking? huh huh shocked shocked shocked

They are the kingpins of fraud (the Russians and Eastern Europeans are the key players and others from the UK, US etc)
Travel › Re: 10 Things To Know Before Moving Abroad For Study - Nairalander Reveals. Photos by UDUJ(m): 9:56pm On Jul 31, 2020
These are the sort of informative threads that should grace the front pages (like the nairaland of old) not those BBN, beauty queen buys a car, Davido slapped Chioma sort of stories cool
Romance › Re: Help A Confused Nairalander. by UDUJ(m): 9:47pm On Jul 31, 2020
I believe you have your answer now. Cheers cool

Romance › Re: I Want To Leave My Boyfriend For A New Guy. by UDUJ(m): 8:35pm On Jul 31, 2020
donstan18:
If you are a Guy reading this, please pay attention.



You see this?



You see this?


And this?


And this too....

You see those 4 parts I highlighted? They should be the reason why you should never expect much from GIRLFRIENDS, they are just hoes parading as Girlfriends.

The earlier you understand this the better for you. Thanks!!
Dman you nailed it.

The Op is just a typical confused Nigerian lady. Such a woman cannot be contented staying with one man because she will always feel there is someone better than him elsewhere. She continues searching for that perfect man and in the process of jumping from one man to another she becomes a public toilet.
Romance › Re: Pregnant Woman Crashes Wedding In Detroit, Claiming Groom Is Her Baby's Father by UDUJ(m): 8:20pm On Jul 31, 2020
It saddens me to hear stories like this where men have raw sex and pregnancy or STD becomes the result.

There are condoms that are just like the real thing ( though some are expensive ). Diving in raw is just too risky and not worth it. Damn angry
Romance › Re: Help A Confused Nairalander. by UDUJ(m): 8:03pm On Jul 31, 2020
YES. He should provide upkeep money for the child. He is the father of the child.

Although for a military man your baby daddy is a weak ass nigga ( like Slawormir says cheesy ) for him not to be able to stand his grounds when his family came to kick you out. Though I think he secretly wanted you out as well.
TV/Movies › Re: Which Brand Of Plasma TV Is The Most Durable And Strongest? by UDUJ(m): 7:16pm On Jul 31, 2020
Anusiemgood:
I have been using Brum... no room for stories
Bruhm electronics used to be the best (I always go for anything German made), but since they were bought over by a Chinese company and relocated their manufacturing from Germany to China I stopped using their products, because anything Chinese made doesn't get my vote of quality approval.
TV/Movies › Re: Which Brand Of Plasma TV Is The Most Durable And Strongest? by UDUJ(m): 6:07pm On Jul 31, 2020
Andyblaze:
I've gotten one particular brands which is touted to be the most durable products over and over again but I don't know why they keep getting "burnt" after a year or two... So I wanna know, between LG, Samsung, etc which is the the most advisable to go for
If price is not a consideration then go for Samsung TVs. Though they are more expensive than LG and the rest but they are the best out there.
Romance › Re: Man Cries Out After Being Physically Abused For Four Years By His Babymama by UDUJ(m): 2:52pm On Jul 31, 2020
Imagine the ugly whale the guy is with. I tire for some guys sha undecided

What attracted him to her in the first place? huh huh
Travel › Re: Sallah Day Boat Mishap At Apapa: Many Dead by UDUJ(m): 2:43pm On Jul 31, 2020
kogi2010:
thats naija for u we no dey follow law and order id them suppose wear jacket na rest in peace to dead may almighty Allah forgive all ur short comings
Exactly. These deaths are preventable. They should pass a law that all passengers moving on the waterways (whether a motorized boat or primitive canoe) should put on a life-vest/ life jacket. And any water transport operator must provide these life jackets for their passengers.
Politics › Re: Femi Gbajabiamila Slaughters Ram, Observes Eid El-kabir Prayers With His Staff by UDUJ(m): 1:25pm On Jul 31, 2020
Mo3891:
Must Ibos always envy Yorubas

Who told you those are all his staffs? Or a speaker has just one police officer detail? And less than 10 aides?

How are you certain from the pics that everyone there are Yoruba?




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You even have the time to reply him. That guy is a typical tribalistic dimwit. People who speak through their ass
Romance › Re: Help My Gf Missed Her Period by UDUJ(m): 1:13pm On Jul 31, 2020
I laugh when I hear guys say they use the withdrawal method cheesy

The withdrawal method doesn't work. Google the word precum cheesy

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