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Celebrities › Re: Ray Hushpuppi Will Be A Free Man As He Has Hired Michael Jackson's Lawyer by ukaface(f): 10:56am On Jul 06, 2020
Hushpuppi get such levels? Okay,I'm watching.
What are the notable works of this MJ' s lawyer?
Romance › Re: 50-year-old Woman Wows Fans With Her Lovely Birthday Photos by ukaface(f): 10:52am On Jul 06, 2020
And I'm here crying to be fat. I no want again
Crime › Re: Chicago Prison Where Hushpuppi Is Being Held by ukaface(f): 10:51am On Jul 06, 2020
What if he meets someone like Theodore Bagwell in there?
What if he gets bullied in there?
I can imagine how soft he would be inside there, Chai..... What if they start using his anal orifice? Dammmmmmmnnnnn.

Ndo o hush
Education › Re: American Students Are Not Allowed To Travel To Nigeria For Study by ukaface(f): 10:40am On Jul 06, 2020
Why will you leave America to study in Nigeriahuh

Like you been in First position,and intentionally want to carry last position. Why?
Celebrities › Re: If Naija Had Been Corrupt-free Since 1960, This Is How Cities Will Look Like Now by ukaface(f): 10:38am On Jul 06, 2020
But fine fine countries like that still have slums ,I'm just wondering.


Nigeria can't be saved.
Crime › Re: Taraba Man Whose Wife Cut Off His Manhood Cries Out by ukaface(f): 10:18pm On Jul 05, 2020
fk001:
After women fear women


Don't ever share a room with your wife. Finish what you have to do and go back to your room, lock the door and sleep peacefully. If you can't do that then pls don't marry.
shebi that's if it's two bedroom.
If Na only one bedroom nkor
Crime › Re: Taraba Man Whose Wife Cut Off His Manhood Cries Out by ukaface(f): 10:17pm On Jul 05, 2020
It's really painful and unfortunate

You slept with an intact bura,only to wake up with a sliced bura.
Gosh, people dey wicked o.
Literature › Re: Baggage Claim by ukaface(f): 9:41pm On Jul 05, 2020
Thank God Daniel declined staying over,the way aunty Bari dey fastforward the love the do will be done on a cold night.

Thanks damsel,but can you please make the update lengthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy
Romance › Re: They Met On Twitter, Now They Are Getting Married by ukaface(f): 6:23pm On Jul 05, 2020
selfmadeboss:
1 mugu just coverted an olosho to a wife. fuckery at its best
any girl that does mouth like that is an olosho. the reason for that mouth is because she has spent too much of her life span sucking preek. if you doubt it check bobrisky
Nawa o
Celebrities › Re: Bollywood Female Celebrities Photos (Pics) by ukaface(f): 10:14pm On Jul 03, 2020
Liposure:
i hav an undying crush on katrina kaif
she's beautiful too.
Celebrities › Re: Bollywood Female Celebrities Photos (Pics) by ukaface(f): 9:36pm On Jul 03, 2020
bbstarr:
That's Hritik Roshan my crush.. Lol
oh yeah.

Please he's already been crushed on , pick some one else,maybe the PK guy.
Celebrities › Re: Bollywood Female Celebrities Photos (Pics) by ukaface(f): 9:31pm On Jul 03, 2020
How do you even know their names,I know them facially ,and well for few cos they got hyped like the Chopra lady,shah ruh khan. Lobatan
Indian movies some times are wack with all of the slow motion when they fall in love. Hiaaaaa

By the way compile a list for Indian actors,I want to drool on that guy that acted euthanasia. How much the dey pay for their groom price again?
Celebrities › Re: Woman Who Build Up Muscles By Hitting The Gym Show Off Her Sexy Figure by ukaface(f): 6:28am On Jul 03, 2020
flokii:
Chichi igbo people dem grin

Ladies are meant to be succulent, soft and enchanting not muscular biko
who gave the rule? Or are you just assuming?
Education › Re: Lagos To Give 10,000 Radio Sets To Pupils For Homeschooling by ukaface(f): 12:13pm On Jul 01, 2020
bolseas:
Instead of radios, why not provide the necessary facilities in the school premises to enable pupils resume. Hand sanitisers, liquid soap, water tanks, fumigate the school premises, purchase face masks for both pupils and teachers etc...

I wonder how these politicians reason.
they are looking for another way to embezzle billions.
Very soon we will hear , ' 10 billion naira used to purchase 1000 radios for students.'
Romance › Re: Lady Laments As Fine Boy Who Collected Her Number 3Months Ago Refuses To Woo Her by ukaface(f): 10:17pm On Jun 30, 2020
grin grin grin grin
Both of 'em ain't serious
But I think the guy is a comedian..... grin grin grin

But then,it's not about fine bobo, every other package has to fall in place to make him a ' fine bobo'
Politics › Re: Folashade Tinubu-Ojo And MC Oluomo Get FG Appointments by ukaface(f): 6:38pm On Jun 30, 2020
IfGodbeforus:
Leave them, let them continue to Swallow all!

Everything will end here..

No $1 will be taken over..

Let's occupy ourselves with JESUS!

We will have the last laugh ..
Abi?
When we go up heaven and enjoy our gold mansion,gold bed,gold crown ,gold money too okwa ya.


Issokay, let me be going
TV/Movies › Re: Mawuli Gavor: Diane Walks Out On Housemates As Ebuka Calls Out Her Crush by ukaface(f): 9:32am On Jun 30, 2020
But mawuli issa hottie,why she come dey vex?

It's normal to have crushes Na. You don't want to know who my crushes are.
And this can help fasten the love spark between mawuli and Diane, except if the mawuli guy already has a bae.
Health › Re: Lady Dies After Posting "If I Die During Lockdown No Need For Autopsy" by ukaface(f): 9:07am On Jun 30, 2020
RIP TO HER
But if this aunty is 22, then my mama never born me.
Romance › Re: Man Fakes His Arrest With Police To Propose To His Girlfriend by ukaface(f): 8:30pm On Jun 29, 2020
0taPiaPia:
Na both of them Sabi... good thing is "u & i won't be there when e set" cool
yes ooo
Romance › Re: Man Fakes His Arrest With Police To Propose To His Girlfriend by ukaface(f): 7:56pm On Jun 29, 2020
Cocobongo:
Me na fulani headsmen i go use propose... Lol
lobatan
Romance › Re: Man Fakes His Arrest With Police To Propose To His Girlfriend by ukaface(f): 7:55pm On Jun 29, 2020
He didn't ask her the proposal question na, neither did she say yes.
Literature › Re: Baggage Claim by ukaface(f): 6:37pm On Jun 29, 2020
Bari ndo o
Me dey fastfast dash you epilepsy.

Thanks damsel
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ukaface(f): 6:25pm On Jun 29, 2020
Dyt:
**picking teeth**
I dead

This is class
Literature › Re: Baggage Claim by ukaface(f): 9:45pm On Jun 28, 2020
oyinella:
abi is Bari suffering from aquagenic urticaria?
you just made me learn something new today.
Politics › Re: Ajimobi's Burial: No Social Distancing As People Struggle To Get Food (Video) by ukaface(f): 3:09pm On Jun 28, 2020
Food no dey Na
At least that rice wey dem don carry fit last for lunch or dinner.
Make God just help person.

This is poverty ,high grade.smh.....

What I'm seeing again is lack of orderliness.
Just imagine,we don't know how to do anything right in the country. Everyone.
What an eyesore!
Literature › Re: Baggage Claim by ukaface(f): 8:10pm On Jun 27, 2020
LordOfSamosa:
Pls you guys should leave my Rowland alone ooo

bunger fish Bari is still forming cheesy

TeamRowland
Rowland is gonna gonna end in tears
Better follow the crowd and support bari
Celebrities › Re: Coronavirus: Peter Okoye, Wife Lola, Daughter Test Positive & 2 Domestic Staff by ukaface(f): 7:05pm On Jun 27, 2020
EzzyCarter:
grin grin
Your moniker's got me curious miss. I'm guessing it means baby-face tongue if I'm wrong correct me cheesy
nope
Church face/ Sunday face grin
Celebrities › Re: Coronavirus: Peter Okoye, Wife Lola, Daughter Test Positive & 2 Domestic Staff by ukaface(f): 4:28pm On Jun 27, 2020
EzzyCarter:
Omo this Story ehn, e no easy o. I no fit imagine make this thing Do me. make NSCDC no go Chop my money . I personally believe The game is(n't) over . And soonest we'll hear Peter and his family's Testimony. Anyways, someone should help me call Ifunanya make she come Roll it, coz that her ass is one heck of a Temptation and I'm willing to change her life with Bank alert(s)
grin grin grin
wooow grin grin grin
Literature › Re: Baggage Claim by ukaface(f): 1:54pm On Jun 27, 2020
I know person like Bari go get sharp mouth
She no fall my hands,gosh.....after 8 years? You want to see pikin. Bari for add ' thunder fire your left n.yash Rowland'


Good One ma'am damsel,keep it coming,I'm hooked. grin

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