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Celebrities › Re: Singer Niniola Order For A Dress Vs What She Got by ukaface(f): 8:25pm On Jun 21, 2020
They look alike Na,just different colour
She should slim fit it,it would fit her perfectly like Beyonce's.
Romance › Re: Beware Guys: This Is What Girls Are Doing Now by ukaface(f): 8:21pm On Jun 21, 2020
Idonweak:
Unlike you, I don't support any illegal means to make money and I will never justify any.
okay
But did you read where I wrote,'I don't justify the diabolical ish?'
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lady And Her Mother This Evening. by ukaface(f): 8:19pm On Jun 21, 2020
The day you go do ' you know' with Mami water, Na that day ' you go know'.
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lady And Her Mother This Evening. by ukaface(f): 8:17pm On Jun 21, 2020
Carchoice:
I went to shoprite this evening to get something and sighted this very beautiful lady and an older woman. I sensed it was her mother because they looked very alike. This lady is lady fine fa. My spec, she looked very clean, you know those lady that will be looking like when they see prick they’ll scream and ask you what is this and be shy to look at it? grin and her skin is so flawless, no trace of bleaching cream. (My number one priority to look out for when approaching a lady)

I walked up to them and greeted the older lady, she responded and continued her shopping then I told her, “excuse me ma, is this beautiful lady your daughter?” She looked at me very well from head to toe and didn’t answer me grin

Me fa, I nor send. I politely told her to give me the honor to talk to the lady for a minute. Madam did not answer me. I faced the lady, greeted her, complimented her and told her my name, I asked for her name, she was reluctant to say but her Ma was so good to me, she walked away and left the both of us grin

Told her I’ll hate to keep her mom waiting and requested for her contact to keep up with communication sometimes. She was looking at her Ma with corner eye. I told her if her Ma didn’t like me she wouldn’t have allowed me get close to her. Na so she give me contact. I went to Ma and greeted her well and thanked her for the time spared. Ma’ still didn’t utter a word. She just dey look me one kind one kind. grin


But the problem now is I have no serious plan for this lady except “you know” grin I have no plans to have serious plans for women right now. grin

I feel bad about this because I’m about to betray her Ma’s trust. cry
why are guys like this?
And you feel cool with the 'you know'
Wtf
Romance › Re: Beware Guys: This Is What Girls Are Doing Now by ukaface(f): 8:14pm On Jun 21, 2020
Idonweak:
An eye for an eye, it will make everyone go blind nau
but would be fair if majority are one eyed abi?
Education › Re: 6 Animals That Nigerians See As Evil by ukaface(f): 8:11pm On Jun 21, 2020
I never knew wall geckos are poisonous.
Romance › Re: Beware Guys: This Is What Girls Are Doing Now by ukaface(f): 8:10pm On Jun 21, 2020
Not trying to justify the diabolic ish

But if some guys freely use girls,use their panties,use their menses. I think it shouldn't be surprising if girls act in this manner. Laslas Na hustle and Na win win to both genders.

Don't come for me, i ain't supporting this.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Brittney – Ghanaian Lady With Very Exciting Curves On Social Media (PHOTOS) by ukaface(f): 6:03am On Jun 21, 2020
It looks funny
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ukaface(f): 7:27pm On Jun 18, 2020
Blood of God
I dunno who send me message to open this thread o
My mouth is watering and my stomach is rumbling
Romance › Re: Do You Look Better In Photo Or In Person ? by ukaface(f): 7:14pm On Jun 18, 2020
In picture depending on the filter and position
In person- I'm still pretty, judging from compliments
Romance › Re: Mention What You Haven't Done Before by ukaface(f): 7:06pm On Jun 18, 2020
Pleeeeeeenty ooooo
I can't start listing them
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of The An Alleged Beautiful “yahoo Girl” Who Was Arrested By EFCC by ukaface(f): 2:33pm On Jun 18, 2020
This fine girl
Quite funny too
Romance › Re: Life!!!! by ukaface(f): 1:07pm On Jun 18, 2020
Okay
How is that mysterious?
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Chases Friend Out Of Her Matrimonial Home by ukaface(f): 1:03pm On Jun 18, 2020
Hmmmm
I think I like her
Celebrities › Re: Photos : Lagos Flood Wreaks Havoc On The House Of Music Executive Ubi Franklin by ukaface(f): 1:00pm On Jun 18, 2020
He has the money to fix it Na,so?
Romance › Re: What Do Couples Whisper To Eachother Ear In The Wedding Reception Hall? by ukaface(f): 12:57pm On Jun 18, 2020
' this is getting tiring'
' I think I'm getting h.orny'
' let's leave already'

....maybe....
Career › Re: Dr. Wendy Okolo, First Black Woman To Bag A Phd In Aerospace Engineering by ukaface(f): 6:55pm On Jun 17, 2020
Will tribalism in Nigeria,or Nairaland ever come to an end?
Business › Re: Dangote Drives Himself To Pastor Ituah's Place On Condolence Visit by ukaface(f): 6:19pm On Jun 16, 2020
TEsLABOY:
And somebody with his 10 million naira jeep would tie 20 golden chains on his neck in the name of BIG BOY...... See humility
that's because Dangote is used to his riches,and wealth. He sees it as his day to day lifestyle.
Something wey you never experience,say from poverty to wealth,dude you will want every one to know that you have landed.
Romance › Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by ukaface(f): 10:30pm On Jun 15, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Toasting woman na the easiest thing on planet earth

Just start with wetin them dey like talk about. Just think of anything them dey interested in
For example
Just first tell her say
Girl this hairstyles looks good on you. What is the name let me recommend it for some one
She will definitely answer you because body go sweet her for the compliment

Then try to go further into hair styles
Probably name some hairstyles for her and try to make her educate you about it
Rihanna, bob Marley, kinki ball, twisting, side path, crotchet, braiding, chuku

Almost every lady dey like this discussion and they will be happy to enlighten you.
Like play like play discussion don start
You as a shy niggarrr supposed know what to do next
which one is kinki ball?
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Late Cynthia Obieshi, The Lady Found Dead In A Room Alongside Her Love by ukaface(f): 10:27pm On Jun 15, 2020
Tmb78:
Here I was thinking she looks like that bbn computer guru girl.The one that liked Mike but couldn't get him to fall.I have forgotten her name.
I see
I ain't a fan of bbn , unfortunately
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Late Cynthia Obieshi, The Lady Found Dead In A Room Alongside Her Love by ukaface(f): 10:17pm On Jun 15, 2020
Tmb78:
who is Bukunmi?
one Yoruba actress
Romance › Re: Lady Wants Her Husband To Return Her Virginity Before Signing Divorce Paper by ukaface(f): 10:13pm On Jun 15, 2020
Lateef don enter am with suliat.
grin cheesy grin grin
But she's funny though
Romance › Re: Hair Styling; 5 Different Ways To Style Your Hair by ukaface(f): 10:10pm On Jun 15, 2020
Bia
If you wanted to do copy and paste,you should have done so with an African article/ site.
Romance › Re: A Sister Needs Advise Urgently by ukaface(f): 10:03pm On Jun 15, 2020
This one pass me o
Crime › Re: So Davido Allegedly Chased Chioma Out From The House After Beating Her by ukaface(f): 9:50pm On Jun 15, 2020
Make una take am easy with all these fake stories
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Late Cynthia Obieshi, The Lady Found Dead In A Room Alongside Her Love by ukaface(f): 7:03pm On Jun 15, 2020
She looks like bukunmi
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi And Otedola's Daughter Displaying Some Romance (photos) by ukaface(f): 6:57am On Jun 15, 2020
Silentgroper:
.how him post come take concern you. You and temi dey share breast
how my talk with him take concern you too
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi And Otedola's Daughter Displaying Some Romance (photos) by ukaface(f): 10:10pm On Jun 14, 2020
veli1:
The BIBLE says we shld be our brother's keeper.
i am jst doin what the lord commanded. Na lie?
you are overdoing it.
I don't think you should be your brother's keeper over breast.

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