₦airaland Forum

Bulleye:
Have you reseached why your yeast land is only good for country homes of your people? Have you been to Onitsha and Aba markets? Did you know that they are meant for poor quality items? When your people arrive SW they are always malnourished.

what is this one saying?

williejut:
Person wey no fit pay workers well for en refinery n fertilizer project?

how much do you think is a good pay?

Papafriday:
Nigerians should learn to stay back home and make a living. Running abroad is not the solution

tho I don't support these desperate moves


Nigeria don kast completely

It's a dead, buried and finished country

So I don't blame whoever wants to leave

but leave responsibly

cruzydal:
Make en kuku buy smaller clubs develop am

That's what I'll do if I had the means

buy a division 2 club for cheap

pump in some capital

to buy some average players better than the average players in division 2

get them to premiership

then spend some more change to get quality in the team

Somewhat like Leicester style

interesting move..

MrBrownJay1:
imagine the poor fella whose sole dream in life is to get to the US/Europe, and some bastard will use that to defraud him, with some BS story of a white woman falling for him online.... the day that poor brotha really lay his hand on a white woman, she will see PEPPER!!!!!

mdr

Cest très drôle mon frère

MrBrownJay1:
sadly many fall for it....whether it is due to desperation, foolishness or simply because they are so fed up of Nigeria that they will give any BS a chance.

will you blame him?

BuhariNaWah:
That was how "Angelina Jolie" promised a friend of mine marriage last year. I laugh in El Dorado

this one cracked me up mehn

thebosstrevor:
A white woman online is coming to sweep mr charming off his feet in nigeria

I had a cousin like that

The white man married her and took her away o

it started play play on FB when Facebook was still the thing in Nigeria

So these things happen

You just have to.be sharp.

ogkrakkid:
SUP GUYS

see i ve this friend who's dating this american lady for some months online now..she has promise to come marry and take him over..he has a normal small job keeping body and soul together..the babe is 100% sure of coming over for my guy..what are the things apart from passport and marriage certificates he needs stand by to clear the way for him and what will the embassy really be checking to clear them both..and a little hint on the green card..

please NOVICE KEEP OFF,,BASKET MOUTH KEEP OFF..REAL MEN GRAB UR SIT MOVE CLOSER TO THE TABLE LET'S TALK

the girl MUST come to naija Before you make any concrete moves
You guys get married in naija, and you fill a DS 260 form
And she does her own part too

then you go for your Medicals and interview

then you leave that godforsaken failed country

But something does not feel right in this your case
But I may be wrong
And let me warn you too
You better have some money, because the forms, medicals etc is gonna cost a LOT of money

otokx:
You had no comment on dustbin, flooding, black soot, get rich money music and churches.

Without the right mentality all these you have mentioned are just a waste.

Foreigners have no business getting free education in Nigeria.

ah

another point

"get rich money music"

it's having its negative effects too.

wowcatty:
I really liked your comment until you put in the modification part. What exactly needs to be modified? We had the best system back then and we don't need anything changed. Seems you also wanted to give up something before getting to the negotiating part and would have given out everything away by the time we get to that point. I can tell you are Yoruba cos only Yoruba had it going then and want to go back to the system that separated the men from the boys and want to go back to it, though the Niger Deltans and the middle belt too can stand on their own but not so much for the 2 parasites that are scattered outside their regions.

parasite?


You are not a serious person

iyimide:
Nigeria problems and its solution.

Written by Oluwaseyi Idowu

Boko Haram
Turn Sambisa Forest to a Game reserve with wild animals with high venom lethal rates suitable for that type of climate.

Herdsmen
Restrict their movement per state and let government through the ministry of Agric be the middle men regulating their sales as well as movements.

Power
Let each State Generate, Sell and manage their own power while the Nerc regulates the power sector.
Give 6 month ultimatum to each state and federal government should provide for each state 50% of the power generation fee and regulate the spending.. the fee should be as a form of bailout and federal government should deduct from monthly allocation.

Roads
Make arrangement with International construction companies to make the road and complete within 6 months then they can make toll points and collect tolls for 10 years on those roads. No two roads should be awarded to a single construction company. There are more construction companies abroad than roads in Nigeria.

Job opportunities
First government should make company registration free in Nigeria.

All companies ready to establish is Nigeria should have 10 years company tax waived on grounds that 65% of staffs are Nigerians.(25% management staff must be Nigerians and 10% executive management staff must be from that local government)

If u establish a company in Nigeria or bring in above 10,000USD into the country legally for business, foreigners should be given Visa waivers for their family.

Villages and countryside should be opened up for factories, power plant, troops points and weapon testing sites to enhance security.

Economic restrictions such as daily fund spend limit should be reviewed upwardly.

Food products and drugs should be duty free. Car duty should be less than 5% (government can go ahead and impose higher taxes on engine oils, vehicle registration, car use charges etc

Government should make export totally free and then a 5%-15% charges on all cash inflow from abroad..


Education

Make tetfund more robust.
Make tertiary Education free but charge like 8000 for Jamb and like 5000 for Neco.
[ ] Reduce admission quota for federal Tertiary institutions for adequate trainings and also federal tertiary education becomes only for the best of the best.
[ ] Make Tertiary workers have good pay with robust allowances then go and charge high rates of taxes and federation returns.
[ ] Make Primary education compulsory for every child.
Let education be tuition free also for foreigners.. and please let's give them admission enmasse.. they will pay Visa fees, flights to Nigeria and ofcourse get accommodation. Which brings more money to Nigeria in form of foreign exchange.


Welfare
Enforce compensation for communities where environmental hazards from companies affect them.
Staff welfare matters.
Employ a special adviser on citizens welfare.
Let that person visit everywhere there is a problem in Nigeria and convey the message of Nigeria to the citizens affected.
Let that person show affection and show love.
Let Nigerians feel loved.


Salaries

Increase federal minimum wage to 150k.
Increase allowances to about 75k.

So each Nigerian takes about 225k home monthly.
We will get it back in tax.

Petroleum resources.
First, pay a monthly compensation to communities where oil is explored.
Say 0.5% of total amount accrued.
Give that money to traditional institutions and ward heads. Let the RMFAC monitor its spending.

Reduce fuel pump price to 15 per litre provided you can do a prepaid buying of 10000 per year. Or 75 per litre for small amounts.

That way federal government has generated money ahead.. then Impose Car use charge, generator Use charge and Ecosystem protection use charge for every household. Government makes more money for economic development and even households who normally dont buy fuel will pay for the fuels.

Let kerosene be subsidized while Stoves are banned, fire wood banned..based on health grounds.
Then there will be a charge on Use of LPG for cooking monthly. Safety agents are employed thereby generating employments.

That way, even feeding will generate money for government to cover many other loopholes..


Foreign affairs

Nigerian visas should cost about 400$ but all visas should be Electronic.
All visas should be instantly issued but immigration officers should decide if a traveller is fit to enter the country.

Nigeria should begin to advertise all over the world why people should come and invest in Nigeria.

Nigeria should partner with countries like China to build more airport terminals and allow them to maintain and manage the airports at 95%-1% profit sharing for 10 years and then transfer to to Nigeria.
Every state must have an airport by this arrangement.

Nigeria should struggle(bribe, influence) to host many international stuffs.. conferences, symposium, workshops, tournaments, games etc.

Nigeria should start acting as a mediator for peace and global sanity( to bring Nigeria) to limelight.
Host Kim and Trump summit..

President(or a designate) should visit
Israel, Pakistan,Palestine,north Korea, Cambodia, South Korea and start begging about for world peace.. people would begin to see Nigeria in Good light.
Beg the media to stop shouting about scammers and Yahoo Yahoo to stop tainting our image.
Let efcc face internal affairs only..
Change the face of our foreign affairs.. modernise things. Let everyone who applies Nigerian Visa get it.. but ofcourse at about 400$.
Showcase our tourist attractions on international media.

Let people be able to buy Nigerian citizenship for say 30000USD.
Go to countries and negotiate for Visa free for Nigerian citizens.. on very minimal but stringent conditions.. countries like Japan, Korea, Australia and other far distant countries with high flight fees.. we should also grant their citizens Visa free..


Police affairs

Seriously face this.
Cancel SARS.
Cancel Anti Kidnapping. Draft this to NsCDC.

Let police be sane.
Sack police officers with shabby uniforms.
Sack police officers who are not polite.
In court, before any trial, let test for police sanity be first tested before commencement of trial.
Do massive police retrenchment. Ensure that small amounts of offences by the police is matched with prison terms. Let police be more upright.
Let police training schools be degree awarding.
Remove police from stop and search. Make them an observatory agency for a while. Like 10 months.. we wont die..

Enforce height, education and other qualifications for the police force.
Move them to be under the Judiciary.

Police should stop settling disputes. There is an alternative dispute resolution.

Debt settlement should strictly be for the courts.
Give police good vehicles, various categories.. showed,patrol vehicles etc. Let police be able to impose fines on pardonable behaviours. Let FIRS collect all the fines..


Para military

Immigration be banned from Handling money at their points.. airports and seaports or border posts.
They should be empowered to determine exit and entry at our points of Entry or exit.
Immigration plays an important role in this government plan.
Increase their salary and give overtime bonuses.
Government should deploy them to our vast borders. And decongest the offices. Nigerian passports should be applied online, decided and issued all without face to face meeting. Courier services should deliver the passports.

Customs should be moved from ministry of finance to Ministry of trade and Investment. They should be orientated to know that they are not to seize things and auction, but to ensure good trading and business atmosphere in Nigeria.
They should be polite and ensure they are on the borders. Its not right to find them outside of the border posts.
They should be neat, polite and must not be drunks or drug users.
All must be certified fit medically with at least 15 years drug fee life including use of alcohol.
They must ensure trade goes well in Nigeria.

Nigeria port health services
These people must be either nurses, doctors or holders of a degree in Public health only. All others already there must train new staffs and they themselves be transferred to other outposts of the fed ministry of health.
They must ensure no strange illnesses are brought here.

Nigerian Quarantine services.
These ones just currently collect salaries.
If they arrest foreign goat, I learnt near badagry west.. that link bridge, they will just roast the animal and chop..

I currently think they should just be scrapped and merged with the dept of foresty and wildlife management of the ministry of agric.

Tourism and arts.
Let the nation organise and start a film festival, as Nirth Korea bad reach, people who visit the country go there because of their film festival.. with that stuff, we can portray a good Nigeria and make people see the rights in our life too..
Nigeria will generate a lot of money from Visa fees.. let the nation even make a special Visa for the festival.. at say cheaper like Russia did for the world cup..

Let Nigeria show the world its beauties.. show them obudu ranch, tinapa, agbuike cave, zaria walls, mambilla, owu falls, gossy spring, idanre hill, olumo etc..

Let us also organize Nigeria annual academic festival.. with 20 million PhD holders, haba we can do something..

Communications
Govt should impose a daily phone access charge of 30NGN
And all text messages should be free.
All first 20 seconds daily should be free also to all local numbers.
Data should be 150 for 1gb.
SIM reg should be matched with BVN.
Call drops should be sanctioned by NCC that service providers pay 5000NGN per call drop.


Banking
All Nigerians must possess a bank account for social services. Every Nigerian who has a BVN must have an ATM card. ATM withdrawal on a savings account should be limited to 5000 NGN per day or a fine of 50 nGN per extra 100 withdrawn over 5000NGN.

Government should make alert in Nigeria free.
Every Nigerian who has transacted above a 100000 monthly should be charged 1000 the next month as sundry charge.
Let Nigerians have access to Electronic banking.


Postal services.
Add money transfers to post offices.
Design a plan that makes money orders better than cash and cheques. Like let money orders clear instantly in banks.
Make local posting in Nigeria free.
Ensure post office staffs are more polite and more up to date.
Refine the postal services and integrate them to banking, airports services, customs and excise and broaden their horizon.


Trade and Investment.
Ask Toyota, Honda, GMC, Mercedes Benz to come to Nigeria for business.
Put Them in states with dull economies
Toyota= Katsina
Honda=Kogi
Mercedes benz= Kwara
GMC= Nasarawa etc

That way, they will employ people.. give them a business friendly environment.. zero taxes on exports with agreement that they employ Nigerians at least 45% and must pay the minimum wage.

Go and meet dunlop, Michelin, Finlandia, Pirelli, Samsung,apple, Nokia
Discuss with them and tell them that Nigeria has a large population and there is market for them.. convince them and give them good conditions and then give them land for building and we are good..

Religion
Let all pastors in Nigeria have a theological training from an NUC certified institution.
Let all imams have similar certification.
Traditional worshippers are not allowed to have regular congregations. U can have festivities and other stuffs.

Pollution.

It becomes an offence to drive a car above the RDA of fumes. Fine of 50k awaits u.

Your vehicle should not breakdown on any federal road for over 10hours .. if not it becomes forfeited to the ministry of transport.
Gas flaring attract a high fine.
Your surrounding must be neat. Make everyday environmental such that 9am is resumption at work, schools and other places. There must be no flight earlier than 9am in Nigeria.
Environmental sanitation is from 7am to 8am everyday, if u want to flout the rule, you can pay a fine of 5000NGN and open your shop at 8am..

Health
O-5yrs have free health services incl surgeries
65+ have free health services excluding surgeries.
MDCN will be the institution to attach people for house job. Once you have your temporary license.. u have a house job placement.

All Nigerian staffs have medical insurance.
The have option of NHIs for their family.
Nigeria Teachers with the TRCN certificates have a 55% priority in public health facilities.

All police officers with over 10 years in service have 20% priority.

All youths between 10 and 25 have 50% priority.

All others except casualties have to wait.
Public officers above level 10 have 25% delays.

Each community is entitled to one hospital to be headed by the native of that community. Charges in Nigerian hospitals must not be above 45000. Every charge(excluding investigations) above 45000 must be handed to government for reimbursement.
Sirens are banned near hospitals.
Ambulances are also to have their sirens off in the hospitals.
Horns are banned in Nigerian hospitals.


This is my submission

i like some of your points

gaby:
It is okay by West African standards..

You have best described it.

it's a mediocre airport at best
But its at least a lil better than Murtala.

Nigeria needs to step up and QUIT mediocrity

AngelicBeing:

lmao

You be case
how your side

BlowJobs:

congratulations

Eddiecute86:
It happens close to where I stay in Sharjah. Their police started arresting any Nigerian they see on the street immediately
UAE is not a place you will commit a crime and go scot free. It has never happened, I guess these ones were misguided they don’t know the kind of security here.

No mind them

Biggty:
Am old enough to be your father son, Are Igbos not related to this kind of vice?

which kind talk be this bikonu?

gaby:
Hmmm

Some of you guys are just so unfathomable and it irks me to no end how you bandy the word "educated" as if common sense is taught in schools especially our kinda schools.

You saw all these with your korokoro eyes while dating but simply pretended as usual that it wasn't there because in your mind your being an architect who can spoil her with gifts will cure her craze...fafafa fawoool

Look guy...zero love..is what that woman sure has for you and you disgust her fantastically. If she had her way or choice she wouldn't wish to be caught a thousand miles around you..its so frigging obvious. You were just a means to an end considering her biological time was waning..

She lost the one she truly loved for whatever reasons and was left with no choice than to manage you to fulfil all righteousness such as having a child seeing how time was ticking out on her coupled with pressures from her family too.

I won't be surprised if her true love is the one she is working towards moving closer to overseas.

I'm seated here typing and wondering how your "Architectural" brains could miss spotting how her "Doctoral or Surgical brain" is conveniently using you as the "available to be settled for in the absence of the desirables" haba oga...are you that low in self esteem or looks.

The lack of an okay self esteem is as well a huge turn off for most women so you know, and from the look of your write up you sure exudes this.

Wetin dey happen na...make una still try dey face reality and tackle am head on.

You see say you dey irritate person plus the person dey shame for you, you still dey force yourself on am cum dey claim successful architect. Your "trying too hard" to win her true love is even more repulsive to her including the gifts..

Na all these kind dundee characters dey make me sometimes dey agree say instead wey person go born mumu make e jejely born omila...

Abi na the woman disvirgin you or na Doctor kill you for your former life wey cum make you swear say you must marry doctor for your new life lol..

Guys make una dey shine una eye well well like my daughter abeg...no time to check time o

Just incase none of the above checks out...guy you dey marry person wey done die for one side prematurely wey him soul never rest according to the Nigerian gist.

Wake up man..you can do better than this...life is too long or short for all these arrant bullocks...yolo man...

That woman's true love is in a corner and probably getting his steady cut on the side from her because he must be married too hence your coming into the picture.

This story aptly captures and rings so true to the saying " Money can not buy love".

You have said it all

Shibaraba:
Elder brother was a player
Can chook anything
Had one hanty in CBN that was paying all his bills,though very much older.
Bros was using the cash to fund all those small girls for area
My job...Light house keeper.
I go dey balcony dey sight any of him girls wey dey come house
So as to give am advance warning so he won't be caught off guard. I dey also help am do punna management. I choose when you see him, who he bangs,etc. He pays me enough

March 30 he embarrassed me in front of one of his ladies so as to catch trips
April 1 I was ready. I just barged in his room and told him hanty CBN is around with her convoy. Na that day I witness my first miracle. I saw a cassava turn to a carrot in split seconds. Bros fall like 10 times onto say he wan wear boxers come carry the lady with him enter mumsy room go hide. I allow am clean up spray everything enter parlor with him mumu smile before he hear me shout April fool from downstairs. I feel say I don escape. He pursue me I swear FAM. Catch me for the next street. Na Nigeria of those days wey neighbor dey help person catch pikin. Wetin he do we no fit talk. He beat me sotay the beating come dey sweet me. All my senses numb. We still dont talk till today. And it happened over 25/years ago.

lmao

this made me laugh

Adalberto:
Please u want to go into ogboni I need money Ogboni or Yahoo, abeg anybody get control or connection My last 200naira wer I carry go bet, Bayern cut my game

please don't take a decision that yo will regret

optimusprime2:
This is because UAE visas are literally pay and get...
If people were scrutinized, evaluated and screened to their bowels during visa applications, I assure you, only the best foot would be put forward as regards to Nigerians in foreign countries.
I don't blame them, I blame the process that got them visas.

this is another angle to this

Constantiney:
They will be back few years later and become politicians and you idiots would vote for them.

Smh

yesso


Like dem Fayose, Shina Peller, Andy Uba, amongst many others I cannot remember

oh!

I remember another one Gbajamillaaallaoleburukutu

he being pushed forward to be our speaker

shame

Even Thieving Tinubu linked to drug cases and forgery is also a political Lord in Nigeria


what a failed otapiapia contraption called NiggerArea

MobilityExpress:
Is it not under Sharia law thieves are amputated? I mean, common, ordinary thief that stole maybe food or little money. Now imagine what will happen to thieves that stole 2.3m AED , foreign thieves. Those Arabs will want to set a big example of them to discourage any similar future occurrences. Those guys would wish they were never born by the time they start with them. I won't be surprised if they gut out their kidneys and feed their intestines to crocodiles Arabs show no mercy

those guys mean eh

Studyinchina200:
You don’t know what i pass through anytime I travel with naija pali

it's terrible

magicminister:
To the foreigner, it’s a black man. They don’t care if it’s african American, Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa.. it’s a black man!

You guys always fail to get the big picture.

Their actions are terrible but let’s not forget the root cause of majority of crimes we commit within and outside Nigerian.

dont mind these myopic negros we have occupying Nigeria


Common sense of reasoning una no get

Torreoliver:
She's very stupid for the first part of that comment. How many times have we Nigerians gotten hard on the Chinese and Indians for their numerous attrocities in Nigeria?

two things

1) NiggerAreans are criminal minded people who has created an atmosphere of corruption in their country.
it is that atmosphere of corruption that these foreigners are exploiting
if we did not create such avenues
they would not be ripping us off


2)NiggerAreans assist and teach these fvckers the loopholes in the system. An average nigger in that failed country is willing to help a Lebanese or Indian to cheat his country for a pittance /small reward

From the bankers who funnel the money out for them, to the tax accountants who are cheating there country, to the nafdac guy who collects bribe for substandard products to be circulating in the country and the list goes on and on


You all are criminals and its in a crime and criminal corrupted infested environment that all these happen


We often think that is the case when we go elsewhere

and that is why they are always running into trouble when they exhibit the same lawless tendencies they exhibit here elsewhere

other countries don't tolerate such foolishness

Evtspez:
These are the people tarnishing our image out there. I traveled in 2017 to Hong Kong with a team from different African countries I was so embarrassed how the immigration officers interrogated me unlike my fellow Africans from other countries. That was the day I knew we are tag out there as terrible people.

I get scrutinised a lot too when I travel


Nigerians have NO SHAME whatsoever

instead of us to be ashamed of ourselves
This one has degenerated into another tribalism contest

You Nigerians are fvcked

Nigerians are becoming more and more despicable